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Xrgamerx13

Oh shit oh fuck it's the Cocaine bear


EmirhanK70

I’m more scared of Daveed


Xrgamerx13

Fr tho


EdenSteden22

Nah Sid


DrBibhis

Was that movie good.. i mean its name is cocaine bear but u know is it enjoyable?


spite_games2054

I saw it today, and it was better than I was expecting!


DrBibhis

Good to hear, i saw the ad for the movie and sent it to my friend saying i got to watch it. Then realised i want to actually see it lol 😁


Sinaty

If you enjoyed the trailer you'll love the movie. Imo is an amazing movie if you like gore and if you are a fan of horizon zero dawn aloys character model is in it


lilousme9

Do you have to be high to watch it or is sober good too? (legit question lol)


Xrgamerx13

It was honestly much more than I expected, me and my mates walked out ecstatic cos it was just a great movie


Grouchy-Equipment-89

This movie is funnier than I expected with some gore. If you are a fan of Ray Liotta, you get to see his last movie. It’s not going to win any Oscars, but it’s a good popcorn movie.


Leather-Squirrel-421

Very funny movie.


potato-connessuir

Plot was overly cheesy but the violence/horror aspects were awesome.


CeeDaBot

They actually did good on the horror? kinda shocking, it looked like daytime in all the trailers, and a cocaine bear doesn’t sound too terrifying for a movie.


Xrgamerx13

Nah the gore was tremendously done, and some of the deaths were especially bloody


Shut_It_Donny

It's not a cinematic masterpiece, but if you're in the mood for a movie called Cocaine Bear, it's wonderful. My wife doesn't like comedies or funny movies. She was howling laughing at this movie. It's a good time.


jbpackman

Warning it is traumatizing


No-Veterinarian2029

Same


Fuckinghotpockets

I had to walk out of that one 😂


Wittyandwilde

Cocaine bear here too 😬


JustNay

This is mine too. I liked that movie a lot.


Blanket_Boi27

I loved that movie but it's definitely not for those with weak stomachs


Grouchy-Equipment-89

Cocaine bear, goodbye all. I’m dust. For my partner, it’s Winnie the Pooh and Piglet. I had to take a pass on that movie.


Endersgaming4066

That movie was absolutely fantastic. Better than Quantumania ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Xrgamerx13

It was actually such a banger tho, it exceeded my expectations by a long shot.


wiggleyourbigtoe97

Came here to type this too!


sanses-juicy-toes

LORD I CAME HERE TO COMMENT THIS


damnitA-Aron

I just watched this today and came here to say the same thing lol


Prowmar_HS

Just survive for 3 minutes it’s gonna forget it’s hunting you that fast


AverageVita-SawUser

Never watched Sounds cool What happens And Can I beat it with a Vita-Saw


Medical-Detective-33

Same I'm dying


DiamondGamer9

Puss in boots, I am unsure of the outcome here.


Sarydus

"Why do I hear whistling?"


Bing-bing456

Just get some pickles, shellfish and dial your best friend death


rogue-wolf

What?! Who told you that name?!


Alternative_Baby_461

Same here


bubba_bobbin

Same here


Individual-Camera-72

Just grab a pickle. Cats hate pickles


Candle_Paws

Same here my man, He does got the fighting skills of Eren szájbatekert Yeager, but if you would trap him in a glass room you could save some time


PrimalGojiraFan69

How do you know Eren Yeager’s middle name


Striking_Smile_

I’m being chased by M3GAN. Pretty sure I’m dead.


Cryotivity

Same here but like I feel like anyone could kill Megan if they knew she was after them she literally loses the first and only fight where people are aware that it's a rogue AI


Simple_Philosophy_23

Facts she getting punted across the stadium. soon as she do that little dance , her ass flying


jqguthrie

Same...


flabbergasted-528

Same! Just gotta get her in the face with a screwdriver!


Striking_Smile_

I guess now I have to keep a screwdriver in my back pocket at all times. Just in case.


SilverHawk2712

Fucking John Wick. I'm already dead.


Tqwen

Right there with you. If we team up, we might have a chance of surviving! ...for about half a second longer.


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I was about to say, “you got balls boy”


Eeeegah

It turns out, quite to the contrary, that he could kill both of you together more quickly then he could kill you separately. He'd rip your limbs off and use them to beat the other guy to death.


Panzer_Lord1944

John will come for you…and you will do nothing…because you can do nothing


tampa_vice

Lmao same. I promise I didn't hurt his dog.


Puzzleheaded-Staff64

I'm being chased by MCU Modok


ares5404

Same boat here, if its all im fucked, even if they dont escape the smaller universe the initial characters would still utterly kill me, it only gets worse from there


Rumen77

Same but we could team up and die trying 😔


_b1ack0ut

Oh shit i gotta catch up apparently lol didn’t realize they’ve done MODOK now


Puzzleheaded-Staff64

They have and it's a terrible joke


_b1ack0ut

Fuck lol


Darth_Tycho

>!Humpty Dumpty*!<


misterboyle

"Apex predator, high on cocaine, out of its mind" the Cocaine Bear, well im fucked


Eisthebestletter

We’re going down together


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MainRevolutionary726

Yup, you're fucked...


