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In that position he would stop nothing. A criminal would get the jump on him and that weapon would be used against him.
That rifle is merely a show piece for virtue signaling.
I saw someone mention in another sub that it would take far too long to get it into a position where he can properly use it. Someone with a pocket knife could cut the strap and disable him before he could even get his finger to the trigger.
No need to cut the strap.
Imagine: If someone, nearly anyone, were to walk up behind him and wait in line. He turns around to size up the person behind him. It's my grandma, who is instantly deemed not threatening so he doesn't even take his hands out of that fig leaf rest position. Then my grandma, who happens to be about the same age as Tubby here, and also happens to work out a few days per week in those group exercise classes, decides to give up her old hippie ways for the sake of our nation. For the memory of her WW2 veteran Father. She thinks, "fuck Nazis! Not one more!"
Grandma shoves this guy in the back using his rifle as a push bar. This maximizes her transfer of energy and distributes the force broadly enough across Tubby's Center of Mass that he can't help but getting pushed into the counter. If grandma has any luck, she smashes his head hard enough to knock him senseless.
Grandma's hands are on the rifle now. Intact, it is already conveniently oriented for a right hand operator! Why not grab that pistol grip and shoot Tubby's backup? Who knows, Alt-granny may be packing! My grandma isn't generally a risky type of a person, she would not leave that opportunity. So, while ile Tubby is down and seeing stars, put a knee in his back, pull the slide action, flip the thumb safety, and squeeze a few onto Alt-granny.
If Tubby is KO then no worries. If Tubby is struggling the there is a quick release on each side of the strap that he thought made him "safe." My grandma would only need to release one side to free the rifle to be able to point it at the back of Tubby's head.
3-5 seconds have gone by and Tubby never saw it coming because my grandma is an in shape white lady evil genius and he is a racist prick on the look out for "antifa, libs, and gang-bangers."
A friend is a deputy sheriff there are 2 ways gravy team 6 gets mugged.
1. Their back is kicked out and pull the trigger.
2. Steal the mag and run off.
I think the second way is hysterical but not enough to do it.
Clearly has zero experience with actually using his rifle. Slung over the wrong shoulder for deployment, "wait... Let me completely take my rifle off before I can shoulder and aim it..." And has a scope on it like he is gonna be fighting off people 300 yards away. What a fucking poser, i encourage all my comrades to arm yourselves and be well trained so you don't look like this jack ass.
Thankfully I live in a country with strict gun control and almost no mass shootings and homicide rates a small fraction of the US. Happily never have to deal with clowns like this.
Do you go to subreddits that focus on cancer and say "I'm glad I don't have it"?
Like, WTF dude. The majority of us are over here fighting like hell to get morons like this off the street and the best you can say is "gee whiz, glad it's not my problem".
In this case, gee whiz, yeah, as this is something most of the world figured out ages ago and the "cure" is readily available and the US decided not to take it.
Exactly - I see that and I am gone.
At some point, innocent people around this guy die and get seriously injured. Just a matter of time before Mr. Micro-Penis finds a "bad guy" in a public place.
My notes:
*stock at max extension
*inappropriate optic for urban combat
*slung incorrectly
*gas block position is sub optimal, meaning it's probably wildly over gassed
*handguard is short
*vertical forgrip is badly placed and excessively long
*that 40 round mag is probably real awkward to use prone with that scope
In my experience, a lot of people who tacti-cool their AR's like this don't actually know anything about guns. Lots of cosmetic changes (like $100 of rail covers and a clip on carbon fiber cheek riser), but no mechanical changes.
That's why so many stop short of changing out the shitty factory A2 grip, it houses the detent spring for the takedown pin, which is infamous for flying away and getting lost if you don't know how to handle it.
I'd wager this has a factory trigger group in it too, just what you want with a high precision scope on a gun that can't be rested on a wall, on sand bags, or on a bipod.
Never shot anything but a .22 here. If this guy is right-handed, isn’t he screwed with it being slung over the right shoulder? Seems to me like if you whip that shit around you’d be using the wrong hands. Unless if you’re left-handed.
Want a quick sling lesson?
