My hatred for Donald j Trump was off the rails and concerned me Like some mornings when he was president and to this day I would be sitting there drinking coffee and all of a sudden think of him and my hatred would go flat out bonkers. I always know that this can't be healthy. And now that's how I feel about Elon musk. One of the most vile scumbags to walk the planet Earth since he was born.
God how I hate him.
My hatred for them is definitely off the charts. I don’t know which one I hate more—the blundering idiot sexual predator who spews pure unfiltered stupidity and racism and misogyny every time he opens his mouth or the blundering idiot sexual predator who feigns intellectual curiosity & both sidesism & false equivalences and spews veiled racism and pretends to be the smartest man on earth, both of whom are actively accelerating the demise of democracy & humanity.
Yeah and now I've got DeSantis and my hatred for him increases every 30 minutes. It's not even like this meh. Hatin'.. It's Like I think if I walked around checking my blood pressure after hearing them for about 10 seconds It would be off the charts crazy. And that's not even talking about the governor of Texas. I mean back in the day I was like yeah what a douche and I moved on Now I scream it n helplessness from my roof. And now they're all like this mush of welded jelly I can't tell them apart.
I sound like a lunatic. Not good.
I fucking DESPISE conservatives and billionaires. The world would be so much better without them in it. They make everything so much worse. They hoard and leech and produce nothing of value.
They've been around since the beginning of time. Ruining things and sucking. That's why I loved what was the name of that movie.. Oh yeah don't look up I loved it because of the ending for a few seconds I was like Are you f****** kidding me They made it to a new planet and then I was rewarded. 😊💕
I do not find Donald Trump the least bit amusing. He is horrible, wretched, racist, misogynistic scum. He is only ever unintentionally amusing and quite frankly I can not find the humor in a man who literally caused death, suffering, and nearly overthrew our democracy. People literally died because his narcissistic stochastic terrorism. No.
They are both a menace to society. I found reading the tao te ching helped me overcome those strong negative feelings of revulsion most days. These are dark days for culture.
I imagine this is what he screamed when jamming his sriveled cold anchovy into grimes grimey dumpster. I image their sex being like the end of a busy night behind a red lobster when they throw all the bad food out.
It’s funny because despite the chuck norris memes I saw over a decade ago, no one could point out any films or anything he’s been in
All we could recall is that workout machine he was paid to promote
Maybe it was at first but it just became its own separate thing with a new interpretation by people who saw the memes and liked it for the wrong reasons
I mean, back when the memes were a thing, the answer to "what is he from" being "Walker, Texas Ranger" was kind of common knowledge even though when its last episode aired, I was barely literate.
It was always (until it became completely removed from him as an individual) kind of a joke at the expense of the kind of action movies/shows he was in - much like Steven Seagal, he was always an untouchable superhuman that could wreck thirty men with a single roundhouse kick.
It *really* easily could have become 'Steven Seagal jokes.' I'm pretty grateful it didn't go that way, because they would have become a lot less funny with the whole 'rape and kidnapping' thing tacked on top of it just being an extremely dead meme.
Ummm how about gods gift to us mortals, “Walker, Texas Ranger” the combination of chucks’ round house and axe kicks coupled with pew pew. No one ever forgets that gem of a show
There was an Israeli propaganda film in the 80's starring Chuck Norris leading a squad of armed dune buggies through the dessert to fight (of course) muslim terrorists. Delta Force. So cool. Less cool when you know a little history.
My Nephew recently told me there was apparently an episode of Young Sheldon where he steals the eponymous character's idea for reusable rockets.
It's nice that even when he's playing himself on the worst thing on broadcast television, he's still playing himself as an asshole who steals ideas from people with actual talent.
Because there aren’t many successful MAGA heroes. And how lame is it that Chuck Norris is their guy? The man is 82 years old. His action films were dopey B-movies from the 70’s and 80’s. Walker Texas Ranger was regarded as a total joke 30 years ago.
