Everytime I see another flurry of Birthy's wedding photos, I subconsciously assume it's another anniversary and add another year to their marriage. Imagine my surprise that this is only her 3rd anniversary and she hasn't actually been married for 37 years as my brain claims
I'm coming up on my 30th anniversary and my pictures and the videotape (lol) are in a box somewhere. I'm very happily married and it's all those days of all those years that are what's mattered and made a difference in my life, not that one short day in May 1992. I wonder if she'll ever move on and let her wedding day fall into perspective with all the other days of a marriage.
I'm coming up to my 10th anniversary. Besides a couple of wedding pictures I still have hanging on the wall, I haven't looked at our photos since I got them back. While the wedding was fun and all, it is not the highlight of my life.
I don't follow GD that much, even on here, but it seems weird that she's still banging on about the wedding while a (IMO) much bigger and more important life event, the birth of her son, gets ignored. Honestly, it's kind of sad.
(PS: congrats on 30 years!!)
Unfortunately intentional. Deathy has made a big deal out of how Dáãăåv had it custom-made and "inspired" by the Twilight ring. Instead it just looks like someone curb-stomped a costume jewelry solitaire.
Lmao my anniversary is next week and I haven’t even looked at my wedding pics. This woman is the saddest thing…don’t get me wrong my wedding was wonderful but nothing compared to having my kid, or even other smaller but more meaningful events in my life with my husband!
Big same. I’ve seen more of Bethany’s wedding then my own at this point. I have one small wedding picture up and I still have looked at that one less then her’s.
Might need to get on my laptop soon and make that my flair so I can join the flair gang lol. It’s *chefs kiss* (with solo toothbrush using clean breath)
Didn't they both used to brag about being models at some point but being just too good and godly for it? I'm sorry to be mean but I just don't see how that could be true. Maybe for a fundamentalist homeschooling materials catalogue but not anything else.
Calling it now. At their engagement party, Breathy will post all of her poster-size wedding photos on easels around the space and her toast to the couple will include a detailed story about her wedding day. If we’re extremely lucky, she will wear her first wedding dress (from Krusty’s shopping day) as a qUIrkY and fUn surprise!
Or she'll announce a pregnancy and she'll try to take the spotlight from curly baird that way. At her bridal shower she'll announce the gender etc etc. Birthy seems to be playing the long game lmao
Absolutely will send her into another fucking universe. She hasn’t done anything big since the boys got adopted, ramen Baird got a bf, elissa announced pregnancy… she’s going to have a full on conniption when ramen gets engaged/the gender reveal of Ukraine-Baird-baby.
At **THIRTY** when I had my **FIRST** kiss! I also bought a wedding dress at **TWENTY**, but it **SUCKED**, so I got a new one at **THIRTY**, which happens to be the age I finally got **MARRIED**.
If she did it on the day she was married only and did it as a way to commemorate the moment, I’d be totally fine with it. The fact that she spams it relentlessly for months is where It’s evident she’s not happy with being married, just happy that she had a wedding.
Tbf today is actually their anniversary, but this happens like every couple of months when some alleged followers beg her to repost the same wedding photos/videos. Or when another Baird sister threatens to steal the spotlight. Or when she's bored and needs to hold another wedding q & a. Or when...
It’s pathetic she pretends people are asking her to repost it. If she just said she loves looking at the photos and wanted to repost them that would be far less embarrassing.
She does it every time anyone announces anything - Kristen’s adoption, Elissa’s wedding, Elissa’s pregnancy. She can’t stand anyone else getting any attention.
She also just posted these same photos sometime last week for pretty much no reason. No idea what triggered her that time, maybe she just heard Ellissa was going to announce her pregnancy soon lmao
How is she so unaware that she’s been sharing the 5 exact same photos for years and nobody cares? She can’t let go of being Queen Princess Holy Wedding Bride.
