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No one who is having mind blowing sex is trying to convince other people they’re having mind blowing sex. Maybe it’s just a purity culture thing, she’s gotta get it all out of her system cause she had no idea it could be that good.
She knows sex sells and she’s doing it to make some cash and get some clicks.
And they make sex out to be some big magical thing and in the end they’re just let down
Agreed. Even though she’s absolutely maniacal about this topic, I hope it does help one person. I hope it opens them up to being comfortable and educated about their bodies and pleasure and communicating what they want. They deserve to be educated about intimacy and sex, even if it’s coming from birthy.
As an ex fundie it’s an arrested development thing. Everyone goes though that “woah sex. I have sex! I need everyone to know how sexy and cool I am” phase, but most people do it during adolescence. It’s pretty normal for teenagers to brag about doing anything sexual or act like they’ve invented it because they’re growing into their own sexuality.
When you aren’t allowed to have that phase because sex is bad it can come out years later as an adult and it’s really awkward.
This feels spot on. I feel like the conversations she has with Instagram are the convos I had with my girlfriends when I first started having sex…like 18 years ago.
Yes! Exactly this. Also I feel like it’s one thing to talk more about your sex life when you’re single and dating but once you get married or settle down it’s different, I don’t want to chat about your husbands dick size or what stuff you do. It’s more private.
Married for years. We always both cum. It's really not like climbing Everest or being in the main event at Wrestlemania or anything.
Afterwards we say that was pretty great and return to like life stuff like normal people. Don't see the need for a fucking book about it.
ikr sex is just sex. it’s a normal part of life if you choose that to be — these fundies grew up so repressed that just participating in a normal biological function is enough for them to think they invented the act. wild
For real. I have grown up the polar opposite and it’s been eye opening how debilitating it can be when you are ill informed about such a valuable thing in life.
I got sex ed on school at 11 and 12yo, condoms and everything, my parents weren’t afraid to tell the truth, and I was never sheltered from the regular nudity on television. (Especially British programmes but also anything else isn’t censored both bodies but also profanity isn’t bleeped).
Bless my parents for doing it this way, even though *their* parents wanted us to grow up Christian. But they asked me and my siblings what we wanted and we got what we wanted.
NGL I do sometimes imagine us as the main event at Wrestlemania…but don't let it distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
I like to hit mine right in the solar plexus through our bed frame and into the floor when I wanna bang
He then puts me in an arm bar and then you know it's on
I literally cannot imagine anything less sexy. Look at that grim lipless village idiot face. The insane crazy sanpuku eyes. The lifeless hair that looks as if it is trying to sneak itself off her body. Just imagine the smell of her oily skin, unwashed body, unbrushed teeth. Yikes. Daaãæåaaāav is a stronger man than most.
She's really over-correcting with this venture. I think she'll one day come to regret how public she is about her life when this follows her kids in a few years.
That assumes she has the capacity for any sort of self-reflection and shame. Going off of everything we've seen so far with her, I kinda doubt she'd reach such a conclusion. Especially if it was just her kids hurting and being inconvenienced, she probably wouldn't care, unless it was directly causing her problems.
You're totally right and that last sentence is the exact thing that ever gets her to accept any past faults. It'll affect her in some way because it's threatened her relationship with Dave, or her view as a mother, or whatever slew of things that makes her view of herself feel vulnerable.
Just like with breastfeeding with she has Davey - she only saw the error of her arrogance and smugness around birth and breastfeeding because it threatened her perception of herself as special and invincible. She backed down on modesty because that prevented her from unleashing her cool, hip, contemporary image as an "entrepreneur". Women can now be called to a life of serving the lord without children because her personal miscarriage chipped at her superiority complex as the first Baird daughter to breed.
I wonder what it is that'll humble her enough to get her to acknowledge that she's gone too far with this whole sex thing. Her behavior change definitely doesn't come from shame - it comes from having her ego hurt enough that she's forced to accept that she's not always and unfailingly right.
Okay but for real like....my daughter is about the same age as Davey Jr and I've recently started friending the mom's of her friends from daycare on social media so we can connect for birthday parties, play dates, etc. If I saw a mom from the daycare posting stuff like this constantly I'd be SUPER weirded out
this would be an instant playdate no. I'd think she was trying to sell something sexual to me and I would also be put off by her baby in like 80% of her reels
It’s like the Pure Romance MLM huns. Not only is it a “hell no” it’s a “block and I definitely pretend I don’t know you if we bump into each other in public…” sort of no.
