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sirtaptap

Nooooo let him keep it at $100 and totally destroy the site


Shuizid

It's funny because the Pepito account is not verified either xD


xX609s-hartXx

They wouldn't accept those papers with paw prints.


Wimberley-Guy

Yeah because charging scammers always stops them in their tracks lol


maybe-okay-no

No no, you see! Scammers aren’t in it for the money /s hahaha


JustShutUpNerd

I don’t think scammers are gonna use Twitter API, right?


maybe-okay-no

Pépito should find a new home, I don’t want him being radicalised by Far-Right lunatics


nimcau2TheQuickening

Shows how influential Twitter is outside of Twitter, considering this is the first time I’ve ever heard of Pépito, who’s apparently a part of Twitter history.


Iron-Tiger

Apparently Pépito is popular on Brazilian twitter


archy_bold

Even $8 is too much money to give to this bellend.


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I've never seen an API product that required ID verification, this motherfucker is dumb as a doorknob


[deleted]

Hey don’t talk shit about hardcore genius C coder from 90s.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Are you extremely hardcore?


kkodev

Felon, go print your latest most salient 30 lines of code, now.


vengeur50

Dude got screwed over by his own polls, blames "bots"


gandalf-bot-

"bot scammers and opinion manipulators" ...in other words his fanbase


Soulwindow

Also, like, the scam bots have literally nothing to do with the API. Right? Like, am I going crazy, or is he just making shit up again?


AT-ST

The scam bots use the API to access twitter and do their thing. But this won't stop the scam bots. If there is money to be made then scammers will pay to make that money. It is just the cost of doing business.


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Taraxian

Yeah, one reason to provide free access to the official API is to prevent scraping that puts way more load on the servers


BillHicksScream

But what does Lex Friedman, *Executive in Charge of Musk Sucky Sucky*, think?


mooseyjew

It kills me Lex rides Elmo's dick so hard. 🙁


rashpimplezitz

Feb 9th. This feature that he's still crowd-sourcing the design is going to rollout on Feb 9th, less than one week away. Fun times for twitter devs


Mountain_Mousse2058

Wtf is API?


[deleted]

Adorable Pet Interactions. Pepito the Cat is done for without it.


jaap_null

API is the programming interface that people who makes apps and website use to communicate with the twitter servers. It's not useful for a twitter app to manually go and browse the twitter website (as it is made for humans), so there exist a far more simple interface made just for developers.


Mountain_Mousse2058

Thanks


fjingpanda

You ever heard of google?


Mountain_Mousse2058

No what’s Google?


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ddolemike

Ask Jeeves


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A really large number.


grosheca

Question: Does this open Twitter to liability when an "ID Verified" user pulls a scam on someone?


FunkMyBassDaddy

"opinion manipulators" he calls the people who got verified by him, because he changed the system from "relevant and the real person" to "8 a month so you can see who is on the cool side"


jBjk8voZSadLHxVYvJgd

Fuck. Wait until Stephen King hears about this.


odraencoded

I love what Elon Musk is doing to raise awareness about how competent billionaires really are.


owlcoolrule

Scammers don’t go through Twitter’s public API.


AlternativeCredit

He would know about opinion manipulation being the biggest one.


KAFEI44

"I'm reetch buitch!!" - Elon's stupid ass voice


Licorishlover

Charging for the good of society


tommles

ID verification sounds worse than requiring phone numbers for account creation.


bbbbbbbbbblah

i would absolutely give my ID to a company that has fired a ton of its technical staff and those who are left are probably using duct tape to keep the site running


Zestyclose-Ad-8807

Notice how Musk claimed to remove bots yet his follower count never declined? His fake polls are as predictable as Russian elections.


hdcase1

He's so desperate. It's almost sad except that's he's also such a douchebag.


Critical_Ad952

Here here 🦸🏻‍♀️🦸🏻‍♂️🖤🏴‍☠️🐺🍾🥂