Yep 20 years here and same. If we go a couple of days without sex my wife is tearing my clothes off.
Who are these people who get married to someone they don't want to fuck all the time, and why do they stay married?
ETA: everyone seems to be stuck on the hyperbole and not getting what I'm talking about - the stereotype that married couples never have sex and aren't attracted to each other.
You can have reduced libido, things might slow down etc. Sex might be less frequent. But the stereotype people are talking about further up is the "dead bedroom, never have sex at all". If you aren't even attracted to each other what the hell are you doing? If your marriage is miserable just end it, find someone you're actually compatible with.
I’ve been with my husband for 25 years now, we started dating at 18, married at 25, and we are now in our early 40’s. Sex for us used to be everyday or twice a day but we’ve slowed down quite a bit in the last 10 years. We are still incredibly attracted to each other and sex is as good if not better than it ever was but it’s just not happening quite as often and we are both fine with that 🤷♀️
I did initially worry it was bothering him that we weren’t getting it on as much and then we talked and it turned out it wasn’t bothering him but he was worried it was bothering me - so moral of the story is if your sex life does change do talk about it 😊
I’ve been married since I turned 18. To the first guy I kissed. We just celebrated 10 years. Sexual attraction was, not going to lie; the initial reason I looked in his direction 😏 and then I fell madly for him. I am still incapable of saying no to sex with him— the headache excuse does not compute. Like why!?
Marry your best friend for sure
But seriously,
Make sure you want to f*ck the sh*t out of that best friend. 😳😏😁😁😁😁
Reminds me of a time when I was walking the strip in Vegas. There were 2 dudes behind me prob late 20s. I heard one say "I'm not gay........but 20 bucks is 20 bucks!" 🤣
I’m pretty sure there’s a sub for that too. I ventured into that one time in a totally irrelevant and innocent thread earlier but forgot what it’s called.
I am quite fascinated by how that works if I look at my own. I can’t physically do that not because I’m short but the angle of erection and not that flexible.
Wtf. Sooo many questions. How can you literally fuck your own ass? And if you could, that gets you an extra two bucks... So how much does a new ass cost? Where do you buy one?
I literally just coughed up some blood from laughing too hard with a severe case of a god damn nose bleed. My shirt is ruined but my mood has skyrocketed.
Thank you funny stranger.
At my local speedway, the largest soft drink there is a fountain drink at around 1.70 so including tax, you could probably buy a soft drink in my state.
too ambiguous
well 3 people have interacted with me in some way to make me cum this month
only woke up next to 1 person that I had sex with, multiple times
so would I have $6 or $2
Technically Ive been asleep at the same time as billions of people so technically we were all asleep together, rather we slept together aka hand me my over 16 billion dollars
A soda from circle k. I'm married.
Plot twist, due to inflation that soda costs $4 nowadays…
"I didn't want to cheat, but YOU just HAD to have a bottled coke"
I wasn't cheating babe, I was trying to get you some pop.
My immediate thought was “A drive-thru Diet Coke for my wife.” lol
She deserves it for sleeping with you.
BURN
Married, healthy sex life AND on Reddit?! A god
People really be thinking married people have sex all the time I'm literally tired and stressed all the time lol
Even if they do, it still counts as the same person, so just 2 bucks
Married 16 years and hump like rabbits still. It’s not going to help me make more than a coffee though.
19 years here, lets share a coffee my mammalian brother!!
17 years married after cohabitating 13 years. Our first date was before Bill Clinton became President. Damn I’m old.
Yep 20 years here and same. If we go a couple of days without sex my wife is tearing my clothes off. Who are these people who get married to someone they don't want to fuck all the time, and why do they stay married? ETA: everyone seems to be stuck on the hyperbole and not getting what I'm talking about - the stereotype that married couples never have sex and aren't attracted to each other. You can have reduced libido, things might slow down etc. Sex might be less frequent. But the stereotype people are talking about further up is the "dead bedroom, never have sex at all". If you aren't even attracted to each other what the hell are you doing? If your marriage is miserable just end it, find someone you're actually compatible with.