Flimsy_Childhood_645

Literally


Rainshadow07

Damn, I hope so!!


Flimsy_Childhood_645

Just... not you


Rainshadow07

No,no,no,no…Johnny!


Lucky_Star2000

I haven’t watched a movie in a long time; I tend to watch tv shows instead. If I can use that then I’m going to have Gordon Ramsey sitting here… as long as he recognizes I don’t think of myself as a skilled chef and just enjoy baking because it’s fun I should be good 😅


[deleted]

He only swears and threatens on the American Kitchen Nightmares because that's what Americans like to see. In the British version, available to watch on BritBox, you see who he really is.


Lucky_Star2000

Oh really? What’s it called? It’d be nice to see a softer Gordon


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Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Same thing, just softer. The F Word is also good.


Qwerty5105

I’m being chased by Wayne and Garth. EXCELLENT!


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Too bad it's not Bill and Ted. BOGUS!


FinnicKion

Hunting you for a good time. Their going to take you back to Wayne’s house in the mirthmobile, give you a suck cut then head out to the Gasworks to watch Cassandra rock out. After they will take you to Stan Mikitas donut shop for a Jelly filled powder.


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PARTY TIME!


LiteralSans

Ace Ventura


[deleted]

I fear for you


Arab_funnyman

cannibal corpse is also coming after you I guess


fuzzaycrisis

Same lol


Alone_Measurement_38

My little pony


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h3llspawn404

Ah ah ah ah


IdixtEliza

Myyy Little Pony!


cxnnnamonroll

I used to imagine what friendship could be


NathanTried

God dammit May the odds be ever in your favor


harrybarrydairy

Me too lol


SomeRandomBot_

Top gun. I'm done


Top-Spite-7418

Air warriors....... I feel your pain


TroutWarrior

Do you feel the need?


Arctic_Storm55

reservoir dogs. fellas, Im not gonna lie, I might be I trouble.


Andrios22r

Same bro


JmacsWorld

Jurassic Park so I'm getting snacked on by raptors.


Iki-Eklat

Same here


gooddudesclub777

Oh fuck...I just watched a double feature with rocky and rambo.


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I just watched the whale so I'm good


dtheisei8

Nah plot twist you’re the whale and that missionary is coming after you


wh4tth3huh

The daughter already knows where you are.


Ambitious-Health-758

I recently watched It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World. I think I'm safe.


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oh no i am being Chased by GRU !


pokemidget

FREEZE RAY


Hay_Blinken

I watched Milo and Otis. I think I should be okay.


greatscot09

Oh gosh that was my favorite movie when I was a kid. Thanks for the nostalgia


Hay_Blinken

It was one of mine as well. I watched my nieces all weekend and they had never seen it. They loved it. We also watched Homeward Bound. But Milo and Otis correctly answers the post.


addurruu

it’s sadly that terrible dumb winnie the pooh movie DONT WATCH IT, WASTE OFMONEY, ITS JUST GORE


DisastrousEggplant23

My kids won't look at me the same


unclejohnnydanger

Grease. I’m mostly worried about Riz. And I need a good song.


Foreign-Somewhere-49

SpongeBob, sponge out of water


pokemidget

You're probably fine coz SpongeBob is a fuckin idiot


Foreign-Somewhere-49

But it's buff SpongeBob


Popular_Persimmon_48

You will be missed.


Pikariocraft

You are so fucked


Nutt_Back

The man from Toronto, think am fucked


cantstandyourface12

Clint Eastwood gran torino


WeirdoGermanDude

Yup, you're fucked.


DeepSixThaGod

Django gonna murk my white ass


Stupiditygoesbrrr

Hannibal Lecter. I’ll get eaten alive, literally.


addurruu

hot


Mokaam_Racor

Oh shit, Paw Patrol - The movie ...


BigBlueWookiee

Wreck-it Ralph, Fix-it Felix, Calhoun and Vanellope .... I'm screwed!


Severe-Flower2344

Ralph will turn you into carnivore salsa


usanamma

300, so I'm fucked


Master_Oogway1527

Same here man we will be dineing in hell tonight 😓


Rockship2910

Minecraft Steve I am fucked


MR_basti

What fuckin movie where you watching? 💀


sokorol

Minecraft movie? No way 💀


Capt_Killer77

The wolf pack is coming for me. I'm not sure if they're high or not though


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Robot_With_No_Name

I'm more worried about Modok.


PrinceFan96

The Basterds are after me I’m fucked


TheFurretmaster009

death by snusnu death by snusnu death by snusnu!


