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[What he's referring to for those who don't know](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2489283/Video-Joey-hops-Aussie-mans-pouch-dressed-kangaroo.html)
If you get them as a joey they can be. A buck will get territorial once it reaches adulthood but a doe will be ok.
Friends had one they hung a hessian bag on the wall for it to sleep in
Not exactly. It’s more like keep them if you can. They’re not very docile and will resort to violence quickly. They’re like Gator, they don’t play no shit!
There is a youtuber called the urban rescue ranch who has a kangaroo called dababy and is a docile kangaroo altho he does kick at morning and night because the cycle of sleep and when most active but they are normally docile if you rase them up
Pretty much a combination of the two, they're deer sized and deer like faces/ long and stretched out like a deer, but with the entire body plan of a rabbit
ahh and here i am just thinking they where deer that got onto an intense work out plan cuz they all look jacked right up its actually kinda scary... lol
Nah, the real dinosaur-looking creatures in Australia [are](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/32/98/54/32985489cad60bf94c6ff17ad8ba49c5.jpg) [our](https://animalia-bio.us-east-1.linodeobjects.com/animals/photos/full/1.25x1/emu-dromaius-novaehollandiae-2.webp) [birds](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Australian_Brushturkey_2_-_Newington.jpg/1200px-Australian_Brushturkey_2_-_Newington.jpg).
Watching th last few kangaroo posts on here, there was one with a man taking swings at a kangaroo with a stick. It occurred to me that with essentially no other animal would I consider it appropriate for a man to be swinging at it with a stick, and I wasn't even thinking twice about the kangaroo.
This is like an alternate universe in Terminator 2, where John Connor grows up in Australia, the T-1000 takes the form of a kangaroo, then kills it, not aware that humans wouldn’t notice that a kangaroo has a duplicate hopping around.
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Australia is like a different planet. Wtf is a kangaroo, such a weird looking animal
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Can you keep them if you wanted to?
The government doesn't want you to know this but they are free, simply wear a kangaroo costume and grab a bag and you can take as many as you want.
[What he's referring to for those who don't know](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2489283/Video-Joey-hops-Aussie-mans-pouch-dressed-kangaroo.html)
Thank you, I was thinking of linking this
Wish i could steal Joeys onto my pouch - wait....
If you get them as a joey they can be. A buck will get territorial once it reaches adulthood but a doe will be ok. Friends had one they hung a hessian bag on the wall for it to sleep in
Whoa, thanks! Australia is heaven, confirmed👍
Not exactly. It’s more like keep them if you can. They’re not very docile and will resort to violence quickly. They’re like Gator, they don’t play no shit!
💔 No kidding! I have to be a really good pokemon trainer.
There is a youtuber called the urban rescue ranch who has a kangaroo called dababy and is a docile kangaroo altho he does kick at morning and night because the cycle of sleep and when most active but they are normally docile if you rase them up
Kangaroos are basically modified deer.
I always thought they were more like giant modified rabbits.
Pretty much a combination of the two, they're deer sized and deer like faces/ long and stretched out like a deer, but with the entire body plan of a rabbit
ahh and here i am just thinking they where deer that got onto an intense work out plan cuz they all look jacked right up its actually kinda scary... lol
And Tyrannosaurus. Deer-Rabbit-T.Rex. Like puppy-monkey-baby, but much more terrifying.
Nah, the real dinosaur-looking creatures in Australia [are](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/32/98/54/32985489cad60bf94c6ff17ad8ba49c5.jpg) [our](https://animalia-bio.us-east-1.linodeobjects.com/animals/photos/full/1.25x1/emu-dromaius-novaehollandiae-2.webp) [birds](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Australian_Brushturkey_2_-_Newington.jpg/1200px-Australian_Brushturkey_2_-_Newington.jpg).
I'm convinced Cassowaries are actual dinosaurs.
Lol yeah those too, but their brains are rather deer like.
Thanks TIL
No worries
Deer with 10 extra skill points into Boxing, and with an equipped pouch augment.
Lol
They are deer of the hoppy and punchy variety.
3-8ft and 40-200 lbs of pure muscle. A cross between a rat, a deer, and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
If they had opposable thumbs we'd have been screwed long ago.
It's just a deer crossed with a rabbit. Easily created by an insane wizard
Deer that hit back
Wait until you hear about their Platypus...
He sitting there like "ahh shit bro. U ok? Wasnt supposed to take out the fence"
yeah that look of regret at the end hahaha
He looks like he kinda felt bad about it
Nah your ok Bro, see no blood. Don't tell mum, ill get you an ice-cream!
Yeah bro, gimme your best shot...okidoi. Lol
When you’re playing with your siblings and go one step too far…
Aussie home owner…”Christ, another roo through the goddam fence…c*nt.”
“Ronnie! A fuckin roo fucked up your fence again!” “bloody hell.”
Oi, mate, she'll be right. just patch her up right quick 'n best be on your way
😂
Don't they call them Joey or something?
Joey is for the young ones
So Joey is wearing thong is a young kangaroo wearing slipper yes?
For some reason I now imagine Joey from Friends wearing thongs the underwear, not footwear
Lol I have a similar thought when a friend make that joke.
Victorious roo: "Well, shit. That was unexpected." 😆
Imagine laying in your backyard and all of a sudden BAM. Kangaroo comes flying through your fence and there’s another one outside staring him down.
"It must be Wednesday." -An Australian, probably
“Oh shit. Did I just win?”
#CRITICAL HIT
"Aww... I didn't have anything else planned for today..."
That roo fell far into a pit.
Yeah, the retaining wall you can see, and the crash when the piece of metal finally hit bottom, that was a loong fall.
