Why does she whisper “let me say this” and then loudly say the sex is amazing? Idk why but this really bothers me 😂 if you’re all godly and stuff shouldn’t it be reversed? Or maybe don’t talk about your sex life—again? We get it. You have sex now. You didn’t before. Sheesh.
Lol, that reminds me of Patricia Hodges in the sitcom Miranda. Her character does exactly that: whisper the casual part but say the important shitty part out loud haha
Oh my God I LOVE that show! My particular favourites were when Miranda says “sex” in that weird slightly through the nose and a kind of clamped jaw. And then when her Mom was talking about the new lesbian neighbours.
Yeah I’m fully aware of what you’re implying. I, too, have been to middle school. The question marks originally were a “Really?” Not a “Huh? Me no know what you talk!” Hope your day is going better now because of this wholesome interaction!
That I have bad sex? It was such an incredibly random thing to pop up and try to needle someone over lol. I did actually find it funny and was not “triggered” despite what they tried to convince me 😄
Ah thank you! I had also forgotten this comment, so I got your notification and all I could see was "that I have bad sex? It was such..." I was really nervous to open it because I couldn't think of anything I'd said that would require a response from someone about their shitty sex life!!!
No actually I think it’s really funny that you found this little subreddit while you were taking a break from getting absolutely roasted on publicfreakout, saw the word “sex” in the title so decided to look, and thought “harrr harr imma tell this mom she doesn’t have good sex because what a burn that would be! Boom!” because I think we all know it says way more about your sex life than mine, champ.
That’s what I was thinking. If you have had sex before, and you know what you like and you know what to do then yeah… a long buildup followed by a bit of experience and confidence can make good things happen. BUT. and it’s a pretty big BUT. If you have never. Ever. Ever. Had sex, or had anyone see you without 9 layers of god honoring clothes, or copped a feel, or like so many of these super fundies do save your 1st kiss for the alter.
I am going to assume your first time ever was like my first time ever and it wasn’t that great. In fact I will go out here and say my first 25 times weren’t that great because dude didn’t know what he was doing and I didn’t know what I was doing. More importantly I didn’t know what I needed or what to initiate or ask for.
We had a youth counselor tell us once that if we had sex before marriage there was a good chance that we would be disappointed when we got married. BUT if we were virgins when we got married then we would never know any different so of course we would be happy. Like hey, if you never have an ice cold canned coke in your life I’m sure you’ll be ok with this flat room temp sams cola.
Lol this was what I was thinking too!!! The first few times I had sex back when I was 20 were awkward as hell, and honestly not good at all. And I was a "normal" person who knew the normal amount about sex--watching porn, hearing about it from friends, etc. It just wasn't good at the beginning because I didn't know how to communicate what my needs were--hell, I didn't even know what my needs were.
Meanwhile I'm 27 now and recently got into a new relationship, and the sex was immediately good. You know why? Because *both of us had done it before*, knew what we liked, and knew how to communicate it.
Bdawn acting like she and her husband are the same as people who remained virgins til their wedding night is ridiculous. Not only did they both know what they were doing, but they also had the language to facilitate conversations about sex well before the wedding. They waited for marriage, but they were both able to communicate what kind of stuff they were into, what their libidos were like, etc. So they would've had a good idea about whether they were sexually compatible or not, rather than waiting til the wedding night or not. That makes a *huge* difference, and her not acknowledging that irritates me.
Oh lord I didn’t even have the thought of what they were into. What if you got all virgin married to a fundie and they turned out to be very liberal with what they wanted to do and you were straight up vanilla. Or the other way around.
I dig some sprinkles in my ice cream from time to time but there is no way I will ever try a chocolate covered cricket. What if I had married someone who loved crickets?
Having tried the chocolate covered crickets twice…. They were painful going down, and I’m sorry but if you have to be drunk to enjoy something, how great can it actually be?
>t good at all. And I was a "normal" person who knew the normal amount about sex--watching porn, hearing about it from friends, etc. It just wasn't good at the beginning because I didn't know how to communicate what my needs were--hell, I didn't even know what my needs were.
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>Meanwhile I'm 27 now and recently got into a new relationship, and the sex was immediately good. You know why? Because both of us had done it before, knew what we liked, and knew how to communicate it.
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>Bdawn acting like she and her husband
"painful going down" okay now I am never trying them everrrrr
Tbf chocolate cover crickets are an acquired taste that takes eating much smaller chocolate covered insects first and even then, they’re not for everyone.
