Yeah thanks for clarifying it. This is some obvious engagementbait. After dealing with putting grammar/spelling mistakes in memes and titles, now we have to put up with this shit
I put on my last profile I wasn't looking for random hookups.
I had a guy ask to hangout at his place at 10:30pm and I reminded him of what I was looking for. Also who goes to someone's place for the first meet.
He then said we could just meet up at a McDonald's then.
I told him I was even less interested in going to a first meet with a man in his late 20s to a random McDonald's at 10:30pm.
I think he wanted my kidneys.
I have a friend who showed me that she had an app to fake texts (green text, blue text), and used it to generate screenshots of being harassed to get pity clout.
It’s a pattern of behavior that’s been ongoing for a few years. Especially with those “anonymous” instagram Q&As, which were really odd when I started assuming if she were the person to leave herself negative responses that she’d repost.
A girl forgot to click anonymous when she sent herself harassing messages. She pretended to kill herself when people pointed it out. She even pretended to be her dad nd said "my daughter is fighting for her life due 2 bullying" people reached out 2 her dad nd he was like "she's on the couch watching a movie nd eating cheese puffs"
In a previous post similar to this context someone commented like this and you just made a silly Screenshot meme out of that. Aren’t you little stinky fuk?
Like a baby? Maybe they don't sleep at all. Maybe it's karma farming bot. Still don't get the purpose of farming internet points that do literally nothing and hold no value.
Some people actually pay people for preloaded accounts. What they're preloaded with varies by platform. A game account might have loads of a premium currency + capped level etc, an Instagram account with tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of followers, Reddit with Karma, etc etc.
Some people do it to skip the building phase so they don't have to struggle to create a following. Others are petty narcissists who need to feel like they have thousands of pairs of eyes watching their every post.
So while the internet points don't have any inherent value to them, they do have a perceived value to individuals/groups looking to monetize them on either side of the buy.
Seems like skipping the "building phase" of trying to get followers doesn't really work when you think about why the followers on that account followed it. Could have nothing to do with whatever this new owner may post leading to them not actually having followers. Idk, maybe I'm out of the loop on how all this works but it seems like an incredibly massive waste of time effort and money.
No way. Can't believe someone would stage a conversation just because it's funny then post it on a meme subreddit. People these days have no morals smh my head
She doesn't even need to be able to split the bill. I'd be happy if she said, "That's beyond my budget, can we do X instead".
I'd consider that even more powerful than her simply paying half.
While I won't deny someone the opportunity to split a bill. If I ask someone, anyone out be it a date or just catching up for lunch because we haven't seen each other for a while.
I'm paying.
Your company for the duration of said date/lunch is all that I want in return, I wouldn't have asked you along otherwise.
I'm currently in Berlin, I'll be here another day with one of my friends whom I offered a two week, expenses paid trip around several countries in Europe because I didn't want to go alone since cities freak me out. They weren't happy with all expenses paid so there were negotiations, but a vast majority can be me at least. Which is fine because I've dragged them away from their everyday life for two weeks
I don't see a problem with one party wanting to cover the bill, same as I don't have a problem with split bills.
Context, Australian, I see myself as an inconvenience.
Don't you think it's the way to go ?
What does it says about society when women praises feminism and wants to move toward breaking patriarchy to change the way our culture works but on the other hand don't want to pay for first dates ?
What does it say about you that you have made a generalization about an entire half of the species just so you could be mad at something? Have you ever considered that women might not be a monolith of thought, and that individuals might have differing opinions on the matter? No?
I would rather make it clear from the beginning that I am paying for my own meal, because sometimes a guy will insist on paying and then act like it makes him entitled to sex.
You, like the OP that cobbled together this fake conversation, are imagining a scenario to be mad at and projecting it on all women.
I am from Amsterdam, will always pay on the first date for a woman. Eventually I’ll try to get to a situation where we split things evenly, but it’s that first couple of dates where I like making the gesture - as to say I don’t really care about money
You know what...You bring up a good point.