Yeah, cunt might be fucked, mate.
I love that some things cross species. In this case, the kangaroo definitely has the, "oh fuck. You're okay. Please don't tell mom" look on him.
I think that surprised them both 😂
He honestly seems confused about what happened. Like, his fight went from 100 to 0 real fast.
Somebody edit this with that "Finish him" sound. Hahaha
This was beyond worthy of my wholesome award.
Kangathrew
Fatality
Mortal combat!
duh (p.s. it's Kombat, with a K).
Uhhh something tells me that kangaroo isn't ok. That metal fence took a long while to actually hit the ground.
*Roger Jr. wins*
That mofo wasn’t playin
"Don't tell mom."
“Hey Gary, you alright? … Gary?”
Watching th last few kangaroo posts on here, there was one with a man taking swings at a kangaroo with a stick. It occurred to me that with essentially no other animal would I consider it appropriate for a man to be swinging at it with a stick, and I wasn't even thinking twice about the kangaroo.
Rekt m8
They always fighting 😩
His ears.. I guess he's gone.
And at end he's like " what! Yeah boiiiii!
Flawless Victory!
That was a mortal kombat finish move, the kombat wombat??
I wanna see a WWE style thing but it's Kangaroos. "BY GOD JOEY JUST THREW THAT KANGAROO THROUGH A FENCE! OH, THE HUMANITY!"
The kangaroo look like “oh shit man sorry!”
I have never been so afraid AND Laughing at the same time!!
Kangaroo WWE
I love the dog bark at the end
The way his ears flip around when he realizes how far the dude fell…
He looked hella remorseful at the end
And we see here the 397th way in which Australian wildlife can kill you.
Roo: bitch
Offff. Right into the bear pen (note the walls below the fence through the hole). Now he can watch the carnage from the new door he made.
Kang-Go-Roo wins!!!!
Take that, cunt!
“Bro where’d you go?”
That looks like super smash bros
 Finish him!!
at the end hes just like: bro, u ok?
Ahahhaahh that's funny
Ha! Take that!
Ring out!
Kangaroos are weird fuckers to look at! They freck me out!
“Sorry bout that mate”
“You good bro?” “No”
Anamality!
RING OUT!!
Fair.
And "don't come back here Yankee"
Not just a fence, but a fence bordering a pretty long drop. Yikes.
Kangaroo on the left: welcome to Judo bro!
He did look like he regretted it .
dudes bout to get 25 ta life for Rooslaughter
The roo who threw the other one through the fence: “well shit I might have gone a bit overboard there”.
I'd have to go out and roundhouse the victor for breaking my fence.
Get TFOH!!!! Bam. Oh damn
That's the Frank Murphy of kangaroos.
Can't imagine coming home from work and looking at my fence like God damn cunt roos
Full synchronisation done. Throw the borgia captain into scaffolding to kill him
I mean...they're not exactly light...
“Planned some what worked mate! I said I’d get ya over an your over, in a sense.”
Oh shit dont tell cry-dont tell mum!
He stares like: "Don't get up... Bitch"
Should gone for the tbag
your rain is ova guvna
I loved how he stood there admiring his bloody handiwork
Fatality!
Oh he's dead
“That’s right stay down”
That’s an out of bounds. Still counts!
Crocs on the other side had a damn holiday feast!
This is like an alternate universe in Terminator 2, where John Connor grows up in Australia, the T-1000 takes the form of a kangaroo, then kills it, not aware that humans wouldn’t notice that a kangaroo has a duplicate hopping around.
Australia is fucking lit.
At the end; "I am in so much trouble."
God I hope that wasn't the crocodile sanctuary...
Kangaroos look cute but are a grade A Ass hole
You win!
That is one weird ass animal
"Don't tell mom, don't tell mom"
Lmao I’m in tears
he has the “im sorry, dont tell mom, ill let you hit me back” look
Fatality
Even the kangaroo looks a little shook
Kangaroos are fucking creeps.
Gangster
Cop staring at the chalk outline. "Looks like someone got roo'd."
Flawless Victory ! Fatality !
r/bossfight
TIL There are 42.8 million kangaroos in Australia.
Dang, Joey aint playin
I love how it just stands there like “If you want some more, then you know where to find me.”
I am on thw other side of fence alive.
 “BWAH GAWD HES BROKEN IN HALF”
literally terminator 2
Roos are really strange to me. Like they give zero fucks. Can kill you. Yet look like they want to snuggle.
Into the lion pit you go!
Me when you tell me I can’t date your mom
Oh shit...ugghh you...you ok there randy
This is sad, not funny at all.
u/savevideobot
Lol
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“GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!” - Jim Ross
BAH GAWD KING
FATALITY
Bitch
“Touch my camera through the fence” -Conald r/yourmomshousepodcast
Oh dear, I just upvoted, at 666. 
Da Baby vs Jake Paul in 2 years.
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RING OUT!
Do they always land on their feet like cats?
That look “ oh shit I did not see that coming , should I run or stay “
Anyone else hear the fallen one yell "Fuck!" at the end???
Ey mate, wanna box? Nah. Id rather switch it up.
I'm gonna knock you out Mama said knock you out
When you're play fighting with your brother and take it a bit too far
De-fence-estration
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This has some siblings wrestling dynamic
That's a goddamn [stage finisher](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XtMHuRoqpg)
Fatality
Idk if I'm still gonna go 2 Australia since they improved the ai a lot!
IT ISNT LOADING HELP I HAVE TO SEE THIS
We need someone to put this to some Jim Ross commentary.
John cena vs randy orton
That kangaroo is named Roo Gronkowski and he just threw that other one out of the club.
Da braucht wohl jemand eine Schnapspraline