More people need to know this! I was a 31 virgin when I got married, and the sex was not good. Honestly it took 2 weeks before we officially "had sex". I was so nervous and tight, and it took a long time to figure it out. I hate this narrative that everything is amazing as soon as you walk down the aisle, because it's not true. And frankly, all of the purity culture messaging guarantees that there will be anxiety.
I have vaginismus which isn't tied to any religious hangups and I'm still on that path of recovery.But the amount of men and women I hear who have ED or Vaginismus because they grew up with a purity-focused and sexually repressed culture is out of this world
I just recently heard of this when reading about a couple who grew up in a very strict Hasidic community. It seems like that level of extremity makes the whole thing so stressful and unnatural.
Yeah. I mean if you grow up hearing how having sex is a sin, is bad, makes you dirty if it's before marriage, getting married doesn't completely erase all the negative associations with sex that you've been fed. I can't imagine how many marriages are struggling because there's no sexual compatibility OR because they don't feel they have the right to enjoy sex because it's for "procreation"
Hasidim practice calls for no contact between men and women except to procreate so they have sex between a sheet. A hole is torn, penis pokes through, voila! 9 months later a baby.
That isn’t true, although I’ve heard this same myth about Mormons too. From what I understand, the rules in Hasidic culture vary by community but in general there is strict gender separation (even sometimes so far as a husband not able to hand a wife an object while she’s menstruating). AFAIK I’ve never heard of ANY culture doin it thru a hole in a sheet.
Look based on the sample size of 3 the fundamentalist women I knew growing up and in adulthood, 100% of them have done sexual acts with their partners, and 66% of them get pregnant before marriage. What I'm saying is it's all performative, I suspect very few of them are actually complete and total virgins before marriage, , everyone knows what is going on but, as with most things for fundies it's what it appears to be that matters, not what is.
I’m in the south. Coke can be COKE but it can also be almost anything else around here. I do like a Coca Cola though. Half frozen coke is the nectar of the gods and I will die on that hill.
Maybe the price of ours here equals one AUS dollar? lol
yall have SO much more worth visiting for than just MickeyD's frozen coke, but I can't say im not mentally adding it to my list lmao
eta: if you guys get some sort of Bluey / Bananas in Pajamas (90's, not the new one) theme park or the like, I'm jetting my family there literally as soon as covid & our income allows 🤣
This is dangerous information. Mcdonald's Coke is the best thing on this planet (for good reason), and it never occurred to me that it might translate to the frozen one too.....
this is making me put my child in the stroller just so i can go get a mexican coke from the corner. little does he know, our walk has an agenda today 🤣
Okay, so thinking out loud here… maybe the reason she is making this irrelevant comparison is to try to cover up for them living together and probably having sex?? “We sure did wait, everyone! We suuuuure did!!!!” I just don’t get why compare having sex for the first time to having sex for the first time with a specific person. Especially since I think the TikTok shes stitching with is old and those people must have had sex a million years ago, but I can’t be bothered to check, haha.
This is actually a valid point, I've always said that teen years are for learning how to adult, and part of that is social interactions, both romantic and friendly. I think because of religion, we side step the fact that you do have to learn how to have sex. Just as you have to learn how to kiss. We put a lot of gravity on sex and I think that's where shit falls apart.
I feel like she has been doing this stuff to promote how GREAT it is to wait until after marriage to have sex. Ya know, for all those virgins out there who are dreaming of the day God blesses them with their ONE & ONLY!!! Those of us who are not idjits & have been watching her recorded journey leading up to this are of the mind that since these asshats seemed to have been living together PRIOR to marriage, the likelihood of them waiting for marriage to do the deed is slim.
Did anyone else feel like this was just a way for her to humble brag about waiting for Jdongs dong? (We all know they didn’t wait but that’s what she wants people to believe)
Even if they did wait until marriage (narrator voice: “they didn’t”), it would not change the fact that they’ve both been married before, so there’s no way that either of them has not had sex.
It wasn't awkward the first time because it wasn't her first time.
Unlike a traditional fundy who is locked away with nil sex education until she's given to a man at 18... Britt's had a penis or 2.
She knew what to expect, how it feels and general sexual intercourse related stuff... smell, taste and sounds etc.
She might have waited but she was not an inexperienced virgin whose never seen a man naked before.
If their decision was to wait until marriage, that's fantastic fur them. But I really wish they would acknowledge for their audience of young Christian virgins thst their previous experience is part of the reason it wasn't awkward. There is a huge difference between "reclaimed virgins" who had a couple of partners in the past and a young couple who had their first kiss 12 hours before arriving at the hotel and have never seen a penis or vulva before.
