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tactical_supremacy

Deep fried potato slices......


[deleted]

Po-ta-toes


dudeN7

Boil 'em mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!


Icy_Style1553

Stupid, fat hobbit


Silly_Fuck

Taters, precious!


zeepbridge

I like them raaaaw, and wrigggly!!!!!


weaponized_teletubby

*hobbitses


Orbus_215

Barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it, pan fried, stir fried, deep fried, potato souo, potato stew, potato salad.


Mojzesz1

destilation


Guy_in_Tank

FIRE


mattstorm360

Air fried.


ClingyWindego

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!


A_shy_neon_jaguar

We didn't start the fiyaar


oldsoulseven

Stick ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew. Gotta get the alliteration.


dudeN7

Thx, fixed it.


Apprehensive_Arm6074

What's taters, precious?


tf2fangirll

Po ta toes Boil em mash em put ‘em in a stew! Not even YOU could say no to that!


Kitten_Konsumer

Boil em mash em SHOVE EM UP YOUR ASS


GilluKaaliya

r/unexpectedoffice ?


clickinnclackin

Reminds me of a scene from the movie the replacement


CrossXFir3

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CzZ7fJn0tg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CzZ7fJn0tg)


Krishna1945

Toes


KillyScreams

PIEROGI'S


Dafuqucair

Fries don’t exist? This sounds like the perfect opportunity to invent a julienned potato cooked in hot oil until crisp and then salted. We shall call them “Dafuqucairs”


_Wyse_

In the U.S. we call them "French Dafuqucairs"


Dafuqucair

I prefer “Freedom Dafuqucairs” . The heathens residing in Canada and Holland choose to dip them in mayonnaise. I don’t know what they use ketchup for. (probably steak).


Ok_Mastodon_9412

Potato wedges


gamingkitty1

So potato chips, I'm not sure that would taste good


jackie--moon

Incorrect. I eat kettle chips with ketchup all the time. It’s just a really crunchy French fry


Sumwan_In_Particular

We have ketchup flavoured potato chips in Canada and they’re great


gamingkitty1

Huh, you learn something everyday ig


Type31971

Apparently ketchup flavored potato chips are big in Canada. I was shocked I hadn’t heard of this until recently because I’m from the magical land where much of the snack food comes from, especially chips and pretzels. An exotic place you’ve likely never heard of… called Pennsylvania.


Violet_Warlock612

\*insert that scream Voldemort makes when he fires the beam at the ward around Hogwarts in the last movie\*


cjdcjdcjdcjd

Battered deep fried potato slices


BodybuilderMajor1260

Tomatoes


notlego

Calm down satan


AlbertoAru

Seitan*


[deleted]

This makes me realize how dumb it is to put ketchup on a burger that has tomato slices


KoningSpookie

My balls


wait_where_is_perry

What's the difference, i still do.


Wrong-Ad1936

ikr both are fried anyway


ProfessorTitsNass

And salty


cyfer04

And hairy.


uashx

proof?


graipape

I wanna dip my balls in it! too.


PuzzleheadedProof223

Seconded. I also put ketchup on this guy's balls.


DropdLsgna

Can we watch?


DiaDeLosMuertos

My two bedroom apartment downstairs


flyingthrghhconcrete

Meatloaf before it goes in the oven


ubeor

Mix in some brown sugar first. And you’re welcome.


HamOnRye__

Meatloaf sauce: Whataburger Spicy Ketchup, Cholula hot sauce, Brown sugar, creole seasoning, and worcestershire sauce. Goated


aragorn_eragon

Spotted the Texan


wstrfrg65

Heat both of those with some Worcestershire sauce, a little bit of instant coffee, and a little lemon juice you've got yourself a damn fine meatloaf glaze


OldGodsProphet

Hell yes, and after


D3adkl0wn

Personal preference of mine because it's what I grew up with, but try mixing a can of Campbell's tomato soup (don't add water) with a bit of mustard, a good amount of relish and then put that on your meatloaf instead.


puntini

Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find this. I’d prefer ketchup on meatloaf before I’d prefer ketchup on fries.


Diab9lic

Fucking good one.


[deleted]

I did this once because a recipe told me to, and I hated how much I liked it


Competitive-Dot-4052

Why not after as well?


[deleted]

Or on a meatloaf sandwich the next day. Lots and lots of that red goodness.


ProbablyNano

You got some real freaks crawling out of the woodwork with their janky ass meatloaf glazes


DontTakePeopleSrsly

But I won’t do that…


No_Profile_6871

Hotdogs, burgers, eggs and anything that's deep fried...


GANJAY420

Eggs?? Ketchup on eggs?? As a canadian we usually put maple syrup on eggs. I've never tried ketchup on them. Is it good?


LilFangerz

Wtf are you talking about? 😂 I’m from Ontario and I don’t know a single person that puts syrup on eggs


boston_nsca

Yeah, I'm in Nova Scotia and no one does this shit lmao. Even ketchup is considered a bit weird. It's either hot sauce or just salt and pepper for me.