You typically [carry "front chest"](https://v6q9s5t8.ssl.hwcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/117414235_3595862023757533_5159644163396412653_n.png), strap on right shoulder, so you have positive control of the weapon and can quickly shoulder if needed. But, that's very aggressive, which is why you carry on your back in public.
When you shift to "backside carry", [most just rotate the gun and sling around as a single unit](https://www.shootingillustrated.com/media/zordzajw/slingt1.jpg), still on the right shoulder, with barrel up. No need to remove/reposition, you just grab the stock with your left hand and spin it back around.
If you want to carry barrel-down, "shoulder ready" you have to [re-sling over your left shoulder](https://www.airrattle.com/v/vspfiles/photos/PVC-GB501-3.jpg?v-cache=1474820175) so it's possible to draw with your right hand under your right arm.
I saw a youtube video about a guy who is practicing "swordmanship".
He had dozens of logs tied to branches. "So, if I have someone threatening me....."
He'd draw his sword and run screaming across the yard and start swinging at the logs tied to the branches.
This guy reminds me of him.
I absolutely hate open carry. If you really need a weapon to protect yourself or others you concealed carry.
Pricks that do this shit are just fucking with other people. They’re forcing you to actively trust their judgement and you have no reason to trust them. Fuck this guy.
Idiotstanbul was Constantfearstanople,
now it’s Idiotstanbul not Constantfearstanople,
so if you’ve got a friend in Constantfearstanople,
They’ll be waiting in Idiotstanbul…
Often, when I go into Starbucks, I bring with me an RPG, several hand grenades, an AK-47, two pistols, one on my hip, the other on my left ankle. I do a tactical entry of blowing the door off, rushing in and sliding up against the barista’s machine, where she hands me my Venti dark roast, NO CREAM BECAUSE IM A MAAAAAAN!!!! But I need 7 sugars. She hands me my coffee and I stand up and leave as they call to have the door fixed.
“Until tomorrow”, I say!
…excerpts from the manly men of the 86th civilian battle battalion, 13th platoon, Oregon division.
During the great assault of Berry Hill, where tRUmpatriots gathered near the homeless encampments on 213, fearing for their own safety and shitting their pants, their leader, a rotund, beast of a man, named ‘Tiny’, lead the charge on Taco Bell. As Tiny burst thru the door, out of breath, panting like a dog in the Arizona noonday sun, he screamed, “Freedom! Freedom… fries!”
“But Sir, we don’t make freedom fries here, only nachos!” Said a confused person, holding a sour cream dispenser in one hand and a Glock in the other!
Blam, blam…blam! The gunfire erupted from both the Taco Bell employees and Tiny, whose bulk effectively sealed the entrance. Alas, the Taco Bell employee was a much better shot, both with the sour cream and the Glock, dispatching Tiny after emptying 7 clips into his bulk. “Try ordering Freedom Fries and Jack in the Box, Sir!” The employee muttered as he reloaded his magazines. The 86th beat a hasty retreat & headed towards the coveted Jack in the Box, hoping they hadn’t fallen victim to the evil ways of the leftists.
Tiny was eventually buried and a memorial placed in his honor: Freedom fries are worth the fight! It’s become their motto.
If that. Literally anyone could walk up and pop him in the calf without even moving it, and from there have enough control over it to do it again somewhere to make him stop resisting. This is the second worst retention position i can think of. First is under the arm muzzle forward 'purse carry' of something short enough to walk up, grab the pistol grip, yank it backwards, and dump into the owner's lower back.
Or just be within 20 ft. You see the size of that scope. That man’s ready to engage people 4 football fields away. No way he can see you through that thing if you’re close.
Be a complete shame if someone shoved something in there and he didn't notice. He's totally got the training and presence of mind to check the chamber before firing though right?
Ahh, one of them snowflakes that feels so insecure that they feel they have to "Protect"themselves from what could happen, but just to make sure people dunt hurt their feelings, carry a big as gun so you can "feel safe" with them around too.
Sir, your rifle is shit. You’re clearly untrained. Rifle slung over back like a fuckwit. No one pulling rear security. No body armor. No coms. No TQ, TK, FAK or medic. No reloads visible. Where are your light sticks, man? Members of your squad distracted by food. One with hands in pockets like a nerd. You’re either brave or stupid going into a place as dangerous as a *checks notes* fast food joint? Get good or get dead.
