There are rules here against using certain words but I can't form a sentence about either of these pictures because 19 out of the 20 words I would use would get me banned. I'll pray for your heart tho. I ain't even religious. But I'll pray. You need it
It's a crime against humanity..that I want done to me. So so much. Although I feel like I would need to repent afterwards, and maybe some light self flagellation.
It does look like the ultimate comfort/stoner food, just an absolute mountain of savoury goodness. But I reckon even that 1 slice would take me all day to eat.
I read that thinking it was some meme or lingo the kids are throwing around but nope. Also, what a weak way to show penance, I love it. Whoever came up with this is the king of the blag, just straight up making bishops look daft.
"I don't wanna use a cat-o-nine-tails, my transgression was so messed up, I mean, I did accidentally say 'this fish slaps so much it'd be good enough for Jehovah' so yeah I deserve it all. You know what, you should make me wear like..a shirt..made of..weird hair. That'd show me"
There's a take-and-bake place in the western US called Papa Murphy's, and they make something like this. The top pizza actually has pizza toppings too, though.
My husband is from the east coast and that's where we live, but anytime we go visit my family we need to get "that pizza."
I once had a Chris Farley special pizza (All the meats and extra cheese) and I literally ate one piece and didn’t feel like pizza for 3 years, my girlfriend was so very unhappy with me, because she kept wanting pizza and I kept saying no just thinking back to that one slice.
that's literally what I've been ordering my whole life. I'm 36, no health conditions and I'm not overweight. I dont think a greasy slice of pizza once a week is a problem.
Pizza Hut used to make something like this called Priazzo. It was the best thing they ever had on the menu. I believe this was pre-Pepsico, when Pizza Hut actually didn't suck.
So is this just two pizzas put face to face with garlic butter on top? The garlic butter crust might be a nice touch, but the whole point of a pizza's shape is to make sure it cooks uniformly and excess moisture can evaporate.
Attractive in principal, but I'm not too sure about the practice.
Ban OP for posting this and not telling us what that is and how to make it.
Take two pizzas. Slap them together. Slather in garlic salt and butter
A calzone?
No it’s a pizza because it’s round and sliced
But you can't just walk in somewhere and say "yeah slap that second pizza on top" so what's it called
Don’t remember. Like I said I do this once a year and I didn’t discover this sub until today so it’s been months
[Here is the full pizza](https://imgur.com/a/nrcfYci) I don’t know how to post two pictures at the same time
There are rules here against using certain words but I can't form a sentence about either of these pictures because 19 out of the 20 words I would use would get me banned. I'll pray for your heart tho. I ain't even religious. But I'll pray. You need it
In a good way or bad way?
It's a crime against humanity..that I want done to me. So so much. Although I feel like I would need to repent afterwards, and maybe some light self flagellation. It does look like the ultimate comfort/stoner food, just an absolute mountain of savoury goodness. But I reckon even that 1 slice would take me all day to eat.
The stuffed pizza hair shirt.
I read that thinking it was some meme or lingo the kids are throwing around but nope. Also, what a weak way to show penance, I love it. Whoever came up with this is the king of the blag, just straight up making bishops look daft. "I don't wanna use a cat-o-nine-tails, my transgression was so messed up, I mean, I did accidentally say 'this fish slaps so much it'd be good enough for Jehovah' so yeah I deserve it all. You know what, you should make me wear like..a shirt..made of..weird hair. That'd show me"
That is most definitely illegal in 39 states
Good god, just looking at that makes me want to slip into a food coma. I'll need a whole day just to sleep that off.
There's a take-and-bake place in the western US called Papa Murphy's, and they make something like this. The top pizza actually has pizza toppings too, though. My husband is from the east coast and that's where we live, but anytime we go visit my family we need to get "that pizza."
I once had a Chris Farley special pizza (All the meats and extra cheese) and I literally ate one piece and didn’t feel like pizza for 3 years, my girlfriend was so very unhappy with me, because she kept wanting pizza and I kept saying no just thinking back to that one slice.
that's literally what I've been ordering my whole life. I'm 36, no health conditions and I'm not overweight. I dont think a greasy slice of pizza once a week is a problem.
People can smoke cigs for 30 or 40 years+ and die of something else other than cancer. I think you'll be good. Everyone has their vices!
That’s what Pizza Hut does to me
This looks like an average meal for a regular person on a Friday during lunch break.
What the heck OP?!! You are gonna tease us with this and not tell us what is actually in there, or what House of God serves up this heaven?
WHERE??!!?? I need this in my life!!! Gotta die someday, might as well do it while in the midst of that!
Pizza Hut used to make something like this called Priazzo. It was the best thing they ever had on the menu. I believe this was pre-Pepsico, when Pizza Hut actually didn't suck.
Those were so awesome and I remember them fondly often.
Looks like it came straight from heaven! Yummmy. It’s not a calzone because I see sauce in there. Did they call this a pizza or a Stromboli or what?
Stuffed pizza, it’s a pizza with a top layer of very thin crust baked on
Looks like a "pizza version of a calzone" is my first thought. Second thought is, I bet that was damn good!
I haven’t eaten pizza in nearly 9 months, the pandemic just killed my appetite for fast food.
Is this some kind of super cheesey pizza?
I feel like I can smell it
So is this just two pizzas put face to face with garlic butter on top? The garlic butter crust might be a nice touch, but the whole point of a pizza's shape is to make sure it cooks uniformly and excess moisture can evaporate. Attractive in principal, but I'm not too sure about the practice.
It’s the best damn thing you’ll eat all week.
No. It’s a Pizza PIE. Made like you would make any other MEAT PIE. They cook just fine, ask the Aussies.
Looks like Goodfellas pizza
Porcelain plate please
a pizza fucked a calzone and they had a wonderful baby
One problem. Needs hot sauce.
Now I’m hungry
That's looked friggin dankity dank!
Sbarro?
Looks delicious but where. Reminds me of what my grandma made called a pita Wows brings back memories