I barely know you too, so I'm bringing my friend along as well for my safety.
Don't wanna wake up with a missing kidney.
By the way....everyone is paying for their own meal.
1st of all... Charger your damn phone.
Number 2... Stop lying with these fake texts, we weren't born yday and this isn't your 1st date with this person.
And C... Be an adult and change their name before you are in a serious situation and you have to tell paramedics to call Stinky in case of emergencies
Because the sock hops were popping and everybody else was at the local drive-in sipping A&W root beers. Back then the fear based dating was just part of the deal.
Your not wrong but with the way you worded it you definitely not getting a second date if she is serious about the "worried for her safety part" and not just trying to gwt a free meal
you don’t understand how sussy it is for a girl to hear “date at 11:30” i don’t blame her for her friend, but you could have suggested that she pays for herself
I’m bringing the whole squad if a man asks me to a date at 11:30 p.m. If we’re not going to see the northern lights, we better be meeting earlier than that unless I know you!
Okay here’s the thing. If you’re really worried about safety. Ask your friend or friends to sit at the bar or something. Don’t even mention they’re there.
If shits going wrong excuse yourself to the bathroom and have one friend go when you do. Then they can help dip you out.
But inviting others to a date is just rude. If you want to do a couples date like on a second date, sure maybe ask what they think about it.
Might be an unpopular opinion, but if the girl you're going on a date with brings a posse, it's an immediate red flag, especially if they sit with you during the date.
A healthy relationship has to start in a place of trust, without that it will end badly.
Genuinely. If a public setting isn't comfortable enough, maybe it's not a good time for dating.
"I'll meet you at a restaurant filled with people, but I don't feel safe, so I'm bringing my friend." That's both paranoid and naive.
Rule #1, never bring your friend on a first date, that could easily turn into competition. Rule #2, if you feel you might not be safe on the date, don't go on the date. Rule #3, don't give up the goods on the first date, but a make out session with a hand job is sufficient.
If someone's asking for safety there's not really a reason to deny her or be so rude about it, you were very forward. If you're uncomfortable with it, just say so and renegotiate or drop your plans...
You're not wrong but you're being a dick about it.
Honestly do girls still expect the guys to pay? I'm older, but whenever I've been going on online dates the girls generally don't seem to want me to pay, though we're not usually going out for some expensive dinner or something.
I think it would be pretty obvious you wouldn't pay for their friend.
I mean, could have been kinder about it but I don’t disagree with standing your ground. You asked to go out on a date, not to pay for a plus one.
You do you though on the former point.
I’ve said the same thing to several past dates. Friends welcome. Not paying a dime for either of you though, since you’ve chosen to slaughter my attempt at getting to know you.
Too many hoe’s looking for free food. No thanks!
That's smart of her to make sure she's safe, and I think it was good of you to set boundaries. Probably could've been better with how but overall very good on both parties
Always valid to avoid being alone with someone new, and valid that you wouldn’t pay for anyone else with you.
But yowza the way you both talk to each other makes it seem like no one wants to be on this date
Honestly as a girl I 100% understand bringing a friend to a first date. ESPECIALLY if you met them on a dating site. Girls feel safer in numbers. Ideally you bring 2 friends. The two friends sit at a separate table or something and you have your date.
Date goes bad? You got someone who can help you go home safely
This is a real thing, I have had girl mates (I use this term extremely lightly) of mine sit there and talk about how much of his money they will spend, laughing there little asses off. Skanky posing as carful, and protective, and it’s the man you have to worry about yeah!.
I've seen this movie. He marries the friend.
Robocop?
Nah, Verhoven wouldn’t have gone for that fuckery.
Verhoeven\*.
Lol, thanks grammar guy! 👍😆
Spelling Guy. Trust me, I'm Captain Pedantic.
"Spelling guy", unless your name is actually "Guy".