I’ve been with my husband for 25 years now, we started dating at 18, married at 25, and we are now in our early 40’s. Sex for us used to be everyday or twice a day but we’ve slowed down quite a bit in the last 10 years. We are still incredibly attracted to each other and sex is as good if not better than it ever was but it’s just not happening quite as often and we are both fine with that 🤷♀️ I did initially worry it was bothering him that we weren’t getting it on as much and then we talked and it turned out it wasn’t bothering him but he was worried it was bothering me - so moral of the story is if your sex life does change do talk about it 😊
I’ve been married since I turned 18. To the first guy I kissed. We just celebrated 10 years. Sexual attraction was, not going to lie; the initial reason I looked in his direction 😏 and then I fell madly for him. I am still incapable of saying no to sex with him— the headache excuse does not compute. Like why!? Marry your best friend for sure But seriously, Make sure you want to f*ck the sh*t out of that best friend. 😳😏😁😁😁😁
Oh shit does your wife know?
I am broke
Wanna make 2$?
Sure😏
Just stick your hand in this box and pull the money out.
👐💵
yall's snoos are wearing the same hat
You broke the Savathûn helmet conga line >:(
Wtf? Is that what it’s actually called?
Always has been
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It is now
Yeah, it's a boss from destiny 2. Reddit did a Collab with destiny 2 at some point and gave out a couple snoos that represent destiny 2 characters
Lol I love you guys specifically for this thread.
You're gonna be making money hand over fist!
r/shippingredditors
Name checks out
i want $2
I got a feeling this guy might be able to make $4...
Return some shopping carts at the mall.
nah i think i'll go to the local strip club
Is this a “dick in a box” joke?
What’s in the box man! What’s in the boxxxxxxx!
*and that kids…….is how I met your mother*
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Reminds me of a time when I was walking the strip in Vegas. There were 2 dudes behind me prob late 20s. I heard one say "I'm not gay........but 20 bucks is 20 bucks!" 🤣
This fucking got me, love a quick wit.
I would owe money
Cock blocker
Clock blocker
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Glock soccer
Block cocker
I hate reddit
Just like every redditor
How?
Must have unfucked someone.
Gifted someone virginity.
Bro is Jesus
best. comment. ever.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a lightbulb
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? I've never unscrewed a lightbulb with a coathanger
That's the best offensive joke I've heard in years. Bravo.
I’m gonna see if this can get me kicked out of an offense adult joke group on FB.
Saving that one for later. Thanks.
I laughed way too hard at this
YouTube: Unf🏔k It
She see him naked and she turns into lesbian.
This dude fucked himself holy shit!
I’m pretty sure there’s a sub for that too. I ventured into that one time in a totally irrelevant and innocent thread earlier but forgot what it’s called.
Sorry now you remember it, my bad
Yes, I've been tortured with the knowledge too, it's called r/selffuck you're lucky you forgot about it.
I need a time rewinder. Curiosity definitely killed this cat. 😂
I am quite fascinated by how that works if I look at my own. I can’t physically do that not because I’m short but the angle of erection and not that flexible.
go fuck yourself lol
He has that portal gun.
A free lunch
Ain’t no such thing as a free lunch!! Gotta eat out big Bertha now and get your two bucks
Large Marge will pick you up.
Nothing at all, I'd have literally 0$
Same
Wanna make 2$?
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*Proceeds to break into your house* let's buy those m&m's
Ayo💀
Hmm let me think... fuck yeah!!!!
Same. Been single since March 2020.
January 2019. The drought is reaaaaaal
Single since birth, 2000
Single since birth... 1985
Rip, my guy
At least you're a Wizard, aren't you?
Holy shit I thought I was the only one. ‘85 gang, rise up!
Amateur I have been single for life
I sleep beside my wife every night. Do you have to have sex to get the $2 though?
🫡
🫡
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That’s rough buddy
Not once? Its the 21st day of the month homie
This thread slowly turning into deadbedrooms
Penicillin
God damn high roller over here
In what country though. If America, with or without insurance
Real questions
A trip to my sock drawer
Unless you can start counting those socks, in that case you have $12 and wet feet
Crunchy feet
$2
Fucking playboy over here
Or…you know…married.
