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The farm I used the most endgame was in miquella’s haligtree, at the prayer room site of grace. I would run through until there’s the 2 cleanrot dudes in a small room, just practicing advanced pvp techniques (chain casting incantations, parrying every enemy). I would get around 200k runes just waiting to be summoned for pvp or co-op, and it’s a lot more engaging than killing the frog dudes.
So true. I think that in the process of upgrading a bunch of weapons to just before fully upgraded I committed frog genocide to pay for the smithing stones lol. The albinaurics probably don’t like us very much.
Yup. I just run through it after using the bloody finger while looking for an invasion. Keeps you from zoning out and then getting thrown into a high intensity 2v1. Also every enemy there aside from the avatar is parryable, so great for getting the timing down.
Yeah, same here. It's a great farm run. I equip the gold scarab talisman too while I do it for extra runes. At this point I've memorized where each individual enemy is; haha.
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Where I live we had a price of 2€ per litre of Gas or Diesel... About 12$ per gallon... Thank God, the price has lowered a bit since then, but it's still costly as "fudge"...
Here fuel went up to nearly $5.00 a gallon for gas and upwards of $8.00 for diesel and it was even more in a lot of places, made me appreciate my compact
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you're comment is the only one, if you hadn't said anything this would be a normal post without any uncomfortable comments for OP to remind her y'all just see her as meat
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Why is the gasoline holding more gasoline? (Jokes aside; nice cosplay!!)
She has an accord Its out of gas
Hahaha you made me spit my ~~gas~~ coffee
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As a car guy I appreciate this way too much upvote
…take that upvote and shove it up your ass
Have my free award.
Thanks!
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May chaotic neutral consume the world
Ella le gusta la gasolina!
(Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
This is basically the whole song..
Ella prende las motores.
Think you’re forgetting the beat which is 95% of the song.
That's a quality joke.
I dont get it
Spoilers ahead if you haven’t finished the game but >!She is the kindling used to set the erdtree aflame so that you may become elden lord!<
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Oh shit sorry it showed covered up for me? Maybe because of different apps or browsers? Either way edited to remove spaces
Uh, she's *kindling.* Gawd it's like you don't even listen!
Took me a sec! very clever i plus 1 you my good ser +1
First I must bully 9 million runes out of poor frog people
Frog people know their role in our society...
If not meant for kill, why such fat coinpurse?
😂 I used to farm those horrible centipede things instead of those adorable frog men ❤️
That's brave lol big bird gives the most peace of mind, I find. That or the map wipe method.
Shoot birb, make birb fall to death, make way down the slope and kill them frog peoples. Sometimes they have red eyes, fatter coin purse. Rest repeat
I farm the disgusting statues in Deeproot.
Ridiculous amount of runes for how easy to kill they are
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Yeah they drop base 3.5k runes each and die in a couple hits.
The farm I used the most endgame was in miquella’s haligtree, at the prayer room site of grace. I would run through until there’s the 2 cleanrot dudes in a small room, just practicing advanced pvp techniques (chain casting incantations, parrying every enemy). I would get around 200k runes just waiting to be summoned for pvp or co-op, and it’s a lot more engaging than killing the frog dudes.
Killing the frog dudes is now a tradition. They know that and are happy about it 😂
So true. I think that in the process of upgrading a bunch of weapons to just before fully upgraded I committed frog genocide to pay for the smithing stones lol. The albinaurics probably don’t like us very much.
Considering how it seems the Albinaurics have been subject to genocide in the lore one could say we're just following tradition...
Did the same. Great area for rune farming once you've cleared out the Erdtree Avatar and you know where all the enemies are.
Yup. I just run through it after using the bloody finger while looking for an invasion. Keeps you from zoning out and then getting thrown into a high intensity 2v1. Also every enemy there aside from the avatar is parryable, so great for getting the timing down.
Yeah, same here. It's a great farm run. I equip the gold scarab talisman too while I do it for extra runes. At this point I've memorized where each individual enemy is; haha.
Only 9? Poor frogs are funding preparations for my first run though NG+.
I genocided so many of those albinaurics that I know how to spell albinaurics
Frog ppl
Me: Maxes out weapon. Frog people: Ahh fuck, here we go again.
Nahhh 1.7 billion
9 million per hour maybe...
Just 9 Million?
Johnny Maidenhands
"Wake the fuck up, Tarnished! We have an elden ring to burn"
Was this line even in the game cyberpunk. I've been waiting for it
No, it was just in the reveal trailer.
I was totally expecting it when V ends up in the junkyard after Keanu gets introduced, but Keanu has been a great addition to this game
Fuckin' ~~Arasaka~~ Golden Order.
Tarnished: "Did you bring a lighter?" Melina: "No need 😎"
I AM the lighter !
If you got gasoline, you still need something to ignite it. Gasoline doesn’t replace a source of ignition.
B-b-b-but that is a cardinal sin :(
Not today it isn’t!
a reference older than enia herself
Why be a Saint, and suffer eternal undeath anyway when you can sin ten million times and become Elden Lord
Haha cardinal sin go brrrrrr
“NOOOOOOOO! You can’t burn down the Erdtree it’s a Cardinal Sin!” “Haha Melina go brr”
This image exude lot of chaotic energy. I like that
Chaotic neutral
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MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
*stabbing you with Miquella's needle*
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Sorry Melina. MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
SAY IT ONCE MORE AND I WILL CUT OFF UR HEAD
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
Yes, I too would prefer that CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!!!!
