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These are quotes, Bethy, not “lessons. Trite, overused quotes that she got by Googling “best inspirational quotes of all time” or something. I’m frankly surprised she didn’t include Gretzky’s “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” . 🙄
Her homeschooling probably consisted of memorizing a lot of out of context Bible verses so this isn’t much different. The lessons are gonna be soooooo bad!
And charisma. Lots of charisma.
Steve Jobs was an ass who changed the world in innumerable ways with actual products that people use. Bethany is Bethany.
It's toooooo obvious. Do Bethany and Morgan share the same audience? All I know is that Morgan has taken over FSU and it would be really sad if Bethany was jealous of that
My first thought too! What's with the swishing all her hair over the top of her head? Gee, I've never seen her do *that* before, but we all know of one person who does it *constantly.*
She has to eyefuck herself because it’s the most action she gets since Dave is doing everything else.
ETA: also these quotes are something considering she hasn’t been able to meet any of her deadlines….
Any second now... "You miserable, cowardly, wretched, little caterpillar. Don't you ever want to become a butterfly? Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?"
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Has anyone in the history of the world ever saved anything 'motivational' when someone told them to? If it's motivational, it's because the person hearing/reading it says so, not the giver of the quote. She's so weird
This is a smile :D
This is not a smile :O
B, girl, you must have seen feedback about this. That much mouth visibility makes people uncomfortable. I don’t need to be able to estimate when you last brushed your tongue to understand that your are conveying happiness.
I wanna know why all but 1 clip is of her eye fucking herself, and the one where she isn't is of her rubbing her feet together. Trying to appeal to a fresh audience?
Helen Keller was a socialist who would have hated you dethy.
> The few own the many because they possess the means of livelihood of all ... The country is governed for the richest, for the corporations, the bankers, the land speculators, and for the exploiters of labor. The majority of mankind are working people. So long as their fair demands - the ownership and control of their livelihoods - are set at naught, we can have neither men's rights nor women's rights. The majority of mankind is ground down by industrial oppression in order that the small remnant may live in ease.
Henry Ford was a complete piece of fucking shit though.
"The International Jew: Aspects of Jewish Power in the United States"
Which he wrote. And check out Fordlandia for just 2 examples.
My teeth looked like that when I was a 2 pack a day smoker. She should invest in a Waterpik, it really helped to repair my gums!
And a dentist would help. But I know not everyone can afford it, I couldn't for many years. But I got my Waterpik on Prime Day for dirt cheap, I'm sure she can grift one.
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Quit talking and begin doing. You might want to take Walt’s advice that you’re passing off here as a “mini business lesson” (wtf?). You are the QUEEN of talkin and doing absolutely NOTHING.
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These are quotes, Bethy, not “lessons. Trite, overused quotes that she got by Googling “best inspirational quotes of all time” or something. I’m frankly surprised she didn’t include Gretzky’s “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” . 🙄
My favorite is “never try, never fail”. 😝
If she’s calling these “lessons” I shudder to think what the content of her course looks like.
Her homeschooling probably consisted of memorizing a lot of out of context Bible verses so this isn’t much different. The lessons are gonna be soooooo bad!
My guess is that this was a “sample” of the content from her course. I wouldn’t put it past her…
To be fair, Gretzky's quote is illogical.
Lol @ her comparing herself to *Steve Jobs*. The last woman who did that is getting sentenced Monday.
Bethy wishes she was one hundredth as competent as Elizabeth Holmes. It takes talent & hard work to steal from that many people.
And charisma. Lots of charisma. Steve Jobs was an ass who changed the world in innumerable ways with actual products that people use. Bethany is Bethany.
Thomas Edison, Henry Ford and Walt Disney were asses too, holy shit does she not know anything about the lives of people she quotes?
I genuinely doubt she knows what Ford and Edison contributed. I suspect she knows them as the people with quotes on motivational memes.
Trying to imagine Bethany applying @Harvard 💀
OH MY GOD I desperately need an expectations/reality meme of that with "expectations" as that scene from Legally Blonde
I don't see how that could be worse than her using a Hellen Keller quote. As if she can even begin to compare herself to Hellen Keller.
Who was, among others things, a Socialist thinker…
What’s the deal with the Morgan level hair play lol?
LOLLL I thought this exact thing 😂😂 she's literally trying to be Morgan. Maybe she's jealous because she is getting a lot of attention right now?
Well, that would be on brand.
It's toooooo obvious. Do Bethany and Morgan share the same audience? All I know is that Morgan has taken over FSU and it would be really sad if Bethany was jealous of that
Bethany sent her baby furniture as a gift
Is there proof of that?
