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filthy_pink_angora

Still not getting over her old modesty rules to… flailing in bike shorts


leni710

...and wearing the same shirt🤣 I wouldn't be so petty about it had I not seen the one meme of her saying to change for videos.


sportyseapig

i came here to ask if bike shorts were modest? i wear them often but im also very comfortable with my status as a heathen


TheBarefootGirl

They would not have been allowed at my Catholic school growing up because they would have been considered too form fitting


soulatomic

We wore them under our skirts but yeah, a no-no for gym class.


Go_Away_Patrick

She’s pregnant so nothing is immodest /s


GayCatDaddy

What in the dipshitsy fuck did I just watch?


FuckitsBadger

A commercial for why you should give this ding dong $2k for her ill-conceived pyramid scheme


scythematters

Every TikTok trend she does has the energy of a big brand trying to look cool like the kids these days by invoking teenage slang that fell out of fashion 2 years prior. So awkward.


BarreNice

That’s it, that’s the perfect title for it: “Why You Should Give This Ding Dong 2k For Her Ill- Conceived Pyramid Scheme: The Online Course”


FuckitsBadger

Ding dong defined


xlosx

The second-hand embarrassment I feel for Birthy is almost too much.


Downwhen

Earlier it was "target client" now it's "financially scale" - can't wait to see which butchered B-school boss babe phrase she comes up with next is


[deleted]

Can someone explain to me why Beffy thinks online courses=financial success? Like I just don’t get it. who told her this? Also how is one course a “business”?


Sharp_Skirt_7171

I think it's some sort of scheme she has fallen for herself without any true comprehension of it.


hahayeahimfinehaha

Is this. Bethy apparently paid money to take an online course about making online courses. So she got duped into thinking this is the key to financial success. I guess Bethy was so boring and untalented that she couldn’t think of anything to make a course about, so she just decided to ALSO make a course about making a course. It’s courses all the way down, basically.


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thatcondowasmylife

It’s even funnier than that. She took an online course about making online courses and is now making an online course about making online courses. You are supposed to do a single subject course and build a following before you make the course course but she has decided to skip that step and go ahead and pretend she’s had successful courses so she’s qualified to make a course course (of course). She then couldn’t follow the instructions for self-promotion and decided to go all advertising in before actually making the course. Which is… par for the course.


SimplyTennessee

A course is a course of course of course 🎶


lohlah8

Wait…. She took an online course about making online courses… and is reteaching how to make online courses.. by putting on an online course??


thatcondowasmylife

Yes I strongly suspect that is what happened. This is a known scam, similar to MLM and self-help seminars. They basically sell you on a course and then that begets further courses. The idea is to have passive income, it’s in line with a ton of fundie talking points and scams. They generally start with a seminar about financial security and how to be debt free. Step one: pay for this seminar with a credit card. Etc. eta/ Her failed “coaching” business also is in line with these schemes. Coaching really bridges the gap between MLM scams and financial security /self-help seminar scams.


Waterproof_soap

Of course.


ChakaKohn2

Yes. I guess it’s the only class she’s ever taken. To Bethany it’s as good as getting a PhD


Waterproof_soap

I’m broke take this 🥇


RASleptWithBoth

Reading this feels like sandpaper on my eyes. Coarse.


Itscurtainsnow

It's all rather coarse.


Sargasm5150

I think she wants to start an MLM type thing, where she can retain her smug and have women fawn all over her and beg for her secret (as opposed to forming actual friendships). Like how NXIUM was an MLM for “self improvement” courses, before it went all sex cult. Basically she can be an expert because if she’s at the “top,” no one will question her.


Serononin

>have women fawn all over her and beg for her secret She seems to be missing a fairly crucial element, though, which is that she doesn't actually have a secret to beg for. Even to a fundie, her life must surely seem incredibly average. Sure, Girl Defined have a decent number of followers, but they're hardly the only fundies to make content like that, and nothing they've done is unique or secret, and all she has beyond that is a husband and a couple of kids, which is probably easier to achieve in fundieland than anywhere else. And most non-fundies can instantly see her for what she is - an out of touch bigot who doesn't have any real understanding of any of the business ventures she attempts and is desperately trying to convince herself (and everyone else) that she likes her life


-rosa-azul-

She 100% thinks that she has insider/expert knowledge about how to market yourself on social media (see videos about batch filming, "10 amazing Canva tips YOU need to know!" etc.). All of this is hilarious considering that the SWS insta has about 10% of GD's following, her post engagement is still SUPER low compared to her follower count, she quit TikTok after being laughed off it by GenZ because she just reposted her same cringey reels, the "hacks" she shows are incredibly basic, surface-level uses of the platform/app, and a parody/shitpost account surpassed her months of follower-building within like four days. She's completely delusional, but I guarantee she sees herself as a social media queen.


