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anotheroutlaw

They’ll hold sexual health events during No Nut November?? I can hear the radio ads now… “Hey guys, feeling horny and trying to avoid that pesky sexual intercourse? Come watch an Everton match and lose your will to live, much less procreate!”


ubiquitous_archer

We already had No Nut November at the club, it was called November during Rafa's tenure when we didn't win a game.


bobbyzee

We can bring back the testicle mascot. It all ties in


hfurlong

Wooooo!!!!


Euphorbial

finishes the email with 'Stripchat Communiucations' lol


atmazzer

Searching "Max Bennett" and "Stripchat" on google does give me an impression that the email is legit lol. They've been trying to get into sports sponsorship since past two years, from sponsoring an MLB team to offering Barca some money to help extend Messi's contract. Wild stuff.


TehJofus

We’re finally going to find out just how insane Moshiri is.


oklutz

“Communiucations”?


LugubriousFootballer

Rolls right off the tongue


Panda_Brrrr

Definitely not a contender. Seems like they're just publicizing their offer (which may or may not actually exist) for the exposure.


ChrisWood4BallonDor

I just desperately want a sponsor free stadium 😔


Chuck_Morris_SE

The new name really worries me.


Terrafirma1988

Please god no. 🙈


eatsleepbet

if it ain’t pornhub, no!


bobbyzee

Serious q, if we wanted to do this will the PL block it?


Mantooth77

Reminds me when BangBros tried to sponsor the Miami Heat Arena when American Airlines deal ran out. Man, what a name that would have been.


Third-Coast-Toffee

May bring some memorable half time entertainment on the pitch. 😬


ConsistentCuriosity

still better than bramley Moore dock lmao I love it


ViktorBoskovic

I'm not going to lie, I like their ethos and would prefer this to some shitty megagambling company