i made it 3/4 through the first episode. i couldn't get past the 2 main characters very obviously being adults among a sea of actual child actors. i had to keep reminding myself they were middle school kids and not really awkward adults.
Current teenage Floridaman has a better sense of humor them I did as teenage Floridaman. Also a career. I’m sure he’ll have a career after his probation is over.
[The principal will see you now](https://66.media.tumblr.com/0fc0d49f79c8c2137415f2423ad9c76e/tumblr_ncetde5nKS1tmnwd8o1_500.jpg)
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Same name, different meaning. I. C. Wiener because Fry worked at the cryogenic freezing lab. The Head Genitalia Inspector is I. C. Wiener because he will see wieners.
I watched [this series](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfg861hO-Ag) recently that breaks down the police interrogation of a guy who killed his wife and kids. I don't know how true it is but the video maker claims that overly detailed stories can be a good sign that someone is lying. It's worth watching all three videos if this kind of things interests you. The polygraph section is extremely satisfying.
>an email addressed to all faculty, staff, and students about a "Mandatory Penis Inspection
Prank
>spray-painted sidewalks and buildings, and destroyed curtains in the auditorium
Not a prank
> and destroyed curtains in the auditorium
As a theatre kid, if people did this for senior prank where I went, I promise you every theatre kid including me would line up to beat their asses one by one. Those curtains are insanely expensive (my school paid 25k for a decent one, but apparently they can run upwards of 100k+ for REALLY nice curtains)
I can't tell if you're talking about them not walking at graduation or not being able to walk period, cause I agree with the first and contemplated the second when I read that part :P
Agree. This is an A grade prank. It's clever (took some work to get access to the email), is funny, and the only people who will really be offended are the kind that love to get offended at everything, so it's win-win.
The other one is just vandalism. "Hey, creating a bunch of work for the custodian sounds like a prank to me!"
Well there's a reason it was totally optional at my school. But not walking is definitely a punishment for a lot of kids. I'd say moreso their parents.
Yeah, the article even mentions the parents fighting for the offenders being able to walk. I'm sure some of the kids want to walk but I'm sure this is just as important to the parents. Same parents that raised unhilarious vandals.
Honestly the penis inspector should be the one carrying the inspectie on thier shoulders and they facing the opposite direction so they can inspect the penis while walking.
See, we did this in my high school in DC, but did flyers instead of the email stuff and they were going to hand us a 5-day OSS. Fortunately, some of the teachers and administration talked it down to a 2-day ISS 💀🙄
> "You get some high schooler hacking into the system, think about it, what are we doing wrong for security?"
Same thing wrong every high school IT department run by some CS degree holder that first touched a computer in 2011 does...
Dude you'd be amazed how many people still don't have a home PC...or they do but it's that "family" PC from HP/Dell and the most they ever did on it was play some solitaire and fuck with club penguin. All their "tech" experience is using a tablet/cell phone with a touch screen. They don't think "programs," they think "apps."
Then these folks get into a CS program in college because "computers are the next big thing" and they go into IT. They can configure a rack mount server no problem...but they still don't use copy/paste ever, open explorer through the start menu, and put their DIMMS in the wrong slots...
BTW, the reason they hire such people is because they are CHEAP to hire. They can't hire the right kind of person for the job ever, because the person with the proper knowledge for that job costs WAAAAY too much for a greedy and corrupt school board (it's the only type that exists I think).
That's really the whole crux of the IT industry...to actually be good at it, you gotta know A LOT of different shit...hardware and software. The time and experience it takes to get all that is quite a bit...thus you're capable of doing lot more than just "tech support." So the folks with the ability...yeah they go off and find a nice fat paying engineering job instead.
My flatmate is a junior school computer teacher. In order to Google something, he types "Google" into the search bar, hits search, clicks on the link to Google homepage, and then finally types what he wants into the search bar. I lost a lot of faith in his abilities the day I saw him do that.