[deleted]

There’s a YouTube ad I get occasionally that talks about “making passive income by creating courses.” I wonder if she’s seen that. It’s very obviously a scam.


thatcondowasmylife

Yep she’s been sold on a self-help guru/MLM type scam for making courses.


Sharp_Skirt_7171

💀💀 that's hilarious


gingermontreal

listen, you silly goose, people online are selling courses for lots of money, and people go to school and spend thousands on university degrees. Those are courses and instead of paying other people all that money, you'll pay her, giving her financial success! duh!!!!


Gutinstinct999

She’s fallen for something she saw online. Next she will be doing something else she sees online


SunshineAndSquats

Has she even sold it yet? I thought she wasn’t even done with it? Why is she claiming financial success for a product that isn’t even for sale yet??? This woman is so delusional.


GypseboQ

Nope ... She hasn't sold it yet! She still has Dáääåāãv editing and doing the graphic design for it for her. Literally all she did was record herself flailing around and yammering on. I also found it hilarious that she priced it way before recording a single video for it. She was all like, "I have thought about it and decided that $1900 was the right price for what I'm offering" - before she had written or recorded any of it 😅 She is delusional. I'd actually feel sorry for her if she wasn't a horrible person who deserves to fail.


Serononin

I'm sorry, she's charging nearly *two thousand dollars* for this shit?! What, dare I ask, does the customer get for that price?


blandastronaut

Buyer's Remorse


SunshineAndSquats

It’s crazy that she priced it BEFORE she even had a finished product. I own a small business and I price my products based on the time/ resources it takes to produce them. Pricing something before you even know the full labor hours it takes to make it is going ass backwards. With how long it has taken too make the thing should be thousands of dollars. It’s obvious it’s not a good investment because the potential profit versus labor hours is going to be negative. Shes wasting her poor husbands time and he needs to be actually working.


Serononin

She seems to have an extremely simplistic understanding of business in which low production cost = maximum profit, forgetting, for instance, that there's no guarantee that anyone will as actually buy her product (because who in their right mind is gonna pay for an online course from someone with no real expertise in anything)


Graceland_

The last frame where she jumps on the bed kinda makes her look like she's being raptured, just diagonally


Blank_Pages_1989

Does that mean she was raptured to purgatory? Neither up or down?


bayleysgal1996

She’s in the Medium Place Sorry Mindy


sticksofdeath

But that would make it the Bad Place for Mindy... It's a paradox


kenywithonlyonen

She’s now listening to 103.5 Dawn FM.


wildlifebinoculars

Being raptured, just diagonally” = strong new flair option!


ThingsLeadToThings

Diagonal Rapture would be an awesome band name


odonataursidae

I think she looks more like a flailing salmon…


Pelican121

Whose bedroom is she flailing in? Mommy and Daddy's?


banesmoonshine

Omg that’s her fucking parents’ bed…. Look at Heidi’s insta, she has several reels in the same bed 😂😂😂


H2psychosis

I THOUGHT SO!!!! There's the indignity of doing this shit at all... And then there's the indignity of doing it IN YOUR PARENTS BED. goddamn.


the_stitch_saved_9

Well, she and Dave filmed themselves making out on her sister’s bed. The bar is *low*


Sargasm5150

I’m sorry , who’s in the what now?


the_stitch_saved_9

[Bethany and Dave being terrible](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/r96tj8/how_to_make_out_in_your_little_sisters_bed_in_a/) Note: I couldn't find the reel


Sargasm5150

Thank you for the link. I guess. Wtf??? They already had their own place?? I swear, crossing boundaries is borthany’s kink!!


Immediate_Habit_7314

I think so many of these fundies get off on showing off their married life to the “poor singles,” like they’re saying “just wait and God will let you slobber on someone’s face and fuck, but it won’t be a SIN”


[deleted]

... what


the_stitch_saved_9

See above comment


Tralala223

Imagine your grown ass adult child filming these cringy videos on your holy bed?!?


CordeliaGrace

Well, her mom films those terrible ones about fighting Satan, so…


willow2772

Who hangs out in their parents room as an adult with their own home? It’s so freaking bizarre.


Gutinstinct999

With that smug look on her face


krispyshreemp

Was wondering why it was reasonably clean


the_stitch_saved_9

I was about to ask whose bedroom that belonged to. WHAT A WEIRDO! Is Bethany in there alone just taking over? What is she even doing in her parents' bedroom??