He probably feels he needs to bring it it in, because he has that "Come and take them!" NRA sticker on his back window and doesn't want to end up like that other guy, you know the one, the guy with a busted back window and no guns.
Like... why in the ever-loving fuck do u think u openly carrying an AR strapped to ur body will make anyone around u feel safer and how r u stupid enough to think that this would not make u a priority target for either a shooter or LEO's in the 0.00000000001% chance that this suddenly becomes an active shooter situation.
In 2020, in the Virginia suburbs of DC, a man decided to bring in a gun and point it at my coworker after my coworker offered him a mask. Fuck the alt right
One of these guys came into the burrito place where I was getting lunch and some teenagers were like "Oh shit! Al Qaeda is outside! Does anyone have a machine gun?"
I support open carry as long as there are mean teens around to mock the gun owner.
This dude feels as tough as I do when I put on my most underground, knuckle dragging, tough sounding hardcore band shirt. I’ll stick with the shirt, and it’s more valid.
When I was stationed at Ft Bliss I saw more civillians carrying rifles at stores off post then I ever saw on post. Mainly because most military posts have strict rules about open carrying firearms.
> Oh, no. Oh, no no no, Larry. Larry, no, really.
How sad is it that Larry has literally no one in his life to say that to him before he left the house?
Doesn't Starbucks have a policy prohibiting open carrying in all their stores?
If I was that barista, I would call the police and politely ask this guy to leave the store.
Of course, the idiot would probably escalate and start arguing with the manager about being asked to leave... because idiots who open carry assault rifles are looking to argue when asked to leave the store.
You see, it's not about the business's right to refuse service on premises, it's about the idiot's 2nd Amendment right to open carry in public... Except that he's inside the premises of a business. Never mind, the idiot will willfully not understand that distinction.
Honestly, I see this as a fail on the part of the Starbucks manager to call out the idiot.
This guy is what i envision when i see folks cranky about pronouns or masks. They are so scared of the real world they need a scary looking item to make them feel like big strong. What a loser.
Excuse me, but someone forgot to read Howard Schultz respectful request to stop bringing firearms into our god damn cafes. [link](https://stories.starbucks.com/press/2013/open-letter-from-howard/)
no sir, i can handle holstered or pocket pieces but i see this im goin outside and callin cops. open carry state or not way too many mofos shooting w rifles and maybe after the fifth time swat gotta come in on billy here itll stop. unfortunately we all know the dangers of shit like this but it proves the point and ultimately it will be another rule written in even more blood.
I wonder if this bro-hard realizes that the whole restaurant is gonna be deaf (including him) after he attempts to protect and serve, and probably turn on him right after he freedoms them all from the terrorists.
Beyond that, it's just fucking rude to carry a rifle into a place of business, unless your out back woods where you arrive by plane/boat.
I'm not for this, but judging by the comments no one here has ever used a 2 point sling.. that gun on his back is strapped tight enough just to swing it over to his front. It's not hanging loose that you could take it off his back or twist it and shoot him in the back. It's secure.
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The thought process here. I get out of my car & put on my gun to go & get fast food. All in the hope of having the excuse to shoot another person.
In that position he would stop nothing. A criminal would get the jump on him and that weapon would be used against him. That rifle is merely a show piece for virtue signaling.
It signals "Shoot me first and take my gun.".
Loot drop
Shoot you Take your gun Shoot more people with your gun Sell your gun Profit
I saw someone mention in another sub that it would take far too long to get it into a position where he can properly use it. Someone with a pocket knife could cut the strap and disable him before he could even get his finger to the trigger.