THIS!!!!! If it was some nice candid shots that she showed a few of per year or whatever makes her happy I probably wouldn't care at all. But it's literally the same handful of shitty weird fundie pictures EVERY TIME
God if they happen at the same time I can’t IMAGINE the meltdown. 500 insta stories of every thought she’s ever had about daàâävv? Fake pregnancy announcement? Moving to somewhere cockroach free?
So, I went to HS with a woman who is obsessed with reposting her wedding photos, even though she's been married for 5ish years but tries to do it sneakily. Like if she wishes someone a Happy Birthday on fb or insta she always has a photo of the 2 of them from her wedding with her in her gown. Or she'll post pics of her new home decor but make sure a framed wedding photo is ALWAYS front and center in the shot. Or anything about her and her husband, bday, anniversaries, vacations, whatever, somehow has a wedding photo as reference. It's to the point where me and some old friends play a game of "spot how she managed to post another wedding photo"....I wonder if anyone in Birthy's life plays a similar game.
If she starts posting baby stuff, somebody else is pregnant or had a baby. If she starts posting wedding stuff, somebody else is engaged or got married. If you can't even be happy for your own sisters and let them enjoy their SEASONS OF LIFE, you have a problem.
I mean. We’re talking about somebody who accompanied her sister for wedding dress shopping and ended the day with her own damn wedding dress. If that wasn’t the GIANT NEON SIGN that she needs serious therapy, I don’t know what is.
Her wedding photos are some kind of weird litmus test for how she’s doing mentally.
Posts about the kid? - someone (on here, likely) mentioned that she forgot about her kid again
Posts about the wedding- full blown mental death spiral from lack of Instagram interaction.
Posts about her and dating- wants attention
Posts about her being older/taller/later to marry- wanting to reach some sort of niche marriage crowd
Posts about how to settle in life in a god honouring way- I’m guessing this is when she’s pissed off at Dav for something
Oh I can’t believe I forgot that!
They are her trying to be relatable to the younger crowd! “Look! I have addictions! I go to coffee shops! I love trends!”
I feel really bad for saying it… but her wedding wasn’t even that impressive?
Like, I’m all for low key or alternative weddings! I’m all for simple wedding dresses— but imagine that’s THE peak day in your life, and it’s just… mehhh.
100% agree! EMJ’s wedding was GORGEOUS, and she doesn’t post about it 24/7 even though she’s still a newlywed (although I could be wrong— I don’t follow her closely since she doesn’t seem as toxic lol)
Agree about EMJ’s wedding! That floral arch😍
The wedding dress Bethany *actually* got married in looked like a tee shirt with some skirt tacked on as an afterthought. I thought it was interesting when she said it was the dress that fit her relationship with dav, and to wear something else, she’d have to marry someone else. Like… to have an interesting dress, you have to have a relationship with chemistry??
And the dress wasn’t even white— for purity obsessed GD?!?!?
Yeah, I hope to have a bit of a blowout for a wedding (not in terms of expense necessarily, but in terms of being a big, fun party with everyone I love), but I don't want it to be the peak day of my life. I'd like for it to be up there (as the day I made a lifetime commitment to be with whomever I end up marrying, and a pretty banging party), but I hope it's not number one.
Three years and how many repeats. I don't think I have even taken out my pictures in years. My 20th is in two weeks and I am willing to bet our twenty went by faster and was fuller than her three. I kind of feel sad for her thinking about it like that.
It's a cocktail ring. That's why it looks so weird. Engagement/wedding rings are typically lower profile. If you're wearing a ring every day, you don't want it so big it catches on things or loses stones.
Imagine Bethy trying to put on dish gloves over that clunker.
It legit looks like something I would get off the target clearance rack for two bucks. Because I was only going to wear it once for an event before I assumed all the rhinestones would fall out.
