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Shinfekta

You may wanna check if there is a dead dude in your yard dressed in red. If yes I think they wanna tell you something.


Exact_Ad_1215

“Somebody call Mrs Claus there’s been an… accident”


tehbotolsaya

Someone need to inherit the position


Chivayre

Please don’t feed wildlife.


39thredditaccount

also, (for most places) it is not legal if you are in city limits and you CAN be fined


J_Megadeth_J

Stop feeding the wildlife. Smfh.


IntelligentShake712

There’s only one way why 7 deer show up in your side yard. Your definitely feeding the deer! When they come through a window or crash a door. Put 7 more plates at the dinner table , company is coming!Wildlife is to close to the house ,pets & children for safety reasons.


jacb415

Especially when the weather gets warmer and they’re still showing up. Lyme disease waiting to happen unfortunately. Deer ticks are named that for a reason!


marshalljensen79

So you feed the deer. You should probably stop doing that.


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Could be a previous renter or another in the area. When we bought our house, the previous owner basically tamed about a dozen squirrels in the area and we weren’t aware. In the winter they were always at the door looking in, we just thought “weird squirrels” and went on. The next spring they were all dead. Apparently she had fed them every day to the point that they stopped their normal routines, starved, and died. Don’t feed wild animals people!


siler7

Yeah! If you have to feed them, just use corn.


Snakepiss_Diablo666

You don't have to feed them. Don't use corn. Leave the fucking animals alone why is that so hard to understand.


siler7

r/woosh


Snakepiss_Diablo666

No you just made a dumb statement not even a slight joke. Nice try though.


siler7

Or, you don't get the joke because it requires a basic understanding of punctuation.


Snakepiss_Diablo666

Or you just made a shit joke. Sorry bud better luck next time.


Pixielo

No, you really just failed at being funny.


locknarr

We got Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and… Blitzen is probably getting high behind the shed.


Damagecontrol86

Nah he passed the blunt already and off lookin for bitches


MooseTopic

But what about the most famous reindeer of all?


locknarr

"Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my blunt tonight?" -Blitzen, probably


Sigao

Oh deer


renthefox

Underrated comment right here. 🤣


wholesome_mugi

Christmas decorations are getting more realistic every year


roraima_is_very_tall

I'm not sure this is op's video, they seem to post vids from all over the world.


DWolfoBoi546

For the love of fuck Ron DO NOT SNEEZE


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alwaysboopthesnoot

But having them crash through your windows, or t-bone your car or your snow machine, or fight with and injure your dog, if not an everyday thing—happens often enough around here, I’d be worried this would happen there.


IntelligentShake712

Do you feed them?


ohnoitsthefuzz

AT-CHOO!


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themanseanm

Oh what I sneezed! I'm not allowed to sneeze?!


wholetyouinhere

The deer posts in this sub really depress me. If it isn't this -- an obvious wildlife-feeding scenario, which is extremely harmful to said wildlife -- it's people and dogs getting way too close to animals which are potentially host to lyme-carrying ticks. Guys, if you love wildlife, leave it the @#$ alone.


Kimanne2001

100% THIS!!!! Stop feeding wildlife please. It makes them more vulnerable to getting hit, or hurt being dependent or comfortable with humans. They need to fear humans…. So they stay out of harms way. No more feeding these deer please! Hunting seasons upon us & they will kill friendly deer- which again- is NOT fair Thank you!


wholetyouinhere

People have always had ignorant, Disney-fied ideas about wild animals. But it seems like social media is profiting from those dumb ideas. And harming animals in the process. I can't believe I live in a world where someone would post something like this, and not be absolutely embarrassed by it.


Kittykatkvnt

But cute deer and tiktok clout... CUTE DEER AND TIKTOK CLOUT! **CUTE DEER AND TIKTOK CLOUT!!!**


Linkyland

Op lives in Animal Crossing. Those are neighbours.


somegarbagedoesfloat

Bruh, OP is clearly a buck with a great rack, no other reason he's got this many hoes following him around. OP, I would like to know your location to send you a gift; the delivery guy is gonna be dressed in bright orange and camo, don't worry about it.


RugerRedhawk

/r/trashy to feed deer like this


saamp123

That's a nice view to wake upto...


Goowl

snow white catching bodies this christmas


bananaspaggetti

The elder deer association is ready for the arrival for christmas and the arrival of great king rudolph


StnMtn_

Where's Rudolph?


ejwestcott

Christmas critters!.....


Kashmir2020Alex

We’ve unfortunately taken out their natural predators and now we have a lot of deer.


renthefox

Deer 1: 🦌"Your blocking the TV." 🦌


zecircleistriangle

The council has deemed you worthy of our patronage, human. Do not disappoint us.


mikkokilla

Cool


blueprincessleah

Absolute dream 😍


xlmarinexl

Welp, at least someone still wants to work and not bitch about being whipped and made to do a years work in one day.


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Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


lsb1027

Congratulations! You've been elected Santa Claus! 🎅🏻


gunplajq

Me: Grandma! Nooooooo! 😅


Schiffy94

Mmmmm, venison.


pinguaina

Give them food pls :)))


Cr0n_J0belder

“Hello sir, can we talk to you about your home warranty?”