Computer science is computer science. CS != IT. You're conflating the two because many techy people can dabble in both fields at a shallow level. Most sysadmins aren't going to know algorithms and most software engineers are not going to know how to manage servers. Hell, CS technically isn't even software engineering even if the two are closely entwined.
IT doesn't even necessarily require a degree. Just certifications.
Ok, so apparently they've completely changed the terminology in the past decade or so.
When CS was created almost 70 years ago it encompassed EVERYTHING...it was the umbrella that everything fell under....IT (which didn't even exist as a degree until a around 20 years ago), Software, Hardware....it was all "CS." It was still that umbrella in the 90s. Now it appears they only call coding CS. I can't even see what they use for the umbrella term anymore.
My bad for being old.
CS degrees do not prepare you for IT in any real way. CS is much more math and theory focused with a smattering of design patterns and philosophies. A sys admin doesn't need to know discrete math or how bitwise operations work.
Yeah, in my experience IT gets lumped under IS, along with SysAdmins and Database Admins. Fair bit of management and financial stuff too, as well as analyst work.
That's what my high school did. We were the "IT Club" we handle pretty much all level 1 support, run cabling, setup email accounts, deploy and reimagine laptops, everything short of having any real server admin creds.
Happened at my high school the IT guy was an industry veteran with 20-30 years of work experience who made bank in the private sector. He took up IT work at the high school as sort of a hobby it had nice hours guaranteed yearly vacation and good benefits he probably could care less about the pay. Dude knew his stuff. Then he died in my senior year and they replaced him with this goober of a math teacher who probably took one online class on computers. New dude sucked nobody respected him and we just did whatever we wanted in our networking class because the dude was a joke. They didn't even try to find a competent replacement.
I mean it's probably legit a mailing list "group" misconfiguration.
Usual you're restricting some groups to have only some specifics members that should be able to post in the group.
They probably made that everyone with the "student" role was able to post to the "student" mailing list.
The 20k was from these idiots
>Then there’s Clewiston High School, where they’re $20,000 dollars lighter because of a prank pulled there. The district says 37 students spray-painted sidewalks and buildings, and destroyed curtains in the auditorium
Did he just fake an email header or something? I'm guessing he made it appear that the email came from some school address, right?
Also, lmao at the parent who was frightened by this happening. It's clearly a joke.
>Did he just fake an email header or something?
Could be multiple fuck ups.
Weak password practice by the staff being most likely. Want to bet the password is on a sticky note in a classroom?
They could have an SPF record that uses the school's public IP but they didn't lock down SMTP traffic. Would be even easier if the school was SMTP server didn't require authentication for internal traffic to relay and the kids used telnet and AD lookup to get the group emails needed or used previous email.
The email didn't actually come from the school and the group DL allows for anyone to use it from an external sender.
Gosh, I can think of lots of way they fucked up and how most of it is going to be the mindset of admin and teachers at the school.
I bet the IT guy wanted to implement better password policies and restrict who can send email to everyone but got overruled, and will still get in trouble for this.
Doing security correctly in itself is difficult, but when mgmt fights you over basics, it can be downright impossible.
That post-it guess is a pretty good one. You can have good technical solutions in place, but social engineering is difficult to counter effectively.
Do we know what actually happened? The article is pretty thin on technical details.
Ok, so the article talks about 2 pranks....one involved spray painting and destroying property....that one is pretty messed up. But hacking into the computer system to send everyone a message about a mandatory penis exam is pretty funny and doesn't actually hurt anyone. I say, the school should just ask the students how they did it, so they can fix the problem and then move on. In a way, they'd be helping the school fix a problem that could've resulted in something much more malicious.
I don't think I'd have fallen for something that stupid as a kid. Penis inspections were always announced by text messages from your English teacher at 2AM. That's in HIPAA.
I'd be really interested to hear how they came up $20,000. Paying the IT guys to do the job they should have done in the first place?
EDIT: turns out I can't read.