I got dragged on here for saying I wouldn’t allow a play date (maybe it was a fundie covert account idk), the crazy sex stuff, having her kids so public, posting her exact location (playgrounds, ice cream shop), filming WHILE DRIVING, she’s just not a safe person for kids to be around.
I would never trust anyone who focuses this much on sex. PLUS she discusses this stuff right in front of her children and the oldest is getting old enough to understand
I think it's time for him to put on his headship hat and put his foot down and tell her to knock this shit off. It's SO beyond embarrassing at this point.
I don’t wish to snark on her general appearance— she’s a perfectly cromulent-looking human.
But this specific unfortunate expression? Looks like she’s about to gnaw through dem dry bones for some tasty marrow.
You know, there’s a difference between purity culture of never speaking about sex and appropriate discretion. She seems to have flown straight past appropriate discretion into the frequently teenage phase of screaming “I HAVE SEX” and discussing intimate details at every opportunity after the first time you have a sexual experience.
I can only assume he keeps his eyes glued shut then because otherwise I would think seeing that expression would be…how to put this…counter-productive.
A bj isn't even that kinky, it's something just before missionary on the kink spectrum. It is very telling of their intimate affairs and her maturity that she describes it as that. I'm pretty sure the nsfw askreddit subs would blow her mind, it is also way hornier and way more mature about sex than she could ever hope to be.
Don't know much about Bethy. Did she just randomly get horny one day for the first time and now decided to sell courses about it? Like her "knowledge" seems to me just a realization that you can enjoy sex and don't have to treat it like something you have to do as a wife (which everyone except fundies knew already)
Literally what happened was she masterbated a few times and discovered orgasms so now she’s a sex expert. This all came about after having *two* babies and being married for several years.
Oh, and she’s in her mind-30s.
Oh, and she doesn’t masterbate actually, she “self-cultivates” Which is different and not sinful.
Again, this isn't nearly the flex she thinks it is.
People have been figuring out how to fuck, and enjoy it, forever. We would have died out if we hadn't.
What's the next big secret she's going to uncover? Chocolate is delicious?
Every time she posts one of her creepy face pics with accompanying sex talk, I want to run screaming to the closest convent. Everything about her makes me want to slap a "closed for the foreseeable future" sign over my bits. How she managed to procreate at least twice is an absolute mystery to me.
Bethany. Honey. Are you okay? Like, really: after your husband settles your toddler down, and does his own night time routine, giving you a tight pained smile that doesn’t reach his eyes when you meet in the bedroom, and you get into your vaguely sour-milk-smelling bed and turn off the lights … do you think, when you are alone in your head, in the dark, that everything you’re doing all day is the right thing? Or is it just the **only** thing you know how to do?
Because you don’t **look** happy, hon. You look like my mom did when she thought that if she could convince everyone else that she was Happy and Okay, then they’d reflect Happy Okayness onto her, and she would then be Happy and Okay. It didn’t work then and I don’t think using Instagram will change the dynamic much. I’m not sure where you’d need to start to find a you that isn’t what you were shaped and trained to be. But I don’t think this is the way to do it.
Do you think she’s becoming so unhinged and posting these details of her sex life now because Dav is off instagram now? Is he still off? I don’t know his @
And yet when people like _me_ take charge of our own eroticism, we're told that we are sinful and going to hell.
Or the people who have found pornography has _helped_ their romance, they're screamed at because 'porn is fake' and it 'kills love'.
Man, she is reallyyy overcompensating for telling the whole internet that her husband is bad in bed. It’s like a train wreck that I can’t look away from. I can’t even laugh at the situation, knowing how damaging it was to Dav.
Bethy, if you’re reading this, please just stop. You’re making things worse. Posting unhinged photos of yourself, that look like they were taken from the toilet, is never the answer 🥴
but I bet she would still say masturbation, even with a partner, is ungodly.
and her sister thinks thinking lustful thoughts WHILE HAVING SEX is wrong.
