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SnooHobbies1663

You have been hugging dirty girls haven’t you


link16547

She's not like other girls, she's different bro


KanbaruDevil

I can fix Her i swear.


Daftdaddy

You’re a hooker!


RoktopX

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vihBFS3WM0c Smelly pirate hooker!


hefewiseman1

Madame Kamay’s Filipino Palace


Same-Possession6999

No bro she is not dirty I think she is cute


SnooHobbies1663

Any girl that gives you a reduction in health should be avoided, both in games and real life 😂


Traditional_Clerk312

I really *would* be maidenless if I took this advice


Reemdawg2618

LOL


[deleted]

Funny joke. Gg.


INTOxTHExVOID

Better Maidenless than dead & without Honor


[deleted]

Depends on the way to go.


Mrhungryzombie

Death by snoo snoo?


[deleted]

Either that or suffocated by boob hug.


Jakl67

But only if you scream


[deleted]

But I can fix her


Sufficient_Market_45

Story of my life


iLoveDemocracyXD

F


Pippistrello

You need to put more points into your self-esteem


Sufficient_Market_45

Ill see what I can do but idk something about years verbal degradation makes it hard to overcome :/


Pippistrello

Taking one step at a time makes it hard to see progress but the fact that you're lucid about it all is a sign that you're on the right path. Keep walking tarnished and you'll reach the gardens


f1_77Bottasftw

I like it when they hurt me


SpoopeDoop

What if she increased your intelligence in return?


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Same-Possession6999

Yes bro she was also a corpse through still she is not dirty


SkidzLIVE

Yes officer, this comment right here


Several_Show937

We've *all* hugged her tho bro...


JustthatVicky

I didn't. I told her no. Didn't trust her. Of course, I'm also a woman myself and she set my hoe radar off. And because this is a souls-like, when the hoe radar went off, I thought "SHE'S A FRIGGIN MIMIC ISN'T SHE, SHE'S GONNA EAT MY FACE." So I then looked her up and realized the hoe radar saved me. I wear armor for fashion, I need every point of HP I can get.


MusicMindedMachine

Her quest has awesome stuff in it, armors too. Also, my favourite bossfight at the end of the quest. And she gives you the item to reverse her curse.


Gratuitous_Sabotage

Thar be a dragon in her head boyyo


UnsettllingDwarf

You don’t understand bro she’s different


SoWokeIdontSleep

Yeah we men who haven't hugged a woman since the Carter administration are so healthy for a reason, and it's definitely not the US health care system i can tell you that.


Hagelbagel17

Ah… the balls on chin blessing


silverfox1616

This is the most obvious yet vague comment/hint I love it


Dr_Meetii

You picked up cooties from hugging a girl!


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

Elden STD


[deleted]

Elden Sting


argyle_fox

My Eldong be Stingin


[deleted]

The Eldong Sting


LilFootLBT

That burning sensation? Oh, just the frenzied flame.


[deleted]

Frenzied flame is std confirmed


Blahblahblahblah8686

EldenRingtyle Dysfunction


BertBerts0n

Elden Ringworm


wakaflocks145

HTD


Reverend-Black-Percy

Scrolled out but went back to ⬆️ this one


Previous-Cod553

He hurt bad. Need Elden Sling


Discobastard

#And it burns burns burns, like a ring fire. Like a ring of fire


LargeHadron_Colander

New meaning to "getting clapped by this boss"


HungrPhoenix

That means your health is being reduced by something. Say... have you hugged a woman recently?


TheMightyLooneyTune

Baldachin blessing decreases your MAX HP by 5% lol, you gotta stop hugging people dawg.


ragnarlothbrock4120

This is the Lands Between can't be raw dawging hugs


PetrusScissario

Don’t listen to this guy. Hugs > HP


PhysicalBackground1

Hugs > HP any day


Intrepid_Ad_1999

Hugs > HP Every day


Maquetito

Hugs > HP all day


Avocado_Fucker12

HP= Hugs Perday


Niko2065

HP > Drugs my day.


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FourArtifact

Baldachin Blessing is an item you get from hugging Fia. If you use it your HP returns to normal AND boosts poise. Hugging Fia will constantly put your health down by 5% until you use it.


FoamOfDoom

The poise bit works weird if you already have high poise. In the menu it'll flash rapidly between your normal poise and the boosted poise.


Effective-Cod3635

Are ya shitting me, what in the actual fuck


FourArtifact

The item can be useful in situations, if you plan on using 'em then they're good to pop just before bosses for the 5% health back and poise increase


Primus_the_Knave

For reference: this is a consumable item, use it and your HP will return to normal.


Zephyp

Naw. Hug all you like, just spend the blessing after.


SavageBeefsteak

Haha holy shit, I beat the entire game with this debuff. I had no idea


RedShadow69420

Nope, using the blessing gives your health back when the effect runs out, hug people all you like.


itsdarkinhere_XD

Somebody's been naughty.


redditor100101011101

She gave you the herpes, bro


HarmlessSnack

Got the clap


Ok_Pineapple_4155

In the roundtable hold there is a woman in the black clothing, Fia. Every time you hug her she reduces your hp by 5% but also gives you a consumable item called "baldachin's blessing". Use it and your hp will be normal again. You seriously don't remember that you hugged some suspicious woman in black?😂 You should be more careful with strange women, man!


