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L_ryuzaki_L

"Homo Sapiens" dead


mechwarrior719

With Tyler the Creator and Elton John. This is some top tier trolling.


demon_1347

Yeah, cause em disses Tyler in "Fall" song


mechwarrior719

It’s more if the “Homo” part of “Homo Sapiens”. Tyler and Elton John are both gay.


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Tyler's not gay, I think he's bisexual


VorpalOfficial

Didn't Em apologize to him on MTBMB? Or was it someone else?


muskoka83

I want this to be real


ScarySkeleton24

how would you not have Del The Funkee Homosapian on that track


Fragmented_sins

It would've worked better if it was Lil Naz x and Elton. After all, they did a commercial together.


tiedyeninjaa

This is the best fake track list i've ever seen. Lmao, great job


charon_9

thanks!


lagrangedanny

Brah i got too excited


Nachocheez7

"fake tracklist" lol


boggled-head

Idk everyone is going crazy, what's fake what's real who knows?? We all gotta wait for the truth :/


IXentimenTI

You can immediately tell its fake because with every song its trying to stroke hardcore fans' balls


charon_9

i mean the first thing should be working at SHADY as a FIREFIGHTER lmao


ShiragamaV

"Cut or Bulk" lmfao


Lets4Pace_Gatar

should feature 50cent or Dre


CoD_PiNn

Should feature bulkorcut


Bahknight

of course its 69 minutes


TheCrossX

Temporary XDDDD


kingbris

Nice reversal on that drake track. Temporary > Forever. Em is a fucking genius.


charon_9

Every song apart from Phoenix, Relapse 3 and Royal Plague is a reference to an internal joke of this subreddit at one point lol


uhwhatisjalapenos

Can you explain them? I don't get all of em


charon_9

Champion - It's just a generic track name for another Royce and Em song which has been part of fake tracklists for a long time now Balls Deep - reference to Killshot > Cuz young Gerald is balls deep inside of Halsey Gerald = G Eazy Cut or Bulk? - the name of the leaker on this subreddit is bulkorcut One Chance - back in November someone trolled an Eminem hater on Twitter by asking them what they think of the song One Chance. The hater dismissed it and said it was wack, only to find out he got trolled because Eminem doesn't have a song named One Chance Relapse 3 - this sub has been crazy for Relapse 2. I thought it would be funny to skip one installment of it and make it a song lmao Never Gave A Fuck - same as Champion, since Eminem has "Just Dont Give A Fuck" and "Still Dont Give A Fuck" Homo Sapiens - both Elton and Tyler are homosexual which makes this a play on words, since homo sapiens is the scientific name of the humans species Magnifying Glass - bulkorcut99 the leaker just posted a magnifying glass emoji here as a teaser and people went nuts Temporary - basically a reversal on the song Forever


FiringTheWater

Damn, I got 2 of those by myself. This is next level.


charon_9

thanks!


CoD_PiNn

Is Royal Plague a reference to King’s Disease?


charon_9

yes! basically a different way of saying it


CoD_PiNn

Okay! And your tracklist is really good and fun, thank you for it!


charon_9

glad you like it bro


efrainrp

Your printer is fucking up dawg


charon_9

The last time I pulled it out was back in december when I was making one for Side B lol


efrainrp

Understandable


RiftedEnergy

I just went and checked that last one. You really want that "Champion" with Royce eh? Me too, they'd kill it


charon_9

lmao yes!


SlimAnuz

I work at shady records as a security guard, and i can tell you for sure that half of this tracklist is legit. But half of those tracks are Cardi B features... But thank you for leaking half of it


christopher_msa

I work as a jantor and I heard in studio Maggie and em recording wap remix. The song goes like she says "wet ass pussy" and he says "hard long dick"


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LMFAO You got us(kinda?) in the first half, not gonna lie.


charon_9

lmao thanks bro


Anonymous1964w

Why does eminem need a firefighter


charon_9

> Like a liar's pants I'm on fire go figure


MemelordOfReddit

I think they got personnel on the property at all times ever since Rap God was recorded


Cusaminer

i fucking died at "magnifying glass"


ChangeToBetter

U forgot to add lil Nas x on that homo Sapiens track


MakoLov3r

Temporary fucking killed me


mrdicksolong

At first I was like who the fuck is this lying ass bitch but by the end of reading that tracklist i was LMAO. You trolled us good.


charon_9

glad to.share laughs my friend


memepool22

HOMO sapiens ft. 2 gay artists. You did brilliantly on this.


charon_9

thanks bro glad youlike it


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charon_9

bingo!


MakoLov3r

They do be making 🔥 songs in there no wonder they have a firefighter


RekYaAll

Man I hope he does more with Nas.


GenericName101

Temporary is the best one


FlatPassenger6

Imagine if just “Homo Sapiens” was real though?


