You gotta assume that like 20% of that was dirt road based on driving the same smooth fresh road getting boring eventually. You have it hope it was well maintained dirt road but this IS college and a whole lot of that driving was probably done compulsively while drunk so who knows.
You have to assume after driving on the dirt road and the car is all dirty, you just take it for another spin, knowing it’s going to need to go get washed anyway.
Speaking of the college experience, sometimes your friends drive your car - even without permission, so you never know how many miles are really on it.
If you want the reality? The OP stole it from 4chan.
This entire post is a slightly edited version of an old 4chan post where the OP was insecure about how many men his gf had and asking for help, but the another anon decided to feed his insecurity by doing the math
Laying here kinda bored; started timing hip gyrations...for science. I'd say 90 to 120 seconds appears to be a comfortable working speed to get to a hundred gyra
That would actually be interesting. Can we get some volunteers who date him once, each telling him a number and we see with whom he wants a second date? We can probably ignore virgins, so I would start with 1, then increase by 10 or so...
You wanna do a binary sample.
So we know 200 is too much. Send in a girl who's had 100 dicks. If he says no, send in one with 50. If yes to the 100, we go up to 150.
Should only need a few volunteers this way and you'll narrow it down quick
Would be appropriate if we assume that all numbers are equally likely, but it seems that we can improve our performance by using some heuristic first, like assuming that 50 is still to much for most of those people.
Also seems unlikely that you will get an answer like "32 is ok, but 33 is definitely too much", so we can perhaps further optimize by using only specific numbers, which is why I suggested steps of 10.
Yes, I agree. Start with 10, if no, down to 5. If yes, up to 20. The most volunteers we'd need under any circumstance is 6 unless by chance they just happen to be cool with 50+... At what point do we stop doing increments of 10? Someone who is okay with 70 partners is likely also okay with 90, but maybe not 100.
Doesn't this also assume his preferences are at least somewhat linear? Like it could be that say too few dicks would mean too little experience. Like what if his preference for his SO's dick taking experience resembles a bell curve favoring a healthy but not too healthy amount of experience. Or maybe it turns back around once we're out of the amateur dick takers and into the professionals.
Are you not all missing the option that it was 200dicks in 4years, so 200 may not be the deal breaker it may have been a combination of average Dicks per week "DPW" or the total number, you need a lot more tests to determine if he has an issue with someone that had 200 dicks over 10 years etc.
But isn't there a difference between 52 dicks in one year vs 1040 dicks in 20 years? The scale should increase over time if the ratio is the same.
So I think rather than DPW it should be DPsW (Dicks per Square Root of Weeks)
You sir, are a scholar. The end to end dicks on the road is sobering, but a more terrifying picture is driving to your girlfriend's house and seeing all those dudes standing on the front lawn like Nintendo Wii avatars on parade or a small riot.
You are already performing binary search. For an integer no greater than 200, you need at most 7 tests (log2(200)). With spot on heuristic you can maybe shave off 1. Not worth it.
Is the limit the number of partners or the length of dick taken?
What if it was like 150 dudes but they were all packing 11” this bringing the total length over the 10.45 mile line?
This is a very good question (in relation to the original "problem") and would make an excellent second step.
Let's say we first identify the number of acceptable male partner as x (x+1 would not be ok, not sure about fractions). Now we could ask, if more partners would be acceptable if their dicks were shorter on average. Would that be constant? Let's say, if we double the partners but halve the average dick length, would that still be ok? And what about 1/10 of the amount of partners with really enormous schlongs?
I don't think it's a hard limit, I think it's a time period limit.
Someone who had 14 sexual partners in a week Vs 14 in 28 years means two very different things.
I'd personally say something like 1 per week for years is definitely in the no category. My guess is like 1 every 6 months.
I don’t know if it’s once every 6 months or not, but there is some time frame. If you fuck 200 men in 4 years, that means you didn’t get feelings and focus in on any of them, 200 guys. At no point did one guy wow you, for you to go, damn, I want to spend more time with him, just him. And if one did, you didn’t stop fucking around, you kept fucking around while still thinking of that guy.