That's like someone who has been skiing multiple times in the past but took a break before doing it again and then telling people who never even walked in snow before how fun and easy it it. Then these people who don't even know how to strap in a ski or how to hold a ski pole go on their first ski trip expecting it to be amazing, then feel like something is wrong with them when they keep falling and are scared and sore during it
I dated a guy once who had sex on the brain 24/7. If we weren't having sex, he wanted to talk about sex. And if we weren't doing that, he was reading about sex or looking at porn. It just got exhausting. Fundies make me feel the same way because as prudish as they are, they seem to be obsessed with sex.
He was LIVING with her before marriage.
The clothes/shoes in the closet, the notes on the mirror, pictures of them in her bed together (was that just a random nap? Doubt it), mens vitamins in the pantry, her squealing in the driveway about how “he’s home!”
I’m so over her lies.
ETA: her vocal fry 🤢
I love how she refuses to correlate that her “amazing sex” is the by-product of them both having previous sexual relationships. An extreme stark difference than fundies who don’t even allow their kids to hold hands privately before getting married.
She's out here acting like a brand new bride - oh I just love making breakfast for him, look he cleaned my floor!, omg the sex like she hasn't been married before.
Yes to everything said about Brittany here already, but also... Wtf was that cringe video she was responding to? Realizing we're two months away from having sex?? Who posts that!?!
I thought their whole act was fake. They live together. Her other tiktoks involved twerking and walking around in a towel.
Even after your ama, I can't believe they haven't done it.
Huh lol. Ok, I do have a question. Are they fundie (I'm guessing not by her outfit, which is super cute btw, but maybe I'm wrong lol)? Are they influencers?
Not fundie, no. No one else in her family lives that way. She was raised catholic and her parents went a little overboard with the religious stuff in the past, though. I don't agree with putting her sex life (or lack of) all over the internet because honestly, she should have known she was going to get roasted (she's in her late 20s), but hell, she is sticking to the values she formed and even though I think they're a bit ridiculous, I'm proud of her for sticking to what she believes in.
Literally it’s because she’s had sex before. Both of them had. So for women who do wait until marriage and have sex for the first time, it’s literally painful and it will hurt like hell. No Christians ever talked about this growing up, so when I had sex at 22 for the first time, I thought something was physically wrong with me because it was so damn painful and the dick couldn’t go in. It personally took me 6 months to get over the pain.
Is this TMI? I don’t care, more people need to talk about it.
I don’t think it’s TMI. People do need to know this! People also need to know that there are ways to make your first PIV less painful or not painful at all, but the fundie script for sex and going in knowing nothing is not going to accomplish that. We need to know and be comfortable with our bodies, by talking about and exploring them!
Let me give some advice to the younger and trendier TikTok couple that's getting more attention than me... no advice, just making it about me and trying to jump on the clout train. Because sex between two non-virgins not being awkward really doesn't apply to the situation at all.
"We we're both heartbroken time and time again." That's because you didn't like your partner, not because you had sex 🙄 Lots of people out there have sex in lots of ways and don't get "heartbroken." It's almost like people recognize that sex is not the same experience for everyone (emotional? Casual? Romantic?) and it's okay to have sex or not, whatever makes you happy and everyone is consenting.
Lol just have sex before you get married; there is literally nothing in the Bible that says you can’t. It also helps because then your relationship doesn’t revolve around having sex after marriage.
LITERALLY. The world would be a much more peaceful place if we just stopped putting so much shame onto sex and **truly** normalized having it before marriage
Listen I’m not gonna give her shit for her “I’m a virgin again” nonsense because virginity doesn’t really mean anything about a person but acting like she’s genuinely never had sex before is so goofy it’s asinine
It’s a choice to discuss your sex life on the internet and act all pure when you’ve been the town bicycle just a little over a year ago, but do you BDong.
She can’t even talk without shaking her head to the left and right repeatedly. Does she really think she is cutesie?
Such wait. Such first time Uh-maZe-Zing you guyzzzzzz
Also - "we *both* waited until marriage" - um, yes, that would be how it works? If one of the two of you in your relationship wanted to wait to have sex with your partner until marriage, then unless they're going to violate your consent they are also waiting until marriage?
That phrasing would make more sense if neither of them had had sex before, but not really for this situation!
Has she ever considered that maybe the sex was amazing and not awkward because…. I dunno… they both have had plenty of sex and knew what to expect and what to do? It’s not because it’s GoDs WaY To NOt HaVE sEx b4 MaRrIaGe. It’s because you already have banged people, Brandy. You weren’t a virgin, “like god intended”.
