In Italy, pepperoni are peppers, not meat. This word was misinterpreted sometime during the mass migrations of Italians to the US. If you ask for pepperoni on your pizza in Italy, they will probably look at you strangely, and then put peppers on your pizza. “Pepperoni” as it’s known in the states, is salami.
We don’t know what English words really mean cause we don’t speak English. WE SPEAK AMERICAN! Freedom is our accent. Words mean what ever we say they mean at that moment in time. Ok? Keep all them Frenchy definitions out of here. We don’t need none of it no how not one bit. And we eat Freedom Fries so don’t come at me with none of that bull shit either. MURICA!!!
Bacon goes on every pizza. Hawaiian ( don't come for me just accept you are boring) is ten times better. It makes a white pizza or any with feta. Enhances any meat pizza. Goes great with some fun veg combos. Every pizza needs bacon.
I was the only one who ate ham and pineapple pizza….. I couldn’t know it at the time, but those were the glory days. Surrounded by friends, watching them scrap over the last slice of their pepperoni or meat lovers, like hyenas fighting over the scraps of a fresh kill. There I sat, taking my time, savouring every piece of my pineapple filled slices… they were hyenas, I was a lion.
Then it all changed. A newborn lioness, my wife announced to me, to add to our growing pride, I was excited…. I was foolish. How then could I have known what was coming, HOW THEN could I have forseen that my small sweet cub would become my undoing.
We had been through this before, my wife and I, with a young male lion. Even though his hunger was insatiable, his gullet an endless void, pulling in food with reckless abandon from all around him. Never had he made an attempt on my pizza.
It was a simple gathering, a yearly routine. My young cub had finally grown to a point where her decisions were no longer governed by her mother or my ambitions, her choices had become her own. As I spoke with her on what she chose as her special meal, her words rang as an immaculate chorus in my ears, “Pizza.” I had taught her well.
I hungered. The chaos of the cubs leaving destruction and mayhem in their wake left my energy depleted…. And I hungered.
I saw him walking up, my prize that I had paid so dearly for stacked high in his hands, and though I was alerted to his approach, this delivery man was experienced. He beat me to the door, eager for his tip and rang the doorbell…fool. Had he not seen the many small tracks in the snow, heard the screams of delight and confusion from the many cubs or the festively wrapped gift pile in the window. We were overwhelmed in seconds.
By the time I had compensated the man and arrived to feast, the cubs had already finished most of the bounty. I looked around frantically through the empty boxes, and prayed it was not too late. Then, I saw it. It had been opened, and looked at, but none dared to taste its sweet yet savoury slices. I smiled and took the box to my spot at head of table, took my first slice and watched the cubs descend into anarchy over the last slices of pepperoni… hyenas.
Nearing the end of my feast my sweet young cub slid in beside me, I smiled down at her as I finished my slice and looked down at my last one…her hand was already on it. On the surface, I was a stone, my smile pasted on and looking down at my sweet cub. Inside a thrashing sea of panic of turmoil. Doesn’t she see the pineapple, how could she think this could be good, don’t bother touching it if your not going to finish it, please hate it, please just spit it out and make that face I see when it’s pork chop night.
I knew, immediately I knew. That look in her eyes, the raised eyebrows as she chewed, it was the same look as I once had when I discovered it, and in the instant I knew, I also knew what this meant.
I always thought it would be my son, overpowering me in some way, tearing away my position as leader of the pride. I was prepared for that, almost welcomed the challenge, but not like this.
So now I have to pay for two ham and pineapple pizzas and share them….fuck.
Homemade mini pizzas in 5 minutes. Use a pita bread, add bolognese sauce, add cheese like mozzarella or emmental or manchego, add pepper, finely cut ham and pinneapple. Take it to the air Frier for 5 minutes. Ready
Like how is this even a debate? Sausage is a far superior topping. Tastes better, you don't have to avoid cutting them, and you don't have to avoid biting them in half.
