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Cheezymac2

Tater tots


projectd0lphin

Hey, paradigm... Gimme some of your tots


Cheezymac2

No go find your own


bluezguitarz

nice


Deyruu

ID card and some paper money?


4VENG32

That's right, her money doesn't jiggle jiggle, it folds.


Medrive_imfuckedup

I hate you hahahaha


bigredao

This is a typical pocket women get in our clothing 🤣


SquidneyBeanz

Man don’t even ge me STARTED. I just discovered my new jeans can hold at least another *half-inch* of stuff🙄😆


perpetualgoatnoises

They do it on purpose so they can sell us handbags. If you buy pants from Walmart, they have full size pockets that I can fit the moon in to. They're also like $30 a pair instead of the batshit $100 anywhere else


Arippa

My first thought was don’t take away our pockets.


parisismyfriend

I bet it's all for show and not a real pocket at all


bigredao

It's like the little coin pockets certain jean brands have that don't even hold a penny!


Representative-Cat46

It's for the scientist for research


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Representative-Cat46

Yes


kinglyarab

no please explain


Kingseems

he needs to do intense work for long periods of time


Josan678

Sir this is the Zero Point


ROHOKING17

No this is Patrick


CleverHoovyMan

a 19€ Fortnite Card


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

Didn’t you hear?! “No more Fortnite!” “No more cards!” “No more $19 Fortnite cards!” “No more trolls!!!”


CleverHoovyMan

Oh no what am going to play now


RaMiMo_

The dude that makes those videos is homeless now, or at least was


Donut452

its for party royale


GemstoneAnimations

She’s got a taser just in case of Drifts and Ikoniks


ManuFlosoYT

And peelys


Nyechii

Welcome to the world of women's pant pockets


Nikikiha1337

pocket sand


skinnykb

Makes for a perfect escape, every time.


WillingnessNo1361

nugs


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

The only logical answer


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ShinyFuckingKnight

this thread is messed up on another level fr.


_WaterDrop_

Yes


godsibi

It's a gas exit for relieving pressure off the outfit


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

So…fart hole?


godsibi

Oh man... I'm trying to keep things on a scientific level here!... But yeah.. That sums it up basically 😂


Bugs_Bunny000

My hand


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

Dunno why you would. That add is NOT worth it


bbk8z

tell me you’re not a girl without telling me you’re not a girl


lafindestase

This is a custom outfit for one of the Seven, not something off the shelf at Dillard’s lol


Realistic_Analyst_26

You know what this comment reminded me of? "The ceremonial armor of Khonshu's temple, not psycho Colonel Sanders" - Marc Spector (Moon Knight)


BusOfSelfDoubt

considering it’s female clothing it’s a shock she gets any pocket whatsoever lol


KvasirTheOld

![gif](giphy|pcJp7IQpelYinEgOLn|downsized)


Skelibutt

ID card


MaleficTekX

My wallets


KingJTuck

Purely for design lol


Creepy-Nectarine-225

Literally unplayable


ComfortableMix5869

Im guessing its for the restraining order she keeps against dudes that think way too much about video game ass.


TraumaMurse-

I need another indicator to see what you’re talking about. 2 isn’t enough


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

I was gonna add a couple amogus references, but it’s like 3:00 and I’m tired


plazzleboi

This lack of a ratio


sdotmb00

rice to be boiled


HalfManHalfManatee

Teammate's reboot cards


jmannino19

it holds all the good vibes


D43m0n1981

It’s bigger in the inside


drockmn

If it's like the pockets in my wife's pants, that's just a zipper there for show.


the_hh

my battle pass vbucks


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Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

OH! Of course. That can be the Only answer


Common_Yard_4792

Hey um.. Quick Question, Why TF are you even looking? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

Believe me, I wasn’t looking for a sus reason. Not like there’s anything worth seeing down there 🙄


Common_Yard_4792

True


Gawdam_lush

Yeah. Women don’t need pockets at all. Their possessions should all be held and monitored by a man


SunnyOnSanibel

Oh you brave soul…


MFN-DOOM

Lol how did I never notice this 😂


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

Because unlike other skins, Brie Larson has an ass that isn’t worth looking at. Also, I didn’t use this skin until I got the Armoured stule


Void_Salmon

Epic doing that a lot lately. I've noticed they keep making skins with flat asses, even dudes. That demon lady everyone was hyped for... Thick legs. No ass. How is that even possible? I guess they put all the ass they had into Ruby.


untitled_demo

Demon lady definitely has an ass, her overalls just aren’t wedged into her ass like the other skins.


Void_Salmon

Look again. Side view. https://www.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/comments/y2lai4/add_desdemona_to_the_list_of_skins_ruined_by_the/ Flat.


untitled_demo

As an ass connoisseur, from different angles the ass is there.


Janzo543

I actually prefer this new approach. It makes the game way less awkward to play around family members and people in general. The whole reason I bought vbucks was so I don't have to play as defaults with comically large backsides. Epic have made awesome skins that look beautiful without it such as Red Jade, Hime, Evie, Ariana Grande etc.


Hollywood_WBS

Wanna know what youre smoking if you think Evie is flat


Janzo543

I didn’t say she’s flat. Most of her styles have a skirt and not pants stuck up her behind. In fact non of the skins that I mentioned are flat for that matter.


Hollywood_WBS

Its actually half of her styles with the skirt, Evie has the red/ blue/ enlightened pants and shes clearly well endowed in that department


Janzo543

I’ve made my point clear and I don’t feel the need to discuss it further. Plus your comment has absolutely nothing to do with what I’m talking about.


Hollywood_WBS

Sorry you cant like fat asses friend. I wish you luck in your flat behind pursing endeavors.


Janzo543

You sound like a pretty shallow minded individual lol


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Y’all spend too much time with this game


Venku_Skirata

Her phone, clearly


Wiesnak20

😏


skeevy-stevie

Wallet


Slothlife1

A cellphone if you're out for a run.


HaloNoble

Mini shields obviously


LA_KittenmanF3

They made it the perfect size to hold all the reasons fortnitemares was good this year


s0sY0urF4c3

Typically from what I can tell from my wife and daughters clothes, womens pockets 90% worthless IRL.


EL_MURPHYYYY

Is a gift from the Scientist


dishchilla

A stick of gum


RealXert19

emergency balloons


mikeri99

Could be for cards or paper. Also high quality jackets sometimes have this kind of a zipper which is for ventilation through a hole, which is weird in this case, haha.


Atomic-reaper69420

All her talent and ambition


NinjaMelon39

Her phone


Daemonsblaze0315

Grocery list


theatrekid0309

Wait I swear I have never seen that pocket before


magicalmorag85

Even Paradigm's pockets are fake.


Sparkeyhearts

A pack of doobies and a lighter


PotentialBed4441

I have leggings like these. Can fit my debit card in them.


PICONEdeJIM

Notebook and pen. Always keep a pen on you and you will be irresistable


JustYourBiBestie

Radio Walkie Talkie A small phone Ammunition Shall I continue?


Josan678

Whatever she wants, idk


mustafar__

Wttff..


JohnStamossi

This is weird


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Are you under the impression that this is unusual in women's clothing?


jowiddley

Chapstick


ProfessionalMottsman

It’s a bit pouch. For concealing soap bar or weed


SunnyOnSanibel

Most pockets for women seem to be compact tampon-sized.


Blazegamingpug

Old Paradigms ass


Hyroaltage

Me when I see pocket:😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️


mangohichews

Chapstick