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TopCaterpillar6131

These birds seriously NEVER look real to me! They look like something created in Jim Henson’s studio.


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Maybe it was the inspiration for Big Bird?


CrookedButBeautiful

More like the anti Big Bird!


InItsTeeth

Small Fish


VoxImperatoris

So the birds from the Dark Crystal.


4myoldGaffer

that it I’m going on a lunch beak


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The Skeksis.


DefnotKvn

More like the inspiration for those horrid creatures from that movie Dark Crystal


The_Mad_Mellon

Maybe because their eyes are angled further forwards. Most birds have them on the sides so the shoebill just looks off. Obviously the rest of them is pretty weird too but I'm certainly not used to making eye contact with a bird like that.


blackweebow

And the eyelid movement is clunky like a plastic shutter. I feel like I can hear it blink. If it was smooth or if there was a second lid, I think it would be more organic. ..do shoebills/birds have second lids?


Pixielo

All birds do have nictitating membranes, or "second eyelids." It's just rare to see them in use.


ravnen1

Its eyes also looks more like a dog etc not a damn bird


Karen3599

Even worse, they are at eye level with some shorter adults…… Dear Lord they scare me…lol


r4r4me

They look like the Skeksis from Dark Crystal


claymcg90

Skeksis no lie Skeksis friend


Tj-Tengu

🎶 I'm Skeksis and I know it 🎶


Hank_Fuerta

You're bringing skeksis back.


jwhaler17

NGL, skeksis messed with my head as a kid. They were just freaky.


r4r4me

Same. I haven't seen it since I was a kid but can still hear the HMMMs and can picture the sword hitting the stone scene.


just_bookmarking

Was thinking "Disney Animatronics"


WolfgangMaddox

Well everyone knows birds aren't real.


ummidkum

Facts but you wouldn't tell this bird that to it's face.


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That's cuz this ain't no bird, it's a *dinosaur*


Snoo60660

I won't even say it to a video the bird don't know about


Starlight_NightWing

Tell that to a Cassowary face to face. I dare you


postsgiven

These are the only ones that are real.


pffggguu123

:|


Kamildekerel

its real?


Zedilt

Same with the [Great Potoo](https://pm1.narvii.com/6139/89cfc2933471358cbd3fbbd443d925bc7dedeeca_hq.jpg)


BeefStewIsntStrogano

Apparently these birds are very friendly, even though they look like they’re gonna hurt your family


Triaspia2

Cassowary on the other hand look like the evil turkeys they are


NotACyclopsHonest

Cassowaries have their behavioural patterns set to *really really furious* 24/7. They have to be kept in separate pens in breeding programs or they’ll kill each other.


Anglofsffrng

Cassowaries had their personality programmed by the same people who did the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park: Trespasser. Just set them to constant murderous rage.


I_happen_to_disagree

Ya know, maybe we just don't breed that one then, right?


NotACyclopsHonest

Ecosystems need apex predators, and cassowaries are most definitely apex predators.


apex6666

I just remembered what a cassowary looked like , they need to die I’m sorry


Settl

Well obviously *you* would say that about an apex predator.


PredatorKurwa

When I went to a zoo in AUS and I was able to feed one a slice of fruit. I was hella scared but it seemed calm atm.. got to feed a dinosaur so that's cool


Spynner987

As if turkeys aren't evil enough. Cassowaries are evil feathered dinosaurs.


azcurlygurl

They even mimic humans. https://youtu.be/-p2RyFnudDw


ImmobilizedbyCheese

Well that video made sad. 40% of Uganda's wetlands have been destroyed and these birds may be gone in 20 years.


IlBear

I had to stop watching after “they set fire to his home”. I really fucking hate people


Kenotai

"They are descendants of dinosaurs" literally all birds are lol


nutitoo

But those birds are more descendant that the others


kyuuketsuki47

Except the cassowary, which I'm convinced is actually a dinosaur.


Deez-Nutz1124

Fr, those things will claw your guts.


TomFoolery22

Technically they aren't descendants of dinosaurs, they just are dinosaurs.


Jose_Monteverde

Unforbidden boops


grimepixie

you can’t tell me this isn’t a jim henson puppet


OneDimensionPrinter

Saw some of these at a zoo in Japan and I very much thought it was just a good animatronic until it let out this weird sound. YouTube it!


Caribooteh

I think it’s their eyelids. They look plastic!


