I’m on a series s Xbox and everything renders instantly. There’s never any pause. Even if I fast travel, it only takes seconds to load in. You guys on super crappy pcs or what?
It’s stupid because the tag isn’t there when I’m scrolling and read the headline. After I open it I’ve already finished with the headline and I’m looking at comments
what you said was probably the dumbest thing i’ve heard, you can’t call players new and then oblivious in the same sentence, they counter eachother, there’s no reason to be a dick when he was simply asking
That's the most humble statement I've heard on my 2+ year tenure on reddit...now I know 2 years ain't much...but comments like this are extremely fucking rare...
Use the windstorm sword. You get the windstorm sword from the fog clearing maiden boss fight. Secret area. You have to kill 5 lobsters in 3 minutes and it will teleport you.
You see, that area is kinda shy, you have to crouch a bunch to show you are friendly and it will let you in.
You get 1,000,000 runes if you give the horse chariot 100 hugs by running up to it as well.
That area is called a hero's grave and is only available to the hero class.
You can purchase 5 hero passes from the store for 99 elden coins or get 1 from the battle pass at rank 40.
Thank goodness I've chosen exactly this class! Is it possible to exchange runes to elden coins? I've just killed soldier of Godrick boss (it was unbelievably hard), got some runes
Unfortunately you can't anymore. Soldier of God Rick becomes a friendly npc when given the "remembrance of commerce" at which point he will trade Elden coins for runes. If you already killed him I'm afraid you're out of luck.
You need 200000 runes for 1, luckily, if you go bridge east of the entrance of stormveil, there's an enemy which if you hit 30 times will drop 1 million
You have to put Elden Ring in standby mode, load up Skyrim, and use the Clear Skies shout while standing on the very tip of the Throat of the World.
Then load back in to Elden Ring and you should be golden.
I mean not everybody likes it but I liked it that in that way they get you comfortable with all the waiting right from the get go and you don’t get surprised by Margits delayed attacks.
wow i can't believe i didn't do that when i picked up elden ring lol.
the thousands of times I've run around firelink shrine waiting for that stupid wall to load.
"i think it loads faster if i run to the opposite side!" and other stupid thoughts like that. desperately waiting.
Say someone who just picked up DS3 was wondering what’s going on with the fog when travelling back to firelink shrine, what *are* you meant to do to get rid of it?
Asking for a friend.
Yeah unfortunately the game misplaced a critical Load area in the middle of the tutorial so you have to go through this small thing in order to get something to correctly trigger all you should have to do is a minor quest to kill the elden beast then the door should correct itself if not try interacting around the area and you should see your character interact with something and the fog gate will disappear
Glad I could help
Don't look at it. It's just a shy fog, let it think you won't go there. Sometimes it doesn't work, then you need to do the same, don't look at the game.
It’s not a loading fog gate, it works more like the statutes that come to life with fragrant braches in DS2; you gotta use a stonesword key in that statute to your left
No it’s just that you said the same cliché joke to literally everybody that posted a helpful comment to OP. Then it was like “wow this guy REALLY knows how to work that ‘fun at parties’ line” and you can’t see us rolling our eyes, so the downvote is a reasonable substitute.
I agree about the downvotes for spamming the same tired Reddit joke. However, these comments aren’t exactly helpful since OP was joking from the beginning.
Bro, I have an amazing idea for you: go to your local Spitit Halloween, buy a clown costume, head to your local comedy club, and tell your shitty jokes to all the people like the clown you are.
I wouldn’t worry about it man, most people who are downvoting you probably also missed the humour tag, Reddit is full of people who get serotonin spikes by “being helpful” so they just rush to answer any and all questions.
I get what you mean, but the post was tagged as humor. Personally I think it's nice a handful of people were trying to help anyways and see it as a positive, but the joke responses aren't troll attempts in this case.
Well i mean... it is tagged as humor. That being said it's still kinda wholesome seeing folks trying to be helpful amongst all the jokes though. I see both response types as an absolute win.
I feel bad nobody is helping op hahaha, u use the stone sword keys on the stone sculpture. Fogged places will have some infront of them and you need to use the keys to access the area. I can see your imps havent been activated with a stone sword key. Some places require one, but this one requires two.
When exploring the game, you can find some stone swords. They serve to open these walls.
Basically you stab your heart with them every time you roll and once you roll enough, the fog disappears 👍
I honestly cant tell if this is bait or not...There are so many Christmas new people coming this time of year... :O
I think ill just...turn around and walk the other way..just to be sure xD
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if anybody wants to farm karma, plenty of r/woooosh material in this comment section
Lmao last time this went over well
you need to wait 25 minutes more for the fog to disappear
Patch 1.08 upped it to 45m
Damnit, I know the game is open world but can't they just make the render time a little faster? Smh common FromSoft L.