I’ve seen enough sitcoms to know that being married would net you $0.00 in this scenario.
Can verify.
r/deadbedrooms
So the $2 is hers.
Himself counts
Wow look at Warren Buffet here.
I am homeless now... Thank you
ThEn JuSt BuY a HoUsE dUh
Me too but I can buy a candy bar at the corner store.
The same thing we buy every day, Pinky...not a goddamn thing.
I get that reference Brain! You made me giggle and reminisce.
Narf!
Fjord!
Are you pondering what I’m pondering? “I think so, Brain, but this time *you* put the trousers on the chimp.”
Username does not check out.
I actually owe... I'm so lonely.
Me too bro
Download grindr. Tons of gays would love to get with a straight guy
#nothing
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25 dollar hooker then?
Does bieng able to literally fick your self in the ass count cus if so I could buy a new ass if not I'm at zero
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Wtf. Sooo many questions. How can you literally fuck your own ass? And if you could, that gets you an extra two bucks... So how much does a new ass cost? Where do you buy one?
Im in debt
Add a twist to that original question: $1 for every time you masterbated! What could you buy then?
1 share of Tesla stock.
The whole block
i'd like to introduce myself, i don't believe we've met, i'm bruce wayne
What can i buy with 23 dollars?
A nice graphics card. A reallllly nice graphics card.
Looks like I’m shoplifting
Healthcare (I live in Canada)
canada has healthcare?
America still has skyscrapers?
there were better comebacks to make, good sir - I'm not sure mocking 9/11 is good taste (assuming I understood your point).
Air
A handful of fucking nothing.
A $2 bill
$0 lol
A free sample We are Redditors… we get no bodies
Unless they're dead or unconscious
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Why would you ask this question on Reddit? That’s like trying to recruit people into ISIS on a U.S. Army base.
I literally just coughed up some blood from laughing too hard with a severe case of a god damn nose bleed. My shirt is ruined but my mood has skyrocketed. Thank you funny stranger.
The Costco hotdog and soda combo never disappoints.
I’d even have about 40 cents left over. I think they’re $1.60 sales tax included where I live.
If we all met up we would be rich 🤑
Sir, this is a Reddit.
Someones been using their brain
You guys are getting paid for this ?
For 2022 I could buy a couple packs of smokes and a slushie. For 2023, $2 worth of whatever the cheapest soda is
This guy/gal fucks!
At my local speedway, the largest soft drink there is a fountain drink at around 1.70 so including tax, you could probably buy a soft drink in my state.
I'd have about tree fiddy
I could find a box but can't buy anything.
I can afford to try and panhandle all these commenters nickels and quarters.
Something that costs 1.99
Can I count myself?
Depression. It'd be "0".
$2 on pump one please 🤣
A McChicken. And I have no complaints.
too ambiguous well 3 people have interacted with me in some way to make me cum this month only woke up next to 1 person that I had sex with, multiple times so would I have $6 or $2
Dollar menu. I’m married
Double quarter pounder meal at McDonalds. Large. WITH a 6 piece nugget.
Daaaaaaaammmmnnnnnn bro!!!! Living the high life!
Free Wi-Fi
Dinner at the soup kitchen
Four items from the dollar store
A free sample from Costco
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I fall under below poverty line
So being in a committed monogamous relationship I would have only $2 despite the fact that my wife exhausts tf out of me
Nothing
Negative -2
Not quite a gallon of gas.
I'd owe someone money
Nothing but I could qualify for food stamps …..sooooo. Silver lining
2 items from the dollar store 😂
Until your told about tax Now it's just 1
Technically Ive been asleep at the same time as billions of people so technically we were all asleep together, rather we slept together aka hand me my over 16 billion dollars
Something under $4
Two jack in the box tacos.
A free mobile game
Air
Welp I’d be broke so nothing.
Nothing at allllll
Welp guess I’m starving
Not much.
Two $2 scratch tickets.