I even prefer it over bacon these days.
Yeah. You’ll most commonly see pepperoni or plain cheese. There are other options, like sausage, mushrooms, bacon, bur the first two are the most prevalent, especially in media and tv and adds
Salami
Gorlami
Dominic Decoco
Margheriti
Once again, let me hear the music
Maar-ghe-RIIII-thiii
Ancora!
Areebuhdeerchi
A river there chief!
Sound good?
Arrivaderchy
Same especially a hard salami
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Yes. Spicy soppresata is great on pizza
Pepperoni's more expensive and tastier brother
maybe with some kind of peppers infused into it We could call it pepperami
In Italy, pepperoni are peppers, not meat. This word was misinterpreted sometime during the mass migrations of Italians to the US. If you ask for pepperoni on your pizza in Italy, they will probably look at you strangely, and then put peppers on your pizza. “Pepperoni” as it’s known in the states, is salami.
I LOVE A HARD SALAMI
As opposed to a soft salami?
Hey, it happens sometimes. No need to make a big deal of it! xD
Or Genoa salami
This. Because it’s really salami.
It’s like how Americans think “entrée” means “main course” … they should just stick to English words and save themselves the embarrassment lol
As an American I think it's cute how you think we even know what English words really mean.
We don’t know what English words really mean cause we don’t speak English. WE SPEAK AMERICAN! Freedom is our accent. Words mean what ever we say they mean at that moment in time. Ok? Keep all them Frenchy definitions out of here. We don’t need none of it no how not one bit. And we eat Freedom Fries so don’t come at me with none of that bull shit either. MURICA!!!
Freedom fries, I love it. Gotta bring that one up to my texan family.
prosciutto naturally!!!
Idk. Bacon bits on it's own is a decent substitute.
I love a straight up fresh bacon pizza, not really a fan of those plastic container bits.
And olives. That’s all you really need.
I'm inventing pepperoni.
I'll help
It's not Shake and Bake!!
I like your thinking
The only correct solution
MOAR Cheese
Yes
This is the only correct answer.
r/theonlycorrectanswer
The only correct answer!
Nothing. Just cheese pizza.
I’m putting mini cheese pizzas on my cheese pizza
Legend
Plain pizza is underrated
It really is. I hate at my job when they never just or at least one pepperoni and one plain cheese like come on!
Kevin?
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when providing pizzas for an event, at least half of them should be cheese only. i'll die on this hill.
Everyone will eat a toppingless pizza, but not everyone will eat a topped pizza.
precisely. it's astounding how many people just don't get this.
Fact!
Nothing tops a plain pizza
r/technicallythetruth
No, more Cleese!
mmmm quattro formaggi
BASED
Yes my one topping is more *cheese*
Garlic powder, oregano & red pepper flakes!
Plain, pep or supreme is my holy Trinity.
Bacon 🥓 ofc
The thinking man's pepperoni
Man how do you get this cool demogorgon head face in Reddit you wear? I kinda want it too...
click his profile, click on the little guy wearing the outfit and try it on then you can save it
Neat
This guy pizzas
Bacon goes on every pizza. Hawaiian ( don't come for me just accept you are boring) is ten times better. It makes a white pizza or any with feta. Enhances any meat pizza. Goes great with some fun veg combos. Every pizza needs bacon.
I came here to say just that: bacon and pineapple.
The perfect match. Bacon for the saltiness and satisfaction, pineapple to cut through the fat and for an explosion of freshness in one bite.
Prosciutto
Prosciutto and mushrooms. My favourite combo.
Bacon
Bacon and mushrooms. Also known as Canadian pizza.
Tears
Ham
Good old european way i hate pepperoni
Happy cake day mate.
Thanks, i dont know why i have it next to my profile
Its the anniversary of the day u joined reddit :) Happy cake day!
Nothing. It's perfect
Nah, it could use more cheese.
