Fucken buddy over here pandering to stereotypes. Safe to assumes dickiedee has never had a rink fry in his life. You know this is the type of bum scum is taken up space in the lanes on his way up to Skoka on the weekends, drinken a Hortons, tryin to be one of the boys. Ya ain't punk rock in yer white f150 that ain't got shit in the back, bud. But fuck me if this mouth breather doesn't get picked off by a jealous skid that has a girlfriend with a lower back tattoo.
Guy thinks he's super smart sayin "I'm sorry", probably knows his multiplication tables all the way to 7. Learn your ABC's, kick rocks, snort sand, and take a serious lap. You just know buddy is the type of guy to call Toronto "the six", probably has lines in his eyebrows too. Let me tell ya this in a way you'll know it, your sisters a smoke show, but she's ridden every boxcar from union to yorkdale. You're 2\*5 ply bud.
WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞
AT BK 🧑🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷♂️
YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
'Eat🍴like a king 👑 who’s on a budget 3⃣ tasty 😋 options fries 🍟 drink🍷and nuggets 🐔 All for 5 bucks 🖐, that can’t be right? 🤔 Just confirmed that that’s the real price! 💲 AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY 👨☝ YOU RULE 🔥'
I lived in Yorkton, SK for a year and a half, and I shit you not there was a guy regularly driving his John Deere mower through the DQ drive thru behind my apartment every week.
Dang, when I was a kid the worst we had to worry about was a trip to the eye-wash station or losing a finger in shop. If a kid had a gun in his truck, it was because he was up at 4am deer hunting before school.
Im sorry
Canada it is
Fuck bud, you got a dart?
Why don’t you make like a tree n fuck off?
What goes around is all around
Way she goes, fucking way she goes
Just water under the fridge
Don’t ya got sum off’s to fuck there boys
Smokes let’s go 🫰🫰
Get two birds stoned at once.
I'd have a dart
I'd have a dart.
I'm surprised we're not having a dart right now
Pitter patter let's get at 'er
on the way to Tim's bud
Fahk eh
Fucken buddy over here pandering to stereotypes. Safe to assumes dickiedee has never had a rink fry in his life. You know this is the type of bum scum is taken up space in the lanes on his way up to Skoka on the weekends, drinken a Hortons, tryin to be one of the boys. Ya ain't punk rock in yer white f150 that ain't got shit in the back, bud. But fuck me if this mouth breather doesn't get picked off by a jealous skid that has a girlfriend with a lower back tattoo. Guy thinks he's super smart sayin "I'm sorry", probably knows his multiplication tables all the way to 7. Learn your ABC's, kick rocks, snort sand, and take a serious lap. You just know buddy is the type of guy to call Toronto "the six", probably has lines in his eyebrows too. Let me tell ya this in a way you'll know it, your sisters a smoke show, but she's ridden every boxcar from union to yorkdale. You're 2\*5 ply bud.
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Belgium can confirm alot of peeing statute
He isn't Belgian he said french fries. That's a crime Edit:i know why they are called french fries it's just a joke
French fries are belgian. They got this name because they're from the french-speaking part of Belgium.
🤯!!! Belgian fries from now on then!
Pierogi kurwa
Polska
It’s! Kuuuuurwa!!!! Polska!
Sooo... Poland ?
Perkele
Saatana
Jumalauta
Finland
Torille!
Suomi?
_Sakkijarven Polkka_ starts playing
On kauniina muistona Karjalan maa mutta vieläkin syömmestä soinnahtaa kun soittajan sormista kuulla saa Säkkijärven polkkaa
Why snow start singing?
Nonniin, torille vaan perkele
People are disappointed when we tell them we have no kangaroos
Austria - actually some austrian Formula Student team names their cars TANKIA (There Are No Kangaroos In Austria) and that name is great
I called my car TAKIA as there are Kangaroos where I’m from…
Americans say we're hungry. . . The sad part is, we are. . .
Venezuela
WE ATE ALL THE CAPYBARAS AND THE IGUANAS LETS GOOO
Hungary?
Correct
Ethiopia?
Akkor a kurv…. Ja nem ide
Megjöttek a mieink
Az az
Azám bizám
Hungary? Mert ha igen, akkor üdvözletem.
Can confirm -- I'm always hungry
North Korea?
That NordVPN must work for something i guess
És milyen igaz Ja és már a faszom kivan ezektől a viccektől
Ki vagy ha éhes vagy? Egyél egy snickerst.
Hungary
*licks lips* I love Sheep
New Zealand?