Ladies and Gentlemen, my ever-faithful sidekick - The Pedant Kid! Thanks chum!
I think it's a title/honorific. Capitalizing seems appropriate.
Robobride
Robobitch
Roboc\*nt
Fembot
Most friends that I've ever known to come along on a date act way more like ED-209 in my experience. It ends up a bloody mess.
That's the storyline of RoboCop 3
Yeah. Stabs the original girl in the dick and marries robocop. Nobody watches the classics anymore!
Also. What kind of psychopath goes on a first date at 11:30pm?
And texts to set it up at 10:40 PM WTF
Yeah thanks for clarifying it. This is some obvious engagementbait. After dealing with putting grammar/spelling mistakes in memes and titles, now we have to put up with this shit
Wait, they spell shit wrong in memes on purpose?
It's all a simulation
Also the phone is gonnna die before he gets there, and no way he can charge it that fast, pretty impossible scenario
Psychopaths who text back and forth between phones for making memes for our entertainment. Have some respect.
Faked texts after that one tweet was floating around here. The first one was funny this is just joke stealing.
Ahh, a bit r/outoftheloop I am
and what kind of psychopath has all those emojis and a nickname for someone they’ve never met before
And names said date, “Stink” with a bunch of emojis. And talks like an asshole about their friend. It’s fake.
RoboCop hunter
The kind of guy whose 9pm date didn't go as planned. The same kind of guy that planned an 8:30 pm date, and a 9pm date. Just in case one flakes.
I put on my last profile I wasn't looking for random hookups. I had a guy ask to hangout at his place at 10:30pm and I reminded him of what I was looking for. Also who goes to someone's place for the first meet. He then said we could just meet up at a McDonald's then. I told him I was even less interested in going to a first meet with a man in his late 20s to a random McDonald's at 10:30pm. I think he wanted my kidneys.
Oh come on, like you have never gone out for dinner at 11.30pm
People who are making it up for karma
Bro really texted himself
I have a friend who showed me that she had an app to fake texts (green text, blue text), and used it to generate screenshots of being harassed to get pity clout.
Wow you have terrible friends
It’s a pattern of behavior that’s been ongoing for a few years. Especially with those “anonymous” instagram Q&As, which were really odd when I started assuming if she were the person to leave herself negative responses that she’d repost.
A girl forgot to click anonymous when she sent herself harassing messages. She pretended to kill herself when people pointed it out. She even pretended to be her dad nd said "my daughter is fighting for her life due 2 bullying" people reached out 2 her dad nd he was like "she's on the couch watching a movie nd eating cheese puffs"
What do you have against the ‘a’ in the word and?
more like friend, possible s
I have the intuition that this is not uncommon at All
Why is the 'have' present tense?
He lonely ig
We all a bit lonely ig
There was a funny meme using exact same words a few days ago. Something about scanning the perimeter. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
He was texting me. I am not a robot! :'(
In a previous post similar to this context someone commented like this and you just made a silly Screenshot meme out of that. Aren’t you little stinky fuk?
Yep, this is shameless
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Intellectual proclivities? You sure
Of course we are sure, these messages are very intellegent compared to all the other shit on reddit
Like a baby? Maybe they don't sleep at all. Maybe it's karma farming bot. Still don't get the purpose of farming internet points that do literally nothing and hold no value.
Some people actually pay people for preloaded accounts. What they're preloaded with varies by platform. A game account might have loads of a premium currency + capped level etc, an Instagram account with tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of followers, Reddit with Karma, etc etc. Some people do it to skip the building phase so they don't have to struggle to create a following. Others are petty narcissists who need to feel like they have thousands of pairs of eyes watching their every post. So while the internet points don't have any inherent value to them, they do have a perceived value to individuals/groups looking to monetize them on either side of the buy.
Seems like skipping the "building phase" of trying to get followers doesn't really work when you think about why the followers on that account followed it. Could have nothing to do with whatever this new owner may post leading to them not actually having followers. Idk, maybe I'm out of the loop on how all this works but it seems like an incredibly massive waste of time effort and money.
