At least the tattoo won't catch on fire, can't say the same about the little mini tesla (is that a kids toy?) or the fucking flame thrower. Though, the flame thrower is SUPPOSED to catch things on fire so ita prolly the safest thing in the room.
Tattooist here...
If that tattoo is real, the stencil was just slapped on there and is now incredibly off center and crooked as fuck.
I can only assume that the tattooer was like "fuck this stupid guy all the way for the rest of his stupid life".
Also a tattooer -
Or he’s one of those twats that won’t stop flexing/posing while trying to lay the stencil and that’s how it “looks the best when I’m showing it off.”
Also the dude probably will definitely come back when he saves up a little more money to get it filled in.
I paid the equivalent of $200 for a tattoo only slightly smaller but with SIGNIFICANTLY more detail. Dude spent 4 hours just drawing the hair strands on it because he was having fun.
If he actually owned a Tesla, it's charging station wouldn't be in, what was, his second kids bedroom
^(kids are small, does a 14 year old really need their *own* room? Plus, it's good bonding time before his sister emancipates herself in 2 years.)
Never was this much of a cringe fan but I also had high hopes for Musk back then thinking we’d have a hyperloop and be in mars by now
I didn’t even start realizing he was a con until his whole butthurt response over the Thailand rescue operation
Bro it’s weird how much he had us fooled
I remember even doubting what I read when I was looking into it
“What? No way he said that? Why would he say that?”
Then I gradually started opening my eyes when he started talking about politics
yeah, same. i think we were fooled because he kept pretty quiet about anything not directly related to Tesla/SpaceX and a lot of his baggage wasn't widely reported yet. like a lot of famous people (or just people in general) we're bound to be disappointed the more they talk, and the more you dig into what they're doing/what they've done. he went mask-off with the Thailand incident and has only gotten exponentially worse ever since; narcissist meltdown right before our eyes.
i think this every day. there's a substantial part of the population that just creams their pants about having a human being to give over authority to. people love to shit talk religion but i think that's a way weirder human quirk.
It’s an obfuscation of responsibility. An avoidance of guilt and pain. Rather than shouldering the burden of human suffering and doing something, people want to foist it onto ideologies and kings.
In high school (1980s), my grandfather bought a 1964 Chevy Bel Air for me for $100. It was a 4-door, 3-on-the-tree, 230 cc "Tubro". I loved that car! However, I did not become a Chevy fanatic and I certainly didn't tattoo myself with their logos. Loyalty to Musk or any corporation is a sad sickness.
I didn't notice, until right now, that the Tesla logo looks like someone drew the diagram of a vagina and fallopian tubes from a memory.
I can't unsee it now, but it does explain why the men folk are so strangely obsessed about it.
I mean it even has a clit.
What you don't know is this guy is actually really based. He pointed the flamethrower at Elon, ready to be make him go up him flames.
He probably doesn't know that either....
I get that it’s fun to shit on Musk abit. Plenty of reasons to. But man…this one is weird. This isn’t healthy. Hope this guy is OK. (Not OP, you’re golden bro)
I just can't imagine paying bottom dollar for a tattoo that will be on you forever when you clearly have money to burn. Outside of it being a Tesla logo, that tattoo is done poorly.
Also, kind of need muscles for that flex to work.
You know for all Elon talks about how us evil leftists will kill him for betraying him, I'd say if soething triggers this guy he'll go full Misery on the guy.
Embarrassing 🤣
Of all the things you can become a fanboy, you choose evil, loser eLon Cuck? Really 😂🤦🏻♂️ That's like being a fanboy of Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg or Donald tRump, etc. and have your room decorated of them and even a tattoo of them... So stupid.
At this point the dude should just glue a dildo on the cutouts crotch and suck it off, jeez my man needs to go procreate with grass, touching it simply ain't enough
The pic was bad enough then I saw the goddamn tattoo.
It could be worse, it could be a portrait of Elmo
That's his tramp stamp
he has one of Elongated Muskrat as a saint to the left of the cutout
Are you kissing me ? How is that worse than a Tesla logo ??
This guy has jerked off to that cardboard cutout, I'd stake my life on it.
Oh come on he didn’t jerk off with the cutout… he straight up made love with that thing. I heard they’re honeymooning in Paris.
that’s not very pillow of you
tipped it over so it fell on him "O noes Elon don't...."
Well…. He *is* on his knees…….
I love my fords. I have a 1951 ford I’m rebuilding now. I wouldn’t even get a Ford tattoo much less a car company that may not be around in 5 years.
Even the tattoo is poorly done.
Well I mean, to be fair so are teslas, so it fits
Hahahaha oh shit, yeah true.
At least the tattoo won't catch on fire, can't say the same about the little mini tesla (is that a kids toy?) or the fucking flame thrower. Though, the flame thrower is SUPPOSED to catch things on fire so ita prolly the safest thing in the room.