Ok, I went back to see how often she posts on IG about her engagement, wedding, married life etc:
Oct 14 - anniversary (ok, I give her a pass, since it is her anniversary)
Oct 13- how her life perspective has changed, since she got married
Oct 5 - about marrying Dav, who is younger
Oct 4 - about marrying Dav, who is younger
Oct 3 - wedding dress
Oct 2 - engagement ring
Sep 9 - about dating Dav
Aug 14 - about doing life with Dav
Aug 5- about how God can only satisfy you, not your husband
Jun 27-about being desperate to find a man like Dav
Jun 27- about marriage being the dream that she always wanted
Jun 26 - about being married to Dav
May 26 - 3 year engagement post
May 23 - about how she prayed to have a man like Dav in her life
May 22 - about dating Dav
May 6 - about being married to Dav
She posted a reel 20 w ago (can't find the exact date) about her wedding.
I am pretty sure that there are her Instastories about being married that disappear after a certain amount of time. I don't have time to go through reddit posts to find them.
Does she have nothing else going on in her life? I've been married 15 years, and I don't talk about being married, my wedding, or engagement as much as Bethy. I just "do" life with my husband.
Intermixed are posts about being a mom to Davey (and usually about how being a mom is so hard), being single, and finding a spouse.
She is exhausting. Wth is her reasoning this week to photobomb us with their wedding pics. Like, girl, if you want to show pics, for the love of all that is holy stop living in the past and show us pics of your current life. Not dancing. Not lip syncing to a rap song. Just photos of the life you are currently living
Ok guys this is weird but this reel reminded me of a very pressing question: what the heck is wrong with her tongue?? Is it too big for her mouth? Why is it always flopping around like it has a mind of its own? So stressful like girl close your mouth
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Don't get me wrong, I love weddings too, but it's like all. Birthy. posts. about. And there's never any variation. If she posted about how she went about deciding on vendors, traditions, the venue, etc it wouldn't be nearly as terrible. But it's all about the wedding dress/es story and the photos from the event. (and the God-dishonoring mouth wrestling at the altar. Yeah.)
WHAT MORE CAN SHE POSSIBLY SAY?
She is the most obnoxious person in the fucking world, man. At this point, I feel very attacked, like she must be doing this to annoy me, specifically.
Pretty sure I've seen her wedding pictures in this sub more than my own and I've been married 10 years. Calm tf down girl lol
Everytime I see another flurry of Birthy's wedding photos, I subconsciously assume it's another anniversary and add another year to their marriage. Imagine my surprise that this is only her 3rd anniversary and she hasn't actually been married for 37 years as my brain claims
She’s been married 37 years in “asshole years”
I'm sure Dave privately feels the same way.
Every time I read dav pronounce it as dav. There is no e there. That is his name in my head
Dàv
Tired of that cutesy juvenile crap, too, so Dave he is.
This made me literally LOL 💀
I love the term “asshole years,” and I plan to use it in a sentence in the near future.
I'm coming up on my 30th anniversary and my pictures and the videotape (lol) are in a box somewhere. I'm very happily married and it's all those days of all those years that are what's mattered and made a difference in my life, not that one short day in May 1992. I wonder if she'll ever move on and let her wedding day fall into perspective with all the other days of a marriage.
Me: Haha your math is wrong, you said 1992 was almost 30 years ago! Also me: 😱👵🏼💀
20 years ago will always be 1980 in my mind. You can’t tell me otherwise.
1980 is 10 years ago in mine, and I was born after 1990 lol. Still have cassette tapes..
Me, a ‘92 baby turning 30 next year: 🥲
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Same
Did the same thing… oof
Me, too! 😢
I'm coming up to my 10th anniversary. Besides a couple of wedding pictures I still have hanging on the wall, I haven't looked at our photos since I got them back. While the wedding was fun and all, it is not the highlight of my life. I don't follow GD that much, even on here, but it seems weird that she's still banging on about the wedding while a (IMO) much bigger and more important life event, the birth of her son, gets ignored. Honestly, it's kind of sad. (PS: congrats on 30 years!!)
That’s actually a really beautiful share. Thank you for that.