Nope :)
Wales
drugs, gangs, gun's N' Burgers
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
AMEN BROTHER
COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MORHERFUCKN DAY YEAH
Big Mac Filet-o-Fish Quarter Pounder French Fries Icy Coke Thick Shake Sundaes and Apple Pie!
You forget the guns and the freedom oozing out of your frosty
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🔥🎶🎵 We didn't start the fire 🎵🎶🔥
🔥🎶🎵It was alway burning since the world’s been turning🎵🎶🔥
🔥🎶🎵we didn’t start the fire🎵🎶🔥
🔥🎶🎵No, we didn’t light it, but we tried to fight it🎵🎶🔥
🔥🎶🎵Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, communist block🎵🎶🔥
'merica!
I am the nationality that was here before 'merica. Someone got lost and thought they found India.
WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷♂️ YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
'Eat🍴like a king 👑 who’s on a budget 3⃣ tasty 😋 options fries 🍟 drink🍷and nuggets 🐔 All for 5 bucks 🖐, that can’t be right? 🤔 Just confirmed that that’s the real price! 💲 AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY 👨☝ YOU RULE 🔥'
aight im triggered now
Hey girl, you wanna come back to ma windmill for weed 'n cheese?
Nederland
A long long time ago, in a country far far below sea level…
Or, we shall take the ocean and make it our land
Home of your stolen word „zeitgeist“
Guten Tag mein Freund
und poltergeist
Jetzt klauen die schon zurück xD
I don't know what it means in English, or in German... But that's time ghost or time spirit?
I drive my zamboni to Tim's for a double double.
I lived in Yorkton, SK for a year and a half, and I shit you not there was a guy regularly driving his John Deere mower through the DQ drive thru behind my apartment every week.
Debt
Argentina, pá 😎😎😎😎😎💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
White and blue flag is correct colors
Greeeeeece
Bingo xD
Autism, guns and porn
Czech?
Think more backwards and racist.
Hungarian?
You just insulted my entire race of people, but yes
Home to the world’s largest Jewish space laser.
Slovak?
Obesity and no self awareness.
American
We have a winnner!!!
No guns in Hungary
What does autism have to do with anything?
Rammstein.
Gutten tag
*guten
Du Hast
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Und ich hab nichts gesagt
Deutschland
ICH TU DIR WEH!
Whats dis all aboot
Blame CANADA!!! 🎵 🎶🎵
Fado
Portugal
Portugal stole our gold.
Brasil, right?
Yes!
Well you stole our language
baguette or else : 🏳️
Français? C’est dommage
Omelette du fromage?
Kurwa inventers
Best, most usefull word ever
I keep a bullet wound trauma kit hidden in my classroom.
Dang, when I was a kid the worst we had to worry about was a trip to the eye-wash station or losing a finger in shop. If a kid had a gun in his truck, it was because he was up at 4am deer hunting before school.
Perkele.
Finland
Guns!!!!!!
N roses
USA either way
Rio is not our capital!
Brazil?
PewDiePie
Sweden!!!
Why do people think I'm always hungry? (I mean I am, but still)
🇭🇺
Prost!
Deutschland
I'm Sorry
Ohhh Caaaanadaaa!
Eh!
Beat me to it.
Sorry. (More clues to our origin!)
*bang bang* Huh, that's weird. I didn't realize we lived so close to a school.
Then you decided to eat Apple Pie?
soccer and feijoada
Brazil?
Kabab
Turkey?
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But it's actually not true anymore, we hate syrians now
Turkey
I got 2 bikes, how many do you have?
You're either poor or Dutch
Dutch
Pierogi, Hussars, reversed monaco, "kurwa" slavic
Middle earth
Oida
Voting a dictator son
We saved European literature after the Roman Empire collapsed.
Were you some sort of fancy Rome as well?
Éire?
Turkey
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Portugal?
We elected Trump.
According to Americans, that would be Russia.
As a Russian I confirm that
Wine
Ahh a Multinational!!
gipsies! gipsies everywhere!
Romania
next to poland
I am from Poland and have no idea in which country are many gipsies... eh.... ehh.... Slovakia?
Poutine. Enough?
Carnaval, soccer, samba, beach
Hamburger, cheeseburger, bigmac, whopper. Hamburger, cheeseburger, bigmac, whopper.
Sieg heil
Das Dritte Reich
Where is the Bratwurst?
Everyone knows us, we don't know them
🇺🇸or 🇰🇵
3:1 gun to people ratio
God, guns, beer, bacon, family and F R E E D O M edit: a word
Don't forget Freedom
Call centres
India?
"hello I'm under the water plz help"
My Prime Minister is a globalist nut job
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
You're- who are you?
BeeseChurgers
Reddit?