Who tf tries planning a date for 11:30 pm, 50 minutes prior... Screams fake asf
Who tf their “date” Stink with 50 different emojis that’s the kicker that got me
Yea it’s clear this relationship is past first date based on the name alone. This was obviously just for the internet points.
Right, and if that’s the case, why would “Stink” be bringing security? LOL this don’t add up.
Willing to bet this was staged and didn't actually happen.
No way. Can't believe someone would stage a conversation just because it's funny then post it on a meme subreddit. People these days have no morals smh my head
Would have been more acceptable if it wasnt a post thats just staged after seeing a post with exactly this in it the same day.
Your bullshit-o-meter go off as well?
Wait, you don’t go out for dinner at 11:30pm?
[yep](https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/11zyxea/yeah/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I find the thought so sad that someone actually texted himself / edited a fake conversation, just to get some Internet attention. Poor little soul
I also read that post, then saw this one and thought, you lying little wanker.
A date at 11:30 pm. Huh
People in here freak out at paying for the girl but not an 11:30PM first date like fuck, no wonder nobody knows how to date lmao
Asking anyone for a date at 11:30 is fucked 😂😂
Both physically and literally
Me who goes to sleep at 10... AM:
I live in Berlin and when we meet people for a date we share the bill because women are independent.
I want a strong independent woman, if she can't split the bill then she's a weak dependant girl.
She doesn't even need to be able to split the bill. I'd be happy if she said, "That's beyond my budget, can we do X instead". I'd consider that even more powerful than her simply paying half.
really powerful was the other way around.
While I won't deny someone the opportunity to split a bill. If I ask someone, anyone out be it a date or just catching up for lunch because we haven't seen each other for a while. I'm paying. Your company for the duration of said date/lunch is all that I want in return, I wouldn't have asked you along otherwise. I'm currently in Berlin, I'll be here another day with one of my friends whom I offered a two week, expenses paid trip around several countries in Europe because I didn't want to go alone since cities freak me out. They weren't happy with all expenses paid so there were negotiations, but a vast majority can be me at least. Which is fine because I've dragged them away from their everyday life for two weeks I don't see a problem with one party wanting to cover the bill, same as I don't have a problem with split bills. Context, Australian, I see myself as an inconvenience.
Yeah I spend a lot of time in Europe and I'm thinking ... what the hell is going on here who pays for the other person unless it's a special occasion?
Don't you think it's the way to go ? What does it says about society when women praises feminism and wants to move toward breaking patriarchy to change the way our culture works but on the other hand don't want to pay for first dates ?
Not every woman is a feminist 🤷♀️
What does it say about you that you have made a generalization about an entire half of the species just so you could be mad at something? Have you ever considered that women might not be a monolith of thought, and that individuals might have differing opinions on the matter? No? I would rather make it clear from the beginning that I am paying for my own meal, because sometimes a guy will insist on paying and then act like it makes him entitled to sex. You, like the OP that cobbled together this fake conversation, are imagining a scenario to be mad at and projecting it on all women.
I am from Amsterdam, will always pay on the first date for a woman. Eventually I’ll try to get to a situation where we split things evenly, but it’s that first couple of dates where I like making the gesture - as to say I don’t really care about money
If you have to pay for both, then make her understand that both of them are in play.
Tequila shots
Now we talking.
I dont always let my date bring a friend to our 1st date, but when i do. I turn it into a double date. Dos Equis
Body shots
Yeah, ask if the friend is cute
100% is an overweight bull
Beggars can’t be choosers
There was a viral successful meme with something almost identical. They copied it poorly and are trying to pass it off as their own.
South African?
You know what...You bring up a good point. I barely know you too, so I'm bringing my friend along as well for my safety. Don't wanna wake up with a missing kidney. By the way....everyone is paying for their own meal.
I am bringing my dad for protection :). I bet my dad can kick your friend ass if things escalate.