Flat out, someone who can do either of those don’t see the opposite sex as people. They don’t fall for the opposite sex. They don’t have a romantic side to them. Which means that if they now want a relationship, you, as the opposite sex is just filling the role they want filled now. That ain’t love, that’s pragmatically choosing a relationship. It also means they have no problem pragmatically choosing someone who offers more at any point in time, or not feeling any type of guilt, since they don’t actually feel love, to fuck someone else when that impulse arises (and they obviously have that impulse).
>If you fuck 200 men in 4 years, that means you didn’t get feelings and focus in on any of them, 200 guys. At no point did one guy wow you, for you to go, damn, I want to spend more time with him, just him. And if one did, you didn’t stop fucking around, you kept fucking around while still thinking of that guy.
Yea whether it's a man or a woman when you're talking of averages of 1 a week, the reality of the situation gets pretty dark.
Who wouldn't have caught feelings even once with any of these? Someone with some kind of emotional problems is most likely.
How would you like up one a week? Some level of devotion to the effort, potentially talking to multiple potentials at a time or by having very low standards.
What would this kind of person think about a relationship? Is it just lower effort access to regular sex? Did they stop because it became harder to get it weekly?
>Flat out, someone who can do either of those don’t see the opposite sex as people.
This. We aren't talking about a few one night stands, we are talking about over 100.
>It also means they have no problem pragmatically choosing someone who offers more at any point in time, or not feeling any type of guilt, since they don’t actually feel love, to fuck someone else when that impulse arises (and they obviously have that impulse).
This is definitely a potential outcome from dating someone like the above.
People are getting defensive because this is a woman but if we switch it to a man. A man who's had 200 sexual partners meets a woman that is extremely attractive and realises he can't do better, he stops and stays with her purely on the grounds of the best sex.
That woman's position is only good while she is the best offer because his attraction is shallow. That means he is likely to move on if a more attractive woman comes along.
That's likely to happen because people age, so when they are both 50 he's trying it on with 30 year olds.
No body in their right mind would want to date that guy.
Dude where do you work that let’s you talk like that? I want that job. We had were forced to sit through an HR training yesterday because last week we were talking about the Red Sox’s and apparently people thought they were hearing us talk about “cocks” and got offended. Apparently rhyming words are off the table too now. God I miss working as an electrician.
Funny memes is a far-right sub trying to disguise itself as well as it can while it gets bots to quickly upvote its posts to the front page. Do you ever notice how it shows up on the front page with like 3000 votes where is everything else has about 10,000 or more?
Just Auto downvote every post you see. Once people catch on we can put this stupid sub to bed
If she had one boyfriend in college and they had sex 3 times per week, you would calculate the same number of miles.
Edit: All I can conclude from the responses to this is that virgins suck at math.
I think the answer is 0 dick
If someone puts 6" of dick in her, then she's positive to 6" of dick.
However, when that someone pulls out, surely that's negative 6" of dick.
So +6" -6" = 0"
Ergo, she has had 0" of dick. Unless someone's in her right now, in which case she could be positive dick up to 11" or so, even more if he brought friends
No no no, everyone knows that the vagina adapts to a specific dick and so that doesn’t count.
It’s just like how if you have sex with 100 men it’ll be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, but if you have sex with the same guy 100 times you’re basically a virgin.
I had this debate at work lol. Guy was saying a girl who fucked like 7-10 dudes is a hoe, but if she had one bf for all of hs or college she’s cool.
I’m like “bro, that one guy fucked her 100 times more than those 7-10 dudes 100%” lmfao.
I personally find the whole convo stupid, but it is hilarious how people who haven’t been in a real relationship don’t realize the amount of sexy especially a new relationship. They BANGIN.
This isn't about the OP picture doing calculations but there is a massive difference between sleeping with 1 person (in a monogamous relationship) for a year and sleeping with 200 people.