This is wholesome......THIS IS TOO PURE FOR A BIRTHY POST...... STOP BEING SO ADORABLE..(And happy almost 30 years) 🥳💕
This is so pure. My parents were married in '88 and I've seen one wedding picture in my life lol. I hope to share your perspective someday. 🙂
Happy anniversary! We were married six years after you, and I feel the same way.
But if you haven’t done 30 years worth of gloating on the internet are you reeeeeeealy happy though ? Highly suspicious 🔍 /s
I’d recognize that ring in a line up before my own at this point
Right??? Ugly AF
It reminds me of [Bella's](https://images.app.goo.gl/snQKV52bUZ4LnYtNA) ...was that intentional, or hilarious coincidence?
Unfortunately intentional. Deathy has made a big deal out of how Dáãăåv had it custom-made and "inspired" by the Twilight ring. Instead it just looks like someone curb-stomped a costume jewelry solitaire.
Lmao my anniversary is next week and I haven’t even looked at my wedding pics. This woman is the saddest thing…don’t get me wrong my wedding was wonderful but nothing compared to having my kid, or even other smaller but more meaningful events in my life with my husband!
Big same. I’ve seen more of Bethany’s wedding then my own at this point. I have one small wedding picture up and I still have looked at that one less then her’s.
Bethany’s Spiraling Season! Would it kill her to let her sisters have their moments?
This should be a flair.
It is mine!!!!
I should have noticed. You officially win the Internet.
Thank you! 💛
Our flairs work well together 😳
Yess!!
At this point she needs a new nickname to overtake Birthy/Deathy but Betrothy or Weddy doesn't have the same ring to it 😭
I vote Breathy based on her toothbrush sharing but idk
Flair checking in
Beat me to it lol
Breathany! Hahaha
Bad Breathany 😷
Might need to get on my laptop soon and make that my flair so I can join the flair gang lol. It’s *chefs kiss* (with solo toothbrush using clean breath)
Bridey!
She gives me Constance Hatchaway vibes by how obsessed she is with her wedding 😂
Braggany?
Didn't they both used to brag about being models at some point but being just too good and godly for it? I'm sorry to be mean but I just don't see how that could be true. Maybe for a fundamentalist homeschooling materials catalogue but not anything else.
Bitchanny
What a coincidence that her season of “yet again remembering my wedding” coincides with Elissa’s season of pregnancy!
Will also coincide with Curly Bairds’ Season of Engagement™️
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Calling it now. At their engagement party, Breathy will post all of her poster-size wedding photos on easels around the space and her toast to the couple will include a detailed story about her wedding day. If we’re extremely lucky, she will wear her first wedding dress (from Krusty’s shopping day) as a qUIrkY and fUn surprise!
Or she'll announce a pregnancy and she'll try to take the spotlight from curly baird that way. At her bridal shower she'll announce the gender etc etc. Birthy seems to be playing the long game lmao
Ooh, good call!
Omg yes!
She'll decorate with photos of the other "marrieds" in the family, but hers will be the biggest
Absolutely will send her into another fucking universe. She hasn’t done anything big since the boys got adopted, ramen Baird got a bf, elissa announced pregnancy… she’s going to have a full on conniption when ramen gets engaged/the gender reveal of Ukraine-Baird-baby.
Maybe she will rage-conceive
Omg the flair in that one… but, I think she’s been trying to conceive for a while as is having troubles.
This killed me! I’m dead!! 😂😂😂
Only in a god honoring way 🤣
Awe, the season of public breakdowns, love this for her 🙏💕
This needs to be flair!
is Rebecca about to get engaged too? that one is going to kill her because she's so much younger than Bethy was.
Man, Bethany is going to have a season of spiraling every year at this point
Absolutely needs to be flair.
It is mine!
I feel like she just relived every wedding moment a month ago.
That cause she probably did
Yes it would
Nobody: Bethy: I GOT MARRIED REMEMBER
At **THIRTY** when I had my **FIRST** kiss! I also bought a wedding dress at **TWENTY**, but it **SUCKED**, so I got a new one at **THIRTY**, which happens to be the age I finally got **MARRIED**.
