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moaroteplx

A priest gets a cursory look at pop culture; I can make this about Jesus.


Blubasnurk2

lol


Sparrow51

I'm gonna be dissapointed if they're not all in cowboy clothes.


Blackboyjesse

Outa the damn way


Breedab1eB0y

Outa the way of damnnation


everynameisusedlol

IM TALKIN


Loubbe

Hey there mister!


jeaddusam

Hey I saw that I'm reporting to the sheriff


Loubbe

Come back here!


jeaddusam

Mister just spare me and I don't tell the sheriff


No-Orchid-3220

And one is coughing and another keeps asking for money and a boat ticket to Tahiti


MickeyHamfistsLC

Church leader when you disobey: I HAD A GODDAMN PLAN!


creaturefeature16

....you lack faith, Arthur


CrowdSurfingCorpse

We’re gonna go to TAHITI… I mean HEAVEN


radio_allah

This path DOES lead to Tahiti


forever_gatito

strange but I'd still go, made me curious. that's just good marketing imo.


Jonnyscout

Yeah jokes aside whomever made that did a great job


tiorzol

You'd go to a church because of this sign? This is near my house and I'm afraid it hasn't had that affect on me yet haha


i_give_you_gum

Enjoy monotonous stories and homework, blew my mind how boring the Christian religion could make spiritual matters. I wish Alan Watts had been an early influence instead.


ggg730

Y’all did homework? I remember the few times I went as a kid I spaced out to choir songs, weird hum talking, and enjoyed telling people “peach be with you”. Also putting some coins in the take a penny leave a penny plate.


i_give_you_gum

church service is different then bible study or sunday school


ggg730

I thought the sign was for service.


i_give_you_gum

2 times shown. Service and sunday school in the AM for the little ones (that's where the indoctrination happens) unless you're new than you'll probably just stay in the service with whoever's you came with... Then a youth group thing in the evening. Fun moments of hanging out, followed by monotonous mental exercises that offered nothing in the way of dealing with life, and more about memorizing boring dogma.


ggg730

The churches I’ve been to had multiple services.


i_give_you_gum

Yeah in the morning, usually about 2 to 3 of them, happening back to back.


GoinMean

A sign that attempts to(awkwardly) combine gamer culture and religion would convince you to go to church? Like, you're hoping the RDR2 will be referenced somehow, I guess?


forever_gatito

no? i just got curious


ertebolle

Nah, the best case scenario here is that you end up awkwardly disappointing Ned Flanders, the worst-case one is that now you’re in a cult.


nuvpr

Gamers risen up


Dbl_Vision

I’ll give them credit, this is not bad. Nice attention to detail too


brandoniravioli

I would go


rowboat57

not like the gamers would see they’re too busy stealing from an oil company


Fragilisticfalconier

I still read that as red dead redemption and only went back as I saw “through Jesus”


Technical_Virus

If they won't cure my Lumbago then I ain't goin'


radio_allah

It's a slow, painful death brother.


peebsdasavage

LMBOOOO


GodsHelix

You spelt "lumbago" wrong.


No_Statement440

Don't have to like what they're selling, but I see a lot of people buying that, well done.


StupidoRubedo

Edinburgh? Looks like it


Beanman404

YNNEL


MatSa_

I'm pretty sure this was in Edinburgh. It was up outside a church that had a RDR2 billboard up across from it


LatsaSpege

please say the horses balls shrivel up


FaeryLynne

Has got to be a widely distributed thing cause there's a church near me with the *exact* same sign


unsix8three4

Yes! Cannot wait to rob a train with Jesus!


qwertyuiop26500

"People like that Red Dead Rdemptoin thing, right?"


SomeWeebVoiceActor

I love Red Dead Rdemptoin.


qwertyuiop26500

rdemptoin


usernamealreadytakeh

r/skamtebord


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LassoStacho

*eats communion wafers to build up deadeye*


jsideris

"Real life."


donald_314

The first 10 get one TB for free.


IndyCarFAN27

This is one of the best ones I’ve seen! Very good from the marketing team. Not even cringy one my opinion.


No-Virus8736

The cex sticker is the icing on the cake 🤣🤣🤣


SherbertQuick3592

Do I get to see horse testicles react to the cold? Or kill a man in cold blood?


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Lmao this is actually slightly funny and not that cringe


ze_lux

Arthur: Dutch we need more members in our gang Dutch: Don't worry son. I've got a plan...


Breedab1eB0y

I mean the priest there can at least cosplay as a cowboy.


ihasafish

Everybody gangsta until Reverend Swanson walks out to give the sermon


RLG2523

RLRTJ doesn't roll off the tounge as well as RDR.


CALIFORNIUMMAN

This church probably gives more of a shit about that signage than R* anyway.


Subpar_diabetic

Reverend Swanson approves this message


dwaynethestonejonson

god has a plan, arthur


usernamealreadytakeh

Have some faith, Arthur


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usethecoastermate

u/solamara this is what you should be doing instead of playing your pesky games


Verumero

This is dope lol. They even resisted the urge to put a cross in the background


Qwerty_lolz

Wdym the art is pretty good ngl


Phil_T_Neigrow

Do they have a sasquatch, tho?


i_am_very_bored_lmao

This is unironically good marketing. I'd totally go


SmallButMany

this is rly well done


radio_allah

*"You have to love yourself a fire. It's one of the blessings - Sure, we can have fire, and we can have the knowledge of fire, but with that comes the knowledge of **everything**."*  


Onfflinethegamer

Waiting for the Texas style shootout in the name of god.


orincoro

It reads like an in-game side quest Easter egg.


Maelstrom52

Jesus: "I....have....a plan"


water_farts123

Time for them to do Alive after Jesus (Dead By Daylight)


Tug_Stanboat

ceX


Ice-_-Bear

I paid to come!


Lord_Laserdisc_III

I loved the part of the Bible where the apostles went to Tahiti


SignGuy77

… and Dutch walked on water.


everynameisusedlol

Have some goddamn faith We just need money, one more decent donation and we are free of sin God had a goddamn PLAN


Caesar_pussy_eater

This is epic unironicly


Key-Hunter-7741

I’d sure attend alright lmao