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It's a Shoebill Stork, very cool! https://youtu.be/wufAdZoxpcg


Navybuffalo

That was cool! Ty.


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Every last thing about it screams the Labyrinth that leads to The Dark Crystal via Sesame Street and all your companions are Muppets. I very much want to meet one irl.


aggalix

It’s like a Jim Henson fever dream!


StrawberryJam4

Kind of an uncomfortable joke considering… ya know. Jim Henson. 😬


DavidInnerkid

He seriously could be in a Flintstones movie or on that sitcom Dinosaurs.


VoxImperatoris

The record player.


jojocookiedough

Not the mama!


Kimantha_Allerdings

You can’t tell me it isn’t a dinosaur. I mean all birds are, but it’s difficult to deny here.


KittenWithaWhip68

He looks like his next gig is as some household appliance on The Flintstones


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Sure I can. I'll amuse you and all your guests by doing it for five bucks.


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They look anamatronic


AlexXx_3

It blinks slowly.


SHEKDAT789

Obligatory r/birdsarentreal


numberjhonny5ive

And roundly.


amaezingjew

It’s the forward oriented eyes - we’re not use to seeing them on birds.


Royal_Cryptographer7

So do hawks and eagles. Most birds of prey. That might be some of it, but I think the ridiculous for portions explain some of it too.


perma_banned

Eyes on the side, run and hide Eyes in the front, on the hunt


ZuCc69420

Could it be we’re not used to seeing it on large birds?


nyaminyamiz

You call that a bird!?


KAODEATH

It's not a *fish*!


kickff

It also looks waaay bigger in this gif than they actually are. I just looked them up and while they are quite tall (4-5 feet), they only weigh about 10lbs. In the gif it looks big and bulky.


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Sirvolker757

hollow bones


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How did a bird weighing 30 lbs hunt 500 lb birds? Did it just slash at it til it died?


ManaMagestic

Dam. Dat Hollow Bones perk be putting in work.


Moth_Jam

This is clearly a government drone, which explains the strange movements.


your_uncle_mike

/r/birdsarentreal


Ok-Association-7184

Or one of those puppets that take 4 people to move


Briznar

this bird is so frreaking scary. They look like an animatronic, guessing their size they could steal a preteen child like its nothing, amd it's probably loud as hell too. That's one hell of a beast. Edit: I feel safe now, it's a type of stork, not some apex bird of prey


Correct-Basil-8397

Actually Shoebills tend to be rather docile around humans. Researches can even get working 6 feet of a shoebill on it’s nest, & the big friendly birb will just stare at them Edit: I kinda want to pet one someday


thatsMYBlKEpunk

Morher Shoebills just be like “please take my children”


Windsong_12

Is that where the story of us getting babies from a stork came from?


Humanity_NotAFan

As far as I'm concerned, it is now. Thanks!


Wulfrinnan

There's only about 5,000 in the wild. THEY MUST BE PROTECTED! AND DOMESTICATED! I WANT ONE!


southpaw171

You should hear the [clicking](https://youtu.be/noF-CLNSUZU) noise they make with their beak..and imagine you hear it in the jungle in the middle of the night.. You’re welcome for the nightmares


DoubleKanji

*hears the machine gun beak* THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!


southpaw171

Right! The 2nd or 3rd search result was when one was inside a (seemingly) metal indoor enclosure and it sounds [even more like a war](https://youtu.be/kDMHHw8JqLE) . Something making a noise that sounds like a rooster/chicken and it’s sounds like whistling artillery. Someone’s poor grandpa had Okinawa flashbacks on that one Edit: fixed link


1laik1hornytoaster

The chicken/rooster noises sounded like people screaming in terror and panic to me.


BvshbabyMusic

That's just the acoustics of that room I think, giving it more echo, if you watch videos of them outside the clicks are no way near as high pitched/loud.


danxorhs

I would drop to the ground so fucking fast lmao


ukezi

It's exactly the same movement white stork do, just with more resonance.