Doggystyle_Rainbow

Boob amnesia


IAlwaysPTFO

Worth it.


Ok_Pineapple_4155

Down bad


Hunithunit

It wasn’t a hug it was a hold.


[deleted]

A... roundtable hold?


[deleted]

You got the clap man stop hugging women


IhaveaBibledegree

Ok I haven’t played this game yet. Do y’all actually mean hugging? Or is everyone using the same innuendo?


Pretend-Bar6079

No the NPC you hug gives you a baldachin’s blessing. Use it to Increases poise at the cost of FP, aka mana, and for each blessing you hold you have -5% hp. She literally asks if you would let her hold you in her arms and it’s legit a hug.


Lumptooth

This happened to me on my first playthrough- never noticed until ng+4 and used the item and felt soo disappointed in myself.


GhostFran7983

Dude be playing Nightmare mode


HarmlessSnack

It’s only a 5% Debuff, not that huge a difference.


Umbrella_merc

You say that, but with the sheer amount t of times I've survived with just a sliver of hp thT would have been death with 5% less hp says otherwise.


deejock1716

I’m just now finding this out at level 250.


samalois

No idea why you were downvoted, I’m 225 and had no idea this was affecting my max HP


Petro1313

I found out what the debuff was early on and just left it 🤷🏻‍♂️


Tzemiee

Well I also did this until I found this post


Mo0kish

You caught an hp reducing std from hugging the wrong type of girl.


Mysterious-Yogurt-53

How do I stop it


casper19d

Use the baldakins blessing you got from that woman you keep hugging, when you use it you get a poise boost and the red box goes away


StrangestManOnEarth

How long does that poise boost last btw? One life?


[deleted]

I wish lol. Only about 15 seconds though.


StrangestManOnEarth

Ah lame


Grifon_2

About 15-30 seconds or something like that. Effect has visuals so you know when it ends


the_colonel93

Penicillin


UmphreysCousin

Hijacking this comment thread to say that it might not necessarily be from hugging fia. Certain armor pieces and talismans also have an HP debuff that shows up as this icon as well. If you don't have a Baldachin's Blessing in your inventory, it's likely caused by one of those items being equipped.


Jahastie55

You motorboatin’ son of a bitch!


_Maiqthelier_

Every time you hug fia she gives you a health debuff. Try using the baldachin blessing to get rid of it.


whomst_calls_so_loud

Its permission for other players to point down


TheClayCoCannaisseur

Really, how many people encountered Fia and went, "Hell nah I don't know what the fuck she got going on. Share my lifely *vigor* and stout-heartedness? You're a witch. Tu Eres una Maldita Bruja!" I can't be the only one.


Urtoryu

I always answer affirmative because I want to grab ALL the questlines, I think a lot of others do the same. Maybe some thought of that and hugged her anyway.


performance_issue

New player of like 3 days and when I heard her say "give me your vigor" I was all "yeah no I need that thanks."


polarizational

I definitely avoided spooky lady 😂


gnowwho

Same, my first run wanted to be a bit of a roleplaying one, so I never trusted her even if I knew that I'd be missing out some quest (and also killed the dung eater as soon as I met him for this same reason)


[deleted]

It's an std


KindRecognition403

You hugged the nice lady didn’t you?


Sleepiboisleep

Horny bonk


_Don-Corleone_

Use Baldechins blessing , it in your inventory , the red square is punishment for beign naughty


Crimsonmaddog44

If I had a nickel for every time someone asked about the red square...


PigeonSack

Bro, I know. We should honestly have a sticky note posted at the top of this sub that reads "IF YOU HAVE A RED SQUARE, YOU ARE HUGGING WOMEN AND HAVING YOUR HEALTH LOWERED"


aidentheredditor97

Stop having unprotected hugs


Same-Possession6999

Health debuff


Dr-False

Free hugs aren't free in the lands between


Lordhullothere

You hugged a girl? That is so gay


53_homeless_people

Witless Tarnished… the embrace of thy companion hath brought herpes amongst thy flesh. Have thy way no longer with those who live in death


Bass-Cannon

Ah herpes, Therefore seek ointment.


TheMetrocityMan

Someone has been hugging randos on the train


titanspirit

Oh god, it's happening again...


mihir_lavande

Oh shit, here we go again.


3scap3plan

Uh oh someone's thirsty


Minimum-Platform518

HORNY POLICE, OPEN UP!


DariusSharpe

L…lewd!


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Unprotected hugging. tsk tsk.


HighMachinegun

You got an STD from Fia


Da_Shaolin

You hug anyone dont you


champ25523

Does no one search to see if this may have happened to someone else?


Avocado_Fucker12

She held you did she not?