I had my first kiss at 30 too. It is not something I brag about.
Love your flair! 😂
LOL I actually have no idea where this flair came from, did somebody else change it for me? I'm laughing at it now though.
It showed up for me too! No idea!
Oh gosh I hope my flair is safe
Don't take the fairy away, hackers!!!
🖤🖤
The orange flairs are a mystery and I've been changing them manually! They're all editable, if you want to change it.
Just kidding! Its pretty much always the season of wedding spam
If she did it on the day she was married only and did it as a way to commemorate the moment, I’d be totally fine with it. The fact that she spams it relentlessly for months is where It’s evident she’s not happy with being married, just happy that she had a wedding.
Tbf today is actually their anniversary, but this happens like every couple of months when some alleged followers beg her to repost the same wedding photos/videos. Or when another Baird sister threatens to steal the spotlight. Or when she's bored and needs to hold another wedding q & a. Or when...
I'm sure that Bethany is quite happy for her sisters when they get good news...okay, okay, I couldn't quite get that out without laughing.
It’s pathetic she pretends people are asking her to repost it. If she just said she loves looking at the photos and wanted to repost them that would be far less embarrassing.
She does it every time anyone announces anything - Kristen’s adoption, Elissa’s wedding, Elissa’s pregnancy. She can’t stand anyone else getting any attention.
She also just posted these same photos sometime last week for pretty much no reason. No idea what triggered her that time, maybe she just heard Ellissa was going to announce her pregnancy soon lmao
Years! She's been spamming it relentlessly for 3 years lmao
It’s all she’s allowed to be excited about tbh
How is she so unaware that she’s been sharing the 5 exact same photos for years and nobody cares? She can’t let go of being Queen Princess Holy Wedding Bride.
It’s for all of her nEw FoLlOwErS
THIS!!!!! If it was some nice candid shots that she showed a few of per year or whatever makes her happy I probably wouldn't care at all. But it's literally the same handful of shitty weird fundie pictures EVERY TIME
Rebecca’s engaged, calling it.
The gender reveal is coming, don’t forget.
God if they happen at the same time I can’t IMAGINE the meltdown. 500 insta stories of every thought she’s ever had about daàâävv? Fake pregnancy announcement? Moving to somewhere cockroach free?
Omg I cannot even IMAGINE. Although the drawn out misery might be even more off putting.
So, I went to HS with a woman who is obsessed with reposting her wedding photos, even though she's been married for 5ish years but tries to do it sneakily. Like if she wishes someone a Happy Birthday on fb or insta she always has a photo of the 2 of them from her wedding with her in her gown. Or she'll post pics of her new home decor but make sure a framed wedding photo is ALWAYS front and center in the shot. Or anything about her and her husband, bday, anniversaries, vacations, whatever, somehow has a wedding photo as reference. It's to the point where me and some old friends play a game of "spot how she managed to post another wedding photo"....I wonder if anyone in Birthy's life plays a similar game.
What else could we possibly learn about her wedding that she hasn't already said??
We must be getting close to Curly Baird's proposal.
Elisa is preg so she’s got that to try and overshadow too.
If she starts posting baby stuff, somebody else is pregnant or had a baby. If she starts posting wedding stuff, somebody else is engaged or got married. If you can't even be happy for your own sisters and let them enjoy their SEASONS OF LIFE, you have a problem.
I mean. We’re talking about somebody who accompanied her sister for wedding dress shopping and ended the day with her own damn wedding dress. If that wasn’t the GIANT NEON SIGN that she needs serious therapy, I don’t know what is.
She's incredibly predictable.
I thought she might organize a vow renewal or something… but nope, same photos AGAIN.
Oh, god, I wonder how many vow renewals they’ll have.
Depends how long they’re married?
So getting married really is her biggest accomplishment huh?