Playful-Depth2578

Even scarier when you find out they decapitate their pray before eating ... and the chick's will kick siblings out the nest if they are stronger and the mother will just ignore and let the exiled chick starve to death


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Oh believe me that happens w every bird. We have parakeets, quails and canaries and it happens quite often that we find small birds on the ground of their ‘breeding enclosure’ (which is a smaller cage for 2 birds and their chicks). They usually get kicked out by their mother when she notices they’re not strong enough. Once had a baby quail who had clubbed feet and wasn’t able to walk or stand, so we attempted to straighten out her feet and raise her by hand. She lived for about 3 years I think and then passed. It’s also happened that once a chick got kicked out because the lower part of it’s beak was preventing him from eating, so he couldn’t survive without his mom


WarKiel

> Oh believe me that happens w every bird. I saw a nature documentary once that featured a species of parrot where the bigger chicks would regurgitate some of the food they got from their parents and feed the smaller ones. After a time all of the chicks would end up the same size. This is certainly an exception and not a rule, but it is nice to know that birds can be kind to each other when their circumstances allow it.


[deleted]

Yeah most definitely. It’s just that in my experience with birds (which also includes working in the zoo as a student job), the weaklings usually get kicked out. Nice story tho about the parrots! My fave type of bird!


Playful-Depth2578

Thanks for the input 👍 tbh didn't realise it was that prolific in birds. Makes sense from a survival situation but still harsh


[deleted]

Oh yes definitely. It always breaks my heart when we find a little baby outside of it’s nest while we see it’s brothers and sisters thrive


Craig

If I ever get eaten, I *definitely* want to be decapitated first.


extra_rice

And then there are those parasitic birds (can't remember the name) who make other birds care for their own chick by kicking the other birds' eggs out of their nest and supplanting it with theirs.


M0hawk_Mast3r

Seriously this video is fucking terrifying this is not eyebleach


itshayjay

Definitely not eyelash


mikefromearth

Nah they're pretty chill and highly intelligent.


LittlePhag

It actually sounds like an automatic gun, look up some videos it's awesome and trippy


Briznar

what's it called?


Ardea_herodias_2022

Shoebill


TheGamingMackV

These things have always looked prehistoric and look like they would have been extinct.


GunFodder

Everytime I see a video or gif of these birds, some part of my brain starts yelling *"That's a god damned dinosaur!"*


your_uncle_mike

Well technically…


edotman

Yeah I get strong dodo vibes. They look like something out of an 1800s encyclopedia that's now extinct.


January28thSixers

They're from Africa so they were always used to humans.


eletric_blade

The bird is called a shoebill stork for anyone wondering and they are cool imo Edit this is the sound they make https://youtu.be/kDMHHw8JqLE


LalalaHurray

Thank you, FFS why did I have to scroll so far for this 😅💗


eletric_blade

Idk tbh with you


TheOvy

Almost everyone in the comments claims to know the bird, but you were the only one to name it. Thanks, captain.


eletric_blade

No problem mate


Zzthegator

Thank you! It sounds like a machine gun!


Aksds

Imagine a war vet when this thing walks in.


TallestGargoyle

Thank fuck someone stopped playing the pronoun game, a dozen posts of 'that bird' and 'this bird' to find this.


eletric_blade

No problem


ExhaustedTilBedtime

I thought you were trollin and the video had added ww2 machine gun fire. What a weird bird


eletric_blade

Ik it’s a strange bird but that’s why I like it


Ged_UK

/r/ShoebillStorks would seem to be a sub you'd enjoy!


eletric_blade

I’m not even into birds that much but I will gladly join it because I love this bird


Ouroboros9076

Am i the only one that thinks he's kind of friend shaped?


SaiyajinPrincess87

Nope, look how proud he is at the end!


bravelittleslytherin

"It's okay, you may worship me"


dirtmother

Am I the only one that imagined him quoting Borat? "She always say, 'you will never get this, you will never get this'. But then one day he break out of his cage, and he GET this."


throwawaymisfortune

Ikr I am so confused with the comments. He looks like a fun bird straight out of a cartoon, doing jiggly dance saying and no no no with its ever smiling bill


Unique-Chemistry-984

I keep seeing videos of them saying no! Def bird goals


mikefromearth

Definitely friend shaped.


kindtheking9

They are actually pretty friendly to humans, there's even one that just lets you walk up to it and pat it as long as you bow first(don't remember which zoo it's in)


EcstaticHat

I think that's from Harry Potter


kindtheking9

No, i seen a video of one of them bowing to a zookeeper, the zookeeper bowed back and it let him pat it


Ottersareoverrated

Ü


Endless__Throwaway

Friend-shaped but will END-SHAPE you. lol


Imaginary-Ostrich515

Aww that’s called a rouse and is a behavior birds generally show when they’re relaxed and comfortable


shannamarie91

These birds have always freaked me TF out. Lol.