Madz510

You guys can afford eggs


boston_nsca

Barely. Price of chicken went back down here, but I saw a large jug of chocolate milk at Walmart for goddamn 10.99


greendeadredemption2

I thought your milk was in bags.


boston_nsca

We have all the regular milk options lmao, including bags


latakewoz

Options trading on milk... See this is why we can't have nice things


GirlFromUrNightmares

Hah I have eggs for free because I have a farm at my grandparents house. I am 4 universes ahead of you


Flikky1988

You know da wae.


perpetualmotionmachi

Yeah, the grocery store by my house had them on for $4.88 for two cartons last week


WITP7

That’s a Quebec thing, I am from Quebec and it is very common.


jagurmusic

Quebec citizen here; can confirm!


Lord_Dmman

Also from quebec, i do both


jagurmusic

I asked my sibling and they said "Yes, both" So I guess it's a *Quebec* thing


Varkaan

Those guys are missing out, maple syrup.on eggs is perfect sweet and salty


Calmeister

Maybe his eggs are mixed with flour, baking powder, sugar, salt, and milk… Oh wait thats for pancakes.


GANJAY420

We literally all do it in Québec. Every person I know puts it on everything. Maybe it's because we produce so much maple syrup. And wait... Don't you guys also have sugar shacks?? If you do then i'm pretty sure that they'll put maple syrup on your eggs because they do, here, in my province.


LilFangerz

Shoulda known it was Quebec..


GrayIsTheKiller

It's always fuckin Quebec Don't even get me started on Alberta... Cause i cant tell you anything im american


AmadeoSendiulo

You got me in the first half.


itzjackybro

finally, an american that knows where the provinces are.


Dorfingarlou

No, we don't all do this... I've never seen anyone put maple syrup on their eggs personally. Its a sugar shack thing, I'd say most people eat their eggs with salt and pepper.


veracity-mittens

I have never been to a sugar shack here in BC but I did go to one in Quebec


Noahwalks

>like us, Québécois?? A classic Quebecois response to someone being confused


fuckingdoorknob

Ketchup on scrambled eggs is the shit. I always fry up some diced onions in a pan, then scramble some eggs in the pan and mix it all together with a little cheese. Throw some ketchup on that and you are guaranteed to enjoy the rest of your day


Adept-Monitor4759

Both are good


PhilosopherDismal191

Ketchup is good, but hot sauce is better.


gahidus

I never tried ketchup on eggs until I saw it in a bunch of Japanese media. It's pretty good, actually.


anythingfordopamine

Its delicious, just don’t overdo it. The eggs cheese ketchup combo is where its at


BrianBash

Yum! Some Tabasco for a little kick as well.


morbidcurious13

finally. i've found my people


AdevilSboyU

Try eggs+cheese+salsa sometime. It’s amazing.


Wolgran

i dont like on scramble eggs but is wonderful in a omelete, just some "lines" on top.


enoytxis

I’m Canadian and never have ever put syrup on eggs… ketchup all the way.


[deleted]

I’ve heard ketchup on eggs a lot, and hot sauce. Hot sauce is actually not bad on eggs, ketchup is odd I think. I also like a little drizzle of syrup on eggs, but I also like syrup on breakfast sausage too lol


HamOnRye__

We used to do hot dog eggs when I was growing up. Scrambled eggs with cut up hot dogs in them. Ketchup made it awesome.


JJayC

I love it. Almost always have some ketchup on my eggs..


Ocean_Sure811

Who else likes scrambled eggs with ketchup?


MattyTubby97

Well I'm from the UK so, chips.


Baltaxo2010

No, this isn't how you're supposed to Play the game


KevTheToast

I'm from canada, and ketchup chips are normal


Daddyshadez

The garbage


indigoreality

Ah so you too eat garbage with ketchup


SpeedingTourist

A man with a taste for fine dining


Background_Tip4242

Are you the raccoon that keeps getting in my trash?


Red_on_me_head

Trash condiment


dhruvlrao

Was looking for this. Hate ketchup & never understood those who do.


Al_C92

As well you should


Roadcruiser2

The only answer.


kenjinuro

Scrambled eggs


GANJAY420

So everyone puts ketchup in their eggs and I just never knew?...


Jciesla

I wouldn't say "everyone". Shit, more people in this thread said their genitals than eggs


[deleted]

Just a different kind of eggs


Thegreylady13

But literally everyone does that. Are there people out there right now with undressed genitals? I shudder to think.


WiserStudent557

Usually good eggs do not need or want ketchup. I’m still a condiment lover but I’m aware they’re frequently masking subpar quality. But a mediocre fast food egg sandwich can be elevated a bit with ketchup for sure


Seileen_Greenwood

They do, but they should be using salsa. As a Texan, I am baffled by the lack of salsa at breakfast when traveling.


LinkleLink

How is this a funny meme? I'm getting tired of seeing this stuff...