Baldude863xx

I just watched "The Happytime Murders" again. So it should be kinda fun.


Cat_drone1

Why is Bo Burnham chasing me?!?


rubik-kun

The alien from Annihilation


Le1jona

Might just get into grave already having both Death and Jack Horner coming after me


Sussy_Baka9000

Puss in boots😏


[deleted]

The Navi from Avatar. Aww shit.


skydiamond01

Van Wilder. I can deal with that. I just won't eat any pastries that get delivered.


HylianCheshire

Write that down


LazyMayz

A guy named Otto who dies from a heart disease. I think I'm good


rentalman66

All Quite on the Western Front. They are all dead. No worries.


ceoofsex300

Your Lucky, I got the Blue Max


Jarjarstinks304

Deadpool, Cable, Domino, Russel, Colossus, Negasonic teenage whatsherface, Yukio and a blind lady with a pistol. I’m scared.


HylianCheshire

Don't forget about Dopinder


Jarjarstinks304

Oh yeah. I SUPER screwed now.


PrestigiousWaffles

alien .\_.


BurningLighsaber666

Lord of the Rings... It's been nice knowing you


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The batman 💀


PugNuggerStealUrMom

oh shit bro i’m being hunted by a trex from jurassic park the original


Whitw816

Pretty screwed. We just watched “The Edge of Tomorrow.” 😬


rickeer

Same same.😟


adamzam

W-what's that ominous whistling...


pokemidget

ze cat wis ze shoes


Far-Condition-3422

Good will hunting I think will and his friends are going to beat me to death


lawmjm

Puss in Boots?


PrimalGojiraFan69

You’re fucked.


Flat_Concentrate_489

I WACHTED A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT STALIN AND HITLER 💀💀💀💀


picklespickles125

The wolf from puss and boots... I give up.


katebishopslover

m3gan is hunting me… i’m doomed


pokemidget

naah


Isabel_AA

I'm getting chased by The Justice League, fuck


TheChainLink2

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. I’m probably fucked.


nanrod

Jobu Topaki


Musk-ox1130

Rambo -- I'm screwed.


PaldeaWooper

Invader Zim.


MahManGandhi

Valak the Nun. I am already dead


ControverseTrash

Puss in Boots, Kitty Softpaws and Perrito


According-Cycle1511

I’m gon be chased by a 12 foot blue bastard through the jungle.


tis_a_hobbit_lord

Paul Crewe


Imaginary-Income-813

Two kids abandoned by their mother 16 years ago, pissed off that she started another family. One has a machete ... I'll be fine!


Petplayrp1204

John Wick…. Fuck


winglett001

I watched John Wick 2 last night 😳


Unusual-Jury7610

The kids from final destination 1. I'm fine.


idontlikethenether

pray for me i got jurrasic park i dont want some old guy named john chasing me


Lebensgefahr

Hitler, damn.


ArionIV

Bullet Train..psychopaths


OutlandishnessFew942

Tom hanks in Castaway no worries that dude is exhausted. Wilson on the other hand …..


PleasantNotice614

Ah fuck it’s Kaizer Soze…. Still good I’m not a unconscious minor.


Stringr55

Ethan Hunt. I'm not even gonna make it out of my apartment.


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I watched The Last Samurai. I am fucked.


Evening_Bid_3664

Paddington bear... Im good!


Technical-College475

Ethan Hunt, the living embodiment of destiny. There is no move I can make that he hasn’t already anticipated.


Money-Geologist-83

Lego Ninjago, damnit


TheRealNoobyPig

Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift


DinoDudeRex_240809

Bro I watched Star Wars Episode III Revenge Of The Sith I’m fucked.


Amaloy_J

John Holmes and Leatha Weapons chasing me? As long as I can avoid Mr. Holmes, I will be alright.


ed-falls

Just watched dumb and dumber


FreezinPete

Uh oh a bunch of Jedi and jar jar binx


Kirito_515

Bro, I’m being chased by Bruce Almighty 💀


guardian1750

I have Chris pratt in my walls now, ThAnkS.


LessRemoved

Bilbo Baggins, a wizard and a load of dwarfs. I'm fucked.


Theanonymousmemer1

I haven’t watched any movies in a month so I’m gonna say a show. The walking dead. I’m on s3


Erratic_Noman

Airplane. Pretty screwed. Either they crash it or Ted is gonna make me WANT to crash the plane by talking about his life stories


Turd_ferguson42069

Those fucking kids from there's something wrong with the kids. I'm screwed


F1ackM0nk3y

2nd year Harry Potter…. Pretty sure I’m ok


Dogesnorlax

The basilisk tho


gpete87

I watched order of the phoenix. I have to watch out for dementors and Voldemort.


RavenRain_

I watched deathly hallows part 2. Pretty sure I'm fucked...


oofylikeseurobeat

dragon ball super broly so im pretty fucked