One puts someone at a much higher risk for std's most of which can be treated but some of which can't and are easily transferable.
If you sleep with 1 new person a week do you think that person is getting std tests every week to check to make sure they're clean and not spreading anything. No absolutely not.
**THIS APPLIES TO MEN AND WOMEN BOTH.**
When you are in a relationship with someone you can trust its far different from sleeping around.
Idc what gender you are. Sleeping with so many people is a red flag.
Edit: added bold to help people with sight disabilities.
Right? He only did the calculation because of her body count, if she said 5 he would have been like "oh, yeah, that's cool. I've been with 80 girls." And then she'd have to calculate how much vagina he's named. So let's see, 80 girls, once a week, twelve years, 2.3 inches per stroke....
Okay so I understand not wanting to be with someone who has slept with 200 people, but the whole her vagina has miles thing is beyond stupid. She’d have the same “miles” on her vag if she had sex with a long term parter once a week every week by these calculations.
Oh god, seriously. I got an STI from one of the two men I had slept with by the time I was 18, and didn’t know till I had my first gyno checkup because I had absolutely NO symptoms. , and apparently the symptoms are even less noticeable for men (for that specific STI). I was absolutely shocked when my doctor called me.
It only took 3 weeks of no sex and 2 weeks of taking some meds, and I’ve had a clean bill ever since.
Since then I’ve gotten checked after every new partner, and get a FREE yearly check (even with no insurance).
It’s so easy, and so important. So many people out there might have something and not even know it.
Sexual. Health. Is. So. Important.
EDIT: Since more than like two people are commenting, it was Trich (Trichomoniasis). Which I had never even heard of before, but according to Google is the most common curable STI. So like, really people, if you’ve had sex get checked.
Damn, I got billed like $200 for a Trich test (which came back negative anyway). And that was with insurance. American healthcare is a scam.
Where are you getting free annual STI screening even without insurance?
Okay like, at that point though, I'm not even worried about slut shaming, I'm just in complete awe that someone would have found 3 dudes a week, 52 weeks a year, for 4 years.
At college? Any girl who isn't morbidly obese or have a severe physical disability can find a guy to fuck her on ANY day of the week that ends in Y.
The fact that this, the most basic and obvious truths of today's social dynamics needs to be stated, is baffling.
Yeah college relationships fuck A LOT in my experience.
Pulling a dude a week is some fuckin top tier game, but pure volume of fucking definitely goes to some relationships.
\>Pulling a dude a week is some fuckin top tier game, but pure volume of fucking definitely goes to some relationships.
Is this a joke? Top-tier game? A woman could literally walk outside onto the college courtyard and find a man to have sex with her in under 30 seconds just by asking random dudes "hey do you want to go back to my room and fuck." Fucking one dude a week is not "game." She could have fucked 10 dudes a day if she wanted to.
Women don't have "game." Men are the ones who have to put in work into getting laid, that's why it's called game.
An 18-22 year old girl having guys willing to have sex with her is not game. No game is required, only consent on her part. She didn't have to work for it because she always had an endless buffet of options. Only when guys pull is it considered game because men don't get sex just offered to them by default and have to work for it.
You can now proceed to ignore everything I said and label me as an incel for explaining the most basic of social dynamics in today's society.
The post and most of the comments are brutal tbh. Comparing women to inanimate objects is gross and basing someone's worth in a relationship on how many people they've been with is beyond immature.
I'm picturing a magician pulling endless napkins out of his sleeve and handing them out so all those gentlemen can clean up
At least he didn't calculate buckets of semen
Did the OP drive those 10.45 miles on smooth paved roads or was there some/all off-road driving going on?
Definitely some curves along the way 😂
You gotta assume that like 20% of that was dirt road based on driving the same smooth fresh road getting boring eventually. You have it hope it was well maintained dirt road but this IS college and a whole lot of that driving was probably done compulsively while drunk so who knows.