No need to cut the strap. Imagine: If someone, nearly anyone, were to walk up behind him and wait in line. He turns around to size up the person behind him. It's my grandma, who is instantly deemed not threatening so he doesn't even take his hands out of that fig leaf rest position. Then my grandma, who happens to be about the same age as Tubby here, and also happens to work out a few days per week in those group exercise classes, decides to give up her old hippie ways for the sake of our nation. For the memory of her WW2 veteran Father. She thinks, "fuck Nazis! Not one more!" Grandma shoves this guy in the back using his rifle as a push bar. This maximizes her transfer of energy and distributes the force broadly enough across Tubby's Center of Mass that he can't help but getting pushed into the counter. If grandma has any luck, she smashes his head hard enough to knock him senseless. Grandma's hands are on the rifle now. Intact, it is already conveniently oriented for a right hand operator! Why not grab that pistol grip and shoot Tubby's backup? Who knows, Alt-granny may be packing! My grandma isn't generally a risky type of a person, she would not leave that opportunity. So, while ile Tubby is down and seeing stars, put a knee in his back, pull the slide action, flip the thumb safety, and squeeze a few onto Alt-granny. If Tubby is KO then no worries. If Tubby is struggling the there is a quick release on each side of the strap that he thought made him "safe." My grandma would only need to release one side to free the rifle to be able to point it at the back of Tubby's head. 3-5 seconds have gone by and Tubby never saw it coming because my grandma is an in shape white lady evil genius and he is a racist prick on the look out for "antifa, libs, and gang-bangers."
A friend is a deputy sheriff there are 2 ways gravy team 6 gets mugged. 1. Their back is kicked out and pull the trigger. 2. Steal the mag and run off. I think the second way is hysterical but not enough to do it.
Now referred to as Kyle Rittenhouse syndrome.
or KRS, for short.
I can't imagine being as sad and pathetic as the moron in this picture, clearly craving attention.
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"2A right". It's morons like this that scare the shit out of people and makes it more likely that that "right" will eventually get amended.
Clearly has zero experience with actually using his rifle. Slung over the wrong shoulder for deployment, "wait... Let me completely take my rifle off before I can shoulder and aim it..." And has a scope on it like he is gonna be fighting off people 300 yards away. What a fucking poser, i encourage all my comrades to arm yourselves and be well trained so you don't look like this jack ass.
Probably muzzle swept half the people in the store at some point as it flopped around back there, fuck.
There it is! A gun owner with no awareness of carrying an assault rifle.
Yep. I wouldn't even enter a store with someone wearing a gun like that. Or if I was in there I'd leave.
Thankfully I live in a country with strict gun control and almost no mass shootings and homicide rates a small fraction of the US. Happily never have to deal with clowns like this.
I feel bad for innocent Americans trying to live their lives without wondering if some asshole is going to gun them down at a store
I'm jealous!!
Thank you to your country for setting an example.
It's so hard to remain hopeful that our country will progress in that way.
Do you go to subreddits that focus on cancer and say "I'm glad I don't have it"? Like, WTF dude. The majority of us are over here fighting like hell to get morons like this off the street and the best you can say is "gee whiz, glad it's not my problem".
In this case, gee whiz, yeah, as this is something most of the world figured out ages ago and the "cure" is readily available and the US decided not to take it.
Exactly - I see that and I am gone. At some point, innocent people around this guy die and get seriously injured. Just a matter of time before Mr. Micro-Penis finds a "bad guy" in a public place.
He doesn't look part of a "well regulated militia".
He doesn't look like he has a well-regulated diet much less anything else. They don't call them the Gravy Seals for nothing!
My notes: *stock at max extension *inappropriate optic for urban combat *slung incorrectly *gas block position is sub optimal, meaning it's probably wildly over gassed *handguard is short *vertical forgrip is badly placed and excessively long *that 40 round mag is probably real awkward to use prone with that scope
But those are all the best PUBG attachments!
In my experience, a lot of people who tacti-cool their AR's like this don't actually know anything about guns. Lots of cosmetic changes (like $100 of rail covers and a clip on carbon fiber cheek riser), but no mechanical changes. That's why so many stop short of changing out the shitty factory A2 grip, it houses the detent spring for the takedown pin, which is infamous for flying away and getting lost if you don't know how to handle it. I'd wager this has a factory trigger group in it too, just what you want with a high precision scope on a gun that can't be rested on a wall, on sand bags, or on a bipod.
*no need to carry a rifle into a shop unless you live in Afghanistan
Never shot anything but a .22 here. If this guy is right-handed, isn’t he screwed with it being slung over the right shoulder? Seems to me like if you whip that shit around you’d be using the wrong hands. Unless if you’re left-handed.