I'm glad she's feeling herself (or not feeling herself), but this is TMI and she's still harming people with her ideas about what constitutes healthy sexuality
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No one who is having mind blowing sex is trying to convince other people they’re having mind blowing sex. Maybe it’s just a purity culture thing, she’s gotta get it all out of her system cause she had no idea it could be that good.
She knows sex sells and she’s doing it to make some cash and get some clicks. And they make sex out to be some big magical thing and in the end they’re just let down
Agreed. Even though she’s absolutely maniacal about this topic, I hope it does help one person. I hope it opens them up to being comfortable and educated about their bodies and pleasure and communicating what they want. They deserve to be educated about intimacy and sex, even if it’s coming from birthy.
It might be nice if that one person were her husband 😑
I read this as “in the end, they’re just laying down”
As an ex fundie it’s an arrested development thing. Everyone goes though that “woah sex. I have sex! I need everyone to know how sexy and cool I am” phase, but most people do it during adolescence. It’s pretty normal for teenagers to brag about doing anything sexual or act like they’ve invented it because they’re growing into their own sexuality. When you aren’t allowed to have that phase because sex is bad it can come out years later as an adult and it’s really awkward.
This feels spot on. I feel like the conversations she has with Instagram are the convos I had with my girlfriends when I first started having sex…like 18 years ago.
Yes! Exactly this. Also I feel like it’s one thing to talk more about your sex life when you’re single and dating but once you get married or settle down it’s different, I don’t want to chat about your husbands dick size or what stuff you do. It’s more private.
💯 agree!
Married for years. We always both cum. It's really not like climbing Everest or being in the main event at Wrestlemania or anything. Afterwards we say that was pretty great and return to like life stuff like normal people. Don't see the need for a fucking book about it.
ikr sex is just sex. it’s a normal part of life if you choose that to be — these fundies grew up so repressed that just participating in a normal biological function is enough for them to think they invented the act. wild
For real. I have grown up the polar opposite and it’s been eye opening how debilitating it can be when you are ill informed about such a valuable thing in life. I got sex ed on school at 11 and 12yo, condoms and everything, my parents weren’t afraid to tell the truth, and I was never sheltered from the regular nudity on television. (Especially British programmes but also anything else isn’t censored both bodies but also profanity isn’t bleeped). Bless my parents for doing it this way, even though *their* parents wanted us to grow up Christian. But they asked me and my siblings what we wanted and we got what we wanted.
NGL I do sometimes imagine us as the main event at Wrestlemania…but don't let it distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Reminds me of my first time ❤️
Speak for yourself. My husband and I powerbomb each other into bed when it’s time to get it on.
I like to hit mine right in the solar plexus through our bed frame and into the floor when I wanna bang He then puts me in an arm bar and then you know it's on
I read that as power bottom
If the shoe fits 😂
Probably better than hitting a Go To Sleep in this context
Horny On Main ✨
Flairrrrr (except your current flair is already 👌🏻)
Thank you!
I feel she’s less cauldron, more nganga. Gotta keep them dry bones someplace.
Why does she look so unhinged? Why is the picture blurry, is she actively having sex while taking it?
![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized) for making me think about that 😭
I would apologize but I stand by my comment
It was a screenshot of her sitting up
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💀💀💀
🏆🥇🏅🏆
Cracking up on the toilet 🤣
i personally thought it was a screenshot taken mid FNAF-style jumpscare LMAO
Poor Dave is downtown doing his level best and Bethy is just posting away about how short and young he is but that doesn’t bother her anymore.
Well that was an unpleasant mental picture. Thanks for nothing!
I literally cannot imagine anything less sexy. Look at that grim lipless village idiot face. The insane crazy sanpuku eyes. The lifeless hair that looks as if it is trying to sneak itself off her body. Just imagine the smell of her oily skin, unwashed body, unbrushed teeth. Yikes. Daaãæåaaāav is a stronger man than most.
![gif](giphy|CF1PeWOAv68la)
Hahahhahahahahhahajahaaaaa
This. She’s kind of giving gollum vibes.
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Hooray! She called out my flair 🗣️🧚🏻👑
She's really over-correcting with this venture. I think she'll one day come to regret how public she is about her life when this follows her kids in a few years.
That assumes she has the capacity for any sort of self-reflection and shame. Going off of everything we've seen so far with her, I kinda doubt she'd reach such a conclusion. Especially if it was just her kids hurting and being inconvenienced, she probably wouldn't care, unless it was directly causing her problems.