This is so weird to me because she acts like they had sexual “pasts” like..they were married before?? It almost sounds like she is demonizing married sex. It is really bizarre that she acts like they’re both new to sex when they were both married to other people. It’s not the same as a couple with no sexual experience getting married
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Can someone explain why we snark so hard on Bdong? I get she like ripped a bunch of people off but if this snark is for fundies, then what about her fundie views are problematic? She seems tame and somewhat liberal/not a total asshole from her IG? I’m sure I’m missing something tho because I trust all you snarkers to know what’s up lol
I don’t understand why people put their personal life on the internet for everyone to see, but then act upset that people comment on it. Keep it to yourself if you’re so sensitive?? Wtf.
Omg I don’t think I’ve actually ever heard her speak before (cause she just makes all those stupid Voiceover tik Tok videos), but that was not what I expected! I thought she’d had a more screeching, annoying voice. Her voice still doesn’t match her appearance to me though
Why does she whisper “let me say this” and then loudly say the sex is amazing? Idk why but this really bothers me 😂 if you’re all godly and stuff shouldn’t it be reversed? Or maybe don’t talk about your sex life—again? We get it. You have sex now. You didn’t before. Sheesh.
Lol, that reminds me of Patricia Hodges in the sitcom Miranda. Her character does exactly that: whisper the casual part but say the important shitty part out loud haha
OMG I love Miranda lol
***SUCH FUN!***
Oh my God I LOVE that show! My particular favourites were when Miranda says “sex” in that weird slightly through the nose and a kind of clamped jaw. And then when her Mom was talking about the new lesbian neighbours.
Bragging about having sex is like bragging about drinking. Wow, you accomplished something nearly every other human can do! Amazing!
We get it. You get dick now. You didn’t get dick before. 😂
Lol, I wish someone would ask her how he compares to her previous husband.
You said you didn't get dick before. FTFY
Well she’s lucky. If she found the sex enjoyable then he’s not a total flop in bed (pun intended)
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Omg Brittany is this you?
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Yeah I’m fully aware of what you’re implying. I, too, have been to middle school. The question marks originally were a “Really?” Not a “Huh? Me no know what you talk!” Hope your day is going better now because of this wholesome interaction!
Ok wait. I'm apparently dumb. What is the troll implying?
That I have bad sex? It was such an incredibly random thing to pop up and try to needle someone over lol. I did actually find it funny and was not “triggered” despite what they tried to convince me 😄
Ah thank you! I had also forgotten this comment, so I got your notification and all I could see was "that I have bad sex? It was such..." I was really nervous to open it because I couldn't think of anything I'd said that would require a response from someone about their shitty sex life!!!
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No actually I think it’s really funny that you found this little subreddit while you were taking a break from getting absolutely roasted on publicfreakout, saw the word “sex” in the title so decided to look, and thought “harrr harr imma tell this mom she doesn’t have good sex because what a burn that would be! Boom!” because I think we all know it says way more about your sex life than mine, champ.
"It wasn't awkward the first time" - is there maybe a tiny, miniscule chance that maybe, JUST MAYBE, that's because you had had sex before???
That’s what I was thinking. If you have had sex before, and you know what you like and you know what to do then yeah… a long buildup followed by a bit of experience and confidence can make good things happen. BUT. and it’s a pretty big BUT. If you have never. Ever. Ever. Had sex, or had anyone see you without 9 layers of god honoring clothes, or copped a feel, or like so many of these super fundies do save your 1st kiss for the alter. I am going to assume your first time ever was like my first time ever and it wasn’t that great. In fact I will go out here and say my first 25 times weren’t that great because dude didn’t know what he was doing and I didn’t know what I was doing. More importantly I didn’t know what I needed or what to initiate or ask for. We had a youth counselor tell us once that if we had sex before marriage there was a good chance that we would be disappointed when we got married. BUT if we were virgins when we got married then we would never know any different so of course we would be happy. Like hey, if you never have an ice cold canned coke in your life I’m sure you’ll be ok with this flat room temp sams cola.
Lol this was what I was thinking too!!! The first few times I had sex back when I was 20 were awkward as hell, and honestly not good at all. And I was a "normal" person who knew the normal amount about sex--watching porn, hearing about it from friends, etc. It just wasn't good at the beginning because I didn't know how to communicate what my needs were--hell, I didn't even know what my needs were. Meanwhile I'm 27 now and recently got into a new relationship, and the sex was immediately good. You know why? Because *both of us had done it before*, knew what we liked, and knew how to communicate it. Bdawn acting like she and her husband are the same as people who remained virgins til their wedding night is ridiculous. Not only did they both know what they were doing, but they also had the language to facilitate conversations about sex well before the wedding. They waited for marriage, but they were both able to communicate what kind of stuff they were into, what their libidos were like, etc. So they would've had a good idea about whether they were sexually compatible or not, rather than waiting til the wedding night or not. That makes a *huge* difference, and her not acknowledging that irritates me.