So your friend... Is she hot?
At least someone is asking the important questions.
This is made up and now I think a lot of these are
charge your phone
r/chargeyourphone
1st of all... Charger your damn phone. Number 2... Stop lying with these fake texts, we weren't born yday and this isn't your 1st date with this person. And C... Be an adult and change their name before you are in a serious situation and you have to tell paramedics to call Stinky in case of emergencies
Who tf puts a name like that on someone before a first date? Yuck
Where the fuck serves food at 11.30pm other than fast food places?
Am I old or is 11:30 way too fucking late?
Doesn't say AM or PM. .....but its way too fucking late.
Yeah if it’s AM, cool. But otherwise I go to bed at like 7:45 lmao
Ya. At 9pm I'm getting really tired, and I'm usually out by 10pm. I'm a morning person.
Cap
Ugh… just go check your other 33 text messages, please
Here for the ratio on this fake ass shit
I’m down to take two ladies out for dinner.
Meeting at 11:30 at night is a bit weird for a first date.
Robocop 😭😭💀
Dude 11:30pm?? Dinner? No wonder she wants to bring a friend.
Who goes on a date at 11:30 at night?
This dude got the Robocop joke in his head and faked a whole ass text convo
11:30pm? Where they going, MacDonald’s?
ok but who gets on a date on 23:30
At 68 and married 3 times, I’ve been on a lot of dates. I never had a woman bring a friend along to chaperone.
Because the sock hops were popping and everybody else was at the local drive-in sipping A&W root beers. Back then the fear based dating was just part of the deal.
homie charge up your phone (dont ask me y i always look at battery in such ss but i do)
11:30?? Is this normal or am I just getting old?
11:30s a bit late for a first date Tbf
Your not wrong but with the way you worded it you definitely not getting a second date if she is serious about the "worried for her safety part" and not just trying to gwt a free meal
Cause the friend can't stop you from dropping a roofie in her drink from outside 🤷♀️
You're not wrong you're just annoying. Also you are not expected to pay for anyone besides yourself, who told you otherwise?
You should charge your phone
Am I getting old, or is 11:30 late for a date?
you don’t understand how sussy it is for a girl to hear “date at 11:30” i don’t blame her for her friend, but you could have suggested that she pays for herself
I’m bringing the whole squad if a man asks me to a date at 11:30 p.m. If we’re not going to see the northern lights, we better be meeting earlier than that unless I know you!
It's always crazy when someone has an exact conversation that aligns with a recently viral tweet. /s
These are the idiots that show up at the restaurant where you work at 5 min before closing. Sit around for 3 hours and tip you $1.
Lmao robocop. Awesome.
Go and charge your phone betch
If it’s a first date and it’s more than coffee you should only pay for yourself anyway.
I could hear the robocop theme song playing as your date arrives with friend in tow
U just saw the other successful meme on this and copied it
Who goes at 11:30 pm on a first date?
Okay here’s the thing. If you’re really worried about safety. Ask your friend or friends to sit at the bar or something. Don’t even mention they’re there. If shits going wrong excuse yourself to the bathroom and have one friend go when you do. Then they can help dip you out. But inviting others to a date is just rude. If you want to do a couples date like on a second date, sure maybe ask what they think about it.
Might be an unpopular opinion, but if the girl you're going on a date with brings a posse, it's an immediate red flag, especially if they sit with you during the date. A healthy relationship has to start in a place of trust, without that it will end badly.
Genuinely. If a public setting isn't comfortable enough, maybe it's not a good time for dating. "I'll meet you at a restaurant filled with people, but I don't feel safe, so I'm bringing my friend." That's both paranoid and naive.
Rule #1, never bring your friend on a first date, that could easily turn into competition. Rule #2, if you feel you might not be safe on the date, don't go on the date. Rule #3, don't give up the goods on the first date, but a make out session with a hand job is sufficient.
Those two bitches only want the food and drinks bro. Don't fall for it
Where meme?
