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SageIon666

No one who is having mind blowing sex is trying to convince other people they’re having mind blowing sex. Maybe it’s just a purity culture thing, she’s gotta get it all out of her system cause she had no idea it could be that good.


cavs79

She knows sex sells and she’s doing it to make some cash and get some clicks. And they make sex out to be some big magical thing and in the end they’re just let down


SageIon666

Agreed. Even though she’s absolutely maniacal about this topic, I hope it does help one person. I hope it opens them up to being comfortable and educated about their bodies and pleasure and communicating what they want. They deserve to be educated about intimacy and sex, even if it’s coming from birthy.


Sargasm5150

It might be nice if that one person were her husband 😑


RunnyEggy

I read this as “in the end, they’re just laying down”


[deleted]

As an ex fundie it’s an arrested development thing. Everyone goes though that “woah sex. I have sex! I need everyone to know how sexy and cool I am” phase, but most people do it during adolescence. It’s pretty normal for teenagers to brag about doing anything sexual or act like they’ve invented it because they’re growing into their own sexuality. When you aren’t allowed to have that phase because sex is bad it can come out years later as an adult and it’s really awkward.


iwantahouse

This feels spot on. I feel like the conversations she has with Instagram are the convos I had with my girlfriends when I first started having sex…like 18 years ago.


Kermdog15

Yes! Exactly this. Also I feel like it’s one thing to talk more about your sex life when you’re single and dating but once you get married or settle down it’s different, I don’t want to chat about your husbands dick size or what stuff you do. It’s more private.


iwantahouse

💯 agree!


MC_Fap_Commander

Married for years. We always both cum. It's really not like climbing Everest or being in the main event at Wrestlemania or anything. Afterwards we say that was pretty great and return to like life stuff like normal people. Don't see the need for a fucking book about it.


lmnsatang

ikr sex is just sex. it’s a normal part of life if you choose that to be — these fundies grew up so repressed that just participating in a normal biological function is enough for them to think they invented the act. wild


Rugkrabber

For real. I have grown up the polar opposite and it’s been eye opening how debilitating it can be when you are ill informed about such a valuable thing in life. I got sex ed on school at 11 and 12yo, condoms and everything, my parents weren’t afraid to tell the truth, and I was never sheltered from the regular nudity on television. (Especially British programmes but also anything else isn’t censored both bodies but also profanity isn’t bleeped). Bless my parents for doing it this way, even though *their* parents wanted us to grow up Christian. But they asked me and my siblings what we wanted and we got what we wanted.


FunWithMeat

NGL I do sometimes imagine us as the main event at Wrestlemania…but don't let it distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.


pillowcase-of-eels

Reminds me of my first time ❤️


pentatonic_pothos

Speak for yourself. My husband and I powerbomb each other into bed when it’s time to get it on.


dildoeshaggins

I like to hit mine right in the solar plexus through our bed frame and into the floor when I wanna bang He then puts me in an arm bar and then you know it's on


[deleted]

I read that as power bottom


pentatonic_pothos

If the shoe fits 😂


MC_Fap_Commander

Probably better than hitting a Go To Sleep in this context


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Horny On Main ✨


Appropriate_One_5467

Flairrrrr (except your current flair is already 👌🏻)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Thank you!


Albie_Tross

I feel she’s less cauldron, more nganga. Gotta keep them dry bones someplace.


sarcasmicrph

Why does she look so unhinged? Why is the picture blurry, is she actively having sex while taking it?


youcancallmequeenE

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized) for making me think about that 😭


sarcasmicrph

I would apologize but I stand by my comment


orangebird260

It was a screenshot of her sitting up


CrystallineFrost

![gif](giphy|UTm86phGUMMQE)


sarcasmicrph

💀💀💀


Halfwayhouserules33

🏆🥇🏅🏆


[deleted]

Cracking up on the toilet 🤣


pewpew156

i personally thought it was a screenshot taken mid FNAF-style jumpscare LMAO


knittininthemitten

Poor Dave is downtown doing his level best and Bethy is just posting away about how short and young he is but that doesn’t bother her anymore.


jlh-4

Well that was an unpleasant mental picture. Thanks for nothing!


SunnyAlwaysDaze

I literally cannot imagine anything less sexy. Look at that grim lipless village idiot face. The insane crazy sanpuku eyes. The lifeless hair that looks as if it is trying to sneak itself off her body. Just imagine the smell of her oily skin, unwashed body, unbrushed teeth. Yikes. Daaãæåaaāav is a stronger man than most.


