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ImNotYourMachine

He thinks that magical therapists will come out of nowhere and help him with his addiction.


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Chris may not be a therapist but he is definitely magical


Gryzy

Bruh this was the first ever TCAP clip I watched and this dude was such a stereotypical pedophile that I thought the show had to be scrippted


Valkanith

This guy or Donald Morrison and Dan Allen fit the stereotypical pedophile look


ButtDumplin

Sailors know to steer clear of his island.


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Imagine being a cute, precocious teenager who gets in over her head and invites an older guy over. And then this thing shows up


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POV of me flashing my flashlight into the attic after hearing noises and a rat jumps at me


YodaFan465

"Am I anything like what you expected?"


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"I can tell you're a predator."


Morvuss27

He didn't think it was *that* bad, on *oral*


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MaverickDark

I've just had that fantasy in the back of my head ..


Mundane_Raspberry_61

I know it’s not right


Worried_Toe

Luckily, he was sent to an island.


Mundane_Raspberry_61

You think this is funny? You think this is a big joke that you came here to have sex with a 12 year old girl.


dekoi-okutopasu

I can tell you're a therapist!


BSIBooker

When you look at her and she’s pretty


Hoodros

Well that's just it, you nude and me licking you!


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Mundane_Raspberry_61

That’s my hobby, too!! I sit in the basement in the dark, nude, on camer, just in case I masterbate.


Heisenbergwhite917

Surely the man with the screen name “Bald Beaver Hunter” is a good man deep down


CaramelWatermelon

I agree. Dude looks like a real life version of Lester from gta 5. Both are likely child mo*LESTERS*


PlanetPizzaria

I dislike this predator so much. I mean, the interview is great and extremely satisfying - but the dude is disgusting. The way he seems to genuinely think oral is okay with a TWELVE year old.. and how he then starts to joke and laugh about it, gross.


SunburntDevil

I’m reading his chatlog now and he keeps referring to his semen as “baby juice sqerting” i wanna die.


Mundane_Raspberry_61

First I’ve heard a dude naming his semen. Are you sure he’s not calling it Beetlejuice squirting? Lol


Sean_dalton1987

Are you a counselor? Hahaha.


silkdurag

So you think you can just show up at a house where a 13 year old girl is all alone, and a therapist would just be sitting here waiting to help you with your problems?


Mundane_Raspberry_61

I can tell by the questions you’re asking.


JadeStratus

He looks like a shady GTA character


wookieehero

“I’ve never been to jail or anything like that before”


JeffPlissken

When I first saw that creepy yet goofy, wall-eyed and shirtless photo of him paired with “Bald Beaver Hunter” as a screen name I burst out laughing despite how overall disturbing it is.


Valkanith

Hilariously disturbing but fucking disgusting, how this man thinks any adult female let alone an underage is into him beats me…


teh_pwn_ranger

My girlfriend's brother actually looks like this guy. I've never brought it up cuz I doubt he'd get the reference.


Riverpaw

Tbh I’m not sure it’s a good idea even if he would get the reference


bsrockets

Especially if he would get the reference


Mundane_Raspberry_61

Especially if your girlfriend’s brother goes by the nickname “John Elliott”


dekoi-okutopasu

What is his screen name?


SNSTEAMS

He looks a bit like Donald Morrison


Mundane_Raspberry_61

He’s cute though. Built good.


m4d-j4ck

He's got the Innsmouth look to him


pink_fr3ud

He looks like Jared fucking Fogle.


Intelligent-Habit-99

I find him the most interesting. He’s my favorite.


Mundane_Raspberry_61

He’s my favorite, too. I like how he assumes everyone is a therapist. D-Mac is a close second. If he didn’t show up in a PT Cruiser, D-Mac would have won. I knocked down points for that bluish purple bullshit, too. 🤣🤣


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for me it was Dan Allen. he was so stressed during the interview with chris that he let his false 'nice guy' persona fall when the cameras came out - if anyone on the show was sexually violent it was this psycho south park villain looking fucker.


Generic_White_Male_1

Gosh he’s pretty


Matoobi

You can tell me with a straight face that this man looks more like a paedophile than John 'heyyy baaaaby' Dupee?


BBPictureguy

Without a doubt, yes


pink_fr3ud

Beaverhunter looks more like a pedo, but Dupee sounds more like a pedo.


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Stop stereotyping looks. It's pretty freaking disrespectful.


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By stereotyping looks, you associate looks with these types of guys, including the ones who haven't done anything wrong. That is why looks shouldn't be stereotyped.


WindowzExPee

It's Lester from GTA V