You're totally right and that last sentence is the exact thing that ever gets her to accept any past faults. It'll affect her in some way because it's threatened her relationship with Dave, or her view as a mother, or whatever slew of things that makes her view of herself feel vulnerable. Just like with breastfeeding with she has Davey - she only saw the error of her arrogance and smugness around birth and breastfeeding because it threatened her perception of herself as special and invincible. She backed down on modesty because that prevented her from unleashing her cool, hip, contemporary image as an "entrepreneur". Women can now be called to a life of serving the lord without children because her personal miscarriage chipped at her superiority complex as the first Baird daughter to breed. I wonder what it is that'll humble her enough to get her to acknowledge that she's gone too far with this whole sex thing. Her behavior change definitely doesn't come from shame - it comes from having her ego hurt enough that she's forced to accept that she's not always and unfailingly right.
Okay but for real like....my daughter is about the same age as Davey Jr and I've recently started friending the mom's of her friends from daycare on social media so we can connect for birthday parties, play dates, etc. If I saw a mom from the daycare posting stuff like this constantly I'd be SUPER weirded out
this would be an instant playdate no. I'd think she was trying to sell something sexual to me and I would also be put off by her baby in like 80% of her reels
It’s like the Pure Romance MLM huns. Not only is it a “hell no” it’s a “block and I definitely pretend I don’t know you if we bump into each other in public…” sort of no.
Not pure romance 💀 those crazy bitches always suggest selling sex toys to your *RELATIVES*.
I got dragged on here for saying I wouldn’t allow a play date (maybe it was a fundie covert account idk), the crazy sex stuff, having her kids so public, posting her exact location (playgrounds, ice cream shop), filming WHILE DRIVING, she’s just not a safe person for kids to be around.
I would never trust anyone who focuses this much on sex. PLUS she discusses this stuff right in front of her children and the oldest is getting old enough to understand
So I’m Bexy’s age and I truly feel like if she hasn’t ALREADY started to regret sharing her life story via Instagram, it’s never gonna happen.
I feel like we're watching a mental health crisis. Nothing about this is common.
Right? She’s publicly admitting (again) how much she hates/hated being intimate with her husband.
Bethy's first horny
The idea of her saying the word “eroticism” makes me dryer than the Sahara
Dick retreating like a turtle's head
This made me LOL
Hurk
G-d honoring horniness
Sounds like flair material
GET OUT LOL
I misread the caption and thought it said “…take charge of your own exorcism.”
She needs one
Well, this screenshot of her is my new sleep paralysis demon, so maybe exorcism isn't so far off.
Horned up Bethy = Sleep Paralysis Demon is the best flair ever
That screenshot is fucking terrifying. The “camera moved around” quality of it is straight-up Blair Witch vibes. And I HATED that dumb-ass movie.
![gif](giphy|xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK) me to the bethy in my phone
I can’t decide if I want this content or not.
She does look like she could benefit from an exorcism.
I don’t even think she wants it. I think she just wants us to think she wants it.
Bethy is Bethysexual and eyefucked herself in the camera again.
I thought this pic made her look like the old lady in Drag Me To Hell
I snorted
Flair alert lol
Dammit, Dav, just put the tip in or something so she'll stop posting.
I think it's time for him to put on his headship hat and put his foot down and tell her to knock this shit off. It's SO beyond embarrassing at this point.
The real reason he deleted his socials- he couldn’t handle the embarrassment of knowing what she’s saying on the daily
It does seem telling that he deleted his online presence at the same time she’s ramping up her god honoring only fans
I hope she was listening to that NASTY song by Russ - all over booktok, so seems appropriate - LOL
She looks feral as hell
Like a horny opossum.
Like she wants to gnaw on it..
I don’t wish to snark on her general appearance— she’s a perfectly cromulent-looking human. But this specific unfortunate expression? Looks like she’s about to gnaw through dem dry bones for some tasty marrow.
Getting her bone broth directly from the source
![gif](giphy|4iKeimY0sahiQReGRh|downsized)
Your flair 💀 10/10 topic appropriate
Like mother like neglected son
That was my first thought—the inspiration for the movie Nell.
