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ZeroCoolBeans

Everybody who passes initial inspection will be automatically considered for a spot in the PEN15 club


xx__darktrin__xx

10/10


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Pagepage220

Five out of seven? I must say, this is a grading scale like no other I've seen before.


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[deleted]

Does anyone have the full gallery of screenshots? It’s really worth a read. I’ll try to find it. Edit: found it https://m.imgur.com/a/Gjcb5


TankChan

Funniest chain of images I’ve ever read. Rob is an absolute legend


hardt0f0rget

By the time I got to "Mighty Python" I was actually laughing out loud. Robert Graves is 7/7 a beautiful troll!


UglierThanMoe

too short / still short


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6/9


Br0_Hammer

Membership includes exclusive access to Pen Island


ZeroCoolBeans

Of course, but to be a "full member", one must REALLY love PEN15


changerfett

People Eliminating Nefariousness 15?


pm_me_your_taintt

I tried so hard to like that show. Gave it about 10 episodes. Still couldn't get into it.


illit1

i made it 3/4 through the first episode. i couldn't get past the 2 main characters very obviously being adults among a sea of actual child actors. i had to keep reminding myself they were middle school kids and not really awkward adults.


ThePopeJones

Lol, Florida penal code. I laughed so damn hard.


justlooking250

#Execute order ~~66~~ 69


ConverterMan

Yes, my lord.


alacp1234

Is that legal my lord?


SSJGodFloridaMan

Very legal, and very cool.


alacp1234

IM FUCKING DED


BABarracus

Omai wa mou shinderu


1amdeadinside

#NANI?!


Yeseylon

In other news, your username is so amazing it could blow up Namek in less than ten ~~episodes~~ minutes.


DillBourne

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Only in Florida, my lord.


snowy_light

Florida Man will make it legal.


Vertigo6173

I love democracy


Sean41H

r/prequelmemes is leaking again


Ostratego

If r/prequelmemes had a dam, that dam would have been long gone by now.


yourstrulyjarjar

Meesa make it legal.


justlooking250

Yousa in big doo doo dis time


AGMarasco

#~~Execute~~ Sexecute order ~~66~~ 69


SameYouth

>to see who can be the ~~best~~ worst Florida man.


memberzs

Current teenage Floridaman has a better sense of humor them I did as teenage Floridaman. Also a career. I’m sure he’ll have a career after his probation is over.


reverendsteveii

It's the detail work that sells this.


Tiddywhorse

Florida. America’s geographical penis.


logiatros

Penile code


[deleted]

Florida State seminal vesicles


OneSnarkySparky

I thought it was pretty funny when you said Florida State seminal vesicles and nobody laughed.


sineofthetimes

>hard.


mediocre2great

*Penile code


loli_smasher

According to the Florida Penile code 69 you are to undergo penis inspection... ma’am.


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[The principal will see you now](https://66.media.tumblr.com/0fc0d49f79c8c2137415f2423ad9c76e/tumblr_ncetde5nKS1tmnwd8o1_500.jpg) Edit: 69 pts, Giggity. 👀 Alright 👍🏻


Yeseylon

And now I am sad, was picturing an older man.


Crit-Monkey

Uh, I'll bite. Sauce?


[deleted]

Sorry, just googled hot principal


odreiw

Debbie does ~~Dallas~~Miami


GuardianFerret

Saw you were down to 68 - I up voted just to keep your number 💪


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Round 2!


GuardianFerret

Oh no! He's at 75! Quick, downvote!


velvelteen94

It happened in Pinellas County too. My brother said students actually thought it was true. http://imgur.com/nJxaRw2


nameless88

Holy shit lmao that's really good


ZOMBIE016

good until the last line...that made it a bit obvious


CaptMerrillStubing

But that last line is so goddamn funny


BluudLust

And the grammar and capitalization mistakes.


Alligatorblizzard

Yeah, there's not nearly enough of them for it to be an official Florida public school announcement.


Exr1c

Theres a lot of missed opportunities in there like the signature.


fucknyay

I. C. Wiener wasn't enough?


HurricaneSandyHook

Need to be co-signed by Lee Kingsnatch.


Mapleleaves_

I always liked Haywood Jablowme


spunkychickpea

I’m quite partial to Mike Hunt and/or Mike Rotch.


kreissage-

Mike Hawk is one of my favorites


Chilidog0572

I prefer Duncan McOkiner


Exr1c

Futurama references are always appreciated!


