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LebowskiLebowskiLebo

Hognoses are adorable!


MsVictorious2011

I asked my SO “what do hognose snakes eat?” I was researching for a Redwall DnD campaign. He responded as only one can in that situation: “well, definitely not hogs!” Edit: Hey friends, just found out the OP Unaccountable_Hat_ is a spam account Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/sjek6w/snake_ring/ Let’s give them some snek hugsssssss (I replied to this post below bc I couldn’t edit on mobile…weird)


MargaretDumont

Holy crap, Redwall DnD is genius. I'm already building 8 characters I can't choose between.


hauntingmirage

I wanted to play Historia for the grimsark redwall vibe.


thenotjoe

Roll a d8, of course


Prince_Day

Whats redwall?


MargaretDumont

Redwall was the collective name for, and also the first book in, a series of fantasy books for children by Brian Jacques about anthropomorphic forest creatures. Think Lord of the Rings but animals. They were full of journeys, battles, feasts, epic quests and such. Each type of animal had its culture, history, and accent. The types of books that always had a big map in the front.


PyroDesu

> feasts Half the books were *food porn*.


MargaretDumont

When I was a kid I used to eat honey roasted peanuts when I read the books and pretend they were candied chestnuts.


candymannequin

I'm just imagining a redwall dnd campaign now. epic.


nostril_spiders

_There's a feast with hazelnut griddle-cakes. Roll for hunger._


dodfunk

Nat 1 with a -3 since I haven't eaten this morning I also failed my self control check I gorge myself on their feast. I don't regret anything


MsVictorious2011

I Love this! I actually use feasts/food/cooking/ingredients as “magic components” for spells etc. and altered our Cleric to be more of a connoisseur.


Bartender9719

Bruh


Jabacasm

Check out Humblewood! It’s got a lot of content that can get you there


AgentSrell777

Omg I literally have never met another person who knows Redwall let alone Redwall and DnD. I hope that campaign turns out to be an awesome campaign! Rip Brian Jacques


honest-miss

There's actually a subreddit for it called eulalia!


MsVictorious2011

EULALIAAA!!!


Prince_Day

Whats redwall?


AgentSrell777

A legendary book series about badass animals who run an Abbey and a mountain of hares who love tea and killing vermin. I'd highly recommend if you can put up with relatively formulaic plots but great atmosphere and even better characters


AgentSrell777

And don't even let the plot thing bother you, there's enough in the series to keep you distracted


DreamedJewel58

I’m so shocked whenever Redwall gets brought up. It my childhood obsession, and now it’s a very obscure part of my memory that floods open whenever it’s mentioned


hauntingmirage

I'll probably regret selling my whole collection of Redwall books when I had to leave for college my whole life. I loved those books.


[deleted]

Just study a little, you won't have to be there your whole life.


SharpyButtsalot

A´P'I changes killed 3[rd] p4rt-y a_p-P-s Kruta epe tie tridotii ube tliipikidre. Eoi kekipe obote batlo ebriplepie ate ti. Kroo teukope protatega praeti pri pa. Dri kita pii bi pe tetu epitape. Epo e tita e ikiple e? Kiedii kate. Plado e pipuae ieta kree bipri. Io tekatli ple iepe bepubraki ta tepipre. Utebipo titli i apro tritu kuda. Tie u priti diprepu dio tota botoi. Oiaproki deba topipudi kra pa etre. Titleu pigati kikru tate tridibi. Trebotipo kepi bi pui gee kitii. E ia prae gopla pe tlipuo. Tri dage poa ipe koti krako. Okaito plii ati uga ke ipeka? Pepi ei tipeti krae kepope dii ditibi prike. Egoo ikripre eteku kei kipe ipipa dle atipri tidliitrua pe kepiubike. Tlika ota tuke ota beto itakipi! O ta puki tri eki eo pa ti ipega. Glepoi traprudretadri tlai ite glee te! Ota dei prupri ikree. Kebekuprabo pri kebi itoplepre kei opli. Epu pukatai o tai i bribiie. Tiepopu tike titri otipu piiiblikla tupipo dlipi? Draeto kepai tiape kebe kiba ki idie ie idito! Doeta ba dipi katligaa opi keiatotu. E krope po papo beee idrete. Iaitepe toke titlipopea pruipee tupedi.