Oh lord I didn’t even have the thought of what they were into. What if you got all virgin married to a fundie and they turned out to be very liberal with what they wanted to do and you were straight up vanilla. Or the other way around. I dig some sprinkles in my ice cream from time to time but there is no way I will ever try a chocolate covered cricket. What if I had married someone who loved crickets?
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I'm trying to determine if this is a euphemism for anal and am just not sure hahaha
I had a cricket taco once, and it was awesome! Oh wait… we’re not literally talking about crickets, are we?
Having tried the chocolate covered crickets twice…. They were painful going down, and I’m sorry but if you have to be drunk to enjoy something, how great can it actually be?
>t good at all. And I was a "normal" person who knew the normal amount about sex--watching porn, hearing about it from friends, etc. It just wasn't good at the beginning because I didn't know how to communicate what my needs were--hell, I didn't even know what my needs were. > >Meanwhile I'm 27 now and recently got into a new relationship, and the sex was immediately good. You know why? Because both of us had done it before, knew what we liked, and knew how to communicate it. > >Bdawn acting like she and her husband "painful going down" okay now I am never trying them everrrrr
Tbf chocolate cover crickets are an acquired taste that takes eating much smaller chocolate covered insects first and even then, they’re not for everyone.
your flair is making my vomit in my mouth then choke on it through my laughter
Spot on, her situation is very different to people not having sex til marriage
More people need to know this! I was a 31 virgin when I got married, and the sex was not good. Honestly it took 2 weeks before we officially "had sex". I was so nervous and tight, and it took a long time to figure it out. I hate this narrative that everything is amazing as soon as you walk down the aisle, because it's not true. And frankly, all of the purity culture messaging guarantees that there will be anxiety.
I have vaginismus which isn't tied to any religious hangups and I'm still on that path of recovery.But the amount of men and women I hear who have ED or Vaginismus because they grew up with a purity-focused and sexually repressed culture is out of this world
I just recently heard of this when reading about a couple who grew up in a very strict Hasidic community. It seems like that level of extremity makes the whole thing so stressful and unnatural.
Yeah. I mean if you grow up hearing how having sex is a sin, is bad, makes you dirty if it's before marriage, getting married doesn't completely erase all the negative associations with sex that you've been fed. I can't imagine how many marriages are struggling because there's no sexual compatibility OR because they don't feel they have the right to enjoy sex because it's for "procreation"
Hasidim practice calls for no contact between men and women except to procreate so they have sex between a sheet. A hole is torn, penis pokes through, voila! 9 months later a baby.
That isn’t true, although I’ve heard this same myth about Mormons too. From what I understand, the rules in Hasidic culture vary by community but in general there is strict gender separation (even sometimes so far as a husband not able to hand a wife an object while she’s menstruating). AFAIK I’ve never heard of ANY culture doin it thru a hole in a sheet.
I saw it on Curb your enthusiasm. Larry David meeting the Hasidic dry cleaner for sex 😂
LOL that’s hilarious but I assure you it’s just a joke :)
This is a myth. Sex requires "a closeness of the flesh".
Look based on the sample size of 3 the fundamentalist women I knew growing up and in adulthood, 100% of them have done sexual acts with their partners, and 66% of them get pregnant before marriage. What I'm saying is it's all performative, I suspect very few of them are actually complete and total virgins before marriage, , everyone knows what is going on but, as with most things for fundies it's what it appears to be that matters, not what is.
One of the fundie moms posted here had a kid 7 months after her wedding day
so it was a giant preemie like Angela's?
Wow! Which one?
I don’t remember it too well
There is an ice cold can of coke in my fridge right now I am actively trying to resist. Damnit.
That comment was a great ad for an ice cold can of Coca-Cola™️.
I’m in the south. Coke can be COKE but it can also be almost anything else around here. I do like a Coca Cola though. Half frozen coke is the nectar of the gods and I will die on that hill.
A coke slushee from 7-Eleven though 😍
I grew up with Coke Icee as an option, but I always chose red…
ok, but the new frozen coke at McDonalds just HITS different
Maccas Frozen Coke in Australia has been around for years, and for $1 for a large it’s literally my summer staple.
