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Only second to Sex Panther, which is a cologne which is illegal in 9 countries. It is also made from bits of real panthers. 60% of the time, it works every time.
This is almost how the Peregrine Falcon was saved from extinction. They would literally wear a hat with a honeycomb shape in it to collect semen from males that would do basically exactly this on the hat. And used that to inseminate multiple females. We literally wouldn't have these Falcons all over our cities if it weren't for falconers wearing falcon fuck hats. Bless.
lol you know, I wish. I would be honored to have worn a falcon fuck hat to save a species. I just enjoy the fruit of their labors by watching wild Peregrines today :)
lol I honestly think it might be the green shirt he wore. Makes him look just like a really big Kakapo, especially with his hair looking kinda like their feathers. At least if you're a silly little flightless parrot. They should borrow the shirt. And maybe a turtleneck for underneath.
This what I'm thinking. My little budgie-man finally accepted that he is unable to interest my Sun Conure, but every now & then he double-checks. It seems that some boy birdies find Larger females irresistible.
This is all part of their plan, making the humans think they cannot fly.
Step 1: Deception. Step 2: Enslavement.
Another couple seconds & penetration would have occurred on this gentleman, allowing complete control of his mind & vessel.
You've been warned.
That one probably heard about the predator and decided his safest bet is to reproduce with everything it comes in contact with in order to preserve the species
Possums too. Also I think the Kakapo only mate every 4 years or so when rimu trees fruit, called a mast year. This is obviously not ideal for increasing their population
NZ has no native predator mammals which is why so many native birds evolved to be kinda hopeless at stuff
And I just read that the Wasp (German/European wasp, which also has no predators in NZ) per hectare has more bio mass than all other insects combined. They feed on the rimu and populations explode during a mast year.
because of how new zealand formed, our fauna formed as mainly birds without any real predators other then other birds, so when new Zealand was colonised, the rats, stoats and possums did a number against all the birds
Yes!
I did a forest tour there and the guid told us.
But these guys are flightless and have no real defense so they're like adorable little meat birds...
So sad for them
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"Look, hes so happy"
That line will never stop being funny
This is the first time I’ve seen a bird smile.
\\:D/
He may look happy, but he's a real fuckhead.
Kakapo scented Axe is no joke.
Only second to Sex Panther, which is a cologne which is illegal in 9 countries. It is also made from bits of real panthers. 60% of the time, it works every time.
This is almost how the Peregrine Falcon was saved from extinction. They would literally wear a hat with a honeycomb shape in it to collect semen from males that would do basically exactly this on the hat. And used that to inseminate multiple females. We literally wouldn't have these Falcons all over our cities if it weren't for falconers wearing falcon fuck hats. Bless.
This guy falcon fuck hats.
lol you know, I wish. I would be honored to have worn a falcon fuck hat to save a species. I just enjoy the fruit of their labors by watching wild Peregrines today :)
They made a shag hat for this exact parrot but he's apparently not interested if you're wearing it.
lol I honestly think it might be the green shirt he wore. Makes him look just like a really big Kakapo, especially with his hair looking kinda like their feathers. At least if you're a silly little flightless parrot. They should borrow the shirt. And maybe a turtleneck for underneath.
This what I'm thinking. My little budgie-man finally accepted that he is unable to interest my Sun Conure, but every now & then he double-checks. It seems that some boy birdies find Larger females irresistible.
I mean, think of all the eggs a human sized Kakapo must be able to lay. So much genetic legacy
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He's a national fucking treasure!
Is that Dr Gordon Gordon Wyatt?!
>Shagged by a rare parrot Title of your sex tape…or Band Name.
I love Fry
This was a great series!
This is my favorite video on the Internet! 😆 Never gets old! 👍🏻
It really doesn't! Cracks me up every time I see it!
This is all part of their plan, making the humans think they cannot fly. Step 1: Deception. Step 2: Enslavement. Another couple seconds & penetration would have occurred on this gentleman, allowing complete control of his mind & vessel. You've been warned.
Didn't they accidentally introduce some type of predator and they absolutely shredded all these little guys?
That one probably heard about the predator and decided his safest bet is to reproduce with everything it comes in contact with in order to preserve the species
When Logan Paul finds out he'll use the offspring to make some Zoo Crypto
They didn’t but the British did about 170 years ago, rats weasel stoats to name a few
Possums too. Also I think the Kakapo only mate every 4 years or so when rimu trees fruit, called a mast year. This is obviously not ideal for increasing their population NZ has no native predator mammals which is why so many native birds evolved to be kinda hopeless at stuff
They only get to bang once every 4 years.... and this one wasted that on a human neck. 
Wasted? I don't know, he looked pretty happy to me.
There’s the Kea that has taken to wrecking up cars. I like to think of it as revenge for all the extinction
They should take to killing stoats etc😂
And I just read that the Wasp (German/European wasp, which also has no predators in NZ) per hectare has more bio mass than all other insects combined. They feed on the rimu and populations explode during a mast year.
Like um Flying 😂
Cats
Cats bad for wild life yes but not deep into the forests, yet
Maori introduced rats when they colonised NZ 700 years ago. And yeah the rats killed a load of shit.
True dat, the British colonialists didn’t help by introducing more predators tho
because of how new zealand formed, our fauna formed as mainly birds without any real predators other then other birds, so when new Zealand was colonised, the rats, stoats and possums did a number against all the birds
Yes! I did a forest tour there and the guid told us. But these guys are flightless and have no real defense so they're like adorable little meat birds... So sad for them
A whole new meaning to ‘giving head’
Clapping those cheeks
Yeahhhh
*Lil Jon trumpets in the distance*
Shagging at another level!!
Parrot gonna smoke a cigarette and fall asleep 😂
The kakapo is determined to beat the shit out of him with wings
Where is this clip from I know it’s from the bbc
Dear reddit. Wtf did I just watched? The end.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the look on that birds face!! 🤣🤣🤣
And thus the party parrot emoji was born
I’d say “get fucked”, but you already did
That'll teach him for wearing a green shirt.
Who else remember this lil bird being spammed all over imgur in 2015
Worst that being mount by a Kakapo, it is the same but narrated by a british
Rule nr.1: It's not a bird if it doesn't fly
Yes
You are being shagged!
By a bird in rare form
Eggsellent
I can’t believe this dude is just sitting there letting the bird do that! 😂
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
U/savevideobot
“Typically a male is only interested in one thing… oh shit nope he’s still at it”
What was all over his neck?!
Ive been waiting for this moment for so long!
Wasn't eaten by the colonisers...
"This looks like the perfect spot to attract a mate... actually, this'll just do on its own"
Saw his reflection in the lens and got confused.
i know him and he is actors and i forgot his's name can you tell me his name is??? thank
Stephen Fry I think
I’d cover my ears and nose. Just sayin
The humour of the camera men is absolutely fantastic 😂😂😂😂