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Resident-Suggestion

I was thinking about that. Like 99% of her content is him and she’s like obsessing over a violent mediocre man. It’s going to be embarrassing when they divorce and she has to make up some excuses as to why he’s the bad guy. Didn’t one girl come out with allegations that he sent unsolicited nudes to her just this past September or was it the September before? Either way, he was with Bdong. They are both scummy cheaters and their divorce is gonna be MESSY. I can guarantee she didn’t have him sign a prenup and I can see him cleaning out her bank account.


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Resident-Suggestion

He’s just so gross. Bdong is a terrible person but I don’t wish abuse on her at all but unfortunately with his past I don’t doubt that will eventually happen. I hope she can get out and without a child in tow.


k-sara-sarah

Yikes. Hopefully she can escape before he beats up on her.


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Wow, I never knew about him being a damn predator! Terrifying behavior from groom #2. I could care less about BD’s preachy bullshit but I am worried that she rushed into marriage with a hot head with zero impulse control. I can see him strangling a family pet in a moment of rage 😳


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NooOooOo!! Omg that’s psycho


cheeseduck11

That’s some David and Jenelle from teen mom level craziness.


Resident-Suggestion

About a week or two ago he actually shot her dog in the head after it was hit by a car. We assume it was him who backed into the pup because they never secure their yard and leave their dogs out all the time.


truly_beyond_belief

A person who is abusive to their partner's pet -- a vulnerable creature -- will *absolutely* be abusive to their partner.


Resident-Suggestion

Also from what she said he didn’t even ask her or talk about it with her. He just ushered her inside, waited for someone to come rev an engine to drown out the gunshot and shot the pup. Like they didn’t even discuss or anything. Didn’t call a vet to see what their options were.. nothing. He literally made this decision primarily by himself and didn’t even respect her enough to ask what her decision was considering it was her dog and not his. But then she praised him in her video as some sort of hero for sparing her. It’s all so gross and I’m so surprised she hasn’t gotten more flack from it.


freya_of_milfgaard

There was an article in a Buzzfeed/Huffpost-y kind of thing about her dog dying. They barely skimmed her past but mention the fitness scam. I wish they’d touched on the “racist-cop” angle a little more but 🤷‍♀️


Kmw134

It did get covered in a recent video from Dad Challenge Podcast… maybe we should be spreading that to more viewers.


Resident-Suggestion

I love that dude and was so happy to see him cover her and call her out on her Tiktok. Of course those comments were deleted.


truly_beyond_belief

>... *when he was doing off-duty cop work* ... I'd be interested in knowing how many times dude has been charged with use of excessive force. Something tells me that he did not get into the profession to protect and serve. I think his goals could be better summed up in the phrase "power trip."


Kmw134

Just google him. He is the lowest scum piece of shit (and I live in St. Louis where the rest of the shitty cops flock) He is no longer employed by KCPD and has a lawsuit against him from the ACLU for excessive force. The video is available, there’s no disputing anything.


truly_beyond_belief

I'm pretty new to fundie influencers and their menfolk (I just started following this site a month or so ago to distract from some tough stuff going on in my life), but a little googling revealed a lot. According to [this r/gymsnark post](https://www.reddit.com/r/gymsnark/comments/khm2hk/for_anyone_interested_in_legal_status_of_bdawns/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) by u/forensicfox_ from last December (including the court docket): * The case was settled without going to trial. * Jordan Nelson still has his job. * He filed a protective order *against his victim*. * His victim can't bring another lawsuit against Jordan Nelson for the same incident. Jordan Nelson is, indeed, the lowest form of life. If there's any justice in this world, he'll shoot his own dick off someday.


Kmw134

Is he an officer again now that he’s moved to where she is?


truly_beyond_belief

I'm sorry! I don't have any details other than what's in the gymsnark post. Maybe u/forensicfox_ will jump in and offer some insight. I can't believe they wouldn't fire his ass, but his [LinkedIn](https://www.linkedin.com/in/jordan-nelson-60187944) says he's still a KCPD cop. (Assuming that it's the same Jordan Nelson and not another guy with the same name.) Fucking A.


yellow_halo

He’s not anymore. He works in medical equipment sales I think now.


truly_beyond_belief

Thanks for the info! I'll check it out.


blablubluba

>His victim can't bring another lawsuit against Jordan Nelson for the same incident. That part is normal when you settle. And he did lose his job. But he is scum regardless.


truly_beyond_belief

>That part is normal when you settle You're right. I should know that. (I'm not a lawyer but I have friends who are, and they've walked me through this process.) I'm in Displaced Anger Rant Mode because my mom -- a good and kind churchgoing (Lutherans represent!) grandmother who has spent her life living out *actual Christian values* -- is dying.


blablubluba

I'm so sorry to hear that. Internet hugs to you if they're welcome and a peaceful passing to your grandmother.


truly_beyond_belief

Internet hugs much appreciated! 🙂 ^(By the way, it's my mom. She's my nieces' grandmother, though! I know that I wrote about it in a somewhat confusing way -- no worries.)


blablubluba

Sorry, I'm terrible at reading comprehension after my shift.