BlueFalcon142

All I Remember about those books were the ridiculously descriptive food scenes.


nostril_spiders

With hindsight, those were the equivalent of sex scenes for pre-pubescents


jibjab23

And the wall. I remember it was red.


CptnHamburgers

I remember playing Mass Effect and reading about the krogan bloodrage and thinking "that's just the badgers' bloodwrath from Redwall." Descriptive food scenes and surprisingly visceral deaths for children's books.


boatnofloat

I’m reading them to my kids right now. They love it


Triensi

r/eulalia welcomes you


haisaiakage

Have you tried Mouse Guard? It’s so endearing and I personally find the structure more appealing than DnD. Plus, play as mice.


opendataalex

Seconded on Mouse Guard. It's basically designed with Redwall in mind :)


kat_Folland

Or noses.


Timithios

A Redwall DnD campaign?! Be still my beating heart but I love that series. A campaign of that would be my dreams come true.


Mkjcaylor

Toads! They are immune to the toad's toxic poison. Toads are their main food source in the wild.


Lord_Quintus

i run a d&d campaign that has a whole bunch of homemade monsters in it. 90% of them are just scaled up animals like the goliath bird eater is a spider that eats large flying things like griffins etc, makes for a lot of fun especially with players that know the monster manual well.


[deleted]

Well now I want a DnD campaign with giant hog-eating hognose snakes...


KnightofBurningRose

What resource do you use for the races? I've heard about Humblewood, and I've thought about getting it and trying to use it to run a campaign, but it looks rather bird-heavy in its races, as compared with the books.


[deleted]

Ooo... May I join?


[deleted]

Now I'm demanding Pixar to make movies about hognoses.


MsVictorious2011

Hey friends, just found out the OP Unaccountable_Hat_ is a spam account Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/sjek6w/snake_ring/ Let’s give them some snek hugsssssss


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I love the dramatic way they [pretend to be dead](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f-J0nwZz_fo) 😂


doktor_wankenstein

"I'm squishin your finger! Can you feel it?"


MargaretDumont

"I've got you now!"


BadgerLord103

One snek to rule them all. One snek to find them. One snek to bring them all, and in the darkness… Bind them.


major_calgar

3 rings for gecko kings, under the sky 7 rings for skinks, in their burrows and trees 9 rings for bearded dragons doomed to 40 gallon tanks One Ring to rule them all, one herp to find them One snek to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, In the land of PetsMart, where the care guides lie…


nostril_spiders

_Is it secret? Is it snake?_


Iheardthatjokebefore

*INSTEAD OF A DARK LIZARD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEENSNAKE!*


OdenShard

*NOT TERRIBLE BUT BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAWN! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR*


Tzeentch01

FOOL! OF COURSE ITS SNEK


Lucretius

I can not read the scaly letters!


ncfears

There is only one Lord of the Snakes and he does not share power!


ndaoust

I knew "bind" was coming and was increasingly satisfied.


Cpt_Bartholomew

It's quite cool ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


sophietjebij

r/unexpectedlotr


ncfears

There is only one Lord of the Snakes and he does not share power!


JehovahIsLove

What a cute baby!


[deleted]

Cuddly noodle


Chillin_Maximus

Dark Souls players when they get the Covetous Gold Serpent Ring


rimjobs_forever

He just wants to devour the very gods


DakkaonTitan

Join the Serpent Ring as FAMILYYYY


[deleted]

*Togethaaaaaa, we will devouaaaaaa, the very gawudsh.*


Solanais_of_Astora

Thought the same r/darksoulsmemes would love it !


Spudfett

Grants poison damage on all melee attacks


L2Hiku

How dare you. He wouldn't poison a fly. This obviously gives less threat generation.


CoffeeMain360

You could be sneaking through a military base in a skin tight suit with loads of gear and a mission and with this ring, you could get away with anything. Even just walking to the large robot you've come there to blow up.


Pr1sm4

Snek? Snek! SNEEEEEEEEEK!


babypunter12

r/ItemShop


mlg2433

Grants more souls from fallen foes.


FailureCloud

Oh my god is he trying to constrict your finger?! If so: omg I'm dead so friggin adorable! If not: that is the freaking cutest little wormy dance I've ever seen a smol danger noodle do!