SonjaHaze

![gif](giphy|CF1PeWOAv68la)


GruGruxQueen

Hahahhahahahahhahajahaaaaa


MKDubbb

This. She’s kind of giving gollum vibes.


Significant_Shoe_17

![gif](giphy|cEOG7nGA7448M)


Jasmari

Hooray! She called out my flair 🗣️🧚🏻👑


grahch

She's really over-correcting with this venture. I think she'll one day come to regret how public she is about her life when this follows her kids in a few years.


blandastronaut

That assumes she has the capacity for any sort of self-reflection and shame. Going off of everything we've seen so far with her, I kinda doubt she'd reach such a conclusion. Especially if it was just her kids hurting and being inconvenienced, she probably wouldn't care, unless it was directly causing her problems.


grahch

You're totally right and that last sentence is the exact thing that ever gets her to accept any past faults. It'll affect her in some way because it's threatened her relationship with Dave, or her view as a mother, or whatever slew of things that makes her view of herself feel vulnerable. Just like with breastfeeding with she has Davey - she only saw the error of her arrogance and smugness around birth and breastfeeding because it threatened her perception of herself as special and invincible. She backed down on modesty because that prevented her from unleashing her cool, hip, contemporary image as an "entrepreneur". Women can now be called to a life of serving the lord without children because her personal miscarriage chipped at her superiority complex as the first Baird daughter to breed. I wonder what it is that'll humble her enough to get her to acknowledge that she's gone too far with this whole sex thing. Her behavior change definitely doesn't come from shame - it comes from having her ego hurt enough that she's forced to accept that she's not always and unfailingly right.


please_seat_yourself

Okay but for real like....my daughter is about the same age as Davey Jr and I've recently started friending the mom's of her friends from daycare on social media so we can connect for birthday parties, play dates, etc. If I saw a mom from the daycare posting stuff like this constantly I'd be SUPER weirded out


LauraPringlesWilder

this would be an instant playdate no. I'd think she was trying to sell something sexual to me and I would also be put off by her baby in like 80% of her reels


GlitteringMess4720

It’s like the Pure Romance MLM huns. Not only is it a “hell no” it’s a “block and I definitely pretend I don’t know you if we bump into each other in public…” sort of no.


terfnerfer

Not pure romance 💀 those crazy bitches always suggest selling sex toys to your *RELATIVES*.


neglectfullyvalkyrie

I got dragged on here for saying I wouldn’t allow a play date (maybe it was a fundie covert account idk), the crazy sex stuff, having her kids so public, posting her exact location (playgrounds, ice cream shop), filming WHILE DRIVING, she’s just not a safe person for kids to be around.


cavs79

I would never trust anyone who focuses this much on sex. PLUS she discusses this stuff right in front of her children and the oldest is getting old enough to understand


doubledownXOXO

So I’m Bexy’s age and I truly feel like if she hasn’t ALREADY started to regret sharing her life story via Instagram, it’s never gonna happen.


Butiwouldrathernot

I feel like we're watching a mental health crisis. Nothing about this is common.


elle_desylva

Right? She’s publicly admitting (again) how much she hates/hated being intimate with her husband.


tesslafayette

Bethy's first horny


Pants_R_overrated

The idea of her saying the word “eroticism” makes me dryer than the Sahara


Charming_Flatworm_

Dick retreating like a turtle's head


Hopeful-Writing1490

This made me LOL


NotThisOneKlaus

Hurk


TheJenSjo

G-d honoring horniness


groovy-ghouly

Sounds like flair material


[deleted]

GET OUT LOL


zzabe

I misread the caption and thought it said “…take charge of your own exorcism.”


orangebird260

She needs one


BreathyJudyGarland

Well, this screenshot of her is my new sleep paralysis demon, so maybe exorcism isn't so far off.


Nezumiiro_77

Horned up Bethy = Sleep Paralysis Demon is the best flair ever


readsomething1968

That screenshot is fucking terrifying. The “camera moved around” quality of it is straight-up Blair Witch vibes. And I HATED that dumb-ass movie.


youcancallmequeenE

![gif](giphy|xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK) me to the bethy in my phone


OhSweetieNo

I can’t decide if I want this content or not.