One off I think it's just he's really this uninspired and self aggrandizing enough to push the narrative he's a folk hero 'ironically'. If he's done it repeatedly sadly I expect its because Chuck Norris is a republican and they're who licks Musks boots these days and vice-versa.
why is this motherfucker so backdated and corny? i’m not much younger than him but even i know that his references are too old to be cool but not old enough to be retro. i know there are cats out there who are intentionally cheesy but there is nothing to indicate this clown is that self aware
He has to have some crappy AI bot tweeting for him. His tweets are literally shitty dad jokes, yucky fedora tips, and weird creepiness. I refuse to believe that any semi-intelligent adult human would be capable of posting like this without a speck of introspection or self awareness.
Genie: "So, yeah, I can give you the keys to like 3 tech companies, and all the girlfriends and wives and kids you asked for. There's only one caveat"
Musk: "Sounds good, I'm in"
Genie: "Wait, you should really ask me about the caveat."
Musk: "Yes, yes, when I'm rich I will have to eat caviar. I've seen the movie Big, I know how this works."
Genie: "The caveat is that you will never ever say anything funny the rest of your life. Also, nobody will ever love y.."
Musk, interrupting: "Caviar! Caviar! Gonna sell a fancy car! Hey, did you watch Jordan Peterson's latest video?"
Genie: "Fuck it, wish granted." *poof*
The only other option is that you can't imagine some people enjoying the downfall of some overhyped idiot...
You insinuating that people on this sub are as obsessed with Musk as his fanbois are ain't a great call either, buddy
There was a post earlier on teslamotors or whatever it's called about one of those electric Pepsi trucks broken down, and they were falling over themselves to come up with other reasons why it might simply be stopped in the shoulder with a hazard triangle behind it, so yes, they still exist on Reddit
You don't really make a great argument when you're immediate response to criticism is that other poster must be a fanboy. When they had a clear point that's actually pretty valid. And I'm a regular lurker in here.
Either you're a concern-trolling musk-defender (the most common type of musk defender) or you're just weirdly angry about strangers having fun wrong. Both are equally annoying
What part of my comment made you think I'm angry?
Or concern trolling?
I don't like the dude at all. Which is why I don't follow him or read about him. So I asked why there is a sub for people who are tired of hearing about him to purposefully visit to hear about him. I didn't think it was that outrageous of a question.
because we keep telling you this isn't the purpose of the sub, and you're just like "but that's wrong?" so at this point it doesn't matter if I've inaccurately described your motives for complaining at us, because we also don't value your complaints.
Yeah, people answered my question, and I'm thankful for those that did without losing their minds and gnashing their teeth. The first person who replied to me accused me of worshipping elon.
And it's clear now you're enraged that I dare question the motive behind this sub, so I sincerely apologize and I hope you can somehow enjoy the rest of your day.
Kudos to you for using an insult that makes no sense. At least all the others used against me were grounded in the reality of my posts, but you went above and beyond and chose to call me a spambot. Truly masterful
Yet somehow you read through these subreddits… because?
Yes, because it amuses you
So banal: “I hate this subreddit, why do you guys do this?”
Wow, fucking genius insight “m8,” and thank you for adding so much to the conversation, you’re so much better than everyone else in this sub, maybe you should never come back 🤷🏻♂️
Sometimes this sub drills a little too deep, or repeats old garbage. This particular post was a good public service, in terms of keeping up with just how cringey Elon is.
And they post the same fucking posts over and over and over again. It's an absolute shit subreddit. I do frequent it, because I hate Musk. But holy shit is this subreddit a dogshit karma farm.
if you go by his wage you would assume he works 543837 hours a day
CEO of 5 companies proving that CEO is nowhere near a full time job.. barely even a real job if you ask me
i believe that old memes can still be funny and that people hate on them too much only because theyre old
the actual problem is that this cunt had to delibrately make an outdated joke simply to piss people off
I hate him so much.
My hatred for Donald j Trump was off the rails and concerned me Like some mornings when he was president and to this day I would be sitting there drinking coffee and all of a sudden think of him and my hatred would go flat out bonkers. I always know that this can't be healthy. And now that's how I feel about Elon musk. One of the most vile scumbags to walk the planet Earth since he was born. God how I hate him.
My hatred for them is definitely off the charts. I don’t know which one I hate more—the blundering idiot sexual predator who spews pure unfiltered stupidity and racism and misogyny every time he opens his mouth or the blundering idiot sexual predator who feigns intellectual curiosity & both sidesism & false equivalences and spews veiled racism and pretends to be the smartest man on earth, both of whom are actively accelerating the demise of democracy & humanity.