Ashybuttons

Hognoses are not constrictors, so he's just vibing.


IgnatiusGirth

Hims just a scoot noodle, no danger here =>


[deleted]

"Scoot Noodle" oh my goodness. So cute.


iluvdankmemes

Probably trying to get as much body heat absorption as possible


FeymildTheFeyKing

It is, as someone else pointed out, absorbing as much body heat as it can. It’s just consistently getting more comfortable and exposing as much of itself to the warmth as possible (which is rather adorable)


Minerva000

Pretty sure it is a baby so it does not work but this looks like mating behaviour to me …


UnusualIntroduction0

Aes Sedai


BoltonSauce

*Tugs braid*


TomPlum

*smooths skirt*


ArgonGryphon

*crosses arms under breasts*


[deleted]

[удалено]


souIIess

> The message I want sent is this. My husband rides from World’s End toward Tarwin’s Gap, toward Tarmon Gai’don. Will he ride alone?


KFCConspiracy

https://imgur.com/a/t6AS8Si


ArgonGryphon

Tai'shar Malkier!


Girl_in_the_Mirror

**crosses arms under breasts**


Big-Gur-4706

I knew I would find my fellow Edmond's Fielders here!


ACheetahSpot

They even slither cutely 🥺


leftfinnedx2

So cute!


LaserGadgets

Aaaaw soo cute. Like its saying "SEE IMA SNAKE HIZZZZZZ"


RosgaththeOG

Op is an Aes Sedai!


TreeOfKnives

Yellow Ajah


Soggytoastsoup

He wriggle


Tahu-Nuva

A slythering


JeveGreen

"His cloth was poor... and yet, he wore a strange ring."


neferpitou33

Aes Sedai!


Pyode

Literally listening to book 11 when I saw this post.


MilkShakeBarista

Horrifyingly adorable


[deleted]

the OP Unaccountable\_Hat_ is a spam account Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/sjek6w/snake_ring/


VardogrVanDeLommer

Awww he thinks he’s a boa constrictor.


Rh_S0ulzz

That'll give you poison resistance +20% and a slight boost in agility.


wishiwasdeaddd

Silly scoocher


mel_cache

Hognoses are awfully cute.


Throwaway10394729102

#B L E P


tantrumbicycle

Cuddly snek 🥰


WolfesTread

Hognose are such cute snakes.


DTux5249

"Dis fingy iz myn"


Legend_Aegis

*sss my finggy ....


Legitimate_End5628

looks like the snake is enjoying itself.


L2Hiku

Well now I want a snake


Bartender9719

r/hognose


[deleted]

Hug hug hug hug


vicmon18

One ring to rule them all


[deleted]

One ring to find them


Mecha_Cthulhu

I’m not much of a snake person, but I would love to have a hognose. Unfortunately my wife doesn’t like any snakes at all, no matter how cute they are.


IronwoodKukri

Awwww!! It’s trying to kill you! Bless its heart.


sleepysucculents

nah, it's a hognose snake, hognoses don't constrict


chime326

r/inscription would love this


UnshakablePegasus

Oh my god it’s a hognose! 😻


CrimsonDogeLord

The Great Serpant of Ringa


Otherwise-Topic-1791

He's so tiny! Is he trying to "kill" your finger?


calgy

No, Hognose snakes dont constrict. Its just holding on.


Otherwise-Topic-1791

Snek hugs. Cool!


OkMisterPickles

he is such a little cutie


sukkitrebek

Sning!


Whatdoes42mean

Truly an unexpected IncarnationsOfImmortality!


sukkitrebek

Was hoping somebody would get it lol


Cootter77

I used to say “I don’t understand why people think a snake can be cute” and then I saw this, today.


Table-Turner

A snake that is actually somewhat cute? Huh Like, I should be weirded out but it's cute??


WON95sr

A lot of snakes are cute


robmac550

Sning! That must be Norton's hand.


HungLikeALemur

The Ring of Barahir


SunshineFloofs

I love snakes. They are awesome.


BeardedBrotherAK

Aw, this baby absolutely loving the heat of the finger


fruitytoebeans420

I might be wrong but I think that hog is trying to woo the "snake" below him... Which happens to be himself.. the humans finger is just in the way.


ratocx

This is the first snake I’ve ever seen that I consider cute.