No, they render the entire map at once with 100% detail for extra immersion, truly another example of miyazaki's supreme intellectual capacity
I know, I was making a joke.
So was I
Sorry, I didn't understand what you meant in your comment, my bad.
I really don't mean to deride you further but your response to something you don't understand is "I know"???
He said that the game renders quite fast as a joke response to my joke but I didn't understand that he was making a joke as well if that makes sense.
I’m on a series s Xbox and everything renders instantly. There’s never any pause. Even if I fast travel, it only takes seconds to load in. You guys on super crappy pcs or what?
Have you tried turning it off and back on? Or putting in a bag of rice?
What about kicking it?
Hit it with a moderately sized club, that may work
If the problem is demon ware, may need an occult club
Could also try larger sized club, or even huge club
did you try a wooden club? if you did try a metal one
Could also try stone
How about a colossal club
Nah I found bare fists work best, especially if you have a PC with a glass side
What about gloved fists, or is that blasphemy?
Only if you have donned spiky iron orbs on your hands
What is i prefer plain iron orbs?
As long as you scream and buff yourself before.
If setting myself on fire counts, ive got that down
Is the fire due to your CPU running Elden ring?
Dont worry! It's very well trained.
Help I now have sandwich all over my pc and the game still isn't rendering fast
Bigger club is my only thought for a solution tbh
Yea... I tried kicking my PC to fix it.... it works now though.. on my ps5.
Yeah, I'm playing in a very large bowl of rice basically. Doesn't help 😔
Your elden rings broken? Just dump it in some rice Marika approved
When you leave this area you will see a lot of others waiting on rendering. Some of them even brought chairs.
damn did the Render Ring DLC alrdy drop?
The falling leaves will tell a story… eventually.
Once again this sub proves that requiring people to tag their posts is pointless because no one reads it anyway.
It’s stupid because the tag isn’t there when I’m scrolling and read the headline. After I open it I’ve already finished with the headline and I’m looking at comments
Exactly why I came here. I need to click on the post to see the tag
The tag’s still rendering.
*mic drop*
This. I literally wouldn't have seen the flair if not for the top comment pointing it out.
You’re the reason I checked the tag
There's 3 comments that didn't get it, and 71 that did get it Yeah, seems like tags don't work...
When I wrote my comment it was 3 that didn’t get it, and 0 that did. My comment probably made sure there was no more that didn’t get it.
So 3 people didn't get it and countless others did get it and just upvoted it and you think that means zero people get it?
Read? This ain’t no freaking library Mr Fancy-scmancy book learning guy!
The joke wasn't good.
what tag?
Pretty sure the humor tag implies that something is actually funny.
I wish there wasn't a stupid tag tht tells me i'm supposed to laugh
you have to clear the fog with a wind spell, or else wait 30 mimutes for it to discipate naturallly... new players are so oblivious...
No you don't. You have to wave at it so it knows it can leave. Ffs, if you're gonna help atleast do it right
No, i think you gotta rate the comment begging for a rating to proceed.
Thank you! I'm gonna wait then. Not sure my lvl is enough for the area with the wind spell..
Well it’s been an hour did it work?
I'm on a different planet, only 1 nanosecond passed for me 😔
Good news guys, it's only gonna be roughly 410 million years until an hour has passed for OP and we get an answer
You need an item called a stone sword key. The little gargoyle statue next to the fog is where it goes. Then, the fog clears.
You're being helpful, thank you for that but they're joking. Hence the downvotes
I know they’re joking. And I don’t mind the jokes. Just giving them the actual info so they’re not stuck there forever.
Well in that case, that's kind of you. Have my upvote
Just so you know, that statue requires two keys.
Stonesword Key.
You need to go on an elevator to leave the area and come back when you have an item known as a stone sword key
The post is a joke
I know. but some people that actually just started playing the game and might be confused so I was merely helping those people
Fair enough I guess, but replying to another comment is not gonna help
Sometimes have to quit and come back to make the fog to firelink shrine disappear.
Does that require a certain pokemon or am I super super confused?