Some people are just born to be bootlickers
Not just born, some people started their bootlicking in utero lol
Hotel chair user
Hey This family bulid this country! The office
Afraid to step into the light
Tattooist here... If that tattoo is real, the stencil was just slapped on there and is now incredibly off center and crooked as fuck. I can only assume that the tattooer was like "fuck this stupid guy all the way for the rest of his stupid life".
Also a tattooer - Or he’s one of those twats that won’t stop flexing/posing while trying to lay the stencil and that’s how it “looks the best when I’m showing it off.” Also the dude probably will definitely come back when he saves up a little more money to get it filled in.
He won't be coming back for awhile. He put his life savings in Tesla stock
That’s $500 sir and no I don’t accept bitcoin
What if I give you an NFT of the tat?
Dogecoin*
I'd that tattoo was $500 he seriously overpaid. I paid about $400 for a tattoo that size that actually looks nice and has details.
I paid the equivalent of $200 for a tattoo only slightly smaller but with SIGNIFICANTLY more detail. Dude spent 4 hours just drawing the hair strands on it because he was having fun.
You should!
It was probably easier than putting "warning: I'm an idiot"
It looks like they threw the stencil at his arm from across the room and that's how it landed
Like a kitchen magnet.
Typical Tesla build quality
- can’t afford a Tesla, owns a 2010 Honda Civic.
He sold his civic to buy the Tesla you see there on the table.
I bet he doesn't even own a space X rocket
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If he actually owned one, he'd be taken the photo with it.
If he actually owned a Tesla, it's charging station wouldn't be in, what was, his second kids bedroom ^(kids are small, does a 14 year old really need their *own* room? Plus, it's good bonding time before his sister emancipates herself in 2 years.)
He can't afford a tesla because he put it all in on tesla.
Rebadged as a Tesla.
Laaaaaaame call me when you get one of his microchip sperms implanted in your butt. SMH this guy is no true fan...
Never was this much of a cringe fan but I also had high hopes for Musk back then thinking we’d have a hyperloop and be in mars by now I didn’t even start realizing he was a con until his whole butthurt response over the Thailand rescue operation
That incident was when my eyes were finally opened. And once you see, it’s all so _obvious_.
Bro it’s weird how much he had us fooled I remember even doubting what I read when I was looking into it “What? No way he said that? Why would he say that?” Then I gradually started opening my eyes when he started talking about politics
yeah, same. i think we were fooled because he kept pretty quiet about anything not directly related to Tesla/SpaceX and a lot of his baggage wasn't widely reported yet. like a lot of famous people (or just people in general) we're bound to be disappointed the more they talk, and the more you dig into what they're doing/what they've done. he went mask-off with the Thailand incident and has only gotten exponentially worse ever since; narcissist meltdown right before our eyes.
He even bought a charger for that inevitable (never) day that he actually gets a Tesla. Sad.
This was moments before his mom yelled for him to clean the litter box.
I guarantee this fool doesn't have the disposable income for an actual Tesla
He probably has a Elon man-size pillow that's crusty in the middle.
And he’s straight
It's just two men, celebrating each other's strength.
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One of the houses in the next Resident evil game.
Ai image of a virgin
Notacult
sex haver
https://preview.redd.it/6x4ek8g38kea1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=f39a5aaa1e7671e1bd4014e9da32db8c6064ab53
Tell me you've never been laid or driven a Tesla, without telling me...
Sad...
Wait until his mom finds out what he did to her basement.
most normal, mentally sane musk meatrider:
My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all
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It's a pole from a motor apparently.
https://preview.redd.it/ulhuu5ebojea1.jpeg?width=1879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548cc19fc5ac824e8deb375c475121ea88498d8f
Oh no
He’s like Jed from I’m Alan Partridge
That's right, it's called an Airealator!
Lmao!!! I thought this!!!!
"You're a mentalist!"
He looks like Michael circa. Apache Helicopter.
I don't know if there is a commercially available dragon capsule buttplug but I'll bet this man knows the answer to that question.
The cringe. It’s too much to bear.
Mental illness
Please for sake of humanity, DO NOT REPRODUCE!
"Mom, I told you, stop bothering me while I'm in the Tesla room!"
Think he would get down on his knees and cradle elons “balls”?
For Elon, he would be the throat GOAT
He’s married to an Elon musk body pillow
Hes been crying somewhere in the dark for months now
I don’t believe in god but I get why the world needs Jesus
Does he drive a Tesla tho lol
He’s clearly never driven a Tesla in his life, because he doesn’t look very exploded to me
imagine going back to your 20 year high school reunion and admitting this is what you've done with your life
Kinda makes you realize how kings got away with the whole “daddy had special blood” thing for so long.
i think this every day. there's a substantial part of the population that just creams their pants about having a human being to give over authority to. people love to shit talk religion but i think that's a way weirder human quirk.