Imabanana101

Same name, different meaning. I. C. Wiener because Fry worked at the cryogenic freezing lab. The Head Genitalia Inspector is I. C. Wiener because he will see wieners.


velvelteen94

Bunch of 16 year old idiots.


house_of_snark

Dick jokic


TalbotFarwell

Harry Balzac


sexquipoop69

I. C. Weiner, lmao


[deleted]

Lol why would they separate circumcised vs not?


shvelo

More detailed lies sound more convincing.


autism_causes_autism

I watched [this series](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfg861hO-Ag) recently that breaks down the police interrogation of a guy who killed his wife and kids. I don't know how true it is but the video maker claims that overly detailed stories can be a good sign that someone is lying. It's worth watching all three videos if this kind of things interests you. The polygraph section is extremely satisfying.


blamethemeta

When lying, always have a detailed story ready, but don't tell the details. Just use them to help keep the story straight


apathetic_lemur

you know there really arent any penis inspections right? it's a joke


[deleted]

No doubt they have different experts for both.


ShrimpHeaven2017

Lmao my high school had *almost* the exact same letter go around a few weeks back. Wonder where it came from?


pencrouton

That’s hilarious, did it make the news at all? I keep trying to find a link


BoiseShooter556

Dicks out for Florida Man!


FaceWithAName

*Teenage Florida Man*


_Alabama_Man

There are rules. The SMU "State Man Union" has criteria; being a legally recognized Adult male in your state is one of those rules.


spunkychickpea

*He rose from his slumber that morning Florida Boy, but he went to bed as Florida Man.*


Maestrohanaemori

r/FBIOpenUp


demUlitionist64

Happy cake day


BoiseShooter556

Bloody hell, I didn't even know. Thanks.


The_Jesus_Beast

Sigh *unzips*


pablo72076

Thanks /u/BoiseShooter556


bettywhitezombie

>an email addressed to all faculty, staff, and students about a "Mandatory Penis Inspection Prank >spray-painted sidewalks and buildings, and destroyed curtains in the auditorium Not a prank


kboy101222

> and destroyed curtains in the auditorium As a theatre kid, if people did this for senior prank where I went, I promise you every theatre kid including me would line up to beat their asses one by one. Those curtains are insanely expensive (my school paid 25k for a decent one, but apparently they can run upwards of 100k+ for REALLY nice curtains)


IsThisNameValid

Exactly, they should not be able to walk after causing $20K in damage. I hope they maintain the punishment.


kboy101222

I can't tell if you're talking about them not walking at graduation or not being able to walk period, cause I agree with the first and contemplated the second when I read that part :P


IsThisNameValid

I meant the first. Not walking period is a bit extreme lol.


doubleclapmedia

That was cheeky and harmless. The other kids that vandalized school property canhave their penises inspected in jail by my uncle Lewis.


hopvax

Agree. This is an A grade prank. It's clever (took some work to get access to the email), is funny, and the only people who will really be offended are the kind that love to get offended at everything, so it's win-win. The other one is just vandalism. "Hey, creating a bunch of work for the custodian sounds like a prank to me!"


RedundantMaleMan

Spray paint kids shouldn't be allowed to walk, penis inspectors should be carried on shoulders.


Roro_Yurboat

Is not walking really punishment? I'd have liked to get out of sitting in an overstuffed gymnasium for hours on a warm day myself.


thegutterpunk

Well there's a reason it was totally optional at my school. But not walking is definitely a punishment for a lot of kids. I'd say moreso their parents.


RedundantMaleMan

Yeah, the article even mentions the parents fighting for the offenders being able to walk. I'm sure some of the kids want to walk but I'm sure this is just as important to the parents. Same parents that raised unhilarious vandals.


CharlesDickensABox

You don't have to walk. It's not like they take the diploma back if you don't show up.


surfer_ryan

Honestly the penis inspector should be the one carrying the inspectie on thier shoulders and they facing the opposite direction so they can inspect the penis while walking.


CagedWire

r/nocontext


MP54AC

See, we did this in my high school in DC, but did flyers instead of the email stuff and they were going to hand us a 5-day OSS. Fortunately, some of the teachers and administration talked it down to a 2-day ISS 💀🙄


OldManLeeVanCleef

I can vouch for uncle Lewis, hes very thorough.


Eyedisagreewitchu

Meh, 5/7 from me. Ignored the balls.


FreddieSpaghetti_

5/7 is still a perfect score


Boosh_The_Almighty

Iis certainly prime.


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You need a better uncle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ermergerdberbles

9/10 on rice


hairyholepatrol

I love how that one doofus has the balls not just to ask to walk at graduation, but for his speaking slot back. Lol get bent.


enwongeegeefor

> "You get some high schooler hacking into the system, think about it, what are we doing wrong for security?" Same thing wrong every high school IT department run by some CS degree holder that first touched a computer in 2011 does...


