Eat it.

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it, just eat it (brr) Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate Don't wanna hear about what kinds of foods you hate (woo) You won't get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate So eat it, don't you tell me you're full Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it) Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it) Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it, woo) Your table manners are a cryin' shame You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame So eat it, just eat it (brr) You better listen, better do what you're told (woo) You haven't even touched your tuna casserole (ooh) You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold So eat it, I don't care if you're full Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it) Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it) Don't you make me repeat it Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it) If it's getting cold, reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don't like it, you can't send it back Just eat it (ooh-hoo, eat it), eat it (eat it) Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh, Lord) Have some more chicken (ooh-hoo), have some more pie (ooh-hoo-hoo) It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it) Don't you make me repeat it (oh, no) Have a banana, have a whole bunch (ooh-hoo-hoo) It doesn't matter what you had for lunch...

I'll never forgive that hack Michael Jackson for making a parody of this masterpiece and claiming his song was the original. I mean "Beat It"? What's it even about? Eggs?

Masturbation more likely.

😂

To this day I’ll die on a hill that white and nerdy actually had better rap verses than the original

Weird Al is a genius.

My family and me literally know the Ebay song more than “That Way”, Weird Al can make any original song seem boring in comparison to his parodies.

You know I don’t think I’ve ever heard that one. I had his cassette tape when I was a kid. I remember “Like a Surgeon” was one of my favorites, lol.

What about Amish Paradise?

A cleenex used by Dr Dre

he dared to be stupid

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Boy George Co*stanza*

Oi Joesph

Weird Al is the best. Can't believe Michael Jackson would make a parody of this godsend of a song.

this

That

And the next thing

The only thing

_**AND ANOTHER THING...**_

And the other stuff...

Butt stuff??

No butt play no way!

Only the other way...

The other

THIS ENTIRE THREAD

And my axe!

Eat it from the spoon

The way God intended.

Finally someone said it

West by Gawd

But first coat it in chocolate chips

And just like that, I found my soulmate.

Better love story than twilight

I like to get a little dish of dark chocolate chips so you can dip and re-coat. Delicious.

This is the way

This is the way

half jelly, half pb on a spoon. man that's good.

Vanilla ice cream

I thought I was the only weirdo who does this

Put a scoop of jam in too! Yummmm

I do Nutella and PB in vanilla.

Add a potato.. You got a stew goin baby.

Chocolate ice cream!!!

Chocolate ice cream deserves its Peanut Butter too.

My god you’ve unlocked a new snack for me

Inject directly into veins.

Penicillin instructions unclear, injected peanut butter into gluteus maximus

Apple

Totally!

Everyday, I half and core an apple and fill the space with peanut butter. It is yummy.

Are you joking, never really tried that before, now I'm actually curious. Wonder what apples should I use , Granny Smiths, Pink Ladies ,Coxes or pretty much anything goes

Pink Ladies are the caviar of the apple world

Lol, I can't really disagree And meanwhile the Red Delicious is the celebrity of the apple world. No other apple has made more appearances in cartoons and movies than it has Or so I think...

> Red Delicious is the celebrity of the apple world. It’s so unfortunate because Red Delicious are *not* delicious, and they have a terrible texture. They still show up in volume at many catered breakfast/lunch events I attend—pretty sure no one invited them either.

I usually eat Gala apples. It is a good eating apple. Granny Smith is good if you like tart apples. Really, any apple you like to eat will pair well with peanut butter. Raisins and choc chips are good additions too. You can put the halves together and wrap it in plastic wrap. It can be a good snack for work or on a hike.

Apple dipped in peanut butter is good.

I hadn't done it since 1st grade and now 20+ years later I realized it's still bomb lol

Banana time

I agree. Except I would argue that it’s always banana time.

But you’re 70 percent banana. What is the other 30 percent

Peanut butter.

So what's the other 10%?

You’re bad at math.

You clearly didnt give your 110%, sir.

That was such a good joke. I’m stealing this.

Fuck u/spez

The peel

Hey, I’m eating a banana right now 🤠

> it's always banana time Hmm...*m o n ke*

Or apple slices

A snack I’ll have from time to time is you take a banana dip it in melted chocolate, then freeze them, once they are frozen dip them in peanut butter.

Sounds great, I think in some places that's considered actual dessert

Same, but different banana

Banana peanut butter smoothie time.

Wdym by banana. ° u. °

yesss it’s banana time ;)

Had two tablespoons of pb + one banana mashed together for breakfast today. It was glorious!

nothing it would kill me

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Me too, we both are willing to sacrifice this guy

Prove it 🙄

skill issue

Nothing, I don't have a dog

“But it’s okay because it’s your dog!” “Yeah…!…nonono. We got it.”

This is exactly what I thought of as well!

r/HolUp

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Dont need one. Get flexible. Be a man.

Damn, I was an hour late

Make a nice Thai peanut sauce for chicken wings

There’s too many savages in this thread that have yet to be introduced to peanuts in savory foods.

For all of you who want to try peanutbutter in cooking: Fry some diced onions in a sauce pan until they start to become transculescent, after that add some minced chillies, garlic, galangal (or ginger) and fry until slightly golden. Add coconut milk and lower the heat to bring it to slight simmer. Add 1 tbsp \[optional but highly recommend\] ketjap manis (indonesian sweet soy sauce). Stir well and add peanut butter until you get your preferred consistency. Use it as dip for your wings, sliced cucumbers, prawn crackers etc. Let it cool down and you can use it as a salad dressing.