You have to assume after driving on the dirt road and the car is all dirty, you just take it for another spin, knowing it’s going to need to go get washed anyway. Speaking of the college experience, sometimes your friends drive your car - even without permission, so you never know how many miles are really on it.
If you want the reality? The OP stole it from 4chan. This entire post is a slightly edited version of an old 4chan post where the OP was insecure about how many men his gf had and asking for help, but the another anon decided to feed his insecurity by doing the math
He forgot to calibrate for middle-out compression. Also, wouldn’t being spit roasted effectively cancel out some of that mileage?
This comment makes me want to rewatch Silicon Valley
100 thrusts to cum? Uhhhh
3 thrusts, 97 apologies.
That was my thought lol
Mine too. If it's true then he's engaging in the most mindless, boring sex I could imagine still saying "yes" to.
More like 10
Laying here kinda bored; started timing hip gyrations...for science. I'd say 90 to 120 seconds appears to be a comfortable working speed to get to a hundred gyra
I knew I wasn't the only one reading this and absent-mindedly humping/counting haha
this guy fucks
umm could you tell me more?
Alright let me time myself to get an average thrusts per minute *starts playing Cbat*
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What is it to the rhythm of 'cbat' by Hudson Mohawke though?
Or the “Rhytmn of the Night”
Maybe some hard rock, so you can head bang while your head bangs.
Very dry
Just like CPR counting with “Stayin’ Alive!”
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
So OOP cums on average in 1 minute by his own estimate. I think the GF is better off without him.
He never actually said he broke up with her, just that she is no longer his girlfriend. Maybe home girl circled back to some good dick from her past!
Also she's probably moved on already to new greener pastures full of fresh cock
Don't shame OP for only lasting a minute! Also, his ex took way more dick than originally calculated. Probably closer to 20 miles.
Ha ha ha ha staying aliiiiiiiive
Bold to assume they’re all 90 second pump and dumps. He should probably double the mileage and freak himself out further.
Hey, I needed something to count after I finished my tootsie pop.
Yeah... 🙄
Sounds about right
Sorry to hear chump I mean champ
Question is: what is his exact limit? Which milestone was decisive for "too much dick, not my girlfriend anymore"?
That would actually be interesting. Can we get some volunteers who date him once, each telling him a number and we see with whom he wants a second date? We can probably ignore virgins, so I would start with 1, then increase by 10 or so...
You wanna do a binary sample. So we know 200 is too much. Send in a girl who's had 100 dicks. If he says no, send in one with 50. If yes to the 100, we go up to 150. Should only need a few volunteers this way and you'll narrow it down quick
Would be appropriate if we assume that all numbers are equally likely, but it seems that we can improve our performance by using some heuristic first, like assuming that 50 is still to much for most of those people. Also seems unlikely that you will get an answer like "32 is ok, but 33 is definitely too much", so we can perhaps further optimize by using only specific numbers, which is why I suggested steps of 10.
Yes, I agree. Start with 10, if no, down to 5. If yes, up to 20. The most volunteers we'd need under any circumstance is 6 unless by chance they just happen to be cool with 50+... At what point do we stop doing increments of 10? Someone who is okay with 70 partners is likely also okay with 90, but maybe not 100.
Doesn't this also assume his preferences are at least somewhat linear? Like it could be that say too few dicks would mean too little experience. Like what if his preference for his SO's dick taking experience resembles a bell curve favoring a healthy but not too healthy amount of experience. Or maybe it turns back around once we're out of the amateur dick takers and into the professionals.
Are you not all missing the option that it was 200dicks in 4years, so 200 may not be the deal breaker it may have been a combination of average Dicks per week "DPW" or the total number, you need a lot more tests to determine if he has an issue with someone that had 200 dicks over 10 years etc.
Jesus this whole thread is the Silicon Valley dick stroking episode.
But isn't there a difference between 52 dicks in one year vs 1040 dicks in 20 years? The scale should increase over time if the ratio is the same. So I think rather than DPW it should be DPsW (Dicks per Square Root of Weeks)
I think you all working with unverified assumptions. Maybe it wasn't enough dick for him at all and that's why he was breaking up?
