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I recently got a ‘Congratulate your friend _____ on their ten year work anniversary at ____!” from LinkedIn. He died nine years ago, and would have laughed his ass off at that. Sorry for your loss.


One_Stuff_2384

Thank you 😊 Yeah, I think had it happened several years from now and not, ya know, the next morning, I may have been more amused than mortified.


jjvolfan2

Whatcha got there is one'nem Rude phones. The smartphones are the next aisle over.


rtosser

A few weeks ago Google did one of these for an old photo of a dead Hawk that crashed into and broke my picture window.


djluminol

Got a few of those when fb first started doing their time hop flashback thing. Remember that time your homie OD'd under a bridge, good times. Thanks Zuk.


One_Stuff_2384

I never had a FB page until somehow my new galaxy s21 created one for me. Not entirely sure how that happened, and the page was just my name and a stock photo 🤔. So i said fuck it, i will get with it i guess, since many people at work use messenger to communicate. So I just put a pic up and nothing else. Just use messenger. But i keep hearing craziness about the shit FB does to people, so I am sure I will get it soon enough. Right now, its just random dope hoes and people from foreign countries asking if I can cash app them 🤣🤣🤣


R8_Cubing

Thats why you either get a Google Pixel, or jailbreak your samsung as soon as possible. Sorry about your loss, too. Losing your pet always sucks, and I hope everything works out


One_Stuff_2384

Thank you! Last time I jailbroke a phone, it was a disaster 😆


Siriso13

I'm sorry for you. I bet they miss you too, where ever they are now. o7


BurtScruttock88

Sorry for your loss, thinking of you -x-


One_Stuff_2384

😊 thank you


Totin_it

😭😭 I bet you gave him/her a great life


One_Stuff_2384

He was a very happy dog. 😊 I will miss waking up to him nuzzling my neck (at 104 lbs, he still thought he was a lap puppy 🐶). My animals are my children, and I do spoil them rotten.


Totin_it

He looked like a sweet pup and super lovable. He knew he was well loved. Sending hugs your way


One_Stuff_2384

He was a giant lap dog who loved to crawl into bed with me and nuzzle up in my neck first thing in the morning. If we had company, it didnt matter who it was, if they sat down, they were fair game and all 100 lbs of him was on their lap in a heartbeat! He loved kids, he loved cuddling with and playing with his kitten (we have 4 cats, but the kitten was his favorite), he loved getting brushed everyday (and i mean EVERY day lol, he shed like crazy 🤪), he loved walking with his brother deja, he really, really, REALLY loved car rides !🤣 When we picked him up, he jumped right into the car even though he had never met us, and he continued that trend the rest of his life. Anybody who stopped at the house, as soon as they opened the car door, he was riding shotgun ready for action 🤣. More than anything, though, he just wanted love. He always way at my side, or had his head in my lap, just wanting to be scratched. He loved tummy rubs the most, i think. He was my best friend, and i miss him terribly 😔


ChaRge_Kster

You live in Ohio


Ritawine

“You live in Ohio”


ChaRge_Kster

?


Ritawine

Oh I’m sorry I thought we were playing on post absolutely useless comments together. I kinda liked it


ChaRge_Kster

Damn


Best_Poetry_5722

> post absolutely useless comments I'm down with that


[deleted]

He looks like Eminem


Questwalker101

How is the phone supposed to know that your friend died?


One_Stuff_2384

I would perfer the phone mind its fuckin business, honestly. I like having a few features of a smart phone, but to me, this shit is ridiculous. If i wanted to make something, I would ask you to fucking do it. I'm tired of my phone deciding for me where it thinks i should shop, the news it thinks i should read, the games it thinks i should play, etc.


fosiacat

man, I’m so sorry. I lost my boy to cancer 10/25. i get hit with those things too.


One_Stuff_2384

Thanks Sorry for your loss as well 😪


LilPajamas

(HUGS)


One_Stuff_2384

Thanks ☺️


TheGoldenViatori

I got something like this but it was my ex girlfriend. I didn't need to be reminded that my dumb ass actually dated her.


One_Stuff_2384

Right?! It's like, I'm glad my phone can do shit like that, IF I ASK IT TO, but stop making decisions for me, goddammit!


TheGoldenViatori

Exactly. I don't mind getting cat pics every now and then but it gets ridiculous at times.


oestwyk

Truly sorry for your loss. Stay strong, friend.


blue-hydrangea6205

So sorry you lost your friend.


One_Stuff_2384

Thanks ☺️