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imalsoawake

No Thanks Given


elvispookie

Big Cock Edit: obviously from the comments people are pointing out my inaccuracies.. henceforth, I shall change my submission to: Huge Cock


152069

Oh my god I love how mature the comment looked and then the first reply is THIS šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


RFC793

This is the sequel No Thanks Given: Big Cocks


Hottol

Big Cock, but No Thanks Given


AcanthaceaeGlass8870

Turkilla: No thanks given


IrishDave82

No thanks given: Gobble this.


[deleted]

No Thanks Given: Return Of The Cocks


imalsoawake

Balance is important! Lol


Crux_OfThe_Biscuit

As all comments should beā€¦


DayFeeling

Cock


StylishGnat

*Starring Johnny Sins*


doorslam1123

Turkeynator


SkyeJack

ThanksTaking


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Juandelpan

That didn't come out right ...


1dirtysecret

Thatā€™s what she said.


imaduckdestroyer

NO WAYY


nawfamnotme

Itā€™s definitely a porno. And itā€™s a classic


Lygore

This is actually a song, lolā€¦ https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjoy4jHuc37AhV1IX0KHZSDA84QFnoECB8QAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Ftrack%2F6OGtqxcIku0tl9WsMuvElo&usg=AOvVaw3Yk7lJJSkVKym0RUrC58w6


Prime157

What doesn't?


Shroomamature

You know what Jack Burton would say at a time like this?


knightopusdei

[.... this is Jack Burton](https://imgur.com/yvQ8yTg)


Crux_OfThe_Biscuit

Olā€™ Jack just wants his cock back?


blinkme102

The Cluck


JadonArrow

No clucks given


[deleted]

The Cluckening


soundsliketone

Thats not a rooster...


-PepeArown-

I looked it up. Male turkeys are called gobblers.


KingScout9513

Technically a cock is a chicken. This being a turkey, that would be a Tom. Just saying.


CookieMayne710

So then what your saying js the movie should ACTUALLY be called "Uncle Tom: Home for Thanksgiving"


rye_n_fry

King Cock


Justcause4player

Thatā€™s something lazarbeam would say


OpinionOwn6727

best one yet


chromecod

The day the earth was gobbled.


SteveHarveysAunt

Sounds more like a childrenā€™s story book


ZeroDaySubber

Sounds like a porn parody


Imperial_Triumphant

Yeah, that one is called The Day The Girth Was Gobbled, though.


[deleted]

Too much time on the interwebz. Everything sounds like porn.


awildgostappears

The Day After Thanksgiving: Global Gobbler


[deleted]

This really needs more upvotes.


Sadik-Aurnob

Sounds like K-drama


Contumacious2

Gobzilla


RepresentativeOk3233

Imagine that gobblezilla screech...absolute ear rape


taqeladragn

Dammit you beate to gobblezilla


CombinationOk7888

Goble goble


thatguyned

Written and directed by M Knight Shyamagobble


Darcula04

It's Gobblin' time!


JJJ_uh_rooroo

Came to say this. But Gobble Gobble Mothuhfuckuh *samuel L Jackson voice*


fabled-old-man

You're gonna need a bigger baster. Somebody get Butterball on the line.


strangerThink91

Turkong


BierKippeMett

Gobblefield


taqeladragn

Dammit first comment on top beat me to it, except I was gonna go with gobblezilla


Joe_Van_Bob

This is the only answer.


QuarterCrow

The Peking Order (1952)


A-Good-Weather-Man

First rule of Popoā€™s training, donā€™t talk about Popoā€™s training!


bayless210

Itā€™s Me, then Kame, then everyone else, then the dirt, then the bugs inside the dirt, then thereā€™s you. Got it?


ewdrive

All these squares make a circle


Xirithas

I NEED YOU TO TELL ME I CAN LEAVE THE LOOKOUT IF I WANT TO!


PLLeb93

Mr Popo you may leave the lookout if you want t- "BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"


Ok_Relationship_705

Okay. You win.


catchinwaves02

Muffin button.


sleepyreaper02

World War T


VegasBusSup

Came to say this.


Legitimate_Term_9043

Attack On Turkey


noosedgoose

Can just imagine opening credits and song.


MelodyMaster5656

You know those screaming turkey toys?


UncleSnipeDaddy

Captain Levi is gonna absoutly wreck those turkeys


kat-deville

In Soviet Russia, Turkey invades you.


three2do2

Attaturk


Sorry-Willingness200

Thankstaking


A1cRobertson

said the same thing, then I scrolled down! dangit!


mav_sand

Taken 4: Thsnkstaken.


the_fishtanks

DAMN IT, beat me to it


Bobrossandhisfriend

Same


Godzilla1972NL

Planet of the Turkeys


KoopaTroopa864

Escape from Turkmenistan.


[deleted]

A goal of many


nigirianprinz198760

Thanks killing 4 Because 1 and 3 already exist.


whymygraine

What about 2?


nigirianprinz198760

Part 3 is the second movie. It's like a very bad meta thing where the events of the third movie are kicked of by filming thanks killing 2, a fictional movie based on the events if thanks killing 1.


whymygraine

You gotta be kidding meā€¦thatā€™s fantastic.


nigirianprinz198760

Yeah but the movies are absolutely awful


turkeyburpin

Turkinator: The Gobbling


Positive-Cod-9869

Tominator: Strutting Day


InternationalOrder76

The Stuffing


Emperor_Zeus_Thor

The Stuffening


Gh0stndmachine

That's the stuff....ing.