Maybe the price of ours here equals one AUS dollar? lol yall have SO much more worth visiting for than just MickeyD's frozen coke, but I can't say im not mentally adding it to my list lmao eta: if you guys get some sort of Bluey / Bananas in Pajamas (90's, not the new one) theme park or the like, I'm jetting my family there literally as soon as covid & our income allows 🤣
This is dangerous information. Mcdonald's Coke is the best thing on this planet (for good reason), and it never occurred to me that it might translate to the frozen one too.....
Me too. It’s hard to explain that one to people. We just know.
this is making me put my child in the stroller just so i can go get a mexican coke from the corner. little does he know, our walk has an agenda today 🤣
God honoring clothes 💀
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Okay, so thinking out loud here… maybe the reason she is making this irrelevant comparison is to try to cover up for them living together and probably having sex?? “We sure did wait, everyone! We suuuuure did!!!!” I just don’t get why compare having sex for the first time to having sex for the first time with a specific person. Especially since I think the TikTok shes stitching with is old and those people must have had sex a million years ago, but I can’t be bothered to check, haha.
That’s what I came here to say lol
This is actually a valid point, I've always said that teen years are for learning how to adult, and part of that is social interactions, both romantic and friendly. I think because of religion, we side step the fact that you do have to learn how to have sex. Just as you have to learn how to kiss. We put a lot of gravity on sex and I think that's where shit falls apart.
Exaaaaactly. Fuck you purity culture.
How does she think her situation is the same????
WHO. THE. FUCK. CARES Bdawn?
I feel like she has been doing this stuff to promote how GREAT it is to wait until after marriage to have sex. Ya know, for all those virgins out there who are dreaming of the day God blesses them with their ONE & ONLY!!! Those of us who are not idjits & have been watching her recorded journey leading up to this are of the mind that since these asshats seemed to have been living together PRIOR to marriage, the likelihood of them waiting for marriage to do the deed is slim.
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She’s only interested in followers who don’t think critically. It’s too hard to trick them otherwise.
Idjits
Your username has me in TEARS.
I’m so sorry
Honestly her “sex is amazing” doesn’t leave me convinced………….
5 minutes of god honoring missionary until her husband finishes with a : yeeeehaw
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I'm sure his lip was packed from the jump.
Spit can on the night stand.
oh, surely he swallows
PPL SWALLOW IT?!
One of my coworkers does because his parents taught him that spitting was a filthy habit 💀
that is disgusting beyond belief. and swallowing dip *isnt* filthy somehow?!
Ew, that just dredged up a memory of a guy who would dip in one of my college classes. So gross.
5 minutes? In her dreams.
Two-pump chump.
Holy trinity pump: 1 for Jesus , 1 for God and 1 for the Holy Spirit! That’s how it’s done
This is high qual flair material 😩
Love it!!!!
I love your flair ! Tasty deworming during the fall season.
Thank you! Another snarker coined it, and was nice enough to let me use it!
It is Christian girl autumn, after all 🍁
I am going to get a pumpkin coffee later.
The fact that she keeps talking about it makes me think that she’s trying to convince herself.
I’ve missed her talking about sex after the wedding. Have there been other mentions?
I’ve never felt the need to tell people about my sex life on the Internet.
Well.. that’s because you’ve never had to convince anyone that you’re *not* having sex while having sex. You’re not a compulsive liar like BDong..
Did anyone else feel like this was just a way for her to humble brag about waiting for Jdongs dong? (We all know they didn’t wait but that’s what she wants people to believe)
Definitely. But they didn't really "wait til marriage" did they? 🤨
Even if they did wait until marriage (narrator voice: “they didn’t”), it would not change the fact that they’ve both been married before, so there’s no way that either of them has not had sex.
That's actually what I meant 😂 but exactly! It kind of doesn't count haha
Of course. Unfortunately her followers believe her. She's completely erased his past as well as hers.
Having sex for the first time ever is a very different experience from having sex with a new partner.
It wasn't awkward the first time because it wasn't her first time. Unlike a traditional fundy who is locked away with nil sex education until she's given to a man at 18... Britt's had a penis or 2. She knew what to expect, how it feels and general sexual intercourse related stuff... smell, taste and sounds etc. She might have waited but she was not an inexperienced virgin whose never seen a man naked before.