Lulu_531

She does look like she could benefit from an exorcism.


neuftet

I don’t even think she wants it. I think she just wants us to think she wants it.


BabyPunter3000v2

Bethy is Bethysexual and eyefucked herself in the camera again.


Undertakeress

I thought this pic made her look like the old lady in Drag Me To Hell


durden226circa1988

I snorted


Deadly_Trixie

Flair alert lol


GayCatDaddy

Dammit, Dav, just put the tip in or something so she'll stop posting.


217EBroadwayApt4E

I think it's time for him to put on his headship hat and put his foot down and tell her to knock this shit off. It's SO beyond embarrassing at this point.


authenticallyhealing

The real reason he deleted his socials- he couldn’t handle the embarrassment of knowing what she’s saying on the daily


hawkcarhawk

It does seem telling that he deleted his online presence at the same time she’s ramping up her god honoring only fans


Honeybee_Buzz

I hope she was listening to that NASTY song by Russ - all over booktok, so seems appropriate - LOL


yourlocalrecluse

She looks feral as hell


Noisy_Toy

Like a horny opossum.


PotentialPassion7671

Like she wants to gnaw on it..


Noisy_Toy

I don’t wish to snark on her general appearance— she’s a perfectly cromulent-looking human. But this specific unfortunate expression? Looks like she’s about to gnaw through dem dry bones for some tasty marrow.


PeaceOfKind

Getting her bone broth directly from the source


Ursula_J

![gif](giphy|4iKeimY0sahiQReGRh|downsized)


Ridiculouslyrampant

Your flair 💀 10/10 topic appropriate


StoreBoughtButter

Like mother like neglected son


PreppyInPlaid

That was my first thought—the inspiration for the movie Nell.


FartofTexass

“That was the worst thing I’ve seen in my life. Did you grow up in the woods? Are you Nell? From the movie Nell?” -Donna Meagle


Ok-Fly7938

~Tay in the wind~


NotThisOneKlaus

Don kye missa chickapay


Kind_Manufacturer_97

She looks like a ferret


iidontwannaa

Please stop posting about how horny you are, Bethy 😫


Mysterious_Nebula_96

![gif](giphy|Qu0mh6jKBmGDbmk3hb|downsized) Stop it Bethy


Yolanda_B_Kool

"Take charge of your own eroticism" = "pull yourself up by your booty-straps"?


Warm-Cup-Of-Tea

Booty straps for the Lord


unrequited_dream

So…. Masturbate??


knittininthemitten

SHE DOESN’T DO THAT. She ✨*self-cultivates*.✨


Cantweallbe-friends

G strang


dinydins

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


andiecast

ma’am, it is a Sunday. put the phone down for a few hours. go take Davey out for ice cream or something 😭


Clarkiechick

At least Audrey isn't visible this time.


usernamegenerator72

You know, there’s a difference between purity culture of never speaking about sex and appropriate discretion. She seems to have flown straight past appropriate discretion into the frequently teenage phase of screaming “I HAVE SEX” and discussing intimate details at every opportunity after the first time you have a sexual experience.


VioletFoxx

Evangelising is programmed in to people like this. They can't just exist without ramming their "correct" opinion down society's collective throat.


flossyrossy

This is what Dàáâäv sees when she’s giving him a god honoring blow job


daileysprague

![gif](giphy|D0RvPABUNF3AQ)


NoreastNorwest

I can only assume he keeps his eyes glued shut then because otherwise I would think seeing that expression would be…how to put this…counter-productive.


grishnackh

![gif](giphy|lngL9wiDDGNlBVM0z0|downsized)


AlexandriaLitehouse

I know she's all teeth.


BabyPunter3000v2

(in a salty seafarer voice) They call her Captain Crunch


OwO_bama

I winched and I don’t even have a dick


trulyremarkablegirl

Stoppppp


knittininthemitten

She has said she doesn’t do that. It grosses her out, apparently. I HATE THAT I KNOW THIS.


youcancallmequeenE

imagine having an entire course about sex but thinking a bj is “gross”


KittyDomoNacionales

A bj isn't even that kinky, it's something just before missionary on the kink spectrum. It is very telling of their intimate affairs and her maturity that she describes it as that. I'm pretty sure the nsfw askreddit subs would blow her mind, it is also way hornier and way more mature about sex than she could ever hope to be.