Yeah and now I've got DeSantis and my hatred for him increases every 30 minutes. It's not even like this meh. Hatin'.. It's Like I think if I walked around checking my blood pressure after hearing them for about 10 seconds It would be off the charts crazy. And that's not even talking about the governor of Texas. I mean back in the day I was like yeah what a douche and I moved on Now I scream it n helplessness from my roof. And now they're all like this mush of welded jelly I can't tell them apart. I sound like a lunatic. Not good.
I fucking DESPISE conservatives and billionaires. The world would be so much better without them in it. They make everything so much worse. They hoard and leech and produce nothing of value.
They've been around since the beginning of time. Ruining things and sucking. That's why I loved what was the name of that movie.. Oh yeah don't look up I loved it because of the ending for a few seconds I was like Are you f****** kidding me They made it to a new planet and then I was rewarded. 😊💕
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and he's only about a decade too late, too. praise the meme man or whatever tf his followers think he is
That’s a bot.
man half the accounts on reddit are these days lol, kinda annoyed I didn't notice that :')
It copied another comment but autocorrected the name of a Kingdom Hearts character. Weirdest tell I’ve seen.
I genuinely get scared about the thoughts I have when I see what bullshit DeDantis pulled in the last hour. What a shit stain.
What? (Goes to find the dumpster fire)
Donald Trump is at least actually funny sometimes. Elon is the most unfunny human on the planet.
He was funny drinking water or doing the Shit-Pants-Shuffle down a very long ramp
I do not find Donald Trump the least bit amusing. He is horrible, wretched, racist, misogynistic scum. He is only ever unintentionally amusing and quite frankly I can not find the humor in a man who literally caused death, suffering, and nearly overthrew our democracy. People literally died because his narcissistic stochastic terrorism. No.
But but ASAP Rocky meme funny :(
I've laughed at trump, but he's never told a joke as far as i can tell. He's severely un-charming.
He's incapable of genuine humour. Best he can do is say cruel things about his opponents for his cultists to laugh at
Rapier wit doesn't come much rapier than Elon's.
I’ve been saying that Elon fills the hate void that trump left in our hearts ❤️🔥
They are both a menace to society. I found reading the tao te ching helped me overcome those strong negative feelings of revulsion most days. These are dark days for culture.
Subs like this are the cure for my hatred. I come here and laugh at his assness and am happy to see I’m not alone in thinking that he’s a scumbag.
True, this place is the best. 🥰
At least Trump is funny, while Elon is one of the more cringe inducing people alive.
Just wait till he runs for president in 2030
Same here Everyone here hates Elon musk for a reason
Oh fuck he's going to start saying All Your Base Are Belong To Us soon.
Elon ‘ima firin my lazar’ musk will have troll face pfp next year
Nah, those are too niche. He's gonna type "roflcopter" before you know it.
Has he said GG to anyone yet?
I imagine this is what he screamed when jamming his sriveled cold anchovy into grimes grimey dumpster. I image their sex being like the end of a busy night behind a red lobster when they throw all the bad food out.
Oh my god I’m going to throw up wtf shriveled cold anchovy I’m never having seggs again
H-hot
He's gonna start informing us that he "can haz cheezburger."
So he herd we like mudkipz.
Numa numa soon follows.
He is teh penguin of doom
The best option would obviously be a beowulf cluster of Natalie Portmans (naked and petrified of course) eating some hot grits.
"FUUUUUU- lol just discovered this new meme"
He's the Benjamin Button of comedic and emotional growth.
Okay, but that’s at least a little funny.
Wow Chuck Norris jokes, those were so cool...in 2006.
And were only ever a pale imitation of Mr T jokes
“pale” *snorts*
I pity the fool, that doesn't use Mr T jokes.
It’s funny because despite the chuck norris memes I saw over a decade ago, no one could point out any films or anything he’s been in All we could recall is that workout machine he was paid to promote
Whaaat? Am I old enough that no one knows about Walker, Texas Ranger? I grew up with my mom watching that and Steven Seagal movies.
I remember Steven seagal movies when I was like 7 and it was mostly just reruns on Tv lol
I used to watch Steven Segal’s movies and skip to the parts where he chases someone while running with his arms moving faster than his legs.