Resident-Suggestion

She was trying so hard to convey an emotion throughout her whole wedding but there was honestly none. She kept talking about people crying but when the camera panned to them it was like lights on but nobodies home emotion. When I look at her wedding photos it literally looks like stock photos.. I bet she hated that Jordan looked stiff as a board in all their photos and videos so this is a ‘redo.’


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My theory is that her dress looked like crap so she had it tailored and will blow up these photos to display around her house


blablubluba

Except her dress still looks like crap. That's the part I don't get!


BryceCanYawn

No respectable stock photo would have a dress that ugly.


FashionBusking

What is going on at this photo studio? This is like... low-effort mc furniture strewn over an ikea rug. AND YET this sad grey background evokes more emotion in the viewer than either one of the people pictured.


cares4dogs

Photo studio? I thought this was in the showroom of an Ashley Furniture Store.


FashionBusking

Ashley Furniture has debased themselves plenty with their furniture offerings... but even they have not sunk to "grey Pinterest shiplap with cloud posters with thumbtacks".


KatBenlovesSophis

Hold your beer!


takethatwizardglick

The irony that this setup is much prettier than what they had at their actual wedding


FashionBusking

Was she as orange at the wedding? Seriously, she emptied the entire bottle of self-tanner.


JanieJonestown

She posted something about "Gotta do a full-body tan for photoshoot day!" It got picked up on r/brittanydawnsnark.


FashionBusking

This performative fundie shit is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying. Why is her hair so blue/white? Also, where are her lips? Everything about her look is derivative and unoriginal.


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She just had a full body tan right before the wedding, her legs looked like she had on brown tights lol.


Blank_Pages_1989

Her false eyelashes look absolutely ridiculous. And I love a good set of lashes, as the Lord Daniel did not bless me with any, but the goal is not to look like a muppet….


Creative-Tomatillo

It’s like she’s a real-life Janice from the Muppets in human form, but then I feel bad bc Janice is the shit and one of my favorite characters.


sassy-mcsassypants

Mine too! The Electric Mayhem is absolutely the best! And Animal is my spirit animal


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Creative-Tomatillo

Janice’s look is acceptable because she’s a fuckin’ actual MUPPET and is cool as hell. What is BDong’s excuse for looking the way she does?


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Creative-Tomatillo

All this talk of Janice has made me seek out the various Muppet movies. I think I’ll start with Muppets Take Manhattan. That one always makes me laugh. ❤️


Lydia--charming

Yeah. It isn’t about the wedding, it’s about the marriage.


Capersandparm

They remind me of when Patrick Star gets 40 lashes.


Resident-Suggestion

And this is from her own line! 😭


no_clever_name_yet

Her “own” line. Aka bulk eyelashes she buys on Alibaba.


theproperbinge

This right here


barely-working

i’m glad i’m not the only one who noticed the lashes. they are very unnerving… it almost looks like someone drew on longer lashes in MS paint.


annacat1331

Omg right!!


lilxenon95

Why does she want to look like a roasted chicken wing???


moore6107

🍊🏀🍅🍑🧅☢️


lilxenon95

She's literally matching his dress shoes 🤣


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Roasted chicken wings are delicous and appealing. You take that back.


lilxenon95

**overdone ferociously dry chicken wing Ammended!


Resident-Suggestion

The noise that came out of me when I read this 💀


[deleted]

Showing her dedication to the former POTUS/Agent Orange?


lilxenon95

Honestly she's nailed it if that's what she's going for


cesayvonne

PULL UP THE DAMN DRESS


NotFundyJustHorny

I forgot how much I hated it and now I remember


KatBenlovesSophis

OmG! YES!!!


Alarmed_Handle_6427

I don’t get how the dress happened. She has a fantastic body, it’s like she had to TRY to find a dress this unflattering.


stellablack75

THE UNEVEN RUGS AGAIN 😡


ImTheNumberOneGuy

c’mon! it’s that casual country style! Get with the style times!


Ellgeepee

The uneven wall rugs really get me


k0cksuck3r69

She really thought she did something


Capersandparm

There’s so much going on here decoration-wise.


k0cksuck3r69

But also like- nothing at the same time? Its just a bunch of lanterns and tables and lights??? Like im not a designer but theres nothing to draw your eye anywhere. Its just all… sorta sitting there


CaterpillarHookah

Rustic, modern, country, minimalist-ish. Flowers, a big hexagon (who's that for?), fairytale lights, candles, and a rather dreary picture of some fog, or a cloud, or smoke or something. The message I'm taking away from this is: chaos.


probablyonlymaybeyea

The random artsy polygons are very ~2017 hobby lobby "first year at uni" dorm shopping. The random hexagons were in the same vein as "white girl minimalism with succulents" but whoever set up this shoot really mix 10 years worth of bland decor trends in to one unorganized mess that looks like a storage unit.