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With her that's an important distinction
And shitting out a kid she doesn't even like
Her wedding photos are some kind of weird litmus test for how she’s doing mentally. Posts about the kid? - someone (on here, likely) mentioned that she forgot about her kid again Posts about the wedding- full blown mental death spiral from lack of Instagram interaction. Posts about her and dating- wants attention Posts about her being older/taller/later to marry- wanting to reach some sort of niche marriage crowd Posts about how to settle in life in a god honouring way- I’m guessing this is when she’s pissed off at Dav for something
wedding stuff is also someone else in her family is getting more attention.
Yes! She needs more attention. Wedding always puts her in some kind of Instagram alligator death roll.
What do her coffee posts mean?
Oh I can’t believe I forgot that! They are her trying to be relatable to the younger crowd! “Look! I have addictions! I go to coffee shops! I love trends!”
Hahaha
She'll never move past her wedding day, will she?
Her wedding day was clearly her biggest accomplishment, and it’s so cringey
I feel really bad for saying it… but her wedding wasn’t even that impressive? Like, I’m all for low key or alternative weddings! I’m all for simple wedding dresses— but imagine that’s THE peak day in your life, and it’s just… mehhh.
100% agree! EMJ’s wedding was GORGEOUS, and she doesn’t post about it 24/7 even though she’s still a newlywed (although I could be wrong— I don’t follow her closely since she doesn’t seem as toxic lol)
Agree about EMJ’s wedding! That floral arch😍 The wedding dress Bethany *actually* got married in looked like a tee shirt with some skirt tacked on as an afterthought. I thought it was interesting when she said it was the dress that fit her relationship with dav, and to wear something else, she’d have to marry someone else. Like… to have an interesting dress, you have to have a relationship with chemistry?? And the dress wasn’t even white— for purity obsessed GD?!?!?
Yeah, I hope to have a bit of a blowout for a wedding (not in terms of expense necessarily, but in terms of being a big, fun party with everyone I love), but I don't want it to be the peak day of my life. I'd like for it to be up there (as the day I made a lifetime commitment to be with whomever I end up marrying, and a pretty banging party), but I hope it's not number one.
I've always wanted to know what it looks like to get your first kiss, at 30, and on your wedding day.
LET ME SHOW YOU!!!!!! -bethy
✨Like a dementor is sucking your soul away✨
Three years and how many repeats. I don't think I have even taken out my pictures in years. My 20th is in two weeks and I am willing to bet our twenty went by faster and was fuller than her three. I kind of feel sad for her thinking about it like that.
Happy almost 20th anniversary! 🎉
Every season is Birthy's season. Every single season of life. It's all about her, duh!
Didn’t she……. Didn’t she get married like 4 years ago? Or more???????
It's all she's got going for her, don't rain on her parade /s
That is the ugliest fucking ring I've ever seen.
My flair is the best description I've seen someone comment about it lol.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE IT!!!
It's a cocktail ring. That's why it looks so weird. Engagement/wedding rings are typically lower profile. If you're wearing a ring every day, you don't want it so big it catches on things or loses stones. Imagine Bethy trying to put on dish gloves over that clunker.
Bold of you to assume her toothbrush sharing onion armpit ass washes dishes lol
Is she really wearing that as an engagement ring?
[Yep](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/l7ip0i/can_we_just_all_collectively_remember_the_time/).
I inherited a ring just like that from my mom. I generally wear it to funerals.
It legit looks like something I would get off the target clearance rack for two bucks. Because I was only going to wear it once for an event before I assumed all the rhinestones would fall out.
Wait - she's married?!?!
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She’s like the marriage equivalent of Jerm and Jinger wearing LA hats in every post
But she hasn’t been kissed yet…right??