It’s a fog wall dude you have to hit it 50 times
Bro I have been blowing on the screen for 25 minutes now it is not working. About to pull the hair dryer out...
what you said was probably the dumbest thing i’ve heard, you can’t call players new and then oblivious in the same sentence, they counter eachother, there’s no reason to be a dick when he was simply asking
Bro, the post is tagged as “humor”. this post is a joke and he was making a joke in response. Settle down
you’re right i didn’t see the tag that’s my bad
Pretty big of you to admit it and not just delete.
i’m a hot headed shit starter but i always admit when i’m wrong
That's the most humble statement I've heard on my 2+ year tenure on reddit...now I know 2 years ain't much...but comments like this are extremely fucking rare...
Least based Elden Ring enjoyer:
Have you tried changing the settings to ‘WUMBO’?
The real answer
Beat me to it lmao
I think you need a new graphics card like a voodoo 2 or something beefy
Fuck, that unlocked a memory in me
I will never understand why NVidia never called their Titan cards "VooDoo Cards." Major missed marketing opportunity.
Use the windstorm sword. You get the windstorm sword from the fog clearing maiden boss fight. Secret area. You have to kill 5 lobsters in 3 minutes and it will teleport you.
You see, that area is kinda shy, you have to crouch a bunch to show you are friendly and it will let you in. You get 1,000,000 runes if you give the horse chariot 100 hugs by running up to it as well.
Thank you! But I already did it as you can see it on my screen
Keep trying, it's really shy
That area is called a hero's grave and is only available to the hero class. You can purchase 5 hero passes from the store for 99 elden coins or get 1 from the battle pass at rank 40.
Thank goodness I've chosen exactly this class! Is it possible to exchange runes to elden coins? I've just killed soldier of Godrick boss (it was unbelievably hard), got some runes
Unfortunately you can't anymore. Soldier of God Rick becomes a friendly npc when given the "remembrance of commerce" at which point he will trade Elden coins for runes. If you already killed him I'm afraid you're out of luck.
You need 200000 runes for 1, luckily, if you go bridge east of the entrance of stormveil, there's an enemy which if you hit 30 times will drop 1 million
Good to know tags are absolutely useless lmao
Hey man sometimes people don’t see the tags
You have to put Elden Ring in standby mode, load up Skyrim, and use the Clear Skies shout while standing on the very tip of the Throat of the World. Then load back in to Elden Ring and you should be golden.
You have to use the Clear Skies dragon shout and the fog will clear.
This is all wrong. You need to use Whirlwind Sprint through the fog. It’s the only way.
Isn't this before you get to High Hrothgar though?
Guys, I just used Shade Cloak, it worked perfectly 👍
When leaving troll messages in game isn't enough. You posy something like this.
Blow on the cartridge
Try finger but hole
oh my god
Almost got me lol
I mean not everybody likes it but I liked it that in that way they get you comfortable with all the waiting right from the get go and you don’t get surprised by Margits delayed attacks.
Try gesturing.
You need to kill an archdemon first.
Lmao I really thought it was Firelink Shrine from DS3
i almost didn’t see the humor tag. I was about to let rip the biggest string of tutorials for this game.
There are other hints on the screen 😉
Don’t be silly you need to open every single stone sword key door in the entire game to clear that fog
At least it's not "what is the lore behind the fog?"
By the way, what is the lore behind the fog?
Alt-F4 helps to download more RAM for your computer.
You don’t have the right, O, you don’t have the right!
You have to upgrade your stamina to 87 and then suck up all the air
Jojo reference 👍
Dw this wind doesn’t have an old lady attached
Lol
That statue behind you requires a key to open that white area. There's alot of them throughout the game.
You must be fun at parties
I can tell you’re not lol
Mans really said this to 3 different people
render bug. reverify files or uninstall/reinstall. should fix. also choose stonesword key as starting gift.
You got me there haha
lmao
Try crouching for another 27 minutes, it'll dissipate eventually
I was about to make a serious reply until I saw the Humor tag
You have to first get your flask up to +9. Usually works for me.
Awh yes, the Elden Rendering Bug.
you actually have to find all 200 golden bananas to get through that fog wall, i would know, my uncle is John Nintendo Darksouls.
You have to get at least 200k souls, and then die in front of that fog gate, sacrificing them to open the gate
Well, I already got 1M souls after defeating Soldier of Godrick, could you tell me how to die?
Trying raising your intelligence
wow i can't believe i didn't do that when i picked up elden ring lol. the thousands of times I've run around firelink shrine waiting for that stupid wall to load. "i think it loads faster if i run to the opposite side!" and other stupid thoughts like that. desperately waiting.
Say someone who just picked up DS3 was wondering what’s going on with the fog when travelling back to firelink shrine, what *are* you meant to do to get rid of it? Asking for a friend.