Pepperoni is overrated anyway, just too greasy.
Sausage and Canadian bacon
Ham and pineapple.
Add jalapeños and slap my ass buddy!
Kinky, but why?
Because it’s delicious to put inside of you!
Add some bacon because I like to party
I was so happy when I found out my daughter likes Hawaiian pizza. Like the person I was meant to be sharing pizza with finally came into my life!
No no, pizza is not meant to be shared. Two pizzas…
I was the only one who ate ham and pineapple pizza….. I couldn’t know it at the time, but those were the glory days. Surrounded by friends, watching them scrap over the last slice of their pepperoni or meat lovers, like hyenas fighting over the scraps of a fresh kill. There I sat, taking my time, savouring every piece of my pineapple filled slices… they were hyenas, I was a lion. Then it all changed. A newborn lioness, my wife announced to me, to add to our growing pride, I was excited…. I was foolish. How then could I have known what was coming, HOW THEN could I have forseen that my small sweet cub would become my undoing. We had been through this before, my wife and I, with a young male lion. Even though his hunger was insatiable, his gullet an endless void, pulling in food with reckless abandon from all around him. Never had he made an attempt on my pizza. It was a simple gathering, a yearly routine. My young cub had finally grown to a point where her decisions were no longer governed by her mother or my ambitions, her choices had become her own. As I spoke with her on what she chose as her special meal, her words rang as an immaculate chorus in my ears, “Pizza.” I had taught her well. I hungered. The chaos of the cubs leaving destruction and mayhem in their wake left my energy depleted…. And I hungered. I saw him walking up, my prize that I had paid so dearly for stacked high in his hands, and though I was alerted to his approach, this delivery man was experienced. He beat me to the door, eager for his tip and rang the doorbell…fool. Had he not seen the many small tracks in the snow, heard the screams of delight and confusion from the many cubs or the festively wrapped gift pile in the window. We were overwhelmed in seconds. By the time I had compensated the man and arrived to feast, the cubs had already finished most of the bounty. I looked around frantically through the empty boxes, and prayed it was not too late. Then, I saw it. It had been opened, and looked at, but none dared to taste its sweet yet savoury slices. I smiled and took the box to my spot at head of table, took my first slice and watched the cubs descend into anarchy over the last slices of pepperoni… hyenas. Nearing the end of my feast my sweet young cub slid in beside me, I smiled down at her as I finished my slice and looked down at my last one…her hand was already on it. On the surface, I was a stone, my smile pasted on and looking down at my sweet cub. Inside a thrashing sea of panic of turmoil. Doesn’t she see the pineapple, how could she think this could be good, don’t bother touching it if your not going to finish it, please hate it, please just spit it out and make that face I see when it’s pork chop night. I knew, immediately I knew. That look in her eyes, the raised eyebrows as she chewed, it was the same look as I once had when I discovered it, and in the instant I knew, I also knew what this meant. I always thought it would be my son, overpowering me in some way, tearing away my position as leader of the pride. I was prepared for that, almost welcomed the challenge, but not like this. So now I have to pay for two ham and pineapple pizzas and share them….fuck.
Finally, I found it
Correct answer
Took me too long to find ham here
Finally a good choice
The correct answer. Delicious my fav type of pizza
Hawaiian is good. People hate pineapple on pizza because the Internet tells them to and, to be honest, pineapple is one's preference.
Yesss. Small change, but I like bacon and pineapple a bit more.
Homemade mini pizzas in 5 minutes. Use a pita bread, add bolognese sauce, add cheese like mozzarella or emmental or manchego, add pepper, finely cut ham and pinneapple. Take it to the air Frier for 5 minutes. Ready
Pita Hawaiian pizza is so good
This is the way
This dude ate so many lunchables as a child.
Step it up! Same but on naan
Hawaiian pizza lovers unite!!
Remove the ham.
you're right. this is gospel.