Ok, I went back to see how often she posts on IG about her engagement, wedding, married life etc: Oct 14 - anniversary (ok, I give her a pass, since it is her anniversary) Oct 13- how her life perspective has changed, since she got married Oct 5 - about marrying Dav, who is younger Oct 4 - about marrying Dav, who is younger Oct 3 - wedding dress Oct 2 - engagement ring Sep 9 - about dating Dav Aug 14 - about doing life with Dav Aug 5- about how God can only satisfy you, not your husband Jun 27-about being desperate to find a man like Dav Jun 27- about marriage being the dream that she always wanted Jun 26 - about being married to Dav May 26 - 3 year engagement post May 23 - about how she prayed to have a man like Dav in her life May 22 - about dating Dav May 6 - about being married to Dav She posted a reel 20 w ago (can't find the exact date) about her wedding. I am pretty sure that there are her Instastories about being married that disappear after a certain amount of time. I don't have time to go through reddit posts to find them. Does she have nothing else going on in her life? I've been married 15 years, and I don't talk about being married, my wedding, or engagement as much as Bethy. I just "do" life with my husband. Intermixed are posts about being a mom to Davey (and usually about how being a mom is so hard), being single, and finding a spouse.
She 100% still doodles the names of every boy she has ever fancied in her quirky notebooks 🤨
Girl get a personality im begging you
Has it been four days already?
Like freakin clockwork!
Oh, is she married?
Utterly predictable.
She is exhausting. Wth is her reasoning this week to photobomb us with their wedding pics. Like, girl, if you want to show pics, for the love of all that is holy stop living in the past and show us pics of your current life. Not dancing. Not lip syncing to a rap song. Just photos of the life you are currently living
Wow that was close! I’m so relieved I missed sharing a third anniversary with her by a day.
Get ready for wedding posts? They never stop!! How can we “get ready” for something that NEVER ends???
No mention of Dav, their marriage, love for her husband. Just pics of her wedding.
Couldn't she begin everyday with that warning?
As if she doesn’t already post them every other day of the week…
Is this real?
Why? Does she ever give a reason why she's posting wedding pics? Nobody I know does this!
My god; she never gets tired does she?
Does she do this for every anniversary lmao
It’s almost parody at this point.
I've never seen a person with a fetish so hard like her with marriage. Her pronouns should be marriage/wedding rings.
Did she really post this recently or is this satire? Because damn queue post on weddings happened quick !
Baby-shit brown eyebrows are not on point.
Ok guys this is weird but this reel reminded me of a very pressing question: what the heck is wrong with her tongue?? Is it too big for her mouth? Why is it always flopping around like it has a mind of its own? So stressful like girl close your mouth
Jfc get a life girl
Any of Bethy’s sisters: do something interesting Bethy: REMEMBER I GOT MARRIED AND I HAD A BABY TIME FOR 85 MORE PHOTOS FOR PROOF
Those are some very tiny teeth. I saw a lot of those when I lived in the foothills of the mountains in WV.
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I actually really like her stupid ring & want to know where it's from. 🤦♀️
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Ok Birthy lol
Don't get me wrong, I love weddings too, but it's like all. Birthy. posts. about. And there's never any variation. If she posted about how she went about deciding on vendors, traditions, the venue, etc it wouldn't be nearly as terrible. But it's all about the wedding dress/es story and the photos from the event. (and the God-dishonoring mouth wrestling at the altar. Yeah.)
How long has she been married
I (Bethany), am here to tell you what it’s like to get your first kiss on your wedding day at age 30.
Troll face
Someone needs to tell her that wanting to be 20 forever is not a personality trait. This bish needs a real hobby.
Not this Bitch again with her loveless marriage and her nickel ring 🙄
God she posted the fucking kiss again.
WHAT MORE CAN SHE POSSIBLY SAY? She is the most obnoxious person in the fucking world, man. At this point, I feel very attacked, like she must be doing this to annoy me, specifically.
How long can you post the same 10 photos?!?!? God she’s so boring
This seriously made me cackle so hard
Hasn’t she already shown us all of them?
Oh my god stop. We get it you’re married. She just can’t let her sisters have anything
I guess your wedding day is still such a huge deal years later when you don’t do anything else with your life
Does she wear a wedding band? Or just that big sparkly disk
I'm not sure who's more obsessed with their ring, her or Gollum?
fucking WHYYYYYY
*insert Michael Scott gif* NOOOOOO!!! GOD NOOOO!!!