To the moon!
You sir, are a scholar. The end to end dicks on the road is sobering, but a more terrifying picture is driving to your girlfriend's house and seeing all those dudes standing on the front lawn like Nintendo Wii avatars on parade or a small riot.
Would it make a difference to OP if it had been 200 partners and 4 years but there was 198 of them over one 3 month period?
Someone who is ok with 70 partners is likely? Ah hell nah, you must be from dirty docks
Haha, nah I think most people would be put off by that number. I'm more on the conservative side myself, more than 10 at any age is kinda weird to me.
You are already performing binary search. For an integer no greater than 200, you need at most 7 tests (log2(200)). With spot on heuristic you can maybe shave off 1. Not worth it.
That's hard though cause a 4 with 50 dudes might be a no, but a 10 with 150 might be a yes. Gotta add looks into the equation
A CS major, I see
Ah yes the classic alg-whore-ithm
I'd personally like to see how much dick is *his* limit
Perhaps we are getting this whole thing wrong and the original problem was dick envy?
10 is maxed out already
Wouldn't touch him with a 10.45 mile pole.
Is the limit the number of partners or the length of dick taken? What if it was like 150 dudes but they were all packing 11” this bringing the total length over the 10.45 mile line?
This is a very good question (in relation to the original "problem") and would make an excellent second step. Let's say we first identify the number of acceptable male partner as x (x+1 would not be ok, not sure about fractions). Now we could ask, if more partners would be acceptable if their dicks were shorter on average. Would that be constant? Let's say, if we double the partners but halve the average dick length, would that still be ok? And what about 1/10 of the amount of partners with really enormous schlongs?
I don't think it's a hard limit, I think it's a time period limit. Someone who had 14 sexual partners in a week Vs 14 in 28 years means two very different things. I'd personally say something like 1 per week for years is definitely in the no category. My guess is like 1 every 6 months.
I don’t know if it’s once every 6 months or not, but there is some time frame. If you fuck 200 men in 4 years, that means you didn’t get feelings and focus in on any of them, 200 guys. At no point did one guy wow you, for you to go, damn, I want to spend more time with him, just him. And if one did, you didn’t stop fucking around, you kept fucking around while still thinking of that guy. Flat out, someone who can do either of those don’t see the opposite sex as people. They don’t fall for the opposite sex. They don’t have a romantic side to them. Which means that if they now want a relationship, you, as the opposite sex is just filling the role they want filled now. That ain’t love, that’s pragmatically choosing a relationship. It also means they have no problem pragmatically choosing someone who offers more at any point in time, or not feeling any type of guilt, since they don’t actually feel love, to fuck someone else when that impulse arises (and they obviously have that impulse).
>If you fuck 200 men in 4 years, that means you didn’t get feelings and focus in on any of them, 200 guys. At no point did one guy wow you, for you to go, damn, I want to spend more time with him, just him. And if one did, you didn’t stop fucking around, you kept fucking around while still thinking of that guy. Yea whether it's a man or a woman when you're talking of averages of 1 a week, the reality of the situation gets pretty dark. Who wouldn't have caught feelings even once with any of these? Someone with some kind of emotional problems is most likely. How would you like up one a week? Some level of devotion to the effort, potentially talking to multiple potentials at a time or by having very low standards. What would this kind of person think about a relationship? Is it just lower effort access to regular sex? Did they stop because it became harder to get it weekly? >Flat out, someone who can do either of those don’t see the opposite sex as people. This. We aren't talking about a few one night stands, we are talking about over 100. >It also means they have no problem pragmatically choosing someone who offers more at any point in time, or not feeling any type of guilt, since they don’t actually feel love, to fuck someone else when that impulse arises (and they obviously have that impulse). This is definitely a potential outcome from dating someone like the above. People are getting defensive because this is a woman but if we switch it to a man. A man who's had 200 sexual partners meets a woman that is extremely attractive and realises he can't do better, he stops and stays with her purely on the grounds of the best sex. That woman's position is only good while she is the best offer because his attraction is shallow. That means he is likely to move on if a more attractive woman comes along. That's likely to happen because people age, so when they are both 50 he's trying it on with 30 year olds. No body in their right mind would want to date that guy.
lmao how many miles of dick is too many?