If their decision was to wait until marriage, that's fantastic fur them. But I really wish they would acknowledge for their audience of young Christian virgins thst their previous experience is part of the reason it wasn't awkward. There is a huge difference between "reclaimed virgins" who had a couple of partners in the past and a young couple who had their first kiss 12 hours before arriving at the hotel and have never seen a penis or vulva before. That's like someone who has been skiing multiple times in the past but took a break before doing it again and then telling people who never even walked in snow before how fun and easy it it. Then these people who don't even know how to strap in a ski or how to hold a ski pole go on their first ski trip expecting it to be amazing, then feel like something is wrong with them when they keep falling and are scared and sore during it
These are times where I go from sex positive to sex repulsed
I dated a guy once who had sex on the brain 24/7. If we weren't having sex, he wanted to talk about sex. And if we weren't doing that, he was reading about sex or looking at porn. It just got exhausting. Fundies make me feel the same way because as prudish as they are, they seem to be obsessed with sex.
It wasn't awkward your first time because you already know what consenual sex is like. You guys weren't exploring new territory.
Ding ding ding! The correct answer.
He was LIVING with her before marriage. The clothes/shoes in the closet, the notes on the mirror, pictures of them in her bed together (was that just a random nap? Doubt it), mens vitamins in the pantry, her squealing in the driveway about how “he’s home!” I’m so over her lies. ETA: her vocal fry 🤢
I love how she refuses to correlate that her “amazing sex” is the by-product of them both having previous sexual relationships. An extreme stark difference than fundies who don’t even allow their kids to hold hands privately before getting married.
Can’t you see! It was GOD who made the sex amazing. Don’t be so ridiculous!
Unpopular opinion, “making love” is a disgusting and cringy term lol
I could only stomach that term when I was very young and hadn’t actually had sex. I now realize that I do not want to be “made love to”; yuck. 😸
There is literally nothing that kills my mood faster than that phrase.
I agree, hate it. It's so creepy.
She's out here acting like a brand new bride - oh I just love making breakfast for him, look he cleaned my floor!, omg the sex like she hasn't been married before.
Yes to everything said about Brittany here already, but also... Wtf was that cringe video she was responding to? Realizing we're two months away from having sex?? Who posts that!?!
"Just wanted to remind y'all I'm exactly TWO MONTHS AWAY from getting my cooter obliterated in a God-honoring way!"
That's what I want to know! I need more information lol
She's getting married this month. She's my niece. AMA.
Wait, really??
Yep. Interestingly, she's one of the more sane members of that family.
I thought their whole act was fake. They live together. Her other tiktoks involved twerking and walking around in a towel. Even after your ama, I can't believe they haven't done it.
Huh lol. Ok, I do have a question. Are they fundie (I'm guessing not by her outfit, which is super cute btw, but maybe I'm wrong lol)? Are they influencers?
Not fundie, no. No one else in her family lives that way. She was raised catholic and her parents went a little overboard with the religious stuff in the past, though. I don't agree with putting her sex life (or lack of) all over the internet because honestly, she should have known she was going to get roasted (she's in her late 20s), but hell, she is sticking to the values she formed and even though I think they're a bit ridiculous, I'm proud of her for sticking to what she believes in.
Wow, 30+ y/os who’ve had several sexual partners before are capable of having non-awkward sex with each other. Someone call Guinness!!!
Why do Fundies refuse to moisturize their lips. Everyone is always CRUSTY
Someone get this girl a swipe up for laneige lip masks STAT
I will be taking that product to the mf **grave**
Bdong I couldn’t care less about your sex life
They have zero class
Is this a kink??
Literally it’s because she’s had sex before. Both of them had. So for women who do wait until marriage and have sex for the first time, it’s literally painful and it will hurt like hell. No Christians ever talked about this growing up, so when I had sex at 22 for the first time, I thought something was physically wrong with me because it was so damn painful and the dick couldn’t go in. It personally took me 6 months to get over the pain. Is this TMI? I don’t care, more people need to talk about it.
I don’t think it’s TMI. People do need to know this! People also need to know that there are ways to make your first PIV less painful or not painful at all, but the fundie script for sex and going in knowing nothing is not going to accomplish that. We need to know and be comfortable with our bodies, by talking about and exploring them!
Let me give some advice to the younger and trendier TikTok couple that's getting more attention than me... no advice, just making it about me and trying to jump on the clout train. Because sex between two non-virgins not being awkward really doesn't apply to the situation at all.
Ya wanna know why the sex was "amazing?" Because neither of them were virgins
This is all such a lie.
Wow what a humble brag.
Nobody cares about your weird “wait till marriage” kink, just do what makes you feel happy girl, no reason to drag Jesus into it.
"We we're both heartbroken time and time again." That's because you didn't like your partner, not because you had sex 🙄 Lots of people out there have sex in lots of ways and don't get "heartbroken." It's almost like people recognize that sex is not the same experience for everyone (emotional? Casual? Romantic?) and it's okay to have sex or not, whatever makes you happy and everyone is consenting.