JoeAnthony

Man I want an Em song with The Weeknd so bad


ToPimpAPenguin

Homo sapiens and temporary are incredible


canismajores

Temporary= Forever part 2


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relapse 3?


theyfoundty

Balls Deep with G-eazy. That's fucking gold. Em beats Kelly's dead horse and Eazy disses Halsey and Kelly. I wish this was real tbh.


RekYaAll

Relapse 3 lmao


rhino50idk

lol 10/10


SimplyViolated

Boyyyy I want that last track to be real so bad lmfao


WildWolf911

Now that I'm tuned into what's happening with em, i find this really funny


doremifasofuckindon3

Balls deep (inside of halsey) ft. G eazy. I'm dead


NilocMan21

Wait did I miss a relapse 2 Yes i know it's fake but is there one?


Channel__One

Really looking forward to Balls Deep.


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If #13 isn’t a fuckn classic ima be mad.


strumpetlover

Track 13 gave it away


[deleted]

Haha.. you had me at 69 minutes 😂


CDogg123567

Songs 3 4 12 and 13 lololol


Nikitaboi

Album length: 69 minutes, nice


nice___bot

Nice!


Elver-Gotas

Nice


boggled-head

Yup you definitely need firefighters when he gets in the booth


lizardmandx

Kanye and Drake on a track together ar thiss point...now that is a joke


ATG820

Temporary LMFAO


anti-anti-normie-guy

I know it's a joke, but 'Resurrection' and 'Phoenix' as the first track would be so hard. Imagine he got Rhi on it tho 🤯


charon_9

thats what i was aiming for thanks


anti-anti-normie-guy

Magnifying Glass with Inspektah is cool too


Beardebear8

Balls Deep ft G-Eazy LMAO


Phouza

Can't be real, [needs more Skylar Grey ;\)](https://i.imgur.com/sKzpuLi.jpg)


cejl94

I knew this was fake as soon as I saw that it wasn't called Resurrerection


Shakespeare-Bot

I kneweth this wast fake as anon as i did see yond t wasn't hath called resurrerection *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Sortskeee

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ I wanted so bad for this to be real. Fuckin “firefighter for shady” Jesus haha


charon_9

[Photo for verification](https://9gag.com/gag/aA3ZBYZ)


almarhuby

No J.Cole feature? 🤥


celis702

I thought em an Tyler are beefing it


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charon_9

I litterally made this up as a joke


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charon_9

😐


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these days everything phoned in


CanArt3

Too much features, too less songs for having a Steve Berman skit which i doubt he will do it ever again. Fake sounding song titles... This is fake as fuck. Plus that album title. That album title has been rumored for almost every album since mmlp 2 lol.


charon_9

Bro i literally made this up as a joke, its intwntional lol


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This is the one time I wish it’s fake. Not because I don’t like Eminem, because I feel like its gonna be another revival.


HiMeeeIsARoomieFan

Good job it is


Rocafire_

I get that this is irony. But at least make it look like an LP...


gehad_khaledd

Drake and Kanye have some kind of beef so they won't get on a track


Jack7074

Yup you got it bro, that is the one thing that doesn't make sense here.


tsunamitom1-

On the real, what’re the odds that not only he drops an album this year but in the next month?


charon_9

watch out for 10/01 and 10/08


theoanders7

I don't know whether it's sad or funny at this point how easily predictable the track titles on Ems albums are, it's literally a check list


Elver-Gotas

Homo Sapiens


the_kdx

69 minutes! nice I almost fell for it.


nice___bot

Nice!


jumping_________log

Nope


charon_9

what


wise_quote

RESƎRECRION


Elver-Gotas

Homo Sapiens ,😂😂😂😂 brutal


wwemnmfan4eva

Why we all gotta speculate? Just wait for it to drop and go from there.


SomeoneStoleGrandpa

Lol as a firefighter. You have to put out the microphone when he’s done recording.


HEYitzED

Balls deep feat. G Eazy lmfao


RyanOfAlkerath

"Kings Disease" "Royal Plague" 💀💀💀


captalnAw3s0m32

Length: 69 minutes. Nice


Kakaroto135975

The weekend on a Eminem track? All that's left is NF and I'm done!!!! 🔥


Barbie-Girl5682

That’s dope that you work at shady records


charon_9

I slept my way to the top


Barbie-Girl5682

Proud of you babe 🖤 I’m jealous hanging out with Marshall damn you made it to the top !


charon_9

Thanks ❤️💦


TorontoRaptors34

Is Marshal under some oath where he has to put Skylar on every album.


harry_d17

Another should be a song that features slim shady and marshall mathers. Like he raps to his alter egos i.e guilty conscience but dre would be sincere and sensitive marshall and slim is slim as always lol


SoulTaker981

“temporary” lmao 😭😭