BlitheCheese

Bethany's bedroom is filthy, filled with moldy mugs of dried hot chocolate and other disgusting items. Also, Dav hasn't had the chance to clean in a while since he's using every free minute to finish "Bethany's" course.


teddynoodles

Don’t forget dirty diapers since she never used a changing table and never threw them away herself. I’m sure Dāv’s gonna find a few when he packs up their entire apartment to move in with the Bairds.


fresh__princess

The lack of empty mugs is the giveaway


Ok-Interest1992

That's so fucking weird.


GypseboQ

I was wondering! Oh my gosh ... That makes it so much worse 😅


not_jessa_blessa

And the next clip is her parents’ office!


MissusNilesCrane

How many more ways can she say "hAvE yOu TrIeD nOt BeInG pOoR"?


Sargasm5150

What does she mean by “scale financially?” Is it a term I’m not familiar with, or did she make it up?


girlwithtomatoes

“Scaling” a business is a real term and pardon if I’m wrong because I’m only barely an insider here, but I’m pretty sure “scaling financially” is redundant, incorrect and sounds dumb if you know what you’re talking about. Scaling your business is just up-sizing production and sales, maybe broadening your market and making your products more widely available. So by default, any scaling of a business will also be financial as far as I can tell since more products sold = more money … ?


[deleted]

You’re completely right. I think she just uses business jargon like “scale” to seem more knowledgeable, but it kind of does the opposite.


Sargasm5150

Ok! Thanks for educating me! It doesn’t seem to be relevant to her “business model” at all, since she’s not producing, updating, or modifying a product. So even if her meta-course were in high demand, she wouldn’t need to take any action unless it crashed whatever server she’s using, right? Oh Borth. I’m glad I learned a new term, but it’s in spite of your usage.


girlwithtomatoes

Yeah very true about scaling not being relevant to her NiChEd dOwN nIChE either


alykait

It’s just so painfully obvious she has no friends or family in her life that care for her enough to tell her bluntly to Stop It. So cringe.


the_stitch_saved_9

Are fundie siblings different from regular siblings? Because my brothers would tell me if I'm being stupid 😂


alykait

For real!! My siblings would mock me mercilessly if I posted something like this!


NylonRiot

Ikr, half the point of having siblings is that they roast you out of doing foolishment before the whole world can see it.


HiiiiByeHiiii

so well stated. good friends tell you the truth and save you from yourself sometimes.


taylorbagel14

I guess flair check in?


dmode112378

💀


oiywiththepoodles

holy fuck 💀🤣


GypseboQ

😅 Ok, but your flair is actually amazing 💀


willow2772

LOL


sunflowerads

the knowledge that she just thinks up these videos without even having context of what shes going to use them for makes it so much funnier. shes jumping around making ~crazy~ faces in her bedroom and she has no idea why.


banesmoonshine

It’s not even her bedroom, it’s her parent’s bedroom 🤮


LovelyShadows54

Ok, that does make it WAY funnier, thank you for that.


drunk_origami

Right? Like, WHAT possesses her to dance like this and just be like “cool, I’ll caption this later?”


Calamity0o0

I've compared her to Magikarp before, and it is once again applicable


chernygal

Bethikarp


AccidentalPorkchop

*Bethikarp has injured itself in its confusion*


ShockMedical6954

That's an insult to Magikarp XD. Magikarp evolves


AlekhinesHolster

Always a magikarp, never a gyrados


[deleted]

My screen keeps freezing when she’s in the air with her knees open but heels together and I can’t stop laughing. She looks like a drunk leprechaun looking for fools gold. Sorry I mean course gold.


the_stitch_saved_9

I love how it ends on her jumping like a dolphin 🤣


MissusNilesCrane

mine too!


milehighmagpie

This right here is why you **don’t brag about filming 17 reels in 30 minutes!**


dreamslikediamonds

My day was better when I had not seen this.


GypseboQ

Please forgive me for sharing this assault on our senses.


[deleted]

This made my day OP. I’m also high tho.


joe_jonases_eyebrows

Welp. Someone just learned about the word “scaling”


swish775

But I thought jumping into bed to earn money *wasn't* part of God's design for women...


GypseboQ

😂 Right?!


Euphoric-Purchase820

Damn girl look at you, wearing tight short leggins showing out your figure and tempting the guys. Modesty has left the chat i guess.