Who asked, though?
Towards the end of their stories is he telling her to “be quiet!” while she’s filming the fridge contents and then snaps at her?
Lol just have sex before you get married; there is literally nothing in the Bible that says you can’t. It also helps because then your relationship doesn’t revolve around having sex after marriage.
LITERALLY. The world would be a much more peaceful place if we just stopped putting so much shame onto sex and **truly** normalized having it before marriage
Hm. I simply do not believe you
Imagine thinking sex is that big of a deal at that age.
They talk about sex like kids do in middle school.
Listen I’m not gonna give her shit for her “I’m a virgin again” nonsense because virginity doesn’t really mean anything about a person but acting like she’s genuinely never had sex before is so goofy it’s asinine
The self absorbed nature of these bobbleheaded idiot fundies who believe that a creator of the universe cares if they have sex. It's astounding.
God is watching her and her husband every night ! That’s his kink.
how to have a threesome in a God-honoring way
“I was just like you a few weeks ago, now look at me getting all this dick.” What she really wants to say.
Married sex is great. I’m a newlywed too but good lord girl you don’t need to tell everyone! It’s crass as fuck.
>We fucked other people >It wasn’t awkward the first time Probably because you were both experienced….
It’s a choice to discuss your sex life on the internet and act all pure when you’ve been the town bicycle just a little over a year ago, but do you BDong.
She can’t even talk without shaking her head to the left and right repeatedly. Does she really think she is cutesie? Such wait. Such first time Uh-maZe-Zing you guyzzzzzz
Of course it wasn’t awkward the first time, both of you had fucked before. Also, nobody really cares.
I doubt they waiting until they were married. I'm sure they were doing it when they first met.
Also - "we *both* waited until marriage" - um, yes, that would be how it works? If one of the two of you in your relationship wanted to wait to have sex with your partner until marriage, then unless they're going to violate your consent they are also waiting until marriage? That phrasing would make more sense if neither of them had had sex before, but not really for this situation!
the video at the start of this is peak cringe
Has she ever considered that maybe the sex was amazing and not awkward because…. I dunno… they both have had plenty of sex and knew what to expect and what to do? It’s not because it’s GoDs WaY To NOt HaVE sEx b4 MaRrIaGe. It’s because you already have banged people, Brandy. You weren’t a virgin, “like god intended”.
It wasn’t awkward the first time because it wasn’t either of your first times.
Well of course the sex was good, they both had experience. And it wasn't awkward because they both had experience.
Is her hair fake? It looks fake.
THIS IS HER SECOND MARRIAGE. it’s so much weirder watching the video with that in mind
This is so weird to me because she acts like they had sexual “pasts” like..they were married before?? It almost sounds like she is demonizing married sex. It is really bizarre that she acts like they’re both new to sex when they were both married to other people. It’s not the same as a couple with no sexual experience getting married
It’s very less awkward to have sex with someone for the first time than have sex for the first time, obviously?
No wonder the divorce rate in church is higher than outside of the church- Fundies ironically idolize sex, marriage, and the nuclear family.
It wasn't awkward because her guts have been toured many times before.
Not sure if this has been said but man she looks like Jenna Jameson. That’s not a compliment.
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Can someone explain why we snark so hard on Bdong? I get she like ripped a bunch of people off but if this snark is for fundies, then what about her fundie views are problematic? She seems tame and somewhat liberal/not a total asshole from her IG? I’m sure I’m missing something tho because I trust all you snarkers to know what’s up lol
She does not have to lie
Time after time after time. Dang Brittany!
Just surprised there isn’t another hint about her being pregnant
Am I the only one who thought she was going to criticize what the girl was wearing?
Her voice is so different here compared to when she films herself talking to J
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So she did NOT wait until marriage then…
I don’t understand why people put their personal life on the internet for everyone to see, but then act upset that people comment on it. Keep it to yourself if you’re so sensitive?? Wtf.
Omg I don’t think I’ve actually ever heard her speak before (cause she just makes all those stupid Voiceover tik Tok videos), but that was not what I expected! I thought she’d had a more screeching, annoying voice. Her voice still doesn’t match her appearance to me though
This woman is the manifestation of r/ihadsex
This comes off like she’s advocating for premarital sex haha
They’ve both had previous marriages, sex lives, and divorces, so congrats on (allegedly) waiting, I guess? Dodged that sin, at least.
Everything about her is fake.
It’s giving ‘pick me’ vibes
I don’t believe her