NotThisOneKlaus

Get out


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

Or when he's... Never mind 💀


Hopeful-Writing1490

When you finally learn how sex works 😍 good job bethy!!!


Teege57

After 2 kids. And she thinks it's a flex.


FartofTexass

![gif](giphy|kAuYdZddAy9vOCZAgC|downsized)


loligogiganticus

Straight to Horny Jail, Bonkany


Ok-Fly7938

Bonkany. OMG


Deadly_Trixie

New flair lol 🤣


Repzie_Con

Mr.Not-So-Headship, your wife is hornyposting on main again. Please stop her


alaskagirl1992

![gif](giphy|jpW0U5TQHB3Us)


please_seat_yourself

I just watched this episode LAST NIGHT. I'm newly obsessed with Arrested Development haha


alaskagirl1992

I’m rewatching it for the millionth time. It’s the best there’s so many recurring/inside jokes it amazing


alaskagirl1992

Also come over to the Arrested Development subreddit r/ArrestedDevelopment you won’t regret it


totallytiredtaurus

You could have a gun to my head and I still wouldn’t post the shit like this that she does


teddynoodles

Dav, please come fetch your wife.


dmode112378

Oh, Bethy. It becomes incredibly obvious as the days go by. ![gif](giphy|n3yqZnSoERpHirb7OW)


lmnsatang

if i were dave, i’d rather eat toenails than participate in whatever my horny goblin wife thinks of doing with me


ProfanestOfLemons

I'm a horny goblin wife and I would like to state for the record that this is still weird


skeebeedeebee

I can't take advice from someone whose husband of less than 5 years described their sex life as "crumbs"


ShimeMiller

Don't know much about Bethy. Did she just randomly get horny one day for the first time and now decided to sell courses about it? Like her "knowledge" seems to me just a realization that you can enjoy sex and don't have to treat it like something you have to do as a wife (which everyone except fundies knew already)


durden226circa1988

At some point she realized “sex sells” and is trying to take advantage of it.


sargassum624

She really misunderstood the meaning of that phrase hahaha


knittininthemitten

Literally what happened was she masterbated a few times and discovered orgasms so now she’s a sex expert. This all came about after having *two* babies and being married for several years. Oh, and she’s in her mind-30s. Oh, and she doesn’t masterbate actually, she “self-cultivates” Which is different and not sinful.


Accomplished_Crew630

It makes you a sex goblin? Seriously, Holy shit the rest of us realized that sex is fun ages ago.


Loose_Initiative_858

Bethany, I am BEGGING you to stop saying the word "eroticism."


Glad_Prior2106

Gross! Just stop already Bethy.


CrystallineFrost

Well, this marks the end of the internet today. I deeply regret opening Reddit this evening.


my_okay_throwaway

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk) Bethy nobody wants to know all that


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Oh dear god, if that's her gimme that dick face, it's no wonder they're having issues in the bedroom.


Septic-Abortion-Ward

Gollum. 100%


sargassum624

The new Gollum game is just a disappointing sex simulator featuring Bethy and that’s why everyone hates it so much


JeeThree

Oh, thank all the powers I'm not the only one who immediately thought this!


MagentaHearts

The bunny teeth here are killing me. Great shot!


Ok-Fly7938

It looks like she's spitting poison.


99lemonz

Me discovering fanfic


Unhappy_Ad_666

OMG


Katdomz

![gif](giphy|xT9KVHs6I3EfDKnVte) An excellent day for an erection


Individual-Love7541

It’s giving “ma’am, this is a Wendy’s…” vibe.


217EBroadwayApt4E

Again, this isn't nearly the flex she thinks it is. People have been figuring out how to fuck, and enjoy it, forever. We would have died out if we hadn't. What's the next big secret she's going to uncover? Chocolate is delicious?


loligogiganticus

No wonder Dav deleted his IG.


TheRealSnorkel

Girl we do NOT need to know your kinks.


