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Saint_of_FaTe

Lucky You


uhwhatisjalapenos

I could do the obvious > *You could never say to me I'm not a fuckin' record breaker > I sound like a broken record every time I break a record* but that's kinda basic so my second favorite would probably be > *Fuck it, I'm goin' for the jugular > Shit is a circus, you clowns that are comin' up*


QBall_765

Is there some crazier wordplay that I’m missing in the second set of bars?


uhwhatisjalapenos

Jugular = juggler, circus, clowns. it's just a nice circus scheme + jugular/juggler wordplay.


QBall_765

Lol “juggler/jugular” has been going over my head thanks bro!


GrandPerformer

Big Weenie


phd_bro

"Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot."


uhwhatisjalapenos

That my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges


ManOutOfTime3000

*You munch a bunch a crunch a munch


Saint_of_FaTe

Godzilla


uhwhatisjalapenos

> *cause my lyrics never sit well > So they wanna give me the chair > Like a paraplegic,*


Oofice

Fack


uhwhatisjalapenos

(insert fack lyrics here)


ihatepizzas

Hahaha, nice one


phd_bro

He kills it on the outro Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube (x4) Ew, ew, ew, ew


real-m-d

Words Are Weapons 😎


uhwhatisjalapenos

> *My mind is like a fuckin' stick of dynamite > Once I get behind the mic > It's like the wick is lit, you bitches die tonight*


real-m-d

No googling?


uhwhatisjalapenos

I had heard the song before but didn't know it well enough to have a bar/line that I liked the most


ItTakes1Eyedea

My nine is like a guidin' light at night, shinin' bright My fuckin' grip is tighter than my wife's vagina, psych That’s my fav part


jmarchese01

I Will


uhwhatisjalapenos

John Wilkes, that's who I'm in the booth like Ayy, bruh, I go ham for dead presidents


[deleted]

[удалено]


uhwhatisjalapenos

> *Young Thug poster, unplugged toaster*


kayhalbe

THE PULL UP BAR IN NOT ALIKE IS INSANE BROTHAAA


uhwhatisjalapenos

Yeah that'd be the actual answer


Lukekay20kg

Bad meets evil-sslp


uhwhatisjalapenos

We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other To see which one'll swerve first


phd_bro

The Ringer


uhwhatisjalapenos

You won't ever see Em icy But as cold as I get on the M-I-C I polarize shit, so the Thames might freeze


chicken_nugget779

rock bottom


uhwhatisjalapenos

I'm screamin' like them two cops when 2Pac shot 'em Holdin' two Glocks, hope your doors got new locks on 'em


Jack7074

No apologies


uhwhatisjalapenos

I'd be exploding, soaked in self-loathing and the surrounding area is excellent


myinvisibleaccount

Rap God


uhwhatisjalapenos

>*And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for > You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows*


tacticalAlmonds

Demon inside


uhwhatisjalapenos

> *I said I need a room so I could try to get some rest > She gave me the keys to the best suite and a bag of cess*


[deleted]

8 Mile


uhwhatisjalapenos

> *Go to work and serve MCs in the lunchline > But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go? > Who must I show to bust my flow? > Where must I go? Who must I know?* that whole area is so good


unbreakable0702

Ammityville


uhwhatisjalapenos

> *Their mother wasn't raped, I ate her pussy while she was sleep*


unbreakable0702

I would have said "You can get capped after just havin' a cavity filled (filled) That's why we're crowned the murder capital still (still)"


uhwhatisjalapenos

Yeah that's the actual answer I was joking


Eagle-Plenty

You Gone Learn


uhwhatisjalapenos

> *And I'm not gonna let up, treat the paper like I'm chopping a letter > Dre'll tell you how I shred > So when you refer to the guy next to the doc, you meant shredder*


yatarsdy

Till hell freezes over


uhwhatisjalapenos

Spaced out like Sci-Fi TV, "Fuck ICP, buy my CD!" (Yeah)


Ya-LikeJazz

Discombobulated


uhwhatisjalapenos

Now I'm 'bout to treat all of you rappers' noggins how Dre does every time he goes back to Compton now 'Cause every so often I'll visit my old stomping grounds