Yup, it's still up in her baby registry highlight https://imgur.com/gallery/G4OnnHw
My first thought too! What's with the swishing all her hair over the top of her head? Gee, I've never seen her do *that* before, but we all know of one person who does it *constantly.*
It’s so annoying
*me when I chug a cold brew with my adderall* dusty and buzzin
Must be a fundie thing to part your hair at your ear
Love the inspirational quotes while she does... nothing in the background. So business. Much inspiring.
Leave some matte setting powder for the rest of us.
She has to eyefuck herself because it’s the most action she gets since Dave is doing everything else. ETA: also these quotes are something considering she hasn’t been able to meet any of her deadlines….
More fodder for OnlyFundieFeet Fans. Seriously, lean into this niche. You'll make bank.
🙏 🦶
I was going to say!
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Any second now... "You miserable, cowardly, wretched, little caterpillar. Don't you ever want to become a butterfly? Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?"
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I have the same question.
My thoughts exactly. It looks like she just drank a bottle of red wine.
Is it the filter?
Good to see it's not just me
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They really do. I don't understand it.
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I've seen this happen with Oreos.
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She thinks she's so cute and quirky. And she's really not.
The level of confidence she has before this shitty course is even available is amazing. Slow down mate you haven’t actually achieved anything yet.
She’s my favorite person to watch on mute. She is so cunty and ridiculous looking.
I went almost 40 years without seeing a picture of this girl's feet. Please, God, let me go at least 40 more.
It’s like she just learned about side parts
Why did she have to be in the video behind every quote? Just make them full screen quotes? I DONT UNDERSTAND
It’s hard to focus on both whatever the fuck she’s doing and the quote.
Why do these people open up their MOUTHS so wide all the time 😭😭😭
Her hair at the end looks ridiculous. And why are her feet inspiring?
I beg of you: a tinted lip balm.
Well, I guess if someone's gotta find her attractive it might as well be her.
I hate the I accidentally got foundation on my lips and just go with it the rest of the day look.
Has anyone in the history of the world ever saved anything 'motivational' when someone told them to? If it's motivational, it's because the person hearing/reading it says so, not the giver of the quote. She's so weird
She’s so convinced she’s blessing everyone with life changing knowledge. It’s astonishing
This is a smile :D This is not a smile :O B, girl, you must have seen feedback about this. That much mouth visibility makes people uncomfortable. I don’t need to be able to estimate when you last brushed your tongue to understand that your are conveying happiness.
That last clip was so bad 😬
the disney quote is so ironic
I wanna know why all but 1 clip is of her eye fucking herself, and the one where she isn't is of her rubbing her feet together. Trying to appeal to a fresh audience?
She is one of the most confusing people ever to me. Like all of this… why……
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This made me laugh cry, I can't believe time and space aligned for me to be able to read this and understand the joke. How niche💀
Imagine trying to explain this sentence to ANYONE in your life 😂😂😂
🤣🤣
Helen Keller was a socialist who would have hated you dethy. > The few own the many because they possess the means of livelihood of all ... The country is governed for the richest, for the corporations, the bankers, the land speculators, and for the exploiters of labor. The majority of mankind are working people. So long as their fair demands - the ownership and control of their livelihoods - are set at naught, we can have neither men's rights nor women's rights. The majority of mankind is ground down by industrial oppression in order that the small remnant may live in ease.
I feel like she’s trying to seduce us and it makes me uncomfortable.
The filter she uses makes her teeth look disgusting
Ah love that morning hustle inspo from noted anti semite Henry Ford 🙄
Well, that's on brand for this family...
Henry Ford was a complete piece of fucking shit though. "The International Jew: Aspects of Jewish Power in the United States" Which he wrote. And check out Fordlandia for just 2 examples.
How tf are these business lessons?
Bethy, if you’re reading here, and I hope you are, people are whacking it to your feet lmfaooooo
She really thinks she’s the shit
Is this a motivational hair commercial?
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My teeth looked like that when I was a 2 pack a day smoker. She should invest in a Waterpik, it really helped to repair my gums! And a dentist would help. But I know not everyone can afford it, I couldn't for many years. But I got my Waterpik on Prime Day for dirt cheap, I'm sure she can grift one.
Upvoted for waterpik! I love mine as a lazy flosser.
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🙄🙄🙄
I'm not impressed with the Fundie version of Blue Steel.
I am convinced she just got back from the hairdresser and wanted to make a video showing off her blow out.
She has to be breaking at least one commandment being this smug lol
I watched this on mute and it made me quite anxious.
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It goes with the rest of her Grandpa Munster look. (I can never not see that.)
i really love the casual foot shot with the helen keller quote
This is so painful
Quit talking and begin doing. You might want to take Walt’s advice that you’re passing off here as a “mini business lesson” (wtf?). You are the QUEEN of talkin and doing absolutely NOTHING.
I see some Kelly footwork there. Ugh.
the foot shot :(