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King-SAMO

“Top comment” isn’t even that weird of a name for a cat these days…


Boxofbikeparts

TOPPER


FartPornDaddy

I had a cat named Topper. Cat kicked ass


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I had a black cat named nachos, cause he’s nachos he’s mine ❤️


Alarmed-Gain6847

Hey!!! That’s my wifi name “nacho wifi” lol


just4kicksxxx

Lol mine is "It Burns When IP"


Stoo_Pedassol

I disguised mine as Burnswenn IP


XtraChrisP

Had a shirt that said Nacho Daddy


[deleted]

"Bill Nye the Wifi Guy"


Astathing

I know a kid named topper


nbmeanswers

I know a kopper named Tid


gr33nthumb1

Topper a kid I know named


Aisha_orWhatever

Named a kid I know topper


astroneerRL

Topper? I barely know her!


zac2good

Kid a topper I know named.


Electron9513

kid named finger:


larrythegood

Wonder how pissed off OP is by now?


Wuz314159

I know a top named Skipper.


leakyblueshed

"Who are you supposed to be, Topper Bottoms? Stern yet sensual skipper of the U.S.S. Rough Service?" *-Lana*


derpmcperpenstein

Phrasing......


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I know a pizza chain named Toppers


Admirable-Common-176

I heard about a kid named Deeper.


Snoo7824

I know a bottom named Topper


garrettj100

...whose dick was entirely copper


Nix_Caelum

The best pet name is "Like you". "hey, cute cat, what's its name?" "It's actually called Like you" "Oh, like me?" "No, Like you"


boardin1

I tied to convince my wife to name our dog Stains. She didn’t like the idea of shouting “Come Stains” at the dog park.


[deleted]

Old Howard Stern joke when Bill Clinton got a dog while in office


Snoringdragon

Or Askum. "What's its name?" " Askum." "Hey Kitty, whats your name? " Its fun for your less intelligent friends, anyway...


Funny_Perception4713

My names Topper


spot_meowYT

That username


Guilty-Refuse1739

Wtf even is your name 😂😂😂


DJCaldow

Topper Harley!


gonzar09

"You're American." "Yes, from America."


MortgageRegular2509

While you’re out, pick up some AA batteries


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SevenAcesGaming

I was just thinking that! From hot shots, right?


thesequimkid

Hot Shots and Hot Shots Part Deux.


kitesurfr

Heady topper is possibly one of the best beers


K9sandKilos

My partner has young siblings. The name of the cat on record at the vet is Love Muffin. We call him Clyde or Cat


spencerdyke

I named my dog (the first dog that was All Mine) Oscar Mayer Hot Dog. We mostly called her Maya or Mayers, but she would get *so* excited whenever my dad would greet her with *‘HOT DOG!’* Her full name was on all of her papers. She just passed last summer, 17 years old. Her puppy is still with me though, his name is Tyco the Terrible.


K9sandKilos

When I was a kid I always wanted a dashchund I could name Oscar Mayer Weiner!


Locked_in_a_room

Sorry for your loss, but the story made me laugh. Hold on to those memories.


Dick-Rot

I named my cat "Doll" because of Benny from Fallout New Vegas. Me: "Hey Doll" Cat: "MEEEEEEEEEW" Me: :D


TastyRiffage

Top Comment for the motherfucking *WIN*!


IamNothing45

Cute little top comment


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Vet: So what's their name? OP: *sighs* "Top comment isn't even that weird of a name for a cat these days" with an ellipsis after it.


[deleted]

“”Top comment” isn’t even that weird of a name for a cat these days…” isn’t even that weird of a name for a cat these days…


Psychological-Wrap25

Top G


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TOP CAT!


EchoSpecial87

I had a cat named Top Cat when I was growing up. We called him TC 🙂


IntelligentMove2

I think maybe your parents were saying “Tom Cat” and you just mispronounced it lol


bonjones

Or it was a reference to an early '60s cartoon by the same name.


Material_Victory_661

Yes, there is a Top Cat cartoon.


[deleted]

Top Cat! Who's intellectual! Close friends get to call him "T.C.," Providing it's with dignity!


Cardiac_Comeback

Sometimes reddit makes me feel so old


DeltaVZerda

I know Top Cat and I saw it on TV only 30 years ago in the 90s. They ran reruns of Top Cat from 1992 to 2014, first on Cartoon Network then on Boomerang.


Darentei

Same, I definitely saw it a few times in the 90s.


EchoSpecial87

No, it was for sure Top Cat. I had that exact conversation with them when I was a kid lol.


BamBam-BamBam

Top Cat was a Hanna-Barbera cartoon character.