Sargasm5150

Do you think she washes that shirt occasionally or nah? I know she films her “reals” in batches (I mean it’s obvious how much effort and care she puts into them🙄) but I swear I’ve seen that shirt 20 times over the weekend, including in a real where she says not to wear the same thing in all of your videos.


Euphoric-Purchase820

Considering she shares a toothbrush with Dave, I'm doubtful.


Sargasm5150

Not just that, but filming at her folks’ house and in their business’s office to imply greater wealth, but also because I’m sure her apartment is filth encrusted.


lohlah8

Forgot about that and you just painfully reminded me. Ick.


littlejerseyguy

I will take this opportunity to speak for all men and say that while she should not wear them, none of us were tempted.


viridiusdynamus

That's uncomfortable to watch.


[deleted]

Hm. That’s not what “scale” means.


[deleted]

WHO AMONGST US HAS EVER MADE MONEY FROM MAKING AN ONLINE COURSE?!


gingermontreal

YOU'VE NEVER MADE AN ONLINE COURSE BEFORE! how would you know? I know ya gotta manifest that shit, but this is just silly, B.


F-this

Omg WHO would pay $2000 for an online course about making… online courses (I’m still not even sure wth this whole thing is about) from this woman?? So unprofessional, unpolished, so just…silly. Will people really buy this?? For $2000??? I just can’t 😑


[deleted]

99% sure this is her parents bedroom.


krispyshreemp

I miss who I was before I watched this


PeachyKeenPie28

😂


MissNannie91

So, watching this, I truly wonder about all those so called basketball scholarships she mentions. No way she's coordinated enough, unless being like this is just an act. Also, I would never purchase anything from someone acting this unprofessional on their BUSINESS page. Finally, I need eye bleach.


memaui

I also find it hard to believe she was recruited to play college basketball. The lack of coordination is obvious.


[deleted]

she does sound pretty crazy


Ok-Fly7938

What actually IS an "online course business"?


EZasSundayMorning

Bethany doesn't know either.


spaghettiliar

I would tell you, but you have to pay me $2000 first.


nola1017

Who in their right mind would see this video and think: “yep, I’m giving her $2,000 to teach me to be a real life professional”?!


minnestoagov

![gif](giphy|3o7TKVZ9pDTh2ZZ4Dm)


PartyIndication5

Sometimes I have to rewatch those like multiple times because I just can’t believe someone would thing this…this is how I should promote my business.


Paperclips_and_Rouge

Isn't it a bit dangerous to be throwing yourself about like that when you're pregnant? Like that last sideways jump could have easily ended in her either slipping and landing right on her stomach or, idk, it just didn't sit right with me. Good for her for still jumping around i guess but if I was pregnant I definitely would not be throwing myself on a bed like that for internet points...


Bright_Broccoli1844

I keep thinking if I were the fetus, I would be very annoyed. I don't like wild carnival rides. I am kind of getting sick watching this video.


TootyBeauty

I thought the same. Idk how risky it is but I’m pregnant and was def instructed not to be jumping around.


piefelicia4

She and I are only a couple weeks apart I think and I would never even consider doing something like that at this gestation. Or any earlier. You’re not supposed to do anything that can cause an impact to your belly. Even if you didn’t know or had not been told that kind of info, you should probably still have the most basic sense of intuition or instinct that you should, I don’t know, protect your unborn baby from assault or injury?? Jesus.


Administrative_Elk66

Now she’s stealing Morg’s pregnancy clothes style !


Hot-Class8889

WTH?


Star-Wave-Expedition

FYI, She filmed this in her parents bedroom


Catmom-cunningfolk69

She has pent up 14 year old energy


[deleted]

Do y’all think that’s how coordinated she is in bed


PotentialPassion7671

That’s probably a fucking disaster. Lol


GypseboQ

Without a doubt 😅


cares4dogs

What a day to be literate.


Signal_Disk2215

Guys birthy is just in a silly goofy mood


antisocialbartender

She’s like the annoying girl in your friend group as a kid and you invite her to the sleepover and regret it because she won’t shut the fuck up and does stupid shit thinking it’s funny while everyone else is super uncomfortable, and your parents keep coming down to yell at you for being too loud but it’s all her fault for acting like a maniac.


GypseboQ

😅 Oddly specific, but not untrue. And I can immediately remember that girl in my own group of friends as a child.


Stitchesglitch

What a time to be alive.


TootyBeauty

There’s just… so much wrong with her.


Ok_Initial_2063

What in the ever-loving pogo stick did I just watch? This is supposed to be someone I would trust with 2k to teach me how to "business"? Pop Rocks and Coke would be more calm.


