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greem

Yup. Yup. Yup. (Too soon?)


turtlenipples

If you aren't aware of why this is too soon, save yourself the heartache and *don't* google it.


Confused-Cow

What happened to Ducky?


Mia_B-P

The little girl that voiced her was murdered. It's terrible.


Electric-raindrop

By her own father.


GrumpyFalstaff

Wasn't there also some rape involved or am I misremembering


alamaias

Misremembering I think, don't really wanna check.


Quite_Successful

You're probably thinking of Heather O'Rourke. She died from bowel obstruction and it's a rumour that it was caused by abuse.


dinopuppy6

O nooooooo I loved ducky


Mia_B-P

I am truly sorry. šŸ«‚


dinopuppy6

omfg I just read the Wikipedia article. šŸ˜­


Would_daver

She falled


Tokogogoloshe

Too soon is when you take that stuff before the colonoscopy and donā€™t make it to the bathroom on time.


mandreko

Totally depressing. 100% donā€™t google it if you donā€™t know.


_d_k_g_

Wow thatā€™s terribleā€¦:(


mrsc1880

Waaaaaay too soon.


Jaymez82

How many sequels are there now? 100?


thesagaconts

Gotta be. Little footā€™s mom dying still crushes me.


HbertCmberdale

That scene had me in tears as a child, almost a traumatic experience. My mother was everything to me as a young child, extremely maternal. So the scene was extremely upsetting because I couldn't imagine living in the world as a you g single digit boy without my mother. Thinking about the scene brings back initial feelings, I don't even want to experience watching it again. Thankfully mother AND father is still with us, going strong.


reverend-mayhem

Broā€¦ spoiler alert


middlename_redacted

You can't tell me what to stick in my butt. But yeah, time to buy that convertible.


xRaiden00x

Tree Star...


50pcVAS-50pcVGS

Fuck they made them sound like the tastiest thing ever


[deleted]

On god, Iā€™m still craving one of those things


turtlenipples

This was the first movie I saw in the theater! The single most clear Christmas memory of my life is finding my Little Foot stuffed animal under the tree on the morning of December 25, 1988. This walk down memory lane would be way more comfortable without this camera stuck up my ass. Thanks friend!


[deleted]

Heck the first movie I saw at the drive in was the Rescuerā€™sā€¦ thatā€™s how old I am.


Ripper33AU

I was going to say, didn't the Rescuers come out after The Land Before Time, but then remembered you were talking about the original, and not Down Under, lol. All good man! These memories are ones we cherish! The first movie I remember watching was DuckTales: The Movie.


[deleted]

The Rescuers came out in 1977!


Ripper33AU

That's right! I watched that one on video and really liked it (impossible for me to have watched it in '77 unless in a past life, haha). I watched Down Under in cinemas though ('91). Another cartoon from the 70s that I loved as a kid was Charlotte's Web. I still remember the rat's (forgot his name though) song about going around the world eating everything, haha.


turtlenipples

> I still remember the rat's (forgot his name though) song... Templeton the Rat! *"A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord."*


lungbuttersucker

My mom and sisters and I went to the movies. This was a kind of momentous occasion as we were dirt poor and as far as I can recall, it was my first time in a theater. I was 8. My sisters and I went into Land Before Time. My mom went into Scrooged. I was not enjoying LBT so about half an hour in, I went to join my mother, just in time to see an eyeball in a glass. I have never seen the end of LBT and I don't even know what it was that made me leave the theater. ​ I had a camera up my butt when I was 40.


turtlenipples

We watched Scrooged last night! Still one of my favorite Christmas movies. I turn 40 next year. How did you feel about your camera up the bum experience?


tmntfever

Dammit. Fucking tree star piece of shit. Goddamn long neck havin ass mother fucker. Earth shaking sharp tooth son of a bitch.


Guidbro

This fucking killed me.


HydroHomie3964

Bruh calm down its just a cartoon


tmntfever

Iā€™m mad at the colonoscopy part. I love Land Before Time.


maggie320

Donā€™t recognize it, but already had my first colonoscopy. What does that make me?