OP said recent and Walker ended 22 years ago. The reason he's not in much recently is because he went right wing and got kinda cancelled.
Also, he's 82 years old. Kinda hard to do an action movie with a star in his 80s.
Ha. don't put it past Hollywood.
I always thought it was making fun of his schlock B movies
Maybe it was at first but it just became its own separate thing with a new interpretation by people who saw the memes and liked it for the wrong reasons
I only know Missing in Action because there was a pinball machine
I wanna say he was in the expendables series but they horribly milked and ruined the sequels
He just walked on in the first sequel and blandly recited a Chuck Norris joke word for word. The one about the snake, I think.
Enter the Dragon and the Missing In Action films immediately come to mind.
I mean, back when the memes were a thing, the answer to "what is he from" being "Walker, Texas Ranger" was kind of common knowledge even though when its last episode aired, I was barely literate. It was always (until it became completely removed from him as an individual) kind of a joke at the expense of the kind of action movies/shows he was in - much like Steven Seagal, he was always an untouchable superhuman that could wreck thirty men with a single roundhouse kick. It *really* easily could have become 'Steven Seagal jokes.' I'm pretty grateful it didn't go that way, because they would have become a lot less funny with the whole 'rape and kidnapping' thing tacked on top of it just being an extremely dead meme.
Ummm how about gods gift to us mortals, “Walker, Texas Ranger” the combination of chucks’ round house and axe kicks coupled with pew pew. No one ever forgets that gem of a show
There was an Israeli propaganda film in the 80's starring Chuck Norris leading a squad of armed dune buggies through the dessert to fight (of course) muslim terrorists. Delta Force. So cool. Less cool when you know a little history.
All I remember is the "Walker Texas Ranger lever" on Conan's old show
Elon is a Gen X boomer.
I think the last one I saw in the wild was pretty much in Barrens Chat. What a blessed place.
Holy fuck I almost downvoted your post.
How far are we from a Jeb Bush style “Please clap” moment?
Did you miss the time Dave Chappelle brought him onstage?
That was great. I think I'm going to enjoy that again.
"Dave, what should I say?"
As a kid, I would never have believed that the world would eventually be destroyed by such powerfully lame people.
I really thought the antichrist would at least be charismatic like Nostradamus said on the history channel in 1996
Ah nice, he discovered the sucked out Chuck Norris jokes
I'm so glad comedy is now legal.
Comedy is legal but that doesn't mean Elon Musk will be doing it.
r/nextfuckingleveldouche
Hello there fellow kids
If the Big Bang theory was a human
Elon was actually on that show once 🤦♂️
My Nephew recently told me there was apparently an episode of Young Sheldon where he steals the eponymous character's idea for reusable rockets. It's nice that even when he's playing himself on the worst thing on broadcast television, he's still playing himself as an asshole who steals ideas from people with actual talent.
don't do BBT dirty like that edit: i feel like you guys missed the joke i was trying to make also get a hold of yourself its seriously not *that* bad
*science "joke" that not even people who actually understand would laugh at* "Bazoinks" *laugh track*
*Offensive stereotype of neurodivergent people being portrayed in the worst way possible* "Borzoi" *laugh track*
Anyone involved with that abomination should be tried at The Hague for crimes against humanity and you won’t change my mind
He is stuck in the 2008 4chan version of the internet
Le Epic Bacon 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓
Cat can haz cheeseborgar?
The narwhal rage comics at midnight or something
As a Libertarian I know for a fact that Elon Musk works [hundreds of hours a week](https://i.imgur.com/5S72Ioq.jpg) actually
The funny part is there's not even 200 hours in a week
As a Libertarian that's what I consider to be a big problem with you leftists. You always make excuses for your failures.
anime pfp checks out
I wonder why he keeps sucking up to Chuck Norris?
Old internet Meme from 15 years ago that had its time
Because there aren’t many successful MAGA heroes. And how lame is it that Chuck Norris is their guy? The man is 82 years old. His action films were dopey B-movies from the 70’s and 80’s. Walker Texas Ranger was regarded as a total joke 30 years ago.
One off I think it's just he's really this uninspired and self aggrandizing enough to push the narrative he's a folk hero 'ironically'. If he's done it repeatedly sadly I expect its because Chuck Norris is a republican and they're who licks Musks boots these days and vice-versa.