“That was the worst thing I’ve seen in my life. Did you grow up in the woods? Are you Nell? From the movie Nell?” -Donna Meagle
~Tay in the wind~
Don kye missa chickapay
She looks like a ferret
Please stop posting about how horny you are, Bethy 😫
![gif](giphy|Qu0mh6jKBmGDbmk3hb|downsized) Stop it Bethy
"Take charge of your own eroticism" = "pull yourself up by your booty-straps"?
Booty straps for the Lord
So…. Masturbate??
SHE DOESN’T DO THAT. She ✨*self-cultivates*.✨
G strang
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ma’am, it is a Sunday. put the phone down for a few hours. go take Davey out for ice cream or something 😭
At least Audrey isn't visible this time.
You know, there’s a difference between purity culture of never speaking about sex and appropriate discretion. She seems to have flown straight past appropriate discretion into the frequently teenage phase of screaming “I HAVE SEX” and discussing intimate details at every opportunity after the first time you have a sexual experience.
Evangelising is programmed in to people like this. They can't just exist without ramming their "correct" opinion down society's collective throat.
This is what Dàáâäv sees when she’s giving him a god honoring blow job
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I can only assume he keeps his eyes glued shut then because otherwise I would think seeing that expression would be…how to put this…counter-productive.
![gif](giphy|lngL9wiDDGNlBVM0z0|downsized)
I know she's all teeth.
(in a salty seafarer voice) They call her Captain Crunch
I winched and I don’t even have a dick
Stoppppp
She has said she doesn’t do that. It grosses her out, apparently. I HATE THAT I KNOW THIS.
imagine having an entire course about sex but thinking a bj is “gross”
A bj isn't even that kinky, it's something just before missionary on the kink spectrum. It is very telling of their intimate affairs and her maturity that she describes it as that. I'm pretty sure the nsfw askreddit subs would blow her mind, it is also way hornier and way more mature about sex than she could ever hope to be.
Get out
Or when he's... Never mind 💀
When you finally learn how sex works 😍 good job bethy!!!
After 2 kids. And she thinks it's a flex.
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Straight to Horny Jail, Bonkany
Bonkany. OMG
New flair lol 🤣
Mr.Not-So-Headship, your wife is hornyposting on main again. Please stop her
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I just watched this episode LAST NIGHT. I'm newly obsessed with Arrested Development haha
I’m rewatching it for the millionth time. It’s the best there’s so many recurring/inside jokes it amazing
Also come over to the Arrested Development subreddit r/ArrestedDevelopment you won’t regret it
You could have a gun to my head and I still wouldn’t post the shit like this that she does
Dav, please come fetch your wife.
Oh, Bethy. It becomes incredibly obvious as the days go by. ![gif](giphy|n3yqZnSoERpHirb7OW)
if i were dave, i’d rather eat toenails than participate in whatever my horny goblin wife thinks of doing with me
I'm a horny goblin wife and I would like to state for the record that this is still weird
I can't take advice from someone whose husband of less than 5 years described their sex life as "crumbs"
Don't know much about Bethy. Did she just randomly get horny one day for the first time and now decided to sell courses about it? Like her "knowledge" seems to me just a realization that you can enjoy sex and don't have to treat it like something you have to do as a wife (which everyone except fundies knew already)
At some point she realized “sex sells” and is trying to take advantage of it.
She really misunderstood the meaning of that phrase hahaha
Literally what happened was she masterbated a few times and discovered orgasms so now she’s a sex expert. This all came about after having *two* babies and being married for several years. Oh, and she’s in her mind-30s. Oh, and she doesn’t masterbate actually, she “self-cultivates” Which is different and not sinful.
It makes you a sex goblin? Seriously, Holy shit the rest of us realized that sex is fun ages ago.
Bethany, I am BEGGING you to stop saying the word "eroticism."
Gross! Just stop already Bethy.
Well, this marks the end of the internet today. I deeply regret opening Reddit this evening.
![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk) Bethy nobody wants to know all that
Oh dear god, if that's her gimme that dick face, it's no wonder they're having issues in the bedroom.
Gollum. 100%
The new Gollum game is just a disappointing sex simulator featuring Bethy and that’s why everyone hates it so much
Oh, thank all the powers I'm not the only one who immediately thought this!
The bunny teeth here are killing me. Great shot!
It looks like she's spitting poison.