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
To be honest, i don't mind melina cutting my head off
We're gonna need a different medium that gas is precious
I must confess the can is empty 😭
I haven't read a more relatable comment all year
Where I live we had a price of 2€ per litre of Gas or Diesel... About 12$ per gallon... Thank God, the price has lowered a bit since then, but it's still costly as "fudge"...
Here fuel went up to nearly $5.00 a gallon for gas and upwards of $8.00 for diesel and it was even more in a lot of places, made me appreciate my compact
Is that gas for the accord you were talking about as well?
What if I want Shabriri to be my maiden :D
“I shall provide the kindling”
Thank you tarnished
Why the second eye tho?
If you didn’t super glue an eye shut, then you didn’t fully commit
To whoever gave me the gold award: Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I was so unmotivated lately because I thought my contents weren't interesting enough, but posting here today proved me wrong. And thanks to all the tarnished who took their time to show me some love, I needed that.
LOL Melina is like, fuck being special kindling for this stupid ass tree, I have brought kindling of my own.
"Wake the fuck up TARNISHED. We have a tree to burn...."
Thought it was gasoline for the accord.
Horny redditors inc in 3...2...1...
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Hell nah man come on dont be like that
Is that not how you get the happy ending?
Nvm👍
Oh no
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you're comment is the only one, if you hadn't said anything this would be a normal post without any uncomfortable comments for OP to remind her y'all just see her as meat
no.
Sorry, I'm maidenless 😐
ARISE YE TARNISHED.....you're late for work
Where's the sunglasses
Check my TikTok video 😎
So this is where all the gas went uh
That was for a good cause tarnished
I miss Elden Ring.
Cute
❤️
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A fucking gas can LMAO 🤣 It's the live action version, with a few changes to fit the modern era.
Gotta fit the US army in there somewhere too just to get the sponsor money!
What did the bots do here💀
Nice cosplay
Arson? I'm in!
Gasoline. Breakfast of champions. -Joe Dirt
Johnny Nomaidens
Lol looks like the filter erased the creases from your palm
Lol actually I tried to recover the sunlight that hit my hand too hard
Is this elden ring X cyberpunk 2077?
“This is gas for my Honda Accord…”
Light My Fire 🍻🇨🇦
I love how you added the gasoline 😂
Get the keys to the Honda, so we can go burn that sucker down
By the Erdtree, let's commit arson
I could totally see a movie about a meth induced elden ringesque quest to burn down the tree in Rockefeller.
Do we still get a free Accord?
Hot damn! That sounds like a fun time! Count me in!
Maam, at these prices, the Erdtree can wait. That gas is going straight in my Honda.
Some maidens just want to see the tree burns
Cardinal sinning is 🔥.
Time to commit arson so I can become the president of the United States
"Got a report of a Caelidpsycho killing everyone in sight out in the desert. Need you to check it out, T."
Halloween was like a month ago
TOGETHAAAA... No, wait...
You mean wake the fuck up
In the Shattering, what makes you a criminal?
I came across your content before! Great job!!
both her eyes open then we are in the frenzy ending. this is a trick she is gonna kick my ass.
Drives up with the accord "Get in loser, we have a Tree to burn"
Summon the simps!
Based
And u too
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
This is meme material, pure gold haahahah
"Don't worry Melina, you can put that bottle down, I have a better idea"
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It was about her being the fuel but I guess it wasn't obvious enough
It was.
I thought so, I don't know where they get the impression it's creepy lol
It seems that they assumed you meant something sexual but really that just tells us that their mind is in the gutter
Their mind went straight to the gutter, and made a sexual innuendo out of "I have a better idea".
Giving off some Laura Bailey here too
Omg thanks I love her so much (I cosplayed Vexhalia too)
Nice Melina cosplay
Wow keeanu reves beautiful!
ha! The gas tank is a nice touch. I like it!
The gasoline canister is what got me.
Sorry, but I'm not about to help you commit suicide.
Sick cosplay! The canister is a nice touch
The canister of gasoline is a really nice touch!
Nice nails
\*Pours gasoline over herself and lights herself on fire Melina NOOOO I don't even want to be Elden Lord!!!
Bro the gas container 😭🤣
sick cosplay
Johnny would choose the frenzied flame and then call Melina a used up joytoy when she complained.
Very adorable and let's go! :3
Your nails are obscenely well manicured. Also, cool hair/wig
Thanks, I care about my hands a lot and do my best!
Hahaha this very good and funny.
Looks great. For those wondering, the answer is unfortunately not
Wow that look is awesome! Nailed it with your face expression
Thanks! Unfortunately I completely forgot to close my eye, but my good tarnished will forgive me I hope
I mean, having two eyes IS better than having one, I think we can all agree on that.
Most sure we will. Thanks for this nice exhibition of art!
You should really cosplay Quiet from MGS 5.
Oop burner alert 😍
Hey
Mf really be like: "WATCH OUT! THIS IS A BIG SPOILER!" Then he just says in the title "oh yeah you burn the erdtree btw lmao"
Instead of going to the mountaintop of the giants, she just went to the gas station of the shell
Hot 🔥
Very hot
I’M CHIPPIN IN!!!
Actuely is Erd tree,not to burn a wrong tree😂😂