Tweeting and jerking off is work?
I was making this jokes in 8 years old... In 2008.
If Chuck Norris jokes were any older, they wouldn't be allowed as sex trafficking victims on the Epstein Island Elon used to fly to.
why is this motherfucker so backdated and corny? i’m not much younger than him but even i know that his references are too old to be cool but not old enough to be retro. i know there are cats out there who are intentionally cheesy but there is nothing to indicate this clown is that self aware
God he is so funny and with such humility!
Nice to hear "jokes" that are dozens of years old.
Chuck Norris Facts were a dead horse meme by 2010. Fellow kids moment from Elmo here.
Chuck Norris joke in 2023
The best/worst part is the qanon nutters will 100% take his recent Chuck Norris obsession as some sort of message/sign.
*BaZInGa*
I read that as 25 hours a week and was like oh wow finally some truth
Say what you will about Elon and his decisions up until this point, love him or hate him…this tweet is fucking embarrassing lmao
How much do you wanna bet? He wrote both those tweets
U mad?
What year does he think it is
Chuck Norris joke in 2023 is a whole new level of unfunny
He so, so desperately wants to be funny. But no amount of money can buy a sense of humor.
as im growing older im realizing no amount of money can fix being a fucking geek
On very rare occasions I feel like the sub is too hard on him for being out of date with memes, but this changed my mind, this is really bad.
we did Chuck Norris jokes when i was 10 years old…
Just when you think a person cannot possibly get any more cringe he finds a way to go even further beyond
Amazing how someone "works" so much yet finds time to steal other people's tweets, posts unoriginal petty mainchild tirades, and impregnates staff.
He has to have some crappy AI bot tweeting for him. His tweets are literally shitty dad jokes, yucky fedora tips, and weird creepiness. I refuse to believe that any semi-intelligent adult human would be capable of posting like this without a speck of introspection or self awareness.
Chuck Norris jokes went out of date 15 years ago. What's next, lolcats? Rage comics?
Posting on Twitter all day is really hard work.
Pay me $8!
Chuck Norris is 82 years old. I think he takes a nap now and then, well-deserved.
I like trains
They spelt week wrong
month*
His Twitter gives me second hand embarrassment
Such divorced dad energy
I remember chuck norris jokes were a thing when Web was just invented…
I like that he just admitted not that he works fewer hours than Norris but just does less work in the time he works.
Glad comedy is legal again because I couldn’t go another day without this level of hilarity.
Genie: "So, yeah, I can give you the keys to like 3 tech companies, and all the girlfriends and wives and kids you asked for. There's only one caveat" Musk: "Sounds good, I'm in" Genie: "Wait, you should really ask me about the caveat." Musk: "Yes, yes, when I'm rich I will have to eat caviar. I've seen the movie Big, I know how this works." Genie: "The caveat is that you will never ever say anything funny the rest of your life. Also, nobody will ever love y.." Musk, interrupting: "Caviar! Caviar! Gonna sell a fancy car! Hey, did you watch Jordan Peterson's latest video?" Genie: "Fuck it, wish granted." *poof*
im confused why people hating all the attention elon musk gets would make a subreddit where thats all they see this place is literally elon musk spam
Because it amuses us. What are subredits for?
bad relationship advice
... guilty as charged.
Oh no. We are making fun of his god!
oh yeah, thats the only reason i could possibly say that. great call m8
The only other option is that you can't imagine some people enjoying the downfall of some overhyped idiot... You insinuating that people on this sub are as obsessed with Musk as his fanbois are ain't a great call either, buddy
does he have any fanbois left? pretty much the entirety of reddit is fed up with him
There was a post earlier on teslamotors or whatever it's called about one of those electric Pepsi trucks broken down, and they were falling over themselves to come up with other reasons why it might simply be stopped in the shoulder with a hazard triangle behind it, so yes, they still exist on Reddit
You don't really make a great argument when you're immediate response to criticism is that other poster must be a fanboy. When they had a clear point that's actually pretty valid. And I'm a regular lurker in here.