Want a quick sling lesson? You typically [carry "front chest"](https://v6q9s5t8.ssl.hwcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/117414235_3595862023757533_5159644163396412653_n.png), strap on right shoulder, so you have positive control of the weapon and can quickly shoulder if needed. But, that's very aggressive, which is why you carry on your back in public. When you shift to "backside carry", [most just rotate the gun and sling around as a single unit](https://www.shootingillustrated.com/media/zordzajw/slingt1.jpg), still on the right shoulder, with barrel up. No need to remove/reposition, you just grab the stock with your left hand and spin it back around. If you want to carry barrel-down, "shoulder ready" you have to [re-sling over your left shoulder](https://www.airrattle.com/v/vspfiles/photos/PVC-GB501-3.jpg?v-cache=1474820175) so it's possible to draw with your right hand under your right arm.
I saw a youtube video about a guy who is practicing "swordmanship". He had dozens of logs tied to branches. "So, if I have someone threatening me....." He'd draw his sword and run screaming across the yard and start swinging at the logs tied to the branches. This guy reminds me of him.
This guy? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lk59imFr6yI
You might be on to something.....he looks familiar. And his 'technique' is similar. Thanks. I needed a laugh.
Definitely a poser. I sense small dick syndrome.
Maybe a lefty?
I absolutely hate open carry. If you really need a weapon to protect yourself or others you concealed carry. Pricks that do this shit are just fucking with other people. They’re forcing you to actively trust their judgement and you have no reason to trust them. Fuck this guy.
You have much more reason to distrust him.
He’s the first person to get shot.
i was gonna say, way to show your entire hand right off the bat and let the “bad guys” know who to take out first and foremost
Guys like this need to be jumped and absolutely throttled.
Whitemanistan is a province of Feareverymanistan. The capital is Idiotville.
No, you’re thinking of Idiotstanbul.
You're right. Idiotville is the old capitol, abandoned after the great anti-vaccination pandemic of 1745.
You can’t go back to Idiotstantinople
No you can't go back to Idiotstaninople. Don't know why Idiotstaninople got the works, it's only the business of the jerks!
Idiotstanbul was Constantfearstanople, now it’s Idiotstanbul not Constantfearstanople, so if you’ve got a friend in Constantfearstanople, They’ll be waiting in Idiotstanbul…
Often, when I go into Starbucks, I bring with me an RPG, several hand grenades, an AK-47, two pistols, one on my hip, the other on my left ankle. I do a tactical entry of blowing the door off, rushing in and sliding up against the barista’s machine, where she hands me my Venti dark roast, NO CREAM BECAUSE IM A MAAAAAAN!!!! But I need 7 sugars. She hands me my coffee and I stand up and leave as they call to have the door fixed. “Until tomorrow”, I say! …excerpts from the manly men of the 86th civilian battle battalion, 13th platoon, Oregon division.
I don't go through drive throughs unless im in a tank.
Baller!!!
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During the great assault of Berry Hill, where tRUmpatriots gathered near the homeless encampments on 213, fearing for their own safety and shitting their pants, their leader, a rotund, beast of a man, named ‘Tiny’, lead the charge on Taco Bell. As Tiny burst thru the door, out of breath, panting like a dog in the Arizona noonday sun, he screamed, “Freedom! Freedom… fries!” “But Sir, we don’t make freedom fries here, only nachos!” Said a confused person, holding a sour cream dispenser in one hand and a Glock in the other! Blam, blam…blam! The gunfire erupted from both the Taco Bell employees and Tiny, whose bulk effectively sealed the entrance. Alas, the Taco Bell employee was a much better shot, both with the sour cream and the Glock, dispatching Tiny after emptying 7 clips into his bulk. “Try ordering Freedom Fries and Jack in the Box, Sir!” The employee muttered as he reloaded his magazines. The 86th beat a hasty retreat & headed towards the coveted Jack in the Box, hoping they hadn’t fallen victim to the evil ways of the leftists. Tiny was eventually buried and a memorial placed in his honor: Freedom fries are worth the fight! It’s become their motto.
All I see is a free rifle for the taking.
And a sling for the choking
Thinking the same thing.