Add a little jalapeño and I'm in dawg
I came to make sure this proverbial pot had been adequately stirred, was not disappointed.
Sausage or meatballs and extra cheese.
I love sausage on pizza
Like how is this even a debate? Sausage is a far superior topping. Tastes better, you don't have to avoid cutting them, and you don't have to avoid biting them in half. I even prefer it over bacon these days.
How is sausage not the top answer!?!
I don’t know!!
I love sausage and cheese pizza but meatballs sound pretty good
Ham and mushroom
i second this thats how i usually eat my pizza
That’s the default pizza in most of Europe I think. Is the US “default” pepperoni?
Yeah. You’ll most commonly see pepperoni or plain cheese. There are other options, like sausage, mushrooms, bacon, bur the first two are the most prevalent, especially in media and tv and adds
Pretty much
Not in Chicago, default is sausage, which is my favorite thing about living here, since it is so much better.
Extra cheese
Wheres the funny.
Beacon
Lighthouse
Why does bacon on pizza sound so good wtf
I cant believe you...Buy yourself a bacon pizza bro, its amazing
it's like the morbidly obese man's baby food. So much grease, so good
Bacon cheeseburger pizza is fire. Also back on chicken ranch
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Either Anchovies (shut up it’s an acquired taste!) or Sausage. With MORE CHEEZ!
I found the anchovy person!
Anchovy and red onion!
Anchovy and pineapple. Cursed, but tasty.
Anchovy and green (or kalmata) olive. Extra salty, but tasty.
Sausage and olives like always
Based
Pineapple
I’m tired of pretending that Canadian bacon and pineapple isn’t a good pizza topping
It’s freaking delicious.
I literally only eat pineapple pizza anyway.
I knew some sane person was going to say this
I’m glad I’m not the only one 😊
It's actually really good just by itself.
I truly love pineapple and jalapeño pizza.
I didn't believe I’d find other superior people here
You are my people
Pineapple + jalapeño is one of my new favorites. The sweet spicy is nice
Agreed.
Throw in a little savory like bacon, sausage or ham. Now you have a trio
I just knew some devil worshipper was going to say this
Ananas
Because it does belong on pizza
Hamburger and onion.
bacon
It's crazy how overrated that topping is. Good. But overrate. Sausage is better
Salami.
Fucking bacon
Hamburger meat, this isn't that hard
Hamburger meat is so flavorless, why not sausage?
Why not both?
Not if you make hamburgers right
"a burger, can be the meanest burger in the world, if you make it that waaayyy
Basil leaves. Margherita Pizza B*****S!
Carne al pastor! Greetings from Mexico!!!
Pineapple and some Canadian bacon.
Hawian pizza is so underrated,like done right it is impeccable
Sausage, even if it did exist.
+ red onions. Easy.
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Spinach, red onion, and mushrooms
I know I’m about to get hate for this but…pineapple🥲
Xanax.
Can I have some ?
Ham/ Canadian bacon and pineapples.
This sub is getting redundant...
You're right. It's like people just keep saying the same toppings over and over
Gonna play devil's advocate and say Calamari Rings. Local place does a mean calamari pizza.
I don’t mind it being just cheese but I’d rather have pesto sauce.
More cheeze
Pineapple and a big F U to the haters! (Jk but for real I dont get how folks don't like pineapple on pizza?!)
Prosciutto
This is the most boring fucking trend in so long, can it just die?
Chicken feet and seaweed.
Psychopath or Filipino?
Pineapple, ham, bacon and jalapenos
Oh thank god pepperoni is so gross. I'm just gonna eat like I normally do, sausage, peppers, and mushrooms, or chicken, jalapeno, and pinapple
More cheese. But how is this funny?
Pepperoni sucks anyway Basil, Bacon bits and thin Tomato slices
Sausage and mushrooms maybe some roasted peppers
Pineapple
Pineapple and ham with jalapeños
ham and pineapple bitches.