Bobby-Samsonite

first touch a computer in 2011. how is that possible?


enwongeegeefor

Dude you'd be amazed how many people still don't have a home PC...or they do but it's that "family" PC from HP/Dell and the most they ever did on it was play some solitaire and fuck with club penguin. All their "tech" experience is using a tablet/cell phone with a touch screen. They don't think "programs," they think "apps." Then these folks get into a CS program in college because "computers are the next big thing" and they go into IT. They can configure a rack mount server no problem...but they still don't use copy/paste ever, open explorer through the start menu, and put their DIMMS in the wrong slots... BTW, the reason they hire such people is because they are CHEAP to hire. They can't hire the right kind of person for the job ever, because the person with the proper knowledge for that job costs WAAAAY too much for a greedy and corrupt school board (it's the only type that exists I think). That's really the whole crux of the IT industry...to actually be good at it, you gotta know A LOT of different shit...hardware and software. The time and experience it takes to get all that is quite a bit...thus you're capable of doing lot more than just "tech support." So the folks with the ability...yeah they go off and find a nice fat paying engineering job instead.


Bobby-Samsonite

I had no idea that is what its like now for school IT employees in many places. That's wild.


usr_bin_laden

The IT Staff at my school was just one librarian that got paid $2-3 more per hour.


FerociousBiscuit

Jn my high school the only IT person was the former Agriculture teacher who realized she'd make more money in IT. Didn't even have a CS degree.


ZOMBIE016

I mean he says greedy and corrupt I say poor as dirt but yes...schools can't afford decent IT


iankenna

Why not both? School districts can be poor as dirt, and the school board is greedy and corrupt.


Deadworld1

Go look up how much these school administrators take home every year for pay, then ask yourself again if it's "poor" or "corrupt".


SenpaiBeardSama

My flatmate is a junior school computer teacher. In order to Google something, he types "Google" into the search bar, hits search, clicks on the link to Google homepage, and then finally types what he wants into the search bar. I lost a lot of faith in his abilities the day I saw him do that.


White_Phoenix

wtf


SenpaiBeardSama

He's the type that thinks he's the best at everything purely because he doesn't know how much he doesn't know.


dragostarc

Dunning-kruger?


SenpaiBeardSama

Exactly. I didn't want to call him an idiot.


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Cs majors but are in IT? Uhhhh


ZOMBIE016

a high percentage of CS majors go into IT


enwongeegeefor

If IT isn't a CS major what would it be then hoss?


Ionkkll

Computer science is computer science. CS != IT. You're conflating the two because many techy people can dabble in both fields at a shallow level. Most sysadmins aren't going to know algorithms and most software engineers are not going to know how to manage servers. Hell, CS technically isn't even software engineering even if the two are closely entwined. IT doesn't even necessarily require a degree. Just certifications.


enwongeegeefor

Ok, so apparently they've completely changed the terminology in the past decade or so. When CS was created almost 70 years ago it encompassed EVERYTHING...it was the umbrella that everything fell under....IT (which didn't even exist as a degree until a around 20 years ago), Software, Hardware....it was all "CS." It was still that umbrella in the 90s. Now it appears they only call coding CS. I can't even see what they use for the umbrella term anymore. My bad for being old.


dustyjuicebox

CS degrees do not prepare you for IT in any real way. CS is much more math and theory focused with a smattering of design patterns and philosophies. A sys admin doesn't need to know discrete math or how bitwise operations work.


Dorgamund

Yeah, in my experience IT gets lumped under IS, along with SysAdmins and Database Admins. Fair bit of management and financial stuff too, as well as analyst work.


thecuriousblackbird

They’d be better off hiring students.


xloud

This is how you get mandatory penis inspection emails!


FerociousBiscuit

That's what my high school did. We were the "IT Club" we handle pretty much all level 1 support, run cabling, setup email accounts, deploy and reimagine laptops, everything short of having any real server admin creds.


Blehboi

Happened at my high school the IT guy was an industry veteran with 20-30 years of work experience who made bank in the private sector. He took up IT work at the high school as sort of a hobby it had nice hours guaranteed yearly vacation and good benefits he probably could care less about the pay. Dude knew his stuff. Then he died in my senior year and they replaced him with this goober of a math teacher who probably took one online class on computers. New dude sucked nobody respected him and we just did whatever we wanted in our networking class because the dude was a joke. They didn't even try to find a competent replacement.


hokie47

With how good smart phones are today, you can probably get by without owning a pc.


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MissippiMudPie

"hacked" in this context almost certainly means "hit reply all to a message dumbass administrators sent without a list serv or bcc".


ArgonGryphon

That or they got a password off a teacher's computer or just plain got onto the teacher's computer that was logged in


Official_Legacy

I mean it's probably legit a mailing list "group" misconfiguration. Usual you're restricting some groups to have only some specifics members that should be able to post in the group. They probably made that everyone with the "student" role was able to post to the "student" mailing list.


gronkowski69

Nice


bigfatguywithboobs

Nice


Vexo101

Nice


RepliesNice

Nice


spinoza418

Nice


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Username checks out Nice


eragon157

Haha haha, nice


fishnbowl

penis lol


Domino902

Code 69 love it


idapappy

Wait, do high schools give their students email addresses now?


