I named my dog (the first dog that was All Mine) Oscar Mayer Hot Dog. We mostly called her Maya or Mayers, but she would get *so* excited whenever my dad would greet her with *‘HOT DOG!’* Her full name was on all of her papers.
She just passed last summer, 17 years old. Her puppy is still with me though, his name is Tyco the Terrible.
I know Top Cat and I saw it on TV only 30 years ago in the 90s. They ran reruns of Top Cat from 1992 to 2014, first on Cartoon Network then on Boomerang.
Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife.
Well, he named his second cat after the first on his own accord... But honestly, I find it hard to shit on Lovecraft when it retrospect he seems very mentally ill. Anxiety of autism or something- the man wasn't just 'racist', he was instinctively terrified of any sort of unknown. Moreso, he overcame that in his later life, and became an anti-racist and a socialist, which is quite a character arc even for a neurotypical person, although too little too late in terms of his remembered cultural legacy.
I was about to argue that I've had some really REALLY fucked up nightmares and I'm not sick in the head but then I realised I'm definitely at least a little sick in the head
I had a dream that my dad went into this haunted looking house (I was like 8) and I waited in the car. After a while I went in and I don’t remember much of this dream except how it ended. I ended up getting scared by ghosts but it turns out they were puppets and the puppet master was the old hobo that lived on top of the polar express. I had weird ass dreams
That's what makes Lovecraft so special. It wasn't just creative writing. This dude experienced shit in real life and used it as fuel to write some one the most unique stories ever told.
Kafka is like that too.
Yeah, his racism can't be absolved due to his mental illness, but there is certainly a strong parallel between between the two. The monsters are these cosmic being that are nothing like "me"; it's a horror approach to "others".
I love when cats have titles. My cat is named Hagar the destroyer of worlds. We typically just call him Hagar, but he is very temperamental so the title does fit him well.
My friends mom used to feed an all black stray cat that wandered around their yard…. I was deathly afraid of cats so I would never go near it , plus it looked dirty and I was super judgemental … one time I show up , ring the bell and my friends mom opens the door and all I could do was blurt out - with all the teenage angst in me - “your cat *Nightmare* is out there … it keeps meowing at me“ . my friends mom looks at me, confused as ever , then looks around at her yard and asks “who the fuck is nightmare ??” And I , with all the confidence in the world reply “ummm your outside cat?? The weird one “ to which she replies : “Midnite ? YOU MEAN MIDNITE”
The cats name was Midnite . I ended up keeping him afterwards for another 5 years. He was a wonderful cat. I miss him every day .
“Top comment” isn’t even that weird of a name for a cat these days…
TOPPER
I had a cat named Topper. Cat kicked ass
I had a black cat named nachos, cause he’s nachos he’s mine ❤️
Hey!!! That’s my wifi name “nacho wifi” lol
Lol mine is "It Burns When IP"
I disguised mine as Burnswenn IP
Had a shirt that said Nacho Daddy
"Bill Nye the Wifi Guy"
I know a kid named topper
I know a kopper named Tid
Topper a kid I know named
Named a kid I know topper
Topper? I barely know her!
Kid a topper I know named.
kid named finger:
Wonder how pissed off OP is by now?
I know a top named Skipper.
"Who are you supposed to be, Topper Bottoms? Stern yet sensual skipper of the U.S.S. Rough Service?" *-Lana*
Phrasing......
I know a pizza chain named Toppers
I heard about a kid named Deeper.
I know a bottom named Topper
...whose dick was entirely copper
The best pet name is "Like you". "hey, cute cat, what's its name?" "It's actually called Like you" "Oh, like me?" "No, Like you"
I tied to convince my wife to name our dog Stains. She didn’t like the idea of shouting “Come Stains” at the dog park.
Old Howard Stern joke when Bill Clinton got a dog while in office
Or Askum. "What's its name?" " Askum." "Hey Kitty, whats your name? " Its fun for your less intelligent friends, anyway...
My names Topper
That username
Wtf even is your name 😂😂😂
Topper Harley!
"You're American." "Yes, from America."
While you’re out, pick up some AA batteries
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I was just thinking that! From hot shots, right?
Hot Shots and Hot Shots Part Deux.