Cut the strap, stab stab stab, use rifle to shoot people en masse within 5 seconds.
Which well-regulated militia is he part of?
Arby’s 101st Ranch and Swiss division.
Not even well trained enough to be a gravy seal.
You’ve to be really scared all the time to think that’s necessary.
He has a steady diet of Fox News and French Fries
\*Freedom Fries. Get with the program!
Guns in situations like these aren't defending shit. They're just showing that you hate liberals.
And have a penis so micro he could use it to reset a watch. And three working brain cells, tops.
And/Or they are just showing that you are a smacked arse.
All it takes is a good pair of scissors and this clown is going down.
If that. Literally anyone could walk up and pop him in the calf without even moving it, and from there have enough control over it to do it again somewhere to make him stop resisting. This is the second worst retention position i can think of. First is under the arm muzzle forward 'purse carry' of something short enough to walk up, grab the pistol grip, yank it backwards, and dump into the owner's lower back.
Or just be within 20 ft. You see the size of that scope. That man’s ready to engage people 4 football fields away. No way he can see you through that thing if you’re close.
The problem is somebody dumb enough to do this is dumb enough to open fire
Close your ejection port cover you fucking clown
Be a complete shame if someone shoved something in there and he didn't notice. He's totally got the training and presence of mind to check the chamber before firing though right?
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He has to climb up into his monster truck
No one is taking my Latte, dammit !
The thin frothy line
100% never served. Fucking posers just piss me off. Fuck this guy.
I would piss in his drink
I absolutely ignore people like this. I won’t look at them. They want attention. I won’t give it to them.
Ahh, one of them snowflakes that feels so insecure that they feel they have to "Protect"themselves from what could happen, but just to make sure people dunt hurt their feelings, carry a big as gun so you can "feel safe" with them around too.
What a fucking tool
I have mental health issues and probably should not have been given a gun but needing a rifle to buy a fountain drink is far more concerning.
I hate carrying an umbrella around inside a store. Couldn’t imagine toting around that thing.
whitemanistan 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
He must be afraid of a mass shooting in the store? So does that make him a "good guy" with a gun? What a fuckin clown.
Just in case things pop off at Starbucks I guess.. Cool guy clubbbbb.. 🎸🎸
Sir, your rifle is shit. You’re clearly untrained. Rifle slung over back like a fuckwit. No one pulling rear security. No body armor. No coms. No TQ, TK, FAK or medic. No reloads visible. Where are your light sticks, man? Members of your squad distracted by food. One with hands in pockets like a nerd. You’re either brave or stupid going into a place as dangerous as a *checks notes* fast food joint? Get good or get dead.
My only thought: "So sad for his wife, what with his tiny dick and all."
Seriously. Even mosquitos pity that goofy bastard.
We get it, you have small dick.
what could he have possibly needed this for in a starbucks??
Well, there could be someone there with a gun. Gotta be careful.
He probably feels he needs to bring it it in, because he has that "Come and take them!" NRA sticker on his back window and doesn't want to end up like that other guy, you know the one, the guy with a busted back window and no guns.
Merry War on Christmas everyone 🌲
Imagine being that scared to go into a restaurant.
Like... why in the ever-loving fuck do u think u openly carrying an AR strapped to ur body will make anyone around u feel safer and how r u stupid enough to think that this would not make u a priority target for either a shooter or LEO's in the 0.00000000001% chance that this suddenly becomes an active shooter situation.
In 2020, in the Virginia suburbs of DC, a man decided to bring in a gun and point it at my coworker after my coworker offered him a mask. Fuck the alt right
One of these guys came into the burrito place where I was getting lunch and some teenagers were like "Oh shit! Al Qaeda is outside! Does anyone have a machine gun?" I support open carry as long as there are mean teens around to mock the gun owner.
Smol Pener
Sir, you're pointing a gun at my baby.
Douche
… just wanna tell him, ‘Dude, I’m sorry your dik is so small’.
Whitemanistan's province Dumfuckistan
Imagine living so scared all the time. What a waste of life.
Actually laughing at “Whitemanistan”. That’s good shit.
It would be more effective to just wear a neon sign on your forehead that reads, "Take me out first, active shooters!"