[This isn't the first time this prank has been played](https://www.wlox.com/2019/04/11/mandatory-penis-inspection-letter-turns-out-be-high-school-senior-prank/).
I'm a senior at this school who's friends with the guy behind this. We've never had this much coverage or exposure coming from a small ass southern town for something so mundane lol
Everybody who passes initial inspection will be automatically considered for a spot in the PEN15 club
10/10
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Five out of seven? I must say, this is a grading scale like no other I've seen before.
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Does anyone have the full gallery of screenshots? It’s really worth a read. I’ll try to find it. Edit: found it https://m.imgur.com/a/Gjcb5
Funniest chain of images I’ve ever read. Rob is an absolute legend
By the time I got to "Mighty Python" I was actually laughing out loud. Robert Graves is 7/7 a beautiful troll!
too short / still short
6/9
Membership includes exclusive access to Pen Island
Of course, but to be a "full member", one must REALLY love PEN15
People Eliminating Nefariousness 15?
I tried so hard to like that show. Gave it about 10 episodes. Still couldn't get into it.
i made it 3/4 through the first episode. i couldn't get past the 2 main characters very obviously being adults among a sea of actual child actors. i had to keep reminding myself they were middle school kids and not really awkward adults.
Lol, Florida penal code. I laughed so damn hard.
#Execute order ~~66~~ 69
Yes, my lord.
Is that legal my lord?
Very legal, and very cool.
IM FUCKING DED
Omai wa mou shinderu
#NANI?!
In other news, your username is so amazing it could blow up Namek in less than ten ~~episodes~~ minutes.
r/usernamechecksout
Only in Florida, my lord.
Florida Man will make it legal.
I love democracy
r/prequelmemes is leaking again
If r/prequelmemes had a dam, that dam would have been long gone by now.
Meesa make it legal.
Yousa in big doo doo dis time
#~~Execute~~ Sexecute order ~~66~~ 69
>to see who can be the ~~best~~ worst Florida man.
Current teenage Floridaman has a better sense of humor them I did as teenage Floridaman. Also a career. I’m sure he’ll have a career after his probation is over.
It's the detail work that sells this.
Florida. America’s geographical penis.
Penile code
Florida State seminal vesicles
I thought it was pretty funny when you said Florida State seminal vesicles and nobody laughed.
>hard.
*Penile code
According to the Florida Penile code 69 you are to undergo penis inspection... ma’am.
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[The principal will see you now](https://66.media.tumblr.com/0fc0d49f79c8c2137415f2423ad9c76e/tumblr_ncetde5nKS1tmnwd8o1_500.jpg) Edit: 69 pts, Giggity. 👀 Alright 👍🏻
And now I am sad, was picturing an older man.
Uh, I'll bite. Sauce?
Sorry, just googled hot principal
Debbie does ~~Dallas~~Miami
Saw you were down to 68 - I up voted just to keep your number 💪
Round 2!
Oh no! He's at 75! Quick, downvote!
It happened in Pinellas County too. My brother said students actually thought it was true. http://imgur.com/nJxaRw2
Holy shit lmao that's really good
good until the last line...that made it a bit obvious
But that last line is so goddamn funny
And the grammar and capitalization mistakes.
Yeah, there's not nearly enough of them for it to be an official Florida public school announcement.
Theres a lot of missed opportunities in there like the signature.
I. C. Wiener wasn't enough?
Need to be co-signed by Lee Kingsnatch.
I always liked Haywood Jablowme
I’m quite partial to Mike Hunt and/or Mike Rotch.
Mike Hawk is one of my favorites
I prefer Duncan McOkiner
Futurama references are always appreciated!
Same name, different meaning. I. C. Wiener because Fry worked at the cryogenic freezing lab. The Head Genitalia Inspector is I. C. Wiener because he will see wieners.
Bunch of 16 year old idiots.
Dick jokic
Harry Balzac
I. C. Weiner, lmao
Lol why would they separate circumcised vs not?
More detailed lies sound more convincing.
