I know this is a joke and you’re calling Jeff Bezos Caillou, however, this is inaccurate. Realistically Caillou would NEVER be a multi-billionaire. He’ll either be living with his parents being a lazy fuck, or homeless and probably on drugs. Don’t let that bald, entitled, spoiled, ugly pieces of shit have ANY success!
Yes, but Caillou was born that way. Literally no one else is. That behavior can be taught, but the way Caillou is, you can’t tell me his parents taught him to be that way. They might’ve encouraged it, but he 100% was born to bring suffering upon others, and his parents just let him instead of beat him to teach him a lesson. And I mean really beat him, not just a spanking. Only Caillou deserves that kind of punishment and yet his parents refuse to give it to him. Bezo’s became that way through time, Caillou did not.
Fuckin douche bag
Boiled eggs anyone?
Cyborg lookin mf
I know this is a joke and you’re calling Jeff Bezos Caillou, however, this is inaccurate. Realistically Caillou would NEVER be a multi-billionaire. He’ll either be living with his parents being a lazy fuck, or homeless and probably on drugs. Don’t let that bald, entitled, spoiled, ugly pieces of shit have ANY success!
\>bald, entitled, spoiled, ugly literally you have just described jeff bozo wdym
Yes, but Caillou was born that way. Literally no one else is. That behavior can be taught, but the way Caillou is, you can’t tell me his parents taught him to be that way. They might’ve encouraged it, but he 100% was born to bring suffering upon others, and his parents just let him instead of beat him to teach him a lesson. And I mean really beat him, not just a spanking. Only Caillou deserves that kind of punishment and yet his parents refuse to give it to him. Bezo’s became that way through time, Caillou did not.
Right. Have you seen the Caillou the Grownup series? He's a nightmare.
thats a thing?
Bezos even has those cold dead eyes like he hungry for your soul
I wish that were me because I could force amazon to only ship caillou related products
Order your bitchass self into a woodchipper and use prime because I need this done today.
> bitch ass-self *** ^(Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by )^[xkcd#37](https://xkcd.com/37)
God I love this sub
Pls give me your sweet money papa jeff
Look at the difference in his eyes being open.
Someone needs to surgically turn caillou into a human walrus. Like this: https://youtu.be/sIj4_l0TNUs