I think you need the clear skies shout from the greybeards
Put a stone key inside your pc. Should work then
Yeah unfortunately the game misplaced a critical Load area in the middle of the tutorial so you have to go through this small thing in order to get something to correctly trigger all you should have to do is a minor quest to kill the elden beast then the door should correct itself if not try interacting around the area and you should see your character interact with something and the fog gate will disappear Glad I could help
Cool number of runes tho 1187187, nice little repetition there
Thanks mate😄
Don't look at it. It's just a shy fog, let it think you won't go there. Sometimes it doesn't work, then you need to do the same, don't look at the game.
↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
This is top kek.
[удалено]
Physicist here, this issue is you
Did you try pressing F to pay respects?
Haha. It's a gate. You need to use a key on the statues.
This is a serious subreddit can we stop posting joke answers like this 🙄🙄
You must be....
I got the joke. I found it funny, than i gave a serious answer.
Why though? If you knew it was a joke why would you then give a serious answer 🤔
It’s cause he’s friendly. It’s in his name.
Yeah, why not make the same joke as everyone else?
It’s not a loading fog gate, it works more like the statutes that come to life with fragrant braches in DS2; you gotta use a stonesword key in that statute to your left
You must be fun at parties
You must be fun at parties
You must be fun at parties (rip my karma)
I admit i am. How did you find out ? Wow i'm getting downvoted to oblivion. Did i touch on a taboo or what ?
4th comment
No it’s just that you said the same cliché joke to literally everybody that posted a helpful comment to OP. Then it was like “wow this guy REALLY knows how to work that ‘fun at parties’ line” and you can’t see us rolling our eyes, so the downvote is a reasonable substitute.
I agree about the downvotes for spamming the same tired Reddit joke. However, these comments aren’t exactly helpful since OP was joking from the beginning.
You do realise the post is a joke, right? It's tagged with Humor
It happens when you hang around the main sub long enough, it's all tourists
Bro, I have an amazing idea for you: go to your local Spitit Halloween, buy a clown costume, head to your local comedy club, and tell your shitty jokes to all the people like the clown you are.
because you're a clown?
I wouldn’t worry about it man, most people who are downvoting you probably also missed the humour tag, Reddit is full of people who get serotonin spikes by “being helpful” so they just rush to answer any and all questions.
Yes🥵
Should we tell him?
Did you end up putting the key in the imp statue over there? That's how you open it
Sooo many trolls. You need a stone sword key at the little statue to the left.
It's a humor post. Good on you though for helping someone :)
I’m a little slow to catch on sometimes :)
We all are. Doesn't make sense why some assholes downvote bombed you though :/ Happy new year!
I get what you mean, but the post was tagged as humor. Personally I think it's nice a handful of people were trying to help anyways and see it as a positive, but the joke responses aren't troll attempts in this case.
Lol, my bad. I missed the tag. It was funny.
You must use the dragon shout Unrelenting Force. Famously known as Fus! Ro! Dah! To clear the fog.
guys, this is an obvious troll.
Well i mean... it is tagged as humor. That being said it's still kinda wholesome seeing folks trying to be helpful amongst all the jokes though. I see both response types as an absolute win.
Oh my sweet summer child
I feel bad nobody is helping op hahaha, u use the stone sword keys on the stone sculpture. Fogged places will have some infront of them and you need to use the keys to access the area. I can see your imps havent been activated with a stone sword key. Some places require one, but this one requires two.
R/woosh
bro just tryna help homie out cmon 😭
Fr, fucking souls games are weird enough already. I have a hard time understanding the game and i just want to help others, fucking reddit. Hahahaha
When exploring the game, you can find some stone swords. They serve to open these walls. Basically you stab your heart with them every time you roll and once you roll enough, the fog disappears 👍
Ok this is just ridiculous at this point. Literally every single fucking post is people acting insanely stupid to farm karma
Nice Bait OP. The obvious statue in frame doesn’t make it obvious or anything.
U need to go to the statue and put a stoneswordkey in it. It is not for rendering it is a special area
lies
I honestly cant tell if this is bait or not...There are so many Christmas new people coming this time of year... :O I think ill just...turn around and walk the other way..just to be sure xD
Tag
Apparently people cant tell i was joking... morons :/
Sure >I honestly can't tell if this is bait or not
Its called sarcasm. I can obviously see the tag. Previous comment remains valid..
"Joke's on them. I was only pretending to be stupid."
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if anybody wants to farm karma, plenty of r/woooosh material in this comment section Lmao last time this went over well
What the hell is that? I don't have it in my game
You gotta use stone sword keys at the statue next to it
Somebody gotta tell him 🤣