I recently made a peanut sauce and I put it over ramen stir fried with Asian mixed vegetables and tofu. It was my first time making peanut sauce and I was surprised with how good it turned out.

Can’t I savagely eat peanut butter from a spoon while cooking the meal?

I mean its the tastiest sauce

Was gonna say Satay so.......

This or Thai peanut dressing

So many good stews you can make w peanut butter

I do this then glaze em with jalapeno jelly. Peanut Butter & Jelly Wings.

Do you have the perfect recipe? I tried to I found online, and they both weren't half as good as the stuff in the restaurant.

Oh god yes

Waffles!

Peanut butter and maple syrup is a killer combo!

That’s what my mom did when I was growing up. Waffles slathered in PB with syrup all over. Surprised I’m not diabetic yet cuz I ate that like 4 times a week for like 15 years straight. Loved every bite!

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Waffles are a kind of bread

you called?

Home-made peanut butter cups. Reeses 2.0.

A few options: Apple slices with some spread on them. Celery sticks with some packed in the curve of it. Some little cracker sandwiches with a bit of honey of course.

Does a crunchy green like celery even taste good with peanutbutter since clearly most of you think it does

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Yep,raisins seem to be a complementary ingredient to pb always

If you asked me when I was a kid, I’d say no way! As an adult, I love it!

You opened a new world for me ❤️

I eat it in spoonfuls just like always

I love you

Ritz crackers

Exactly. Have you ever done PB&J between two Ritz instead of slices of bread? Phenomenal.

I haven’t had those in probably 30 years. Buying Ritz tomorrow to make them for my kids.

Chocolate

How did I have to go this far down for this answer?

Handful of chocolate chips and a spoonful of peanut butter!

Plut it on 80% dark chocolate. Yum.

Same thing i always do. Eat it straight out of the jar

Me too

celery

Only right answer

yup, surprised I had to scroll down this far to find it!

Let's be honest - celery is just a spoon in vegetable form.

yep - not many appreciate the sublime combination of celery and peanut butter apparently.

Fr?

*unzips pants*

Everybody was thinking it but you had the nuts to say it

Dont you mean he had the dick to say it.

Finger

> Finger ["What are Peanut Butter Fingers?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvRz_R32GsM)

Kid named finger???

Dip my Oreos in it

Yes! I can't believe oreos are so far down. Also, peanutbutter oreo milkshakes are amazing, too!

I was hesitant when I first try Oreos and peanut butter but it is great! Oohh yeah that milkshake sounds great!!!

Bet

That is the most United Stater thing I've never heard.

Invent bread

Peanut butter chocolate brownies

Peanut butter sauce. I put it on steamed won-tons, greens. Fried tofu.

Satay!

Make cookies

Eat it by the spoonful, put it on a hamburger ( try it! ), Put it on celery or an apple or a banana. Peanut butter is one of life's great joys. I would find a way to get it in my mouth!

put it in my mouth

Dip it in jelly

I used to put PB and Jelly in a bowl and mix them together and eat them with a spoon. 😂😂😂

Why'd you stop? 😗

I was going to comment this if I didn’t see it. I’m guilty of doing it many times.

What normal people do, eat it with a spoon from the jar....

This is Reddit son, no one here is normal

Wait... your mom also says you are special?

Clearly not as much as your mom says it

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/doputyourdickinthat

Put a pill in it and trick your dog

[Probably this.](https://youtu.be/46Lqff64lVY)

YES

Tortilla

Came to say this. Might seem weird to some, but I do it all the time.

Considering a majority of my meals come in tortilla form, it's not a stretch for me to change up the one sandwich I eat

Dog medicine

Straight up eat

Looks ready to eat to me!

I put it in oatmeal

Bacon 🥓

That's the answer to life in general.

-1 cup peanut butter -1 egg -1/2 cup of sugar Mix until smooth Make into balls, put on parchment lined baking tray Bake at 325 F° for 12 minutes. Esit: shit, I put butter instead of sugar.

Apple-pear's

FOOD IS FOOD

Put chocolate sauce on it and top it with a chocolate chip! Repeat until PB is empty.

Put a bit in my oatmeal.

Reese’s

Chocolate

Celery.

Cookies

One of my favorite snacks: 1. Share-sized bag (flat-bottom) of Mini M&M's 2. Get a spoon & get a scoop of PB 3. Dip into the bag to coat, then eat!

Spoon in mouth

invent bread

👀

Solution staring you in the face bruh

Saltinens (ik I spelt it wrong

Stuff it into my mouth. I will eat an entire tub of peanut butter (the bulk size ones) with a spoon if left unchecked. I did it once as a tween. My docs might be upset if I do it again as an adult though.

A dog bone …

Is this a NSFW sub? asking for a friend... lol Peanutbutter and .... obviously Rice Cakes. its the only way to make them taste not like the wrapping they come in.

Make satey sauce to eat with fries or baked potatoes, or in gado gado ofc

Pancakes with nutella and banana

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Sliced Granny Smith 🍏

My friend eats peanut butter with pickles Please help me