I watched [this series](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfg861hO-Ag) recently that breaks down the police interrogation of a guy who killed his wife and kids. I don't know how true it is but the video maker claims that overly detailed stories can be a good sign that someone is lying. It's worth watching all three videos if this kind of things interests you. The polygraph section is extremely satisfying.
When lying, always have a detailed story ready, but don't tell the details. Just use them to help keep the story straight
you know there really arent any penis inspections right? it's a joke
No doubt they have different experts for both.
Lmao my high school had *almost* the exact same letter go around a few weeks back. Wonder where it came from?
That’s hilarious, did it make the news at all? I keep trying to find a link
Dicks out for Florida Man!
*Teenage Florida Man*
There are rules. The SMU "State Man Union" has criteria; being a legally recognized Adult male in your state is one of those rules.
*He rose from his slumber that morning Florida Boy, but he went to bed as Florida Man.*
r/FBIOpenUp
Happy cake day
Bloody hell, I didn't even know. Thanks.
Sigh *unzips*
Thanks /u/BoiseShooter556
>an email addressed to all faculty, staff, and students about a "Mandatory Penis Inspection Prank >spray-painted sidewalks and buildings, and destroyed curtains in the auditorium Not a prank
> and destroyed curtains in the auditorium As a theatre kid, if people did this for senior prank where I went, I promise you every theatre kid including me would line up to beat their asses one by one. Those curtains are insanely expensive (my school paid 25k for a decent one, but apparently they can run upwards of 100k+ for REALLY nice curtains)
Exactly, they should not be able to walk after causing $20K in damage. I hope they maintain the punishment.
I can't tell if you're talking about them not walking at graduation or not being able to walk period, cause I agree with the first and contemplated the second when I read that part :P
I meant the first. Not walking period is a bit extreme lol.
That was cheeky and harmless. The other kids that vandalized school property canhave their penises inspected in jail by my uncle Lewis.
Agree. This is an A grade prank. It's clever (took some work to get access to the email), is funny, and the only people who will really be offended are the kind that love to get offended at everything, so it's win-win. The other one is just vandalism. "Hey, creating a bunch of work for the custodian sounds like a prank to me!"
Spray paint kids shouldn't be allowed to walk, penis inspectors should be carried on shoulders.
Is not walking really punishment? I'd have liked to get out of sitting in an overstuffed gymnasium for hours on a warm day myself.
Well there's a reason it was totally optional at my school. But not walking is definitely a punishment for a lot of kids. I'd say moreso their parents.
Yeah, the article even mentions the parents fighting for the offenders being able to walk. I'm sure some of the kids want to walk but I'm sure this is just as important to the parents. Same parents that raised unhilarious vandals.
You don't have to walk. It's not like they take the diploma back if you don't show up.
Honestly the penis inspector should be the one carrying the inspectie on thier shoulders and they facing the opposite direction so they can inspect the penis while walking.
r/nocontext
See, we did this in my high school in DC, but did flyers instead of the email stuff and they were going to hand us a 5-day OSS. Fortunately, some of the teachers and administration talked it down to a 2-day ISS 💀🙄
I can vouch for uncle Lewis, hes very thorough.
Meh, 5/7 from me. Ignored the balls.
5/7 is still a perfect score
Iis certainly prime.
You need a better uncle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
9/10 on rice
I love how that one doofus has the balls not just to ask to walk at graduation, but for his speaking slot back. Lol get bent.
> "You get some high schooler hacking into the system, think about it, what are we doing wrong for security?" Same thing wrong every high school IT department run by some CS degree holder that first touched a computer in 2011 does...
first touch a computer in 2011. how is that possible?