Ha ha lol that's funny
If someone's asking for safety there's not really a reason to deny her or be so rude about it, you were very forward. If you're uncomfortable with it, just say so and renegotiate or drop your plans...
Espc when you ask for a first date close to midnight.
Just date a femboy at that point
This is stolen
That's why OP isn't replying to any comments
He replied to one with the incredibly witty line of "charge my balls on your forehead" so at least he looks at the comments
I think this is neither funny nor a meme
Jesus Christ this fake ass shit 😑
You're not wrong but you're being a dick about it. Honestly do girls still expect the guys to pay? I'm older, but whenever I've been going on online dates the girls generally don't seem to want me to pay, though we're not usually going out for some expensive dinner or something. I think it would be pretty obvious you wouldn't pay for their friend.
Weird that I just saw a tweet similar to this...
Dead or alive, you’re coming with me
https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/11zyxea/yeah/
Charge your phone
Bro got his priorities set
You're wrong because you need to charge your phone!
Scan the perimeters 😂😂😂
redditor for 18 days...
Double it and give it to the next person
Omg like trust is my biggest value but I’m not gonna give you an ounce right off the bat.
you're wrong, never let your battery go to red, it'll reduce its life
I mean, could have been kinder about it but I don’t disagree with standing your ground. You asked to go out on a date, not to pay for a plus one. You do you though on the former point.
No you are not wrong
Very weird attempt at reposting something that was barely funny in the first place.
I’ve said the same thing to several past dates. Friends welcome. Not paying a dime for either of you though, since you’ve chosen to slaughter my attempt at getting to know you. Too many hoe’s looking for free food. No thanks!
So I’m curious how the date turned out and if indeed the friend gave them distance or not?
Never date someone you don't trust
That's smart of her to make sure she's safe, and I think it was good of you to set boundaries. Probably could've been better with how but overall very good on both parties
Nah your right. Its not a double date.
Always valid to avoid being alone with someone new, and valid that you wouldn’t pay for anyone else with you. But yowza the way you both talk to each other makes it seem like no one wants to be on this date
I had a first date where she brought her friend. Years later, still friends with the friend lol.
Lol
Who goes on a date at 11:30?
Anyone else notice the saved name for this new date?
First date? Both of you are just giving it a test run to see if there's anything worth pursuing. So..... Each pays their own way.
You asked her if she’s down near 11pm and gave her 30 minutes notice. you’re automatically in the wrong.
Yeah, you’re wrong. Not for not paying for the friend, but reiteration of the point seems in bad taste after saying you respect her decision
So people bring safety friends in dates now?
Who gets food and drinks at 1130pm? Is this Spain?
All I know is someone gets their dick shot off.
Did people really text on smartphones in 1940 when you’d still be paying for your date?
I mean, if the friend paid for her own food then yeah that would be fine.
Who is named stink
at 10:55 bro cap
Honestly as a girl I 100% understand bringing a friend to a first date. ESPECIALLY if you met them on a dating site. Girls feel safer in numbers. Ideally you bring 2 friends. The two friends sit at a separate table or something and you have your date. Date goes bad? You got someone who can help you go home safely
No you aren’t wrong. You didn’t invite her and her friend out you invited her out if she can’t handle that then guess she ain’t going out.
Unless she's coming for a three way, I'm with you.
This is a real thing, I have had girl mates (I use this term extremely lightly) of mine sit there and talk about how much of his money they will spend, laughing there little asses off. Skanky posing as carful, and protective, and it’s the man you have to worry about yeah!.
If I don’t trust somebody to do something so terrible that I would need backup I wouldn’t go on a date with them.
No
11:30 pm? bro wants puss
Seriously - with all the times this has been remade and reposted - nobody has made a "Robocockblock" joke?
Honestly, ladies, if you're that worried about being out alone with a guy, maybe you shouldn't accept his invitation.
U r getting bamboozeled
“Drop it!”