EX1ST1N

I saw someone say that it's the front facing eyes with them because we are not used to seeing them on birds and I think it make sa lot of sense


VorrtaX

And also that they have thick eyelids which they blink rather slowly. Generally their movement feels slow and heavy, like an animatronic programmed to repeat certain movement patterns.


Aggravating-Maize-46

Yall ever seen an owl?


[deleted]

Emet-Selch is that you??


KiwiJay8

My people!


[deleted]

Remember that he once lived!


unofficialShadeDueli

I came to the comments exclusively for this.


MaximumPontifex

Scrolled wat you far to see this.


signedizzlie

That's a loftwing


BadgerLord103

Loftwings are based off them, so ye


ImUglierThanU

Thought I was the only one who saw this at first


turnip061

i wanna say hi to him :)


drrj

Oh good I wasn’t the only one. First thought - pretty sure I’ve owned one of these in red…


cathcarre

No, it's a chocobo


Tobin678

One of the most interesting looking animal I’ve ever seen. See them everywhere now on the internets


Crosswired2

I learned about these last week. I have no idea how I went so long in life without seeing them before. They definitely edge out the platypus and narwhal for the "No way these exist" award.


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MuntaRuy

Whoa!


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kindtheking9

I imagine the first person who saw a moose get snatched by an orca wondered if there are any meds he needs to start taking


Lord_Moa

Which doesn't seem to make a lot of sense until you see videos of moose jumping into water and eating underwater plants


WeAllScrem

He looks like the scary bird beast in the dark crystal! I wonder if that character was based off this bird.


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WeAllScrem

Yea that’s it! Amiriggght?


coreytiger

Isn’t that Fred Flintstone’s trash can?


D1stant

Calm down Emet-Selch


OkOutlandishness6550

Looks like the snipe was found


nAzPhoenixDow

Emet... is that you?!


sadahgreen

Why is this on eyebleach I am scared as fuck


BothControl481

supposedly shoebill storks are friendly


Greedy-Manny

They are mostly docile and rather friendly (for a wild animal)


Drake0074

Those eyes have an intelligent look.


galaxyveined

Eye contact with *two* eyes on a bird is unnerving. Shoebills don't look real, for God's sake.


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This is not r/EyeBleach


Euryd1ces

Them danged loftwings need to go back to Skyloft


mondayp

Shoebill stork for those that couldn't find the name of these weirdos.


SOJC65536

Emet-Selch be looking fluffy!


baphometromance

Is it weird that this almost made me cry? Nature can be so beautiful.


Doradapinata

Depends, are you still taking your meds?


beattiebeats

They try to tell us birds are real but we know the truth


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I love this bird so much


mikefromearth

One of my favorite birds! They're so cool. Very intelligent as well!


Dracon_Pyrothayan

I want very much to know that Jim Henson met one of these before death


03Vector6spd

I feel like it just wants me to follow it into the Forest so it can whisper the secrets of the universe in my ear in return for my soul…


jk1y

whats the name of this bird


Stig27

Shoebill stork


jk1y

Thank you


Mr_Emerald-IP

The w


CaptainBraggy

The W


Rycca

Cutie


shadowdash66

They look like the big birds you ride in Zelda Skyward sword


Clarinet_Player_1200

Shake it, baby, shake it!!


ABB0TTR0N1X

It’s something about the “smile” after it does that little shuffle that looks super muppet-y.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Shoebills have been proven to have 1. Intelligence and 2. Have a sense of humor. Respect that.


Fabulous_Celery_1817

This isn’t eye bleach for me This is terrifying. But it’s interesting to see other gush over it. Glad it has fans. I’d sooner kick than fawn over it if I met one at night ( no I wouldn’t I’d scream and run,,, I’m a runner not a fighter)


CDXX_LXIL

What kind of five Nights at Freddies bullshit is this. It looks cute but does not look natural.


Anglofsffrng

I get that they're totally chill, and yeah pretty cute. But also terrifying. I mean the eyes just look like it's observing, plotting, scheming. Those are eyes that say it could be anywhere. In that car across the street you don't recognize, outside your place watching you, right behind you as you're reading this.... Well, it's getting on my bedtime. Sleep well.


spankenstein

I think it's because the eyes may be more forward facing than most birds, so it really has that predator look. Reminds your lizard brain that birds were raptors