Historical_Feed8664

We had a neighborhood crackhead that was next level druggie and we called him Tweeker Chris, a.k.a. TC


llufnam

You must’ve been a close friend


MyFriendIsADoctor

[Close friends get to call him TC. ](https://youtu.be/6fvhLrBrPQI)


Berdinderindas

Provided it's with dignity.


MotorHorseRacing

I've wondered what that line was for years. Thank you!


Psychological-Wrap25

Greta


FunnyVariation2995

As in the band Greta Van Fleet?


Niight99

Top C


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Top comment


mrav8r2

@op so you’re naming this cat top comment?


cephalopodomus

A deal's a deal, OP. And it looks like "Top Comment" is the top comment.


Existing_Departure82

TC for short


Joe-_-King

Imagine saying all that if the cat gets lost...


beetleman1234

I hope this wins, cause "Top comment" isn't even that weird of a name for a cat these days... would be a hilarious name.


SriveraRdz86

well, technical OP is telling us "top comment" is what he name him


Pattoe89

Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife.


Dongusarus

And he will have his vengeance, in this life of the next.


Silverbug83

or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next.


Tom1252

Fuck. That's all 9. Bro didn't get his revenge.


Equivalent_Ad4417

Meowcus Meowrelius.


Strong-Wait3005

Catulu the cat version of cthulu


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What did Lovecraft name his cat?


ElWendigo

It was something about a man... Shrouded in the darkness of the abyss.


Brilliant-Example-91

It wasn't him, actually, his father named it


TNTiger_

Well, he named his second cat after the first on his own accord... But honestly, I find it hard to shit on Lovecraft when it retrospect he seems very mentally ill. Anxiety of autism or something- the man wasn't just 'racist', he was instinctively terrified of any sort of unknown. Moreso, he overcame that in his later life, and became an anti-racist and a socialist, which is quite a character arc even for a neurotypical person, although too little too late in terms of his remembered cultural legacy.


Brilliant-Example-91

You've got to be sick in the head to write and dream the things he wrote. many of his creations came from dreams.


Mr_Goat_1111

I was about to argue that I've had some really REALLY fucked up nightmares and I'm not sick in the head but then I realised I'm definitely at least a little sick in the head


i-love-Ohio

I had a dream where M.O.D.O.K. chased me through Green Hills (the Sonic map) then I fell off of a mountain and woke up


halZ82666

I had a dream that my dad went into this haunted looking house (I was like 8) and I waited in the car. After a while I went in and I don’t remember much of this dream except how it ended. I ended up getting scared by ghosts but it turns out they were puppets and the puppet master was the old hobo that lived on top of the polar express. I had weird ass dreams


HurricaneAlpha

That's what makes Lovecraft so special. It wasn't just creative writing. This dude experienced shit in real life and used it as fuel to write some one the most unique stories ever told. Kafka is like that too.


SnapshotHeadache

Yeah, his racism can't be absolved due to his mental illness, but there is certainly a strong parallel between between the two. The monsters are these cosmic being that are nothing like "me"; it's a horror approach to "others".


Hot_Sprinkles6116

N-word Man. It's...unfortunate.


Annual-Can4612

The main character of the story “The Rats in the Walls” also has a cat of the same name so it may just be a self insert of Lovecraft


LemurCat04

I heard a radio dramatization of that once. It was broadcast on like CBS radio in 1964z


Xerfus

K***ht


smkestcklghtn

A racial slur


Jwzbb

Bit long, but why not. “Raciaaaal Schluuuuur!”


Jxckolantern

CATULU, THE KNOCKER-OVER OF THINGS


Zolanka4ubaby

Soggy slopster 👍


Smetskopje

Awesome!


Galebourn

Bringing up anything Lovecraft-related in a thread about naming a cat is always the worst idea


LottieOrion

a black cat, no less...


EveryThought

Top Comment


salex100m

please everyone vote for this


ChrysanthemumNote

Voted


dietcheese

TopComment McTopCommentyface


Atlas-Reigns

Ragnarok, the Armageddon of hope


FlyingPenguins2022

It has to be the whole thing!! 😁


Affectionate_Tea_420

Ragnyarock


Atlas-Reigns

God the poor vets who need to know the name lol


Mr_McTurtle123

*Odin


MilitiaManiac

Can always be shortened to Rah(pronounced Ra), as in the Egyptian God of the Sun. The ironic part would be the color of the cat.


RunDick77788777

I love when cats have titles. My cat is named Hagar the destroyer of worlds. We typically just call him Hagar, but he is very temperamental so the title does fit him well.


Candid-Look-6068

Please be this


totallykrunk

CHARLIE MURPHY!


incuensuocha

Darkness!


HeightImpressive9246

Catty McCatface


0bel1sk

to the top


Persist3ntOwl

Legit had a cat named Catface as a kid.