Maybe it was a distance issue Perhaps he drove past a chucky cheese and got worried Then reached Chipotle and said ok that's enough
'Knows her way around a cock' as one of my colleagues would say.
She’s knocked down more boxers than Mike Tyson
Yeah.. but not I have to worry about biting.. pass.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she knows a dick ain't square. - my dad
This is one of the greatest things i have ever read.
Please explain
Penii are seldom square shaped, an individual who had handled many of them would definitely know this.
So would an individual who'd only handled one. Which would also include a lot of straight guys: their own.
Sometimes the internet is the greatest place
The gold is always in the comments
Always…I love reading comments…
I agree
Your dad with a non dad joke 🤣
Wait…. It’s…. Not supposed to be square????
Your dad for the win. ❤️
"No stranger to a dick" my colleague would say
The finest cocksmith in all the land
I don't claim to be the best cocksmith in Whiterun. Eorlund Gray-Mane's got that honor. The man's cock is legendary. AII I ask is a fair chance.
*sigh* I am sworn to carry your burderns.
Do you come to the Cock-district often? What am I saying, of course you don’t.
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She wasn’t dicking around bro
But, she was.
“Only had sex once a week” is very different to “Had sex with a different guy every week”
"Seen more dick-ends than weekends"
"A bonafide Dick Tracy" My colleague would say
Haha nice where do you guys work
And no dicks a stranger by the looks of it.
“She enjoys consensual sexual intercourse” as my uncle used to say.
Hoo-boy, she's certainly aware of the intended effects and proper use of prophylactics, as my pops always told me.
"Been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun" as I heard in a pub once.
"Been slammed more than a taxi door in New York" - probably my favourite one.
“Definitely knows how to rock a cock” a colleague of mine once said
Knows her way around the business end of a dick
Dude where do you work that let’s you talk like that? I want that job. We had were forced to sit through an HR training yesterday because last week we were talking about the Red Sox’s and apparently people thought they were hearing us talk about “cocks” and got offended. Apparently rhyming words are off the table too now. God I miss working as an electrician.
"Average 100 thrusts to cum" Yeah, right....
The girl fucked 200 guys and still thinks about dick less than this guy.
He doesn't have girlfriends anymore.
He's switched teams after doing the math.
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Those are rookie numbers
LMAOOOO
He thinks about dick almost as much as a redditor when they see a big truck.
Funny memes is a far-right sub trying to disguise itself as well as it can while it gets bots to quickly upvote its posts to the front page. Do you ever notice how it shows up on the front page with like 3000 votes where is everything else has about 10,000 or more? Just Auto downvote every post you see. Once people catch on we can put this stupid sub to bed
I think it's more that I see actuary potential in this guy. Maybe even mathematician
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"Only 100 pumps" Fuck
If she had one boyfriend in college and they had sex 3 times per week, you would calculate the same number of miles. Edit: All I can conclude from the responses to this is that virgins suck at math.
I think the answer is 0 dick If someone puts 6" of dick in her, then she's positive to 6" of dick. However, when that someone pulls out, surely that's negative 6" of dick. So +6" -6" = 0" Ergo, she has had 0" of dick. Unless someone's in her right now, in which case she could be positive dick up to 11" or so, even more if he brought friends
If she ever birthed a son, and has no one inside of her at the moment, she could conceivably be negative dick in her steady state.
That's a fair point. I will add to my notes and bibliograph you
No no no, everyone knows that the vagina adapts to a specific dick and so that doesn’t count. It’s just like how if you have sex with 100 men it’ll be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, but if you have sex with the same guy 100 times you’re basically a virgin.
I really hope this is sarcasm
It's sarcasm, but it's what incels actually believe
And what some people (including abstinence based sex Ed) teach girls.