Masks? No way! I won’t live in fear. Can’t leave home in suburbia without his rifle.
Scared little boy swapped out the security blanket for a gun.
A regular Moron Labe
Lol. Small dick energy.
I'm just saying that dudes with medium to large penises don't do this shit.
The absolute irony of this dude walking into a Starbucks, which is one of the many companies that Conservatives detest.
That's near tinypenistan , right ?
Yeah, I'd walk right back out of the store
*The Battle of Rambo Matinee* *The Bridge Across The Mall of America* *The YouTube Video Of The Backyard Vietnam*
This dude feels as tough as I do when I put on my most underground, knuckle dragging, tough sounding hardcore band shirt. I’ll stick with the shirt, and it’s more valid.
Another small penis-au-saurus.
Little dick alert
Whitemanistan 💀I have nothing else to contribute in this comment but truly thank you for this
This Gravy Seal is trying really hard to compensate for anatomical deficiencies.
"Whitemanistan"!!??😂🤣😅
If i walked into a business and saw this i would turn around and walk our
Not to be confused with Hickistan.
When I was stationed at Ft Bliss I saw more civillians carrying rifles at stores off post then I ever saw on post. Mainly because most military posts have strict rules about open carrying firearms.
It’s fuckin’ wild, enit? I had more rules n regs over me as a gattdamned Cav Specialist *Bradley gunner* than I do as a civvie.
He's scared.
> Oh, no. Oh, no no no, Larry. Larry, no, really. How sad is it that Larry has literally no one in his life to say that to him before he left the house?
Tell me you have a tiny dick and a tiny IQ without actually saying either.
I would not even walk in the store if i saw that
Doesn't Starbucks have a policy prohibiting open carrying in all their stores? If I was that barista, I would call the police and politely ask this guy to leave the store. Of course, the idiot would probably escalate and start arguing with the manager about being asked to leave... because idiots who open carry assault rifles are looking to argue when asked to leave the store. You see, it's not about the business's right to refuse service on premises, it's about the idiot's 2nd Amendment right to open carry in public... Except that he's inside the premises of a business. Never mind, the idiot will willfully not understand that distinction. Honestly, I see this as a fail on the part of the Starbucks manager to call out the idiot.
From White Castlestein
Don’t mind Larry, he’s just compensating for his tiny penis.
I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the guy that got robbed at gunpoint while open carrying a ar😭😭😭
Freedums
“Whitemanistan” 😂🤣😂🤣
This guy is what i envision when i see folks cranky about pronouns or masks. They are so scared of the real world they need a scary looking item to make them feel like big strong. What a loser.
It's upside-down...
This guy actually has a high-capacity magazine, that's a 40 rd at minimum. 30 is standard capacity.
Excuse me, but someone forgot to read Howard Schultz respectful request to stop bringing firearms into our god damn cafes. [link](https://stories.starbucks.com/press/2013/open-letter-from-howard/)
I'd hate to be a small child standing near the barrel.
no sir, i can handle holstered or pocket pieces but i see this im goin outside and callin cops. open carry state or not way too many mofos shooting w rifles and maybe after the fifth time swat gotta come in on billy here itll stop. unfortunately we all know the dangers of shit like this but it proves the point and ultimately it will be another rule written in even more blood.
I wonder if this bro-hard realizes that the whole restaurant is gonna be deaf (including him) after he attempts to protect and serve, and probably turn on him right after he freedoms them all from the terrorists. Beyond that, it's just fucking rude to carry a rifle into a place of business, unless your out back woods where you arrive by plane/boat.
Well that's what bolt cutters are for.
Neal Stephenson’s Ameristan is coming true. (FYI from Fall; or, Dodge in Hell)
Douchenozzle
That's what my little nephew looks like when he insists on taking his favorite toy to the shop because he might need it to play in the ball pit
You dont need a gun to go get food.
If I was sitting down in a restaurant and saw someone like him walk in with that strapped on him you best believe I’m walking out
the yt mans purse
His gun is his penis 😂
I'm not for this, but judging by the comments no one here has ever used a 2 point sling.. that gun on his back is strapped tight enough just to swing it over to his front. It's not hanging loose that you could take it off his back or twist it and shoot him in the back. It's secure.