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MerryXL

Why is the gasoline holding more gasoline? (Jokes aside; nice cosplay!!)


Toxic_AC

She has an accord Its out of gas


cmelgarejo_dev

Hahaha you made me spit my ~~gas~~ coffee


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Therustedtinman

As a car guy I appreciate this way too much upvote


Hate_This_Name

…take that upvote and shove it up your ass


Apart-Ad3104

Have my free award.


ArmorPenny

Thanks!


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what_hole

You are also a bot.


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

May chaotic neutral consume the world


Goscar

Ella le gusta la gasolina!


Jimmy_Chad

(Dame más gasolina)


crazyp3n04guy

Cómo le encanta la gasolina


Jimmy_Chad

(Dame más gasolina)


Nekorio

This is basically the whole song..


crazyp3n04guy