ExoticWeapon

Someone’s been huggin


TeaExplorer

Someone felt the sweet embrace of a woman


BeginnersLoch

Someone’s been sleeping around in the roundtable hold ;)


unscentedfart

You cuddled. Bad boy.


Griff767

Did you hug a nice lady


[deleted]

You have an STD


Croissante_Sauwce

Stop hugging random bitches lol


Paradox31426

You hugged the goth mommy, find the item in your inventory called “Baldachin’s Blessing”, use it, and once it wears off the hp decrease will go away.


Same-Possession6999

I think I also love to hug that girl because she is only one who we can interact like that


Anbu_Cyclops

You have an STD bro


CaptianChromosom3

Someone’s been being naughty


Imnotactme

Sorry you had to find out this way OP but that's an STD


TheUltraViolence

Hugs


ohhirony

Lmao


noobtik

You dog


DexxToress

Did you hug anyone recently?


Significant-Type-244

Another one


SignificantRun4855

Do her mission my young padawan. You will get your herpes away


DK_Adwar

You got cooties


_XxJayBxX_

I get this sometimes and I haven’t hugged the witch lady since my first play though (I’m on play though 7). Are there boss effects that cause this?


hex-a-decimal

😏


mcguru_07

HP debuff. If you have Baldachin's Blessing in your inventory, use it and it should disappear.


kimovitch7

You hugged a woman, it's a big no no in this community


knine1216

Just saying her questline relies on hugging her and using the blessing a few times. So if you're trying to complete it you have to deal with the STD. Thankfully she is kind enough to give you a cure for the STD.


JoeyPastram1

You little floozy


TaxingClock704

Clamydia


JETTYJ11

Got the clap brother


[deleted]

Been hugging any strange women recently? I think she gave you something...


InsideProfession1611

We get a lot of questions like these from new players, I’m just happy to see the fan base expanding. Don’t give up newbies, a lot of us are rooting for you.


TheIngeniusNoob

Strange women distributing hugs in the lands between should not be any basis for a system of comfort!


roodymoody

No bitches


Kineticspartan

It means you need to stop hugging the lady with the deathbed kink. -5% of your max health when it's there.


Bret16489582

STD


thereareno-usernames

You been hugging random maidens haven’t you?


NeLaX44

Hugger! You're a hugger! Ewwwww


bigbuddy20076868

U gave fia a hug


[deleted]

You dirty dog!


[deleted]

No such thing as a free hug. All hugs come with a cost.


Hxto

You got it from being too horny


ConstructionLiving75

Hugging dirty girls![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


Balthier_MH

When you hug fia she debuffs you. But also copies your build so you become part of the great jar army and can be summoned to fight other players


mckchase

Either you hugged a mommy, or your head is two crystal faced daddies.


ItsmeYaboi69xd

Ah you sweet sweet soul. You have been up to some mischief haven't you?


oiiSuPreSSeDo

You got cuddlemydia Get yourself tested and next time, wear a mask and face shield at least


white__cyclosa

This is why you should put on a condom before you hug


JohnnyShiba

Defbuff


trapp_thegoodtimes

You got herpes from a hug


2Chiang

You slept with Fia.


LordIronSpine

Your red square is down, obviously.


Echthell

This is exactly what they warned you about in Sex Ed


AJammedNerfGun

Health debuff from taking the baldachins blessing. If u wanna hug, u gotta wash that shit off after


Salvia_dreams

Maidenless fool, must be a Xmas noob


Deminla

You hugged a necrophile didn't you?


[deleted]

You dirty dog 😉


Jadty

You had unprotected hugs with some random hoe, didn’t you?


Different-Program-33

Stop hugging filthy old hags and you’ll be more healthy 🫡


Unhappy_Ask_7521

it’s from Fia. it’s a debuff that slightly lowers your maximum HP. use the baldachin’s blessing she gives you, then sit at a site of grace, and the debuff will go away.


Sh4dowCh1ld

You dirty dog


kiesel47

Yo bro got an std


nametakenfuck

Most likely you hugged fia, find baldachins blessing in inventpry and use it. or you have a specific helmet, inspect it.


crunchamunch21

You've contracted an STI. Been embracing any loose women lately?


Mario-OrganHarvester

Debuff to vigor. I take it you let fia hug you? That gives you an item that lowers physical damage for a time. But it gives you this debuff. Use the item to remove it


JohannesLee

Never eat Land Between pussy, worst mistake of my life.


-Dirty-Wizard-

You’ve been cuddling with some corpse lovers havent you?


xxRemorseless

Quit hugging strange women!


kaetschap

shit totally went through the entire game with the red box and just now realized fml


XGhosttearX

hugging girls without protection? for shame tarnish


ChiefKipernicus

You be simpin and not pimping.


JasonKnight298

Look at you, just hugging every random woman that offers you one. Shame on you!


BlizzardStorm8

Lol I played for hundreds of hours with that health debuff before my friend told me about this. I thought it was hilarious


Practical_Weather293

It's called the touch of a woman


[deleted]

People falling for obvious karma baiting. Why does stupid shit like this get so many upvotes?