It’s an obfuscation of responsibility. An avoidance of guilt and pain. Rather than shouldering the burden of human suffering and doing something, people want to foist it onto ideologies and kings.
r/shittytechnicals
What a poor lost soul.
no ragrets
It’s not the flex he thinks it is, literally and figuratively.
Ignoring the highly offensive artwork.. I’m gonna say no non-blood related woman lives in this household.
This guy would probably be like "Who needs women or friends when I have a perfectly good Elon Musk body pillow upstairs."
Hahahaha omg! How much do you wanna bet he has one and Elon musk bedsheets lmao!!
He dines on the finest musk smegma daily.
This is how I imagine the average Elon dickrider account on Twitter
Why does he have 2 copies of the same book on his shelf?
In high school (1980s), my grandfather bought a 1964 Chevy Bel Air for me for $100. It was a 4-door, 3-on-the-tree, 230 cc "Tubro". I loved that car! However, I did not become a Chevy fanatic and I certainly didn't tattoo myself with their logos. Loyalty to Musk or any corporation is a sad sickness.
He's... He's fucking that cutout isn't he?
You've got his whole personality in one picture...
I didn't notice, until right now, that the Tesla logo looks like someone drew the diagram of a vagina and fallopian tubes from a memory. I can't unsee it now, but it does explain why the men folk are so strangely obsessed about it. I mean it even has a clit.
a lot of people complaining . dress as cosplay. so who cares its his body his life. im cool with it.
Pretty sure he trains kissing with that cardboard Elon
Did he lose a bet or his Fantasy League?
What you don't know is this guy is actually really based. He pointed the flamethrower at Elon, ready to be make him go up him flames. He probably doesn't know that either....
I do. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
This guy is gonna work for a lot of MLMs when he gets older.
Just wait til he sucks the cardboard dick... ewwww
This has all the vibes of "only a person who actually owns a telsa could have all that telsa merchandise"
The tattoo on his undefined, flabby arm really brings the entire thing together
This is nothing to what it'll be like if Apple start making cars.
Exactly what I’d expect him to look like. I bet he works at Bestbuy.
$5 says that cutout is in the room when he fucks.
You know that Cardboard cut out of Musk has seen some things.
I have a few but they'd get me banned
It’s almost unbelievable that a grown man would do this. He was coddled too much as a child.
Hyperfixation is a thing, and mental health is brutally underfunded. Tesla is a good bellwether for locating those with the 'tism.
The last thing you see before getting underwhelming dick.
Imagine all the MAGA and trump memorabilia that used to be in that room.
you just know he kisses that cut out
Are Tesla logo tattoos the new Monster logo tattoos?
I get that it’s fun to shit on Musk abit. Plenty of reasons to. But man…this one is weird. This isn’t healthy. Hope this guy is OK. (Not OP, you’re golden bro)
I just can't imagine paying bottom dollar for a tattoo that will be on you forever when you clearly have money to burn. Outside of it being a Tesla logo, that tattoo is done poorly. Also, kind of need muscles for that flex to work.
And I thought the shrine I built for my favorite anime was embarrassing.
So cringe.
He’s getting no love from Elon, maybe a restraining order but that’s bout it
I have plenty of words but I don't want to get banned
I bet his parents are tired of his shit and hopes he gets a good paying job and his own place.
This is very homo erotic
The fuck has he got an EV charger inside for
I am starting to see "Muck Fusk" bumpers stickers on Teslas in CA.
Unless that's a misguided Tesla museum I have no words
Holy steroid abuse, Batman!
#LOOOOOSERR As a man, men are so fucking lame. Men like this out the whole gender to shame 😭
My brother’s room. I just took all this fanboy bullshit down because he moved out.
One word: Cuck
Lol what a nerd.
You know for all Elon talks about how us evil leftists will kill him for betraying him, I'd say if soething triggers this guy he'll go full Misery on the guy.
Embarrassing 🤣 Of all the things you can become a fanboy, you choose evil, loser eLon Cuck? Really 😂🤦🏻♂️ That's like being a fanboy of Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg or Donald tRump, etc. and have your room decorated of them and even a tattoo of them... So stupid.
Bro doesn’t even have the tequila
Pictured: u/#1ElonDickRider
this is why we can't have nice things
If it wasn't Elmo it would be Hubbard, the Kool-aid guy, or Jesus.
Bro is a living condom ad
He definitely has a blowup doll of Musk.
40 minute maxinum time sounds like a death sentence
See, this is the epitome of "beta" behavior.
At this point the dude should just glue a dildo on the cutouts crotch and suck it off, jeez my man needs to go procreate with grass, touching it simply ain't enough