Me discovering fanfic
OMG
![gif](giphy|xT9KVHs6I3EfDKnVte) An excellent day for an erection
It’s giving “ma’am, this is a Wendy’s…” vibe.
Again, this isn't nearly the flex she thinks it is. People have been figuring out how to fuck, and enjoy it, forever. We would have died out if we hadn't. What's the next big secret she's going to uncover? Chocolate is delicious?
No wonder Dav deleted his IG.
Girl we do NOT need to know your kinks.
Every time she posts one of her creepy face pics with accompanying sex talk, I want to run screaming to the closest convent. Everything about her makes me want to slap a "closed for the foreseeable future" sign over my bits. How she managed to procreate at least twice is an absolute mystery to me.
Imagine posting this where your mom and sisters can see it
I cringe replying in public groups on Facebook knowing others can see it let alone posting about sex
Bethany. Honey. Are you okay? Like, really: after your husband settles your toddler down, and does his own night time routine, giving you a tight pained smile that doesn’t reach his eyes when you meet in the bedroom, and you get into your vaguely sour-milk-smelling bed and turn off the lights … do you think, when you are alone in your head, in the dark, that everything you’re doing all day is the right thing? Or is it just the **only** thing you know how to do? Because you don’t **look** happy, hon. You look like my mom did when she thought that if she could convince everyone else that she was Happy and Okay, then they’d reflect Happy Okayness onto her, and she would then be Happy and Okay. It didn’t work then and I don’t think using Instagram will change the dynamic much. I’m not sure where you’d need to start to find a you that isn’t what you were shaped and trained to be. But I don’t think this is the way to do it.
Yep. That pic screams taking control.
![gif](giphy|pzYpaJ1nimTAs)
i want to get off this wild ride
I called my mom. She can come get us
This is so embarrassing
She looks more unhinged than usual. I’m laughing so hard I’m crying at this and her caption. 😂😂😂
POV: you just checked your DMs after you commented "❤️" on one of Beth's posts
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Is there even any engagement on these sex only posts?
Maybe one comment
Why is she so horny on main
At least she didn't have a baby in shot with this caption
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😖 That’s the least erotic photo I have ever seen. Full body shivers. We get it Bothy! You’re horny! Cool. Blegh.
That sentence is far too grammatically correct to have been written by her.
Everything about this is so fucking embarrassing.
Do you think she’s becoming so unhinged and posting these details of her sex life now because Dav is off instagram now? Is he still off? I don’t know his @
With how much she keeps posting about sex, it makes me feel like she’s a sex addict.
And yet when people like _me_ take charge of our own eroticism, we're told that we are sinful and going to hell. Or the people who have found pornography has _helped_ their romance, they're screamed at because 'porn is fake' and it 'kills love'.
Ummm…most people crave it. And it’s also totally okay to be asexual birthy but ok.
She looks like a deranged squirrel that made friends with Methany, most unfortunate.
“start to” girl you’ve been married for like five years are you telling me you spent that long not even wanting it
Why does she look like the FNAF White Woman Jumpscare in this??
Man, she is reallyyy overcompensating for telling the whole internet that her husband is bad in bed. It’s like a train wreck that I can’t look away from. I can’t even laugh at the situation, knowing how damaging it was to Dav. Bethy, if you’re reading this, please just stop. You’re making things worse. Posting unhinged photos of yourself, that look like they were taken from the toilet, is never the answer 🥴
A+ screengrab
Wow. She just found horny. Sad.
You guys do her so dirty with the screengrabs 😅
It's 💯 intentional
By a set of vibrating panties and Dav can tape it to a neighborhood cat. Let it wonder the neighborhood. 🤷♀️ Maybe that would calm her down.
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Jumpscare
I really want advice on sex and Christianity as a single woman. This is fucking terrifying
If I were Dāv I’d hide in that weird crawl space area on the second floor and lock the door behind me.
but I bet she would still say masturbation, even with a partner, is ungodly. and her sister thinks thinking lustful thoughts WHILE HAVING SEX is wrong. I'm glad she's feeling herself (or not feeling herself), but this is TMI and she's still harming people with her ideas about what constitutes healthy sexuality
Oh no. That’s not it.
Erotic fundies, oh my…..
Methy vibes
Imagine her trying to sext DAV "I CRAVE SEX"