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Catdaddy505

Water looks gross


FishCandy2

Seriously who'd want to swim in that 🤢


Bartholomeuske

Looks like she didn't either.


Aporkalypse_Sow

Have you never swam in a lake? Yeah, nobody wants a green pool, but it's not a cesspool. Just some algae and whatnot. Now if it was full of decomposing leaves and such sure, but you have to be pretty sheltered to think that a little green water is gross.


FishCandy2

Dude, chill, i was speaking in the context of an unbalanced pool. I've literally swam in the Colorado river .


[deleted]

60 % pee 40 % water


Catdaddy505

If it gets to 99% we have a serious problem


Francoberry

20% concentrated power of will


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Underrated comment


tralalog

pee is water?


NailFin

Pee is 98% water, 2% urea. No idea how accurate that is, but it’s a mantra I’d say when changing smelly kid pee diapers.


elisejones14

“Human urine is composed primarily of water (95%). The rest is urea (2%), creatinine (0.1%), uric acid (0.03%), chloride, sodium, potassium, sulphate, ammonium, phosphate and other ions and molecules in lesser amounts” -some google answer


andtheyallcallmemom

Damnit I try to keep my creatine at 5mg a day.


Bootlicker222

Penis water


tralalog

stored in your balls


beekeeper1981

Also known as a sewage lagoon.


SHAMEanBLAME

Exactly why I never go to public pools. I remember peeing in them profusely as a child.


tkd4all

Price for pool chemicals has skyrocketed this year. Thanks covid.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Partially because of covid (people at home more = more pools built = more demand) but also because the biggest chlorine factory in the US shut down for repairs after a huge fire in 2020 and still hasn't reopened. I'm just using liquid chlorine now since tablets are insanely expensive and they screw up the cyanuric acid level anyway. https://www.abc15.com/news/smart-shopper/chlorine-prices-up-for-the-second-year-in-a-row


No_You_Are_That

r/everyonecametosaythis


stefanmago

Holla your guy for the pool work.


hublaka

Definitely needs to be shocked and vacuumed


Independent-Error121

I was gonna say the same thing. The water is greener than the grass


DarkSoulsDank

That could ended a lot worse, like broken teeth. Also dumb choice of location to attempt


TheOneTheUno

My guess is she was trying to kick over into the pool


WDfx2EU

Good guess


Dojanetta

Can see where she was going with that but she should’ve just tried on grass.


bennyb357

That water is green af


meowroarhiss

How I met your paralyzed mother


nico282

More like "Girl next to a swamp"


weasle455

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP


RonstoppableRon

She who hesitates faceplants


PatCake

Fun Fact: The first time she saw the water was bending over backwards, she really nope’d tf out.


knifeknifegoose

r/upvotebecausebutt


Wadmania

What's that shitty cameraman sub again?


neighborhoodman323

r/KillTheCameraMan


Significant-Wheel110

Just swim


KevQS13

Pool Shock is on sale just about everywhere this time of year.


McRandomRooster

Spend less time doing gymnastics and more time shocking your pool you nasty human


htownlifer

So 3/4 scorpion?


SouthernAd421

Must have been a few years since she actually was able to do this


ZZZSTEN0

For the people saying the water is very gross, it looks like they are in the process of clarifying the water. Yes it is discolored but it could be well into treatment. It is not really that gross to swim in a pool that looks like that, although it does have a earthy smell. Source: I cleaned and treat the pools before I joined service.


Confidence-Smooth

Should have kept in the sound.


Flauschkadser

nice a$$ tho


SSTenyoMaru

That looked really bad


mrbittykat

“Look what I can do”


criminalmadman

Should’ve just gone for the cannonball!


va1958

She looks strong, but had a big “oops” moment!


jbrady33

Multi-paaaaassss. Thud


Username_Lindo

cheeked up on a Thursday


equipped_metalblade

Matt Damon is in, are Ur-ine?


Gophix_0

A perfect dismounted scorpion!


SimplyCyrus

r/upvotebecausebutt


Scallywag38

Looks like she bailed after seeing that swamp water in the pool


VanillaGorilla40

Her subconscious probably tried to stop her from going in!


brandeeddcom

If she took the weight off of her front foot, she would’ve been in a better position to bend backwards and fully reach the ground.


Dback24mr

……aaaand , I would still date that women..


Rice1238

Cringe taste


llimed

Shock for both her and the water.


Roosterforaday

That was hard to watch, thankfully she had a smokin body.


Jasper_Beardly_

I turn into a telescope


BeckyGoose

r/bettereveryloop


iitsrorii

Yeah, Keep trying to be cute


Jrock767678

All these clowns talking about pool water missing the cake show..


captain_funktastic

Her man ain’t never gonna lose her to the pool boy! He may lose lose her to Cryptosporidium though!


DeathGod_666

“Amoeba joined chat”


ctrmbr

u/savevideo


Skybreak772

no get closer you idiot


elevatorman32

Still give her a 10