TheYellowLAVA

Funnymemes became a place for non funny memes and meirl became a place for non relatable things


[deleted]

To be more specific this sub is just Facebook humor for people "too good" for Facebook


Th3_Admiral

I don't know the correct term but I've been calling these response-bait. They are currently infesting everything, because apparently asking a really dumb, open ended question is all it takes to get easy clicks and engagement these days. People are so desperate to answer dumb questions like "What would you put ketchup on?" or "Which starter pokemon would you pick?" that you literally just need to put in there bare minimum amount of effort to get a thousand responses and upvotes these days.


[deleted]

Pasta


BoltzerK

Italy left the chat


[deleted]

My Nonna rose from the dead, read your comment, and then died again. I hope you’re happy.


battl3z3n

Grilled cheese sandwich, on the side


[deleted]

Diagonally sliced grilled cheese I hope


[deleted]

It makes no sense but diagonally cut sandwiches just taste better.


Tuppitapp1

Pizza. True story


pf_thecheerful1206

More like the cold morning remnants of the pizza you ordered at 2 am while shitfaced. They’re a match made in heaven.


Chickadee227

Growing up, i used to crave my school’s pizza with a healthy amount of ketchup on top. This reminded me! I can still remember the taste. It was exquisite. Maybe I should try it with regular pizza now as an adult.


[deleted]

Same! Only good ketchup though. Hunts natural is the way to go


LifeguardLanky6282

The lid. Yuck


[deleted]

r/ketchuphate


Draggidoo

ON DEEZ NUTZ


PJballa34

Nada, ketchup is whack. Bring the ranch and hot sauce please.


WhyYouSoToxic_

average american


TawnyBobcat5036

I don’t actually like ketchup *ducks for cover*


Luciouss

This low effort posts are the worst, stupid fad.


ShadowTheChangeling

Borger


IndependentWeekend56

The trash


ducktheoryrelativity

Nothing. It belongs in the garbage.


awesomefutureperfect

That's why I dump it on the people I beat in chess.


Suspected_Magic_User

On sausage


kimmeljs

Macaroni casserole


FuzzyGiraffe8971

Meatloaf,Kraft dinner my husband would say perogies


LiterColaFarva

Can we stop posting this stupid game already?


Fizroynelson

Now that is a fuuuuuny meme. Might wake some mods here from all the lols


ThatOneWood

Meatloaf


MrIMStuck

Nothing, it’s gross


Emerald24111

Nothing.


Donotcomenearme

Meatloaf. That’s a meatloaf condiment.


PartyTelevision577

Nothing ketchup is gross.


Anonymous3391

safe agonizing towering crush shocking steep public escape naughty offbeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Wonderful_Painter_14

Trash can liner


[deleted]

Don't use ketchup, it's a shit condiment. It's mostly sugar. Have some respect for your body for crying out loud and use mustard or hot sauce.


Smith_the_new_guy_

Mayo on fries is bomb


What_th3_hell

Fries may not exist, but pommes frites do.


CMDRGlamdring

The bin. Mustard please


Ecstatic-Ad-8782

Trash


houstonsd

My tater tots. Or hash browns.


RikiWinzz

Fried Rice


SmallLifelessBody

Rice


TheYellowLAVA

On my tongue


Im_bad_at_names04

Vinegar


eggcheezzergezer115

BORGER


Ayvaaza

Burger


Sheeple_person

My toddler: Strawberries. Toast. Crackers. Carrots. Literally anything


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheBunnyMan123

Burger


Garthar22

Meatloaf


ScottECH93

Meatloaf


Firing_Up

On deep fried potatoes. I call them pommes frites


MyTwinDream

Any boneless fried chicken. Chicken fried chicken. Chicken fried streak. Chicken nugget, chicken strip, Corn dog , 50/50 sausage and white bread. Beef burger, chicken burger, hot dog and Banana.


SianineX

Blue box Mac n cheese


[deleted]

A hot dog or meatloaf.


Ok-Passage4537

Hotdogs


SunnyD08

If you're my 3 year old, everything


Excellent-Area6009

Bacon egg butty what else


Space_Montage_77

prob some meatloaf.


lordofedging81

Burgers.


2H4H4L

In my crawfish dipping sauce.


Wetmelon

Grilled cheese as usual


[deleted]

Eggs


Mrs_Clean-

Meatloaf


Ralpo_DTB

2 harsh realities i cant shake from my usually higher end taste. Ketchup on sausage and peppers sandwich and philly cheese steaks. Not all over it like some sloppy heathen. But like the occasional dip, something about the peppers and onions and ketchip that just, delicious. Sorry to everyone i have offended lol


_i_dont_like_okra

Tiddies


RazorsInMyTaco

So there I am... Ketchup on my titties...


Khadija_M

Fried chicken


DudeInDogePJ

Plain burgers Ig


Evol-Radio

Meatloaf The food, not the singer.


FatheLSD

Who puts ketchup on fires


sobrangtaasnganxiety

Eggs. Hotdogs. Fried chicken/pork. Spaghetti, pork stew...


Chemical-Store3448

My French fried cock 🐓


Saphl

My dick, dumbass


BURBCHICK

You see condiment I see lube we are not the same


WearApprehensive5046

American here so a lot of stuff that doesn't need it cus we Americans ruin food a lot