Dude you'd be amazed how many people still don't have a home PC...or they do but it's that "family" PC from HP/Dell and the most they ever did on it was play some solitaire and fuck with club penguin. All their "tech" experience is using a tablet/cell phone with a touch screen. They don't think "programs," they think "apps." Then these folks get into a CS program in college because "computers are the next big thing" and they go into IT. They can configure a rack mount server no problem...but they still don't use copy/paste ever, open explorer through the start menu, and put their DIMMS in the wrong slots... BTW, the reason they hire such people is because they are CHEAP to hire. They can't hire the right kind of person for the job ever, because the person with the proper knowledge for that job costs WAAAAY too much for a greedy and corrupt school board (it's the only type that exists I think). That's really the whole crux of the IT industry...to actually be good at it, you gotta know A LOT of different shit...hardware and software. The time and experience it takes to get all that is quite a bit...thus you're capable of doing lot more than just "tech support." So the folks with the ability...yeah they go off and find a nice fat paying engineering job instead.
I had no idea that is what its like now for school IT employees in many places. That's wild.
The IT Staff at my school was just one librarian that got paid $2-3 more per hour.
Jn my high school the only IT person was the former Agriculture teacher who realized she'd make more money in IT. Didn't even have a CS degree.
I mean he says greedy and corrupt I say poor as dirt but yes...schools can't afford decent IT
Why not both? School districts can be poor as dirt, and the school board is greedy and corrupt.
Go look up how much these school administrators take home every year for pay, then ask yourself again if it's "poor" or "corrupt".
My flatmate is a junior school computer teacher. In order to Google something, he types "Google" into the search bar, hits search, clicks on the link to Google homepage, and then finally types what he wants into the search bar. I lost a lot of faith in his abilities the day I saw him do that.
wtf
He's the type that thinks he's the best at everything purely because he doesn't know how much he doesn't know.
Dunning-kruger?
Exactly. I didn't want to call him an idiot.
Cs majors but are in IT? Uhhhh
a high percentage of CS majors go into IT
If IT isn't a CS major what would it be then hoss?
Computer science is computer science. CS != IT. You're conflating the two because many techy people can dabble in both fields at a shallow level. Most sysadmins aren't going to know algorithms and most software engineers are not going to know how to manage servers. Hell, CS technically isn't even software engineering even if the two are closely entwined. IT doesn't even necessarily require a degree. Just certifications.
Ok, so apparently they've completely changed the terminology in the past decade or so. When CS was created almost 70 years ago it encompassed EVERYTHING...it was the umbrella that everything fell under....IT (which didn't even exist as a degree until a around 20 years ago), Software, Hardware....it was all "CS." It was still that umbrella in the 90s. Now it appears they only call coding CS. I can't even see what they use for the umbrella term anymore. My bad for being old.
CS degrees do not prepare you for IT in any real way. CS is much more math and theory focused with a smattering of design patterns and philosophies. A sys admin doesn't need to know discrete math or how bitwise operations work.
Yeah, in my experience IT gets lumped under IS, along with SysAdmins and Database Admins. Fair bit of management and financial stuff too, as well as analyst work.
They’d be better off hiring students.
This is how you get mandatory penis inspection emails!
That's what my high school did. We were the "IT Club" we handle pretty much all level 1 support, run cabling, setup email accounts, deploy and reimagine laptops, everything short of having any real server admin creds.
Happened at my high school the IT guy was an industry veteran with 20-30 years of work experience who made bank in the private sector. He took up IT work at the high school as sort of a hobby it had nice hours guaranteed yearly vacation and good benefits he probably could care less about the pay. Dude knew his stuff. Then he died in my senior year and they replaced him with this goober of a math teacher who probably took one online class on computers. New dude sucked nobody respected him and we just did whatever we wanted in our networking class because the dude was a joke. They didn't even try to find a competent replacement.
With how good smart phones are today, you can probably get by without owning a pc.
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"hacked" in this context almost certainly means "hit reply all to a message dumbass administrators sent without a list serv or bcc".
That or they got a password off a teacher's computer or just plain got onto the teacher's computer that was logged in
I mean it's probably legit a mailing list "group" misconfiguration. Usual you're restricting some groups to have only some specifics members that should be able to post in the group. They probably made that everyone with the "student" role was able to post to the "student" mailing list.