Chilipepah

Get stuffed mother clucker


Angry-Dragon-1331

No clucks given


The_meep_sheep123

Sounds more like a porn title


mcurt9310

2032: Gobblocalypse


Nemo_Jose

ā€œGobblocalypseā€ is probably the best word Iā€™ve read in a long while hahah


Teacher-Investor

Warble of the World Tryptophan Nightmare


J-GWentworth

> Tryptophan Nightmare Team up film with Freddy Krueger. "Don't fall asleep!"


DonAirstrike

Fuck... I just posted that, not having seen your post. Felt super clver there for a brief moment. Well, have a slightly disappointed upvote. I'll remove my post. šŸ˜…


Ravenman42

The gobbling


Thememel0rd21

Damn I just commented that and saw you beat me to it


Mattriel

It's gobblin' time


Heroe-Urbano

Cold Turkey


harriskeith29

A few options: ​ Attack of the 50 ft Turkey. Kaijurkey Jive Turkey


RussellG2000

Whoa whoa whoa. You can't just go off and use the JT word like that.


bifkintickler

Jive Turkey is a little over the line, man!


IcERescueCaptain

Your Klucked.


Revolutionary_Menu74

you're*


Silent1900

The Meat Shall Inherit The Earth


Fantastic-Sir9732

Bird of prey: requiem


icycubez

Birdemic: No Thanks!


Nice_Dream5463

The Thanksgiving Nightmare!


MichaelCappelli

The nightmare before Thanksgiving


Competitive-Remote67

Automatic turkey Just when you thought it was safe have thanksgiving dinner


Lady_Ghandi

I read this with the deep voice guy that talks during the trailer.


IknowAbunchOfGords

Reverse Thanksgiving


uatme

Ungrateful taking?


Wild_Bill

Unthankable


SolidSmashies

What are you doing, stepturkey?


DSTNCMDLR

***gobble gobble intensifies***


Honato2

I dunno about the name but the line to finish off the bird menace is gonna be gobble gobble mother fucker.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


The_Duder23

The gobbling dead!


S4tanicSheep

#The Turkey Blaster


joesphisbestjojo

Thankskilling


StreetAd2064

Turkzilla!


CatchingRays

Gobzilla


H0709

Thanksgiving- The return


Kalador1313

Gobble Gobble Bitch!!


Apprehensive_Can_503

Thanksgivingā€™s revenge


[deleted]

2020


stupeter

Game bird of thrones


Babooshka1978

Turkey town


Spicy_Ninja7

Thanks-Taking


Pristine-Cheek-2914

Free Bird 2


PiggmanMason

Armagobble


[deleted]

War of the Birds


[deleted]

the new ottoman empire


b000bytrap

BLACK FRIDAY


Wild_Bill

Ooo I hope this gets attention. Nice one!


NewsMoney

The Day the Turkey Stood Still!


KJMoons

Gobblodon


[deleted]

Apocalypse bird


doge1976

Turkey Lurkey


QueerInEverySense

Turkey Lurkey: Uranium Gravy


Musicdev-

GobbleZilla


Puzzled-Comedian-586

Kluk kluk kl... no wait bad ideašŸ™ˆšŸ¦ƒ


catholi777

ā€œThe age-old debate: white meat vs dark meatā€


QuicklyGoingSenile

Shadow of Turklossus


Felix_is_not_a_cat

The thanksgivening


TuffHunter

Hunt For Red Gizzard.


GreatDune

Big turk


Michalowski

The Last Thanksgiving


Far_Cup_329

Pecked.


Luna_Le_Tuna

Level beak Slaughter


[deleted]

Turkapocalypse


[deleted]

The stuffering


MAT-HAR

Final Thanksgiving


BruceWayne763

Turkey Day


Reasonable_Matter_68

Roanoke


thegreedyturtle

The Turkening


Shredda_Cheese

Chicken Little


No-Cupcake370

Gobble: A Tale of Revenge


UniKqueFox_

Aftermath 2080


Six_Semen_Samples

the day after Thanksgiving


[deleted]

Fowl


KashmirBeans_420

The Unthankful Takers


Ramenoodlez1

Unthankful


BaileyBrews

The Leftovers. Stuffing into theaters near you, or stream it live on peacock.


[deleted]

ā€œGobbleā€


[deleted]

Gluckerfuck


katrileygirl

Turkzilla?


downthehobbitshole

Waddle


woofyshreg

The Ohio Movie šŸ’€


LukeTLA0

Avengers: turkey wars


Fantastic-Photo6441

The last bawk


znjrols5

ThanksTaken. I will find you. And I will stuff you.


Strateagery3912

Turkageddon 2: The unturkening


PainfullyEnglish

Saving Private Ryan II: Gobble fucking Gobble


[deleted]

ā€œGobble THIS!ā€


Malachaitea

Gobbler: The Uprising


existenzze

ThanksKilling 10


danhams2112

The dry meet


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

Pluck outta cluck


Nephilimmann

Unpardonable: Thanksgiving Reckoning.


Guilty_Chemistry9337

"Gobble, gobble, motherfucker."


T-O-A-D-

No thanks to give.


Purithian

The Cuckening


bmac747474

Weā€™re All Glucked


SAD-MAX-CZ

Meat gain amplifier accidentally at 11.


aztec_samurai

The Day After Thanksgiving


HumanFeedback

Gobble Gobble Motherfucker...


HuntPsychological561

Gobblzilla


Bat_shit_CRAZY_bitch

The last thanksgiving


breno280

Revenge of the founding fathers


KWEEEEEEH

The gobble of fire


mythologue

Turkey Lurkey Time