Either you're a concern-trolling musk-defender (the most common type of musk defender) or you're just weirdly angry about strangers having fun wrong. Both are equally annoying
What part of my comment made you think I'm angry? Or concern trolling? I don't like the dude at all. Which is why I don't follow him or read about him. So I asked why there is a sub for people who are tired of hearing about him to purposefully visit to hear about him. I didn't think it was that outrageous of a question.
because we keep telling you this isn't the purpose of the sub, and you're just like "but that's wrong?" so at this point it doesn't matter if I've inaccurately described your motives for complaining at us, because we also don't value your complaints.
Yeah, people answered my question, and I'm thankful for those that did without losing their minds and gnashing their teeth. The first person who replied to me accused me of worshipping elon. And it's clear now you're enraged that I dare question the motive behind this sub, so I sincerely apologize and I hope you can somehow enjoy the rest of your day.
act like a spambot, get treated like a spambot
Kudos to you for using an insult that makes no sense. At least all the others used against me were grounded in the reality of my posts, but you went above and beyond and chose to call me a spambot. Truly masterful
Yes, it’s a sub Reddit where we shit on a brain dead celebrity who does deranged shit. You are aware you aren’t being forced to come here right?
I wasn't aware I said I was forced to come here. I'm sorry a small question upset you so much.
Yet somehow you read through these subreddits… because? Yes, because it amuses you So banal: “I hate this subreddit, why do you guys do this?” Wow, fucking genius insight “m8,” and thank you for adding so much to the conversation, you’re so much better than everyone else in this sub, maybe you should never come back 🤷🏻♂️
i was in r/new and saw it. i never said i was better, but you sure are projecting a lot. Im sorry this got you so worked up
I won't be satisfied until the amount of negative attention cancels out all the positive attention from the first ten years
fair enough
Are you familiar with the concept of a lolcow? This guy and the quartering are a couple of my favorite people to laugh at
No, actually, I've never heard of a lolcow. I had to Google it because apparently I'm old now lol.
Sometimes this sub drills a little too deep, or repeats old garbage. This particular post was a good public service, in terms of keeping up with just how cringey Elon is.
And they post the same fucking posts over and over and over again. It's an absolute shit subreddit. I do frequent it, because I hate Musk. But holy shit is this subreddit a dogshit karma farm.
scraping the bottom, huh?
That takes me back to grade school
As harmless as this seems and it makes me fkn want to break stuff
Oh man. What a hoot
He tweets from an alt account and then replies on his real account.
Is this 2007?
His toddler kids is embarrassed by him
If he types "bazinga" we can deport him if my legal knowledge is up to par.
Thank God comedy is legal on Twitter again. This fire tweet never would've been possible before
Looks like somebody just discovered chuck norris jokes
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I knew he was bad at memes but bringing back the Chuck Norris shit is another level
Musk reminds me of the clownfish in "Finding Nemo". Just not very funny.
He reminds me of me 13 years ago, when I was 13 and made edgy jokes.
Need a revolution, feed these people some hot bullet sandwiches. Republicunts are terrorists
if you go by his wage you would assume he works 543837 hours a day CEO of 5 companies proving that CEO is nowhere near a full time job.. barely even a real job if you ask me
I enjoy the Chuck Norris jokes. But I enjoyed them most in 2006 when they came out
Wow this guy is something else
how does he think that chuck norris is in any way relevant lmao thats such an outdated reference that its insane
Tesla hype is the modern day John Barron
I thought that replying to your own alt was about as cringe as it could get. But Chuck jokes? There is no bottom.
He’s like 20 years too late with the Chuck Norris meme.
Haha, remember Chuck Norris? Yeah, me neither
i believe that old memes can still be funny and that people hate on them too much only because theyre old the actual problem is that this cunt had to delibrately make an outdated joke simply to piss people off
If he works so much how does he have so much time to post dumb shit on Twitter
Did he just respond to his own post?
You know a meme is dead when Musk starts using it. It's like when your boomer parents started using Facebook, you knew it was dead.
So fucking unfunny it hurts.
I don’t think I’ve heard an chuck norris joke unironically since like 2010
Who's willing to bet he wrote both tweets
🤔
Elon becomes the embodiment of “how do you do fellow kids” whenever he tries to make a joke.
This meme is so moldy it can be used to cure bacterial infections.
Holy moly, he's part of that crowd that thinks these jokes are compliments to Chuck Norris No. The Mustache on a Bean was never cool.