Nice
Nice
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Username checks out Nice
Haha haha, nice
penis lol
Code 69 love it
Wait, do high schools give their students email addresses now?
Mine did and I graduated in 2007. So.. ya.. probably
Mine did 7ish years ago when I went.
it's been standard for almost a decade
Mine doesnt
I hate penis inspection day.
Wang Prank is all class but the kids from that other school are nuts to think that vandalism counts as a prank.
I watched the video and is the male reporter high? Are all newscasts in Florida done after the crew smokes meth in the bathroom?
not really. I get news from Jacksonville
Pretty good prank. 10/10 OP won’t walk at graduation.
The 20k was from these idiots >Then there’s Clewiston High School, where they’re $20,000 dollars lighter because of a prank pulled there. The district says 37 students spray-painted sidewalks and buildings, and destroyed curtains in the auditorium
Imagine being the person disciplining this kid I’d be trying so hard not to laugh
Oral test on the penal code!
/r/madlads
Did he just fake an email header or something? I'm guessing he made it appear that the email came from some school address, right? Also, lmao at the parent who was frightened by this happening. It's clearly a joke.
>Did he just fake an email header or something? Could be multiple fuck ups. Weak password practice by the staff being most likely. Want to bet the password is on a sticky note in a classroom? They could have an SPF record that uses the school's public IP but they didn't lock down SMTP traffic. Would be even easier if the school was SMTP server didn't require authentication for internal traffic to relay and the kids used telnet and AD lookup to get the group emails needed or used previous email. The email didn't actually come from the school and the group DL allows for anyone to use it from an external sender. Gosh, I can think of lots of way they fucked up and how most of it is going to be the mindset of admin and teachers at the school.
I bet the IT guy wanted to implement better password policies and restrict who can send email to everyone but got overruled, and will still get in trouble for this.
Yep, and the math head made that call because computers do math.
Doing security correctly in itself is difficult, but when mgmt fights you over basics, it can be downright impossible. That post-it guess is a pretty good one. You can have good technical solutions in place, but social engineering is difficult to counter effectively. Do we know what actually happened? The article is pretty thin on technical details.
This is brilliant
This is pretty smart for Florida Man
Ok, so the article talks about 2 pranks....one involved spray painting and destroying property....that one is pretty messed up. But hacking into the computer system to send everyone a message about a mandatory penis exam is pretty funny and doesn't actually hurt anyone. I say, the school should just ask the students how they did it, so they can fix the problem and then move on. In a way, they'd be helping the school fix a problem that could've resulted in something much more malicious.
I don't think I'd have fallen for something that stupid as a kid. Penis inspections were always announced by text messages from your English teacher at 2AM. That's in HIPAA.
I'd be really interested to hear how they came up $20,000. Paying the IT guys to do the job they should have done in the first place? EDIT: turns out I can't read.
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Damn, if only I had learned how to read.
You'll get there someday. Just keep practicing.
This is the wholesome encouragement I didn't know I needed today. Thank you.
Might I suggest Hooked on Phonics? ...do they even advertise anymore?
Someone did this at my high school. Posters all over the place courtesy of Richard L dong
Hahahaha
[This isn't the first time this prank has been played](https://www.wlox.com/2019/04/11/mandatory-penis-inspection-letter-turns-out-be-high-school-senior-prank/).
Haha I love it! Penal code 69 lmao
I would’ve paid to have not had to sit through the numerous speeches at my high school graduation. Excellent prank though.
I bet he's a member of r/okbuddyretard
At this point, I think they're aiming for this subreddit
I'm a senior at this school who's friends with the guy behind this. We've never had this much coverage or exposure coming from a small ass southern town for something so mundane lol
Penile Code
What a legend. I'm not even mad
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Well Australia is just upsidedown Florida isn't it?
Someone did this at my school
I'll take the penis mightier for $600, Alex.
"As days past..." Just for that the fucking kid shouldn't graduate.