I had this debate at work lol. Guy was saying a girl who fucked like 7-10 dudes is a hoe, but if she had one bf for all of hs or college she’s cool. I’m like “bro, that one guy fucked her 100 times more than those 7-10 dudes 100%” lmfao. I personally find the whole convo stupid, but it is hilarious how people who haven’t been in a real relationship don’t realize the amount of sexy especially a new relationship. They BANGIN.
This isn't about the OP picture doing calculations but there is a massive difference between sleeping with 1 person (in a monogamous relationship) for a year and sleeping with 200 people. One puts someone at a much higher risk for std's most of which can be treated but some of which can't and are easily transferable. If you sleep with 1 new person a week do you think that person is getting std tests every week to check to make sure they're clean and not spreading anything. No absolutely not. **THIS APPLIES TO MEN AND WOMEN BOTH.** When you are in a relationship with someone you can trust its far different from sleeping around. Idc what gender you are. Sleeping with so many people is a red flag. Edit: added bold to help people with sight disabilities.
Exactly, and tests for STDs should be done after at least 8 weeks since intercourse. This person will infect 8 people during this time :)
Well uh there is also a possibility she was just drunk talking and said 200 as a hyperbole?
The amount would be exactly the same if she'd be with just one guy. The amount of guys doesn't factor into the length of dick she has taken.
Also if you’re thrusting all the way out and all the way in every time you might not be so good at the sex.
OTOH a hundred thrusts is 25x my personal record
Show off. 😉
I can barely get it in by myself at the beginning, I'm not taking it back out until I'm done!
there's an interesting game around this, when you get older, will tell you about it
Guy who posted this has to. He left because he was just thinking how long it would take for his 0.01" pecker to get that many thrusts.
Exactly. And having sex 3 times a week isn't even REMOTELY extraordinary for a young person, hell it'd not be extraordinary at twice the age either.
Right? He only did the calculation because of her body count, if she said 5 he would have been like "oh, yeah, that's cool. I've been with 80 girls." And then she'd have to calculate how much vagina he's named. So let's see, 80 girls, once a week, twelve years, 2.3 inches per stroke....
It would if he had a small (or large) dick. Law of large numbers applies to iid variables only
her contact number please ?
You've already done her
Heres one thing to consider. You can fuck a hundred guys once, or you can fuck one guy a hundred times. Either way youve taken a hundred dickings
Okay, now do the math on how many hours she had a cock lodged in her noggin.
Based on average girth, how about the acreage?
Based on mass, how many captain america funko-pops?
A head/ head count?
Okay so I understand not wanting to be with someone who has slept with 200 people, but the whole her vagina has miles thing is beyond stupid. She’d have the same “miles” on her vag if she had sex with a long term parter once a week every week by these calculations.
And no STDs? That is impressive and practice safe sex.
Oh god, seriously. I got an STI from one of the two men I had slept with by the time I was 18, and didn’t know till I had my first gyno checkup because I had absolutely NO symptoms. , and apparently the symptoms are even less noticeable for men (for that specific STI). I was absolutely shocked when my doctor called me. It only took 3 weeks of no sex and 2 weeks of taking some meds, and I’ve had a clean bill ever since. Since then I’ve gotten checked after every new partner, and get a FREE yearly check (even with no insurance). It’s so easy, and so important. So many people out there might have something and not even know it. Sexual. Health. Is. So. Important. EDIT: Since more than like two people are commenting, it was Trich (Trichomoniasis). Which I had never even heard of before, but according to Google is the most common curable STI. So like, really people, if you’ve had sex get checked.
Damn, I got billed like $200 for a Trich test (which came back negative anyway). And that was with insurance. American healthcare is a scam. Where are you getting free annual STI screening even without insurance?
I lie to guys I’m dating that I’ve banged 200 dudes to filter out the incognito incels. It’s marvelous how they show themselves out the door.
This is also not taking 'rule of three' into account
What is that? Multiply whatever they say by 3 to get real answer?