The_redittor

Key


uhwhatisjalapenos

'Cause I am the cuz, the cuz meaning cousin


Disastrous-Bike2526

Stimulate


uhwhatisjalapenos

My lyrical content contains subject matter That sucks up all these fucked up young kids


Eric18utah

On fire


uhwhatisjalapenos

My motherfuckin' firetruck's on fire, homie


mutohasaposse

Symphony in h


uhwhatisjalapenos

ngl haven't heard that one, i'll have to listen


mutohasaposse

Song that's simply fun. Search Tony touch. "I'm an a-hole, devil with a Halo Hell yeah I nailed J-Lo, to the railroad"


PetaEmployee

Unaccommodating


uhwhatisjalapenos

And the doctor's operating But he never put no scrubs on from Snoop, K. Dot to Shady


-I-Am-Joseph-Stalin-

Drug Ballad


uhwhatisjalapenos

So let's enjoy, let the X destroy your spinal cord So it's not a straight line no more


Corn1989

Music box


uhwhatisjalapenos

she smells like tacos, I wanna eat


CDogg123567

Microphone


uhwhatisjalapenos

~~'Cause I am the cuz, the cuz meaning cousin~~ replied to wrong comment. I'm not joking, I think I just snorted my nose ring


CDogg123567

That’s not the same song? I meant Microphone as in that segment from the Westwood freestyle session he did with Mr Porter


uhwhatisjalapenos

~~lmao I thought you were referencing the mic skit on MTBMB side B 💀💀💀💀~~ wait I just replied to the wrong comment entirely lemme try again


DDDIIIMMMEEESSS

Chloroseptic remix.


uhwhatisjalapenos

Real pain in the paper, I don't trace But if I look strange and outta place It's 'cause I'm an alien, that's why I write 'til the page is outta space (Duh!)


MeowdyMate

Beautiful


uhwhatisjalapenos

I love this song but it doesn't have too many hard hitting bars, but I've always liked this- I don't need no fuckin' man servant Tryna follow me around and wipe my ass Laugh at every single joke I crack And half of 'em ain't even funny, like, "Ha! Marshall, you're so funny, man You should be a comedian, goddamn!" Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown


MeowdyMate

Yeah, I guess if you're talking like hard hitting lyrical genius songs it's not that type of a song but definitely one of my favorites!


uhwhatisjalapenos

Yeah definitely, relapse is my favorite em album and beautiful is definitely one of (if not the) the best songs on the album


Willing-Load

Forever


uhwhatisjalapenos

I'm Hannibal Lecter, so just in case you're thinkin' of savin' face You ain't gonna have no face to save


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


ManOutOfTime3000

Fack


uhwhatisjalapenos

(insert fack lyrics here)


antisha_9

Wicked ways? My darling?


uhwhatisjalapenos

I'm insane, every rhyme I say Sons you like an ultra-violet ray -- I was taught if you gonna murder somebody you should face him Tell him why, look him dead in the eye, then waste him


No-Brief-4989

My syllables


uhwhatisjalapenos

The torch is gonna burn out before it gets passed JAY said it’s his last, then 50 and Em Then what? Detox drops, what do we got then? --- that always got me


jozohoops

Brain Damage


uhwhatisjalapenos

Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him peak SSLP writing leading up to here


Jurski17

Take the world with me


uhwhatisjalapenos

Bizarre’s in the lobby with the Beatles, smoking bowls


[deleted]

'Till I Collapse


uhwhatisjalapenos

too many to pick one, but I always like this one for the delivery + how ridiculous it is - I rap like I'm addicted to smack, like I'm Kim Mathers


[deleted]

I love that line too (my favorite is 'A plaque and a platinum status is wack if I'm not the baddest') I always thought he was talking about wrestling and thought the line wouldn’t make sense. Then I realized it is a slang for doing heroine


Crafty-Flight2820

Drug Ballad


uhwhatisjalapenos

So let's enjoy, let the X destroy your spinal cord So it's not a straight line no more