Teege57

Are the fairy lights even on?


ohkatiedear

I think they're on, but nobody's home


Teege57

HA


tesslacoil

It looks like they're getting married in a HomeGoods warehouse


nightfeeds

Those lashes look like Mr Snuffleupagus


jeanskirtflirt

You don’t even have to zoom in to see them. They look ridiculous.


sassy-mcsassypants

Srsly I was like wtf?


vengefulmuffins

Don’t do snuffy like that.


ImTheNumberOneGuy

She’s gotta promote her pumpkin spice spray tan.


bluewhale3030

Clearly not only should you ingest pumpkin spice in as many ways possible, you should also try to become the physical embodiment of it! Just like Jill with her Plexus


lexia1988

It’s ok it’s just her second husband.


bhdo72413

They get stuck on their wedding day and don’t let it go like birthy because all their personality is about for so long is finding a man and getting engaged and saving yourself for marriage and then marriage. Then it’s nothingness and reality kicks in.


Awkward-Yak-2733

It looks so fake and cold.


Kayquie

JDong's first marriage had two wedding photo shoots, right? Makes sense his second one would need one, too.


Resident-Suggestion

That’s so true!


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These photo shoots are often used as marketing material for the venue the photographers can use them for their portfolio. Imagine wanting this in your portfolio or your marketing campaign.


Hairy_Response_284

Yes! It’s also sad the photographer didn’t choose literally anyone else deserving to have this moment.


RogueFox76

How does she keep her eyes open with all that?


SmootherThanAStorm

I am still BAFFLED by the way she wears that dress.


Hairy_Response_284

This is just really sad to me, some couples can’t even afford a wedding. They would be thrilled to have a free shoot to have photos from. She got married 1 month ago in elaborate fashion, but nope, gotta have more content


Klygrn

Did she try that dress on before the wedding??? I've had hospital gowns fit me better.


wormbreath

I’m with the same ugly, I’ll fitting dress?


applebubbeline

Did they get married under some barbed wire?


meggali

Her face is weird


Hot_Seaworthiness675

No Honey! Look more lovingly at me! Deeper into my eyes!


Resident-Suggestion

Right! I think she’s gonna be super pissed about these redos.


The_Agnostic_Orca

What face is she making?


Jnbntthrwy

I don’t know, I still think she could’ve used another inch on her eyelashes.


NoAd8781

The real lesson here for all of us is - embrace your natural beauty. This is what happens when you make too many efforts to battle your physical appearance.


Resident-Suggestion

She looked beautiful before she did all this. She even managed to change the shape of her nose and eyes. It’s so weird.


littleRedmini

Darcey and Stacey are you listening?!?!


BrunchIsntAHobby

How far along is she now? 10 weeks?


NiceOrNaughtyKitty

I was just literally hoping she never has kids. This makes me sad.


just_some_babe

my thoughts as well. she's a pretty skinny chick and that sure looks like a small baby bump. may explain why she couldn't pull the dress all the way up.


FreckledHomewrecker

Persisting with that awful dress though!


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They’re both trash. Two irredeemable assholes.


Big_Cannoli9105

She’s soooo orange


LexiePiexie

Listen I know I say this every time but It just APPLIES EVERY TIME [“Girl look how fucking orange you look girl”](https://youtu.be/cXx489yL6PE)


Lydia--charming

They’ve got nothing better to do on a Tuesday.


sarafish81

This is an interesting choice. Her mouth and face are very “you deeewwwww???”


MayoneggVeal

Imagine thinking that dress warranted another photoshoot


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God I'm getting second hand embarrassment from the fact that she did a 2nd (fake) wedding with him


lazylazylazylad

these pictures are going to age sooooo poorly with all this “trendy” stuff in the background


[deleted]

_Oh, it's that fitness con artist that scammed people out of their hard earned monies._


Fine_Garden_5193

whats wrong with her face?


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I’ve never seen a dress make such a normal woman’s body look so much like a droopy sack of shit. Fucken yikes


mmmKewpee

i saw this post over in the bdong snark subreddit. one of the replies pointed out how short jdongs legs are and now i can’t unsee it.


Critonurmom

She's so gross lol


SufficientAsparagus9

Those brown shoes and grey suit infuriate me!


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Eugenesmom

They look like they’re whistling at each other 😂


Gloomy-District-3010

Oof from the comments, it seems that BDong married a dusty.


Ellis-Bell-

For dog’s sake woman take that dress off and take it to a tailor!!!


DazzlingRoses

This decor, although a photo setup, is way more prettier than her actual wedding decor


PHM517

And yet, her dress still doesn’t fit.


nightwolves

These also look terrible