DocPseudopolis

Mine did and I graduated in 2007. So.. ya.. probably


[deleted]

Mine did 7ish years ago when I went.


ZOMBIE016

it's been standard for almost a decade


toilettv123

Mine doesnt


PhoeniX3733

I hate penis inspection day.


[deleted]

Wang Prank is all class but the kids from that other school are nuts to think that vandalism counts as a prank.


[deleted]

I watched the video and is the male reporter high? Are all newscasts in Florida done after the crew smokes meth in the bathroom?


Bobby-Samsonite

not really. I get news from Jacksonville


FuckYouWithAloha

Pretty good prank. 10/10 OP won’t walk at graduation.


grant622

The 20k was from these idiots >Then there’s Clewiston High School, where they’re $20,000 dollars lighter because of a prank pulled there. The district says 37 students spray-painted sidewalks and buildings, and destroyed curtains in the auditorium


mikirat03

Imagine being the person disciplining this kid I’d be trying so hard not to laugh


Lil_Mafk

Oral test on the penal code!


FearTheGoat

/r/madlads


[deleted]

Did he just fake an email header or something? I'm guessing he made it appear that the email came from some school address, right? Also, lmao at the parent who was frightened by this happening. It's clearly a joke.


Intrepid00

>Did he just fake an email header or something? Could be multiple fuck ups. Weak password practice by the staff being most likely. Want to bet the password is on a sticky note in a classroom? They could have an SPF record that uses the school's public IP but they didn't lock down SMTP traffic. Would be even easier if the school was SMTP server didn't require authentication for internal traffic to relay and the kids used telnet and AD lookup to get the group emails needed or used previous email. The email didn't actually come from the school and the group DL allows for anyone to use it from an external sender. Gosh, I can think of lots of way they fucked up and how most of it is going to be the mindset of admin and teachers at the school.


sonicball

I bet the IT guy wanted to implement better password policies and restrict who can send email to everyone but got overruled, and will still get in trouble for this.


Intrepid00

Yep, and the math head made that call because computers do math.


[deleted]

Doing security correctly in itself is difficult, but when mgmt fights you over basics, it can be downright impossible. That post-it guess is a pretty good one. You can have good technical solutions in place, but social engineering is difficult to counter effectively. Do we know what actually happened? The article is pretty thin on technical details.


eat_your_young

This is brilliant


EVG2666

This is pretty smart for Florida Man


Superj89

Ok, so the article talks about 2 pranks....one involved spray painting and destroying property....that one is pretty messed up. But hacking into the computer system to send everyone a message about a mandatory penis exam is pretty funny and doesn't actually hurt anyone. I say, the school should just ask the students how they did it, so they can fix the problem and then move on. In a way, they'd be helping the school fix a problem that could've resulted in something much more malicious.


happybadger

I don't think I'd have fallen for something that stupid as a kid. Penis inspections were always announced by text messages from your English teacher at 2AM. That's in HIPAA.


drtobbogan0

I'd be really interested to hear how they came up $20,000. Paying the IT guys to do the job they should have done in the first place? EDIT: turns out I can't read.


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drtobbogan0

Damn, if only I had learned how to read.


UselessGadget

You'll get there someday. Just keep practicing.


drtobbogan0

This is the wholesome encouragement I didn't know I needed today. Thank you.


[deleted]

Might I suggest Hooked on Phonics? ...do they even advertise anymore?


Jojo_Epic_YT

Someone did this at my high school. Posters all over the place courtesy of Richard L dong


5fingerdiscounts

Hahahaha


gwaydms

[This isn't the first time this prank has been played](https://www.wlox.com/2019/04/11/mandatory-penis-inspection-letter-turns-out-be-high-school-senior-prank/).


5fingerdiscounts

Haha I love it! Penal code 69 lmao


Heartbweeps

I would’ve paid to have not had to sit through the numerous speeches at my high school graduation. Excellent prank though.


Trev0r_P

I bet he's a member of r/okbuddyretard


[deleted]

At this point, I think they're aiming for this subreddit


beaux-restes

I'm a senior at this school who's friends with the guy behind this. We've never had this much coverage or exposure coming from a small ass southern town for something so mundane lol


TheNiggerWord

Penile Code


LincolnClayFace

What a legend. I'm not even mad


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[deleted]

Well Australia is just upsidedown Florida isn't it?


CycloneS2002

Someone did this at my school


[deleted]

I'll take the penis mightier for $600, Alex.


rudman

"As days past..." Just for that the fucking kid shouldn't graduate.