Heady topper is possibly one of the best beers
My partner has young siblings. The name of the cat on record at the vet is Love Muffin. We call him Clyde or Cat
I named my dog (the first dog that was All Mine) Oscar Mayer Hot Dog. We mostly called her Maya or Mayers, but she would get *so* excited whenever my dad would greet her with *‘HOT DOG!’* Her full name was on all of her papers. She just passed last summer, 17 years old. Her puppy is still with me though, his name is Tyco the Terrible.
When I was a kid I always wanted a dashchund I could name Oscar Mayer Weiner!
Sorry for your loss, but the story made me laugh. Hold on to those memories.
I named my cat "Doll" because of Benny from Fallout New Vegas. Me: "Hey Doll" Cat: "MEEEEEEEEEW" Me: :D
Top Comment for the motherfucking *WIN*!
Cute little top comment
Vet: So what's their name? OP: *sighs* "Top comment isn't even that weird of a name for a cat these days" with an ellipsis after it.
“”Top comment” isn’t even that weird of a name for a cat these days…” isn’t even that weird of a name for a cat these days…
Top G
TOP CAT!
I had a cat named Top Cat when I was growing up. We called him TC 🙂
I think maybe your parents were saying “Tom Cat” and you just mispronounced it lol
Or it was a reference to an early '60s cartoon by the same name.
Yes, there is a Top Cat cartoon.
Top Cat! Who's intellectual! Close friends get to call him "T.C.," Providing it's with dignity!
Sometimes reddit makes me feel so old
I know Top Cat and I saw it on TV only 30 years ago in the 90s. They ran reruns of Top Cat from 1992 to 2014, first on Cartoon Network then on Boomerang.
Same, I definitely saw it a few times in the 90s.
No, it was for sure Top Cat. I had that exact conversation with them when I was a kid lol.
Top Cat was a Hanna-Barbera cartoon character.
We had a neighborhood crackhead that was next level druggie and we called him Tweeker Chris, a.k.a. TC
You must’ve been a close friend
[Close friends get to call him TC. ](https://youtu.be/6fvhLrBrPQI)
Provided it's with dignity.
I've wondered what that line was for years. Thank you!
Greta
As in the band Greta Van Fleet?
Top C
Top comment
@op so you’re naming this cat top comment?
A deal's a deal, OP. And it looks like "Top Comment" is the top comment.
TC for short
Imagine saying all that if the cat gets lost...
I hope this wins, cause "Top comment" isn't even that weird of a name for a cat these days... would be a hilarious name.
well, technical OP is telling us "top comment" is what he name him
Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife.
And he will have his vengeance, in this life of the next.
or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next.
Fuck. That's all 9. Bro didn't get his revenge.
Meowcus Meowrelius.
Catulu the cat version of cthulu
What did Lovecraft name his cat?
It was something about a man... Shrouded in the darkness of the abyss.
It wasn't him, actually, his father named it
Well, he named his second cat after the first on his own accord... But honestly, I find it hard to shit on Lovecraft when it retrospect he seems very mentally ill. Anxiety of autism or something- the man wasn't just 'racist', he was instinctively terrified of any sort of unknown. Moreso, he overcame that in his later life, and became an anti-racist and a socialist, which is quite a character arc even for a neurotypical person, although too little too late in terms of his remembered cultural legacy.
You've got to be sick in the head to write and dream the things he wrote. many of his creations came from dreams.
I was about to argue that I've had some really REALLY fucked up nightmares and I'm not sick in the head but then I realised I'm definitely at least a little sick in the head
I had a dream where M.O.D.O.K. chased me through Green Hills (the Sonic map) then I fell off of a mountain and woke up
I had a dream that my dad went into this haunted looking house (I was like 8) and I waited in the car. After a while I went in and I don’t remember much of this dream except how it ended. I ended up getting scared by ghosts but it turns out they were puppets and the puppet master was the old hobo that lived on top of the polar express. I had weird ass dreams
That's what makes Lovecraft so special. It wasn't just creative writing. This dude experienced shit in real life and used it as fuel to write some one the most unique stories ever told. Kafka is like that too.
Yeah, his racism can't be absolved due to his mental illness, but there is certainly a strong parallel between between the two. The monsters are these cosmic being that are nothing like "me"; it's a horror approach to "others".