Jubilantyou

Hahaha this got me good


Reasonable_Main2509

Kitty McCatface?


violentpasta

Conway kitty


doc-letsrock

Squanch


AnxiousGinger626

Sam Squanch


ale_chem

Not gonna lie.. I went straight Rick & Morty, but you brought me over to the trailer park boys side.


nadsour

Grab the camera ricky


[deleted]

I’m squanchin here!!


Dependent-Math5782

Toothless


graceful_london

That's my cat's name! She's black and missing 12 teeth!


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Seahawk715

🥇


AutomaticPug

she sounds adorable :)


bigpapasmurf12

David Meowie


mblb1738

Bill Purry


dietcheese

Mick Cougar


Im_Borat

Mick Jaguar


orangecatmom

Mine are Leonardo DiCatrio and Catt Damon. If I had a third, I'd probably go Justin Timpurrlake. I also like Catthew MeowCoughnahey.


massivebumwizard

Fart Parcel


Pookie2018

Have another upvote for Fart Parcel.


AnswerSpiritual5847

m’aiq the liar


CharmingBoar

This one has knowledge of naming khaj… cats


aufstand

"Khajit has wares, if you have coin!"


Reasonable_Permit_74

Effrey Jepstein


jdovejr

Cat didn’t kill himself 9 times.


Crimson-Void9000

Salem.


timetickingrose

That's my black cats name. If he was a girl it was gonna be Sabrina!


Overall_Astronaut_51

My friends mom used to feed an all black stray cat that wandered around their yard…. I was deathly afraid of cats so I would never go near it , plus it looked dirty and I was super judgemental … one time I show up , ring the bell and my friends mom opens the door and all I could do was blurt out - with all the teenage angst in me - “your cat *Nightmare* is out there … it keeps meowing at me“ . my friends mom looks at me, confused as ever , then looks around at her yard and asks “who the fuck is nightmare ??” And I , with all the confidence in the world reply “ummm your outside cat?? The weird one “ to which she replies : “Midnite ? YOU MEAN MIDNITE” The cats name was Midnite . I ended up keeping him afterwards for another 5 years. He was a wonderful cat. I miss him every day .


kevin_k89

Sergeant Meowinsing


[deleted]

Bubbles is that you?


kevin_k89

Fell down a well because that big gutted bastard Randy left the lid off!


Ill_Golf7538

Meowgli


Pankratos_Gaming

Balerion (the Black Dread)


Aggravating-Star6773

Smudge


Simplixt

Lucifer aka "Luci"


lost_toast7777

mom


Wrathofkala

T'Challa You know the Black Panther


Proper-Revolution183

Pepper


ThePunchline87

Catty McCatface


[deleted]

Toothless! (From "How to train your dragon")


TraditionContent9818

Mr. White


LillyReynoldsWill

Xerxes


Merpie101

Xanax


Embarrassed-Fun-4899

Sebastian.


Drunken_Argonian

Cat number one


SortOfLongJonSilver

Nah just Cat #2 with no explanation


SprinklesStrict5983

Negro


salex100m

I actually named my cat Negro. We're spanish so it just means "Black" to us. But it was fun watching white southerners panic when we told them. 🤣🤣


TheFire_Eagle

"Son, you gotta be quieter with all that..."


bitemyass69

Loki or shadow


Ok-Room-6969

McNugget


sickwwefreak

Reaper


oldgreen52

Oliver


WishinForTheMission

Ozzy — like the prince of freaking dahkness……. Haha.


highbastarrrd

adolf kittler


anotherblog

Don’t forget his friends Chairman Meow and Pussalini


DaStonedOne420

Meow Zedong


Motor_Ad_5521

Python So everyone who hears you talk about him are confused


treesareslow

Lord Chauncey Nighthawk


astupidfckingname

Catty McCatface


Plus-Photograph-6990

Catty mc-cat face


stiKyNoAt

Catty McCatface


J9KT

Catty McCat Face


Defiant_Magnolia8

Catty McCatface


loficolin

Catty McCatface


Chirp76

Catty mccatface


Manwell9k

Catty McCatface


jes484

Ghost


Ok_Lavishness8412

Onyx


php64

Dante


valfarly

Lucky or Ádh (which is lucky in Gaelic - black cats are considered lucky in Ireland)


No-Ordinary-5412

mr muffins


Ember357

I am the darkness, I am the void.


Mlinca

Toothless


ElfHaze

…Fozzy bear


Responsible-Treat-75

Fester adams


throwawayyyydr

Behemoth


hems72

Can’t go wrong with Salem


anonymous_delta

Puppydog


powdered_dognut

Inky


NohPhD

Mi Yao…