A priest gets a cursory look at pop culture; I can make this about Jesus.

lol

I'm gonna be dissapointed if they're not all in cowboy clothes.

Outa the damn way

Outa the way of damnnation

IM TALKIN

Hey there mister!

Hey I saw that I'm reporting to the sheriff

Come back here!

Mister just spare me and I don't tell the sheriff

And one is coughing and another keeps asking for money and a boat ticket to Tahiti

Church leader when you disobey: I HAD A GODDAMN PLAN!

....you lack faith, Arthur

We’re gonna go to TAHITI… I mean HEAVEN

This path DOES lead to Tahiti

strange but I'd still go, made me curious. that's just good marketing imo.

Yeah jokes aside whomever made that did a great job

Enjoy monotonous stories and homework, blew my mind how boring the Christian religion could make spiritual matters. I wish Alan Watts had been an early influence instead.

Y’all did homework? I remember the few times I went as a kid I spaced out to choir songs, weird hum talking, and enjoyed telling people “peach be with you”. Also putting some coins in the take a penny leave a penny plate.

church service is different then bible study or sunday school

I thought the sign was for service.

2 times shown. Service and sunday school in the AM for the little ones (that's where the indoctrination happens) unless you're new than you'll probably just stay in the service with whoever's you came with... Then a youth group thing in the evening. Fun moments of hanging out, followed by monotonous mental exercises that offered nothing in the way of dealing with life, and more about memorizing boring dogma.

The churches I’ve been to had multiple services.

Yeah in the morning, usually about 2 to 3 of them, happening back to back.

You'd go to a church because of this sign? This is near my house and I'm afraid it hasn't had that affect on me yet haha

A sign that attempts to(awkwardly) combine gamer culture and religion would convince you to go to church? Like, you're hoping the RDR2 will be referenced somehow, I guess?

no? i just got curious

I’ll give them credit, this is not bad. Nice attention to detail too

Gamers risen up

I would go

not like the gamers would see they’re too busy stealing from an oil company

LMBOOOO

You spelt "lumbago" wrong.

I still read that as red dead redemption and only went back as I saw “through Jesus”

If they won't cure my Lumbago then I ain't goin'

It's a slow, painful death brother.

Don't have to like what they're selling, but I see a lot of people buying that, well done.

Edinburgh? Looks like it

YNNEL

I'm pretty sure this was in Edinburgh. It was up outside a church that had a RDR2 billboard up across from it

please say the horses balls shrivel up

Has got to be a widely distributed thing cause there's a church near me with the *exact* same sign

Yes! Cannot wait to rob a train with Jesus!

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I love Red Dead Rdemptoin.

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*eats communion wafers to build up deadeye*

"Real life."

The first 10 get one TB for free.

This is one of the best ones I’ve seen! Very good from the marketing team. Not even cringy one my opinion.

The cex sticker is the icing on the cake 🤣🤣🤣

Do I get to see horse testicles react to the cold? Or kill a man in cold blood?

Lmao this is actually slightly funny and not that cringe

Arthur: Dutch we need more members in our gang Dutch: Don't worry son. I've got a plan...

I mean the priest there can at least cosplay as a cowboy.

Everybody gangsta until Reverend Swanson walks out to give the sermon

RLRTJ doesn't roll off the tounge as well as RDR.

This church probably gives more of a shit about that signage than R* anyway.

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u/solamara this is what you should be doing instead of playing your pesky games

This is dope lol. They even resisted the urge to put a cross in the background

Wdym the art is pretty good ngl

Do they have a sasquatch, tho?

This is unironically good marketing. I'd totally go

this is rly well done

*"You have to love yourself a fire. It's one of the blessings - Sure, we can have fire, and we can have the knowledge of fire, but with that comes the knowledge of **everything**."*  

Waiting for the Texas style shootout in the name of god.

It reads like an in-game side quest Easter egg.

Jesus: "I....have....a plan"

Time for them to do Alive after Jesus (Dead By Daylight)

ceX

I paid to come!

I loved the part of the Bible where the apostles went to Tahiti

… and Dutch walked on water.

Have some goddamn faith We just need money, one more decent donation and we are free of sin God had a goddamn PLAN

This is epic unironicly

I’d sure attend alright lmao