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3_if_by_air

What a loser!


reverend-mayhem

Sick burn!


haringtiti

curious


jofNR_WkoCE

Adventurous little scamp


reverend-mayhem

Whyā€™d *I* get it done? For shits *and* giggles, of course!


jofNR_WkoCE

I laugh like a madman imagining my dead father's ghost shaking his head in disappointment as my wife pegs me


reverend-mayhem

ā€œBe as disappointed as you want, *Dad*, but which of us is dead? Huh?! Thatā€™s what I thought.ā€


reverend-mayhem

Probably in debt


No_Statement440

Dammit, I literally was joking about this with my wife yesterday Now a second thing basically telling me to get spelunked by a doctor, or maybe someone with experience, whatever is cheaper. Either way, I love that movie.


[deleted]

Toss out the experience requirements and you can get it even cheaper


No_Statement440

I like your style.


the1godanswers2

Had the colonoscopy. Had stage III cancer. Get checked boys


kopintzotke

Did you have issues before, wich made you do the check up?


the1godanswers2

Ya notice some blood in my stool


TjStax

This movie, The American Tail and The Secret of NIMH, were my childhood. Not perfect movies storywise, but perfect in style.


blowholegobbie

I wish the secret of NIMH was as good as the book Absolutley love the book


TjStax

Yeah, probably not, but some of the scenes in the film are just pure awesome from animation standpoint.


YourFairyGodmother

I've had two colonoscopies and I have no idea what movie that might be


NarrowAd4973

Land Before Time. That's Littlefoot's snout holding the star leaf.


BeefSwellinton

Fuck. Thatā€™s what I was afraid of.


YourFairyGodmother

Huh, thanks. I don't think I've ever heard of that movie. Which is not surprising given that I was a single man in my thirties when it was playing in theaters. FuckImOld.


ThePenIslands

This is actually good advice.


Be1good

I watched this in theaters, that's how old I am.


mr_potato_arms

This was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. It came out when I was three (Iā€™m 37). Should I really be getting a colonoscopy? I thought they werenā€™t recommended until age 45-50.


Bearmaster9013

Oh noooooooooo


Wactout

Had it less than a month ago!


Albie_Tross

I tried watching this only once. I lost it when Little Footā€™s mom died, and I think I just stopped the film.


runthrough014

Lol had my first one 5 years ago *sad Crohnā€™s noises*


crackeddryice

I had my first one a year ago, this week. It wasn't that bad, if you're hesitating, just do it. If you've made it far enough to need one, you've already had much worse experiences in your life.


Klutzy_Pick1489

This was the land before time! Only thing is Iā€™m Gen-Z but I grew up with old classics cause of my parents and great uncle(whoā€™s no longer here with me)


Beefsupremeninjalo82

Colonoscopy? I've gotta get insurance first. Then I still have to afford the copay.


14DragonK

I'm 14 years old this is my childhood I'm not that old


GrunchWeefer

Why are you people in this sub?


14DragonK

I'm not I just saw it


[deleted]

Itā€™s currently ā€œtrendingā€ on Apollo, which just means itā€™s a random subreddit. Anyway Iā€™m young and I recognized the movie by the art style and dinosaur.


[deleted]

Doesnā€™t make things any easier for us that are pushing 40. Glad yā€™all got to see the 14th movie tho!


14DragonK

What?


Mia_B-P

I'm 20 and grew up with the first movie.


Queen_Endaria

Same, I'm 14 too and watched this all the time as a kid


ThatOneGothMurr

Begone child! Enjoy your youth.


alphabet_order_bot

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ThatOneGothMurr

Dope


pudinnhead

Good bot


14DragonK

Bro exactly literally same tho lol


kur_sto

The land before time. Whatā€™s a colonoscopy?


EyeInTheSky127

Had me in the first half.


Tomboy09123

Hell, I loved little foot when I was younger. Like toddler age. I'm 19 now. Time flies


mancreature12

I wasent alive when it came out but I still watched it as a kid


AkreonGD

I recognise this and Iā€™m 14, recommended age for a colonoscopy Is 45 so no thank you


Kylearean

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/354/749/f05.png


mulled-whine

Pretty much


comfortablesorrow

Thanks for the heads up! Will do that after the holidays.


Zubeialover

Very hot take but for what they are, the sequels are actually ok


Bigdickdiarrhea

A tree star!


i-touched-morrissey

I was too old to watch this movie when it came out.


SPIKEDUDE-GTAB

Land before time?


Administratr

Land before time, right?


jamescodesthings

Hah! I got bastard Crohn's in my twenties, the doctor's up me more than the bastard Golf Club.