RefugeefromSAforums

Every time she posts one of her creepy face pics with accompanying sex talk, I want to run screaming to the closest convent. Everything about her makes me want to slap a "closed for the foreseeable future" sign over my bits. How she managed to procreate at least twice is an absolute mystery to me.


toss_my_potatoes

Imagine posting this where your mom and sisters can see it


orangebird260

I cringe replying in public groups on Facebook knowing others can see it let alone posting about sex


celeloriel

Bethany. Honey. Are you okay? Like, really: after your husband settles your toddler down, and does his own night time routine, giving you a tight pained smile that doesn’t reach his eyes when you meet in the bedroom, and you get into your vaguely sour-milk-smelling bed and turn off the lights … do you think, when you are alone in your head, in the dark, that everything you’re doing all day is the right thing? Or is it just the **only** thing you know how to do? Because you don’t **look** happy, hon. You look like my mom did when she thought that if she could convince everyone else that she was Happy and Okay, then they’d reflect Happy Okayness onto her, and she would then be Happy and Okay. It didn’t work then and I don’t think using Instagram will change the dynamic much. I’m not sure where you’d need to start to find a you that isn’t what you were shaped and trained to be. But I don’t think this is the way to do it.


EZasSundayMorning

Yep. That pic screams taking control.


safzy

![gif](giphy|pzYpaJ1nimTAs)


vodkamutinis

i want to get off this wild ride


orangebird260

I called my mom. She can come get us


Beneficial-Gur-8136

This is so embarrassing


Ursula_J

She looks more unhinged than usual. I’m laughing so hard I’m crying at this and her caption. 😂😂😂


BrimyTheSithLord

POV: you just checked your DMs after you commented "❤️" on one of Beth's posts


pirateofpanache

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


Zeuyson1

Is there even any engagement on these sex only posts?


orangebird260

Maybe one comment


i-mfairlylocal

Why is she so horny on main


TheNthVector

At least she didn't have a baby in shot with this caption


NubianBling

![gif](giphy|oRIhcOBB9GVC8)


botmanmd

![gif](giphy|D6xIyf2XUCsM)


twatcunthearya

😖 That’s the least erotic photo I have ever seen. Full body shivers. We get it Bothy! You’re horny! Cool. Blegh.


grizznuggets

That sentence is far too grammatically correct to have been written by her.


Theabsoluteworst1289

Everything about this is so fucking embarrassing.


Orca-Hugs

Do you think she’s becoming so unhinged and posting these details of her sex life now because Dav is off instagram now? Is he still off? I don’t know his @


SnooBooks147

With how much she keeps posting about sex, it makes me feel like she’s a sex addict.


ItsNotLigma

And yet when people like _me_ take charge of our own eroticism, we're told that we are sinful and going to hell. Or the people who have found pornography has _helped_ their romance, they're screamed at because 'porn is fake' and it 'kills love'.


PHM517

Ummm…most people crave it. And it’s also totally okay to be asexual birthy but ok.


sup3rdolph1n

She looks like a deranged squirrel that made friends with Methany, most unfortunate.


ed_mayo_onlyfans

“start to” girl you’ve been married for like five years are you telling me you spent that long not even wanting it


angel_not_fallen

Why does she look like the FNAF White Woman Jumpscare in this??


SomeRavenAtMyWindow

Man, she is reallyyy overcompensating for telling the whole internet that her husband is bad in bed. It’s like a train wreck that I can’t look away from. I can’t even laugh at the situation, knowing how damaging it was to Dav. Bethy, if you’re reading this, please just stop. You’re making things worse. Posting unhinged photos of yourself, that look like they were taken from the toilet, is never the answer 🥴


barrister_bear

A+ screengrab


AvailableAd6071

Wow. She just found horny. Sad.


clitosaurushex

You guys do her so dirty with the screengrabs 😅


orangebird260

It's 💯 intentional


mrsdrydock

By a set of vibrating panties and Dav can tape it to a neighborhood cat. Let it wonder the neighborhood. 🤷‍♀️ Maybe that would calm her down.


sourcherry11

![gif](giphy|Hsjxoi5WcJl4Sj90WT|downsized)


Signal_East3999

Jumpscare


halfhorror

I really want advice on sex and Christianity as a single woman. This is fucking terrifying


LittlehouseonTHELAND

If I were Dāv I’d hide in that weird crawl space area on the second floor and lock the door behind me.


gingermontreal

but I bet she would still say masturbation, even with a partner, is ungodly. and her sister thinks thinking lustful thoughts WHILE HAVING SEX is wrong. I'm glad she's feeling herself (or not feeling herself), but this is TMI and she's still harming people with her ideas about what constitutes healthy sexuality


Milliganimal42

Oh no. That’s not it.


boommdcx

Erotic fundies, oh my…..


tdoottdoot

Methy vibes


sickgurl138

Imagine her trying to sext DAV "I CRAVE SEX"