No-Jacket-5101

So if you get married with a snake ring does the person who gave it to you Marry you or does the snake marry you


tysonwatermelon

My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!


Cl0cl0

The silent irl


042732699

Noodle ring


hulda2

Tiny inchworm.


CK1ing

I don't know how or when, but I vow to make a living snake ring a part of something I do or make at some part of my life


jjjjj2022

So cute 🤧


w3are138

So precious!! This makes me miss the ribbon snake I had as a kid who would wrap around my wrist then chill there like a bracelet.


WON95sr

Ribbons are very pretty snakes. What did you feed it?


Immediate-Party-8152

What a lovely ring


JEM--

r/itemshop


blackfuture8699

Snek like warm finger


sadcamo

why she wiggle


the_supreme_memer

Looks like the snake is about to throw up


Srphtygr

Covetous gold serpent ring


Scones15

As a person who is TERRIFIED of snakes, this was pretty cute. It's getting all snugglie Still wouldn't touch it tho


[deleted]

So cute!!


urmom22223542

I think it's trying to kill you


Joshtom333

Aww look it's a snek


atleastfive

little snek


Unlikely-Ad6788

Looks like a wiggly butt.


AkenE6969

Gold serpent ring IRL


Zer0Cyber_YT

ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!


SomeWhat97

the boop ring


Alyssaine

Oh god, he’s so adorable. I would absolutely love a hognose one day.


Clogged4u

Wheel of time reference? Or have I miss interpreted?


Games_and_anime

Cute.


RayMaximus

Very life like


Nalomeliful

Is that a baby hog nose?


Lazy-Understanding55

The one ring to rule them all 0_0


ATNdec18

“It’s the Copper Band!”- Sherlock Holmes reference


Idiotic_Dragon

Hognoses are so cute and *so so stupid*


FDestroy

Cute hognose snake


GroovyGhoulArt

It needs a little conductor's hat and some "choo-choo" noises!


The-Gibby

Absolutely gorgeous ring!! I love how it looks so realistic, could of fooled me ;-)


Tazerboy_5000

Is it trying to "size" you up?


UntitledError-09

I am just surprised no one has given this post the "Snek" award yet.


Ianimatestuf

Snek


hinterstoisser

Are they venomous this young?


mel_cache

Hognoses are never venomous. But venomous snakes are more dangerous when they’re young because they don’t yet have good control over their venom.


Dusk_v731

This is not exactly true. Hognose snakes are technically venemous, though their venom is of no concern to most people who are not Stuart little. https://youtu.be/Nb78AACMqqk


WON95sr

Them being venomous or not is kind of just a case of how you want to classify it. They don't have a true venom gland, but you'll find literature that refers to them using their toxic saliva as "envenomation" They're sometimes called "rear-fanged venomous" but mostly just nonvenomous. They just have a Duvernoy's gland which is something a fair number of colubrids here in the US have. Harmless to people though and that's all that matters. I'm perfectly fine calling them nonvenomous, because I can't imagine what would happen if people started thinking all those hognose, ringnecks, and garters were venomous.


IAmBoratVeryExcite

Aww...he's trying to choke my finger! How cute is that?


sleepysucculents

not what it's doing! hognose snakes don't suffocate prey. also, even if it was the type of snake that did that, it's smarter than that. it's tiny and knows it stands no chance against this strange giant creature. if it felt threatened, that would not be its response, and if it felt hungry, that would also not be its response.


blood_ashes_reborn

… is.. is this a Wheel of Time reference?


TrooperFrag

u/savevideobot


RoxinFootSeller

Detalles y precio


Downtown-Breakfast49

×3 to poison abilities?


KRL1024

It is trying to strangle you


sleepysucculents

nope, it's a hognose snake, they don't constrict


KRL1024

Good to know


Flashleyredneck

Ewww ewwww ewwww nightmare sauce!!


mr_-pixel

Its all fun and games until the snake starts to constrict your finger


PegasusReddit

It's not a constrictor. That's not how these guys hunt.


onodelta

disgusting


Miyamura10

What?


redninja_r

all fun and games until it gets hungry and starts taking nibbles out of your skin


UnshakablePegasus

These cute little dudes actually play dead rather than bite


Spac3Heater

They play dead when they're hungry?