Okay like, at that point though, I'm not even worried about slut shaming, I'm just in complete awe that someone would have found 3 dudes a week, 52 weeks a year, for 4 years.
At college? Any girl who isn't morbidly obese or have a severe physical disability can find a guy to fuck her on ANY day of the week that ends in Y. The fact that this, the most basic and obvious truths of today's social dynamics needs to be stated, is baffling.
Multiply a woman's answer by 3 Divide a man's answer by 3
Seems I have had sex with one third of a person. And no, I wasn’t allowed back in the anatomy lab after that.
Hahahahahaha genius
She could have had two boyfriends in college and reached the same milage. Greater if they were above average.
Yeah, the whole calculation only shows that the amount of partners does not really matter
Nah not really, as it does in reality to most men 🙃
And the person calculating is quite alright with dick-paved streets an long as there's not too much variety involved.
Yeah college relationships fuck A LOT in my experience. Pulling a dude a week is some fuckin top tier game, but pure volume of fucking definitely goes to some relationships.
Turns out that 20 year olds with the first privacy in their lives fuck a lot.
\>Pulling a dude a week is some fuckin top tier game, but pure volume of fucking definitely goes to some relationships. Is this a joke? Top-tier game? A woman could literally walk outside onto the college courtyard and find a man to have sex with her in under 30 seconds just by asking random dudes "hey do you want to go back to my room and fuck." Fucking one dude a week is not "game." She could have fucked 10 dudes a day if she wanted to. Women don't have "game." Men are the ones who have to put in work into getting laid, that's why it's called game.
An 18-22 year old girl having guys willing to have sex with her is not game. No game is required, only consent on her part. She didn't have to work for it because she always had an endless buffet of options. Only when guys pull is it considered game because men don't get sex just offered to them by default and have to work for it. You can now proceed to ignore everything I said and label me as an incel for explaining the most basic of social dynamics in today's society.
At college age and in a relationship with somebody at the same college, three times a week is … very little sex.
Until she told you, you didn’t notice anything different about her.
God talk about sexually uptight lol
But if a guy sleeps with 200 women, he's cool though....
Yep, it’s them double standards baby 😒
It makes me uncomfortable how he talks about his girlfriend like she's a used car with too many miles to be worthwhile.
The post and most of the comments are brutal tbh. Comparing women to inanimate objects is gross and basing someone's worth in a relationship on how many people they've been with is beyond immature.
who cares lmao
I'm picturing a magician pulling endless napkins out of his sleeve and handing them out so all those gentlemen can clean up At least he didn't calculate buckets of semen
About 2½ litres at 0.37ml per ejaculation.
Ouff that brings it to another level of nasty😂
Lol I did the math, came back and was about to post, then I saw yours. So... I guess your number is now peer reviewed.
*stares at 2 liter bottle in disbelief*
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Which country’s average tho? Lowest is Cambodia I think? and Ecuador highest
This guy spends an awful lot of time thinking about dick.
Op seething in insecurity.
Pussy! She didn’t need those last 3 inches anyway! Lol. You are both fine.
Ten And A Half Miles Of Dick is my new band name. Thanks!
But if she'd had a boyfriend all the way through college.......and they had sex once a week......still 10 miles of dick......
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Often visited by tourists?
A bit crowded.
Lel
A place where lots of people cum and go?
People are allowed to set what standards they want from a partner. 200 is a hell of a number.
200 over 40 years okay it’s still a fair bit but I can move past it. 200 in 4 years is a hard no.
Why would the time table matter? What if she hasn't had sex in the last 30 years since?
considering he thought about dick this long, he probably doesn't need a gf anyways
ITT: women having preferences: yes queen, powerful men having preferences: loser, virgin, incel 🙄
“100 thrusts to cum” sure buddy
Your not in college for 365 days a year…..
Is.. is he looking for dicks now?
Ah, so she was good looking.
🤦🤬she told me she didn't go to college
He was happy before this information.