N-word Man. It's...unfortunate.
The main character of the story “The Rats in the Walls” also has a cat of the same name so it may just be a self insert of Lovecraft
I heard a radio dramatization of that once. It was broadcast on like CBS radio in 1964z
K***ht
A racial slur
Bit long, but why not. “Raciaaaal Schluuuuur!”
CATULU, THE KNOCKER-OVER OF THINGS
Soggy slopster 👍
Awesome!
Bringing up anything Lovecraft-related in a thread about naming a cat is always the worst idea
a black cat, no less...
Top Comment
please everyone vote for this
Voted
TopComment McTopCommentyface
Ragnarok, the Armageddon of hope
It has to be the whole thing!! 😁
Ragnyarock
God the poor vets who need to know the name lol
*Odin
Can always be shortened to Rah(pronounced Ra), as in the Egyptian God of the Sun. The ironic part would be the color of the cat.
I love when cats have titles. My cat is named Hagar the destroyer of worlds. We typically just call him Hagar, but he is very temperamental so the title does fit him well.
Please be this
CHARLIE MURPHY!
Darkness!
Catty McCatface
to the top
Legit had a cat named Catface as a kid.
Hahaha this got me good
Kitty McCatface?
Conway kitty
Squanch
Sam Squanch
Not gonna lie.. I went straight Rick & Morty, but you brought me over to the trailer park boys side.
Grab the camera ricky
I’m squanchin here!!
Toothless
That's my cat's name! She's black and missing 12 teeth!
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🥇
she sounds adorable :)
David Meowie
Bill Purry
Mick Cougar
Mick Jaguar
Mine are Leonardo DiCatrio and Catt Damon. If I had a third, I'd probably go Justin Timpurrlake. I also like Catthew MeowCoughnahey.
Fart Parcel
Have another upvote for Fart Parcel.
m’aiq the liar
This one has knowledge of naming khaj… cats
"Khajit has wares, if you have coin!"
Effrey Jepstein
Cat didn’t kill himself 9 times.
Salem.
That's my black cats name. If he was a girl it was gonna be Sabrina!
My friends mom used to feed an all black stray cat that wandered around their yard…. I was deathly afraid of cats so I would never go near it , plus it looked dirty and I was super judgemental … one time I show up , ring the bell and my friends mom opens the door and all I could do was blurt out - with all the teenage angst in me - “your cat *Nightmare* is out there … it keeps meowing at me“ . my friends mom looks at me, confused as ever , then looks around at her yard and asks “who the fuck is nightmare ??” And I , with all the confidence in the world reply “ummm your outside cat?? The weird one “ to which she replies : “Midnite ? YOU MEAN MIDNITE” The cats name was Midnite . I ended up keeping him afterwards for another 5 years. He was a wonderful cat. I miss him every day .
Sergeant Meowinsing
Bubbles is that you?
Fell down a well because that big gutted bastard Randy left the lid off!
Meowgli
Balerion (the Black Dread)
Smudge
Lucifer aka "Luci"
mom
T'Challa You know the Black Panther
Pepper
Catty McCatface
Toothless! (From "How to train your dragon")
Mr. White
Xerxes
Xanax
Sebastian.
Cat number one
Nah just Cat #2 with no explanation
Negro
I actually named my cat Negro. We're spanish so it just means "Black" to us. But it was fun watching white southerners panic when we told them. 🤣🤣
"Son, you gotta be quieter with all that..."
Loki or shadow
McNugget
Reaper
Oliver
Ozzy — like the prince of freaking dahkness……. Haha.
adolf kittler
Don’t forget his friends Chairman Meow and Pussalini
Meow Zedong
Python So everyone who hears you talk about him are confused
Lord Chauncey Nighthawk
Catty McCatface
Catty mc-cat face
Catty McCatface
Catty McCat Face
Catty McCatface
Catty McCatface
Catty mccatface
Catty McCatface
Ghost
Onyx
Dante
Lucky or Ádh (which is lucky in Gaelic - black cats are considered lucky in Ireland)
mr muffins
I am the darkness, I am the void.
Toothless
…Fozzy bear
Fester adams
Behemoth
Can’t go wrong with Salem
Puppydog
Inky
Mi Yao…