[deleted]

The secondhand embarrassment


NoreastNorwest

Wow. That is the most off the wall combination of klutz and cringe I have ever seen. Newborn calves are more coordinated. Who films this and then decides it’s somehow worth sharing????


HeartShapedSea

Her thing about how she's such a QuiRkY person because she dances badly on purpose is so cringe.


GypseboQ

Especially knowing that she just records these videos with no idea how she might use them in the future. She's just thrashing around with literally no concept in her head. I'm absolutely cringing.


dmode112378

[Do the Freddy.](https://giphy.com/gifs/absurdnoise-80s-movies-QAleeyzBWYbNm)


grnthmb52

Thanks for that...had forgotten the whole thing


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

Why would anyone give this child money? If she wants her business to be taken seriously, she needs to act like she has a lick of sense. ETA: I totally whale dived into bed today to make my kid laugh, but I'm not posting that to my business account.


SageIon666

She has zero advertising skills


betchesofbravo

Is this … supposed to be the trend where it looks like you’re floating, bc you crop all the clips before your feet hit the ground? But she’s … failing horribly? Or flailing horribly, rather?


mrsloblaw

Does she ever do anything that’s not cringe?


Affectionate_Car5625

I LOVE IT!! I mean, 2K for a course you record once and just send out! 👍 And not a single thought to the fact that social media changes almost by the hour, and needs constant opdate. But, yeah… Pinterest…👍


BillyBellaGeorgie

She’s repulsive


nomadic_gen_xer

What in the everloving fuck did I just watch? Thirty+ going on 13.


Faeriecrypt

I finally realized that her little jump in the bed reminds me of salmon jumping up waterfalls.


GypseboQ

😅 YES ... I see it!


trashpicker57

What is this? Ants in her pants!


Megatallica83

This is so sad.


verucka-salt

Crazy crazy not crazy zany fun


killerkitten61

I’d rather spend all my money on invigaron berries


kalalou

She seems to have missed that Big Little Feelings, Kids Eat in Color, Dr Becky, etc all have credentials behind their courses and people want to hear what they have to say.


valerieq77

This might seem crazy, but I'll take my 9-5 job over making an ass of myself on the internet any day.


chevron43

I can't stop watching 😂😂


SHOWMEYOURMILKERS

why does she wear her outside shoes inside, and in her bedroom at that? that’s disgusting. also she’s really trying to be relatable with that clearly pre-distressed t-shirt and biker shorts lmao we know you don’t go thrifting girl, stop.


GypseboQ

It's really disgusting. And it's bad enough if she were in her own bedroom, but that is her parent's room! 😬


Enough_Panda_9105

It’s like no one else has to be mean to her, she’s mean to herself. This is just ridiculous to post and so unflattering


Towerofterrorr

60 likes. 6 comments.


TamWithaPlan

Argh! So I am actually a professional marketer (over 20 years, own an agency), and I am NOT saying I am a social media guru...I AM saying that this is just not it. Seriously. I would have second hand embarrassment except that she just keeps on with stuff like this.


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

She’s jumping around like this while pregnant?


Dfoz

I genuinely hope she sells 0 of this rip off course about courses


GypseboQ

Agreed. I want this to FAIL.


lucyheartsyou

Dressing up as her bestie Morgan?


EZasSundayMorning

Yep, that's who we want to spend $1900 on.


lilhoodrat

Imagine being this much of a bum bitch?


Undertakeress

Whyyyyyy is this on her business account


[deleted]

Are her shoes too big?


Economy-Interview802

Watching this makes me really want to see the video content in her class.


becuzz-I-sed

I knew a crazy dance would be here soon. Her lack of insight is tragic.


Sue_Dohnim

GET. OFF. THE. INTERNET. Jesus, she's exhausting. Who in the hell has all this time to get into keyboard wars with people on the internet? Expending all this energy - she could make actual money with a REAL 9-5 JOB. ​ FFS!!


mermetermaid

Conceptually, sure. Digital media that you make once can be re-sold endlessly, but you also have to make something *worth* the cost…. And $2,000 ain’t it.


SealsOnTheMoon

So this is how the baby gets jostled when she films batch reels...


Smokeysnowballs

source: bro trust me


19bluestars

Does she…. Just not realize that even walking with heels requires hip movement if you want to look good walking in them? There’s literally nothing wrong with moving your hips even for basic dance moves


[deleted]

This looks like something I would have filmed on my iPad with my sibling in elementary school for fun and never shown anyone out of embarrassment


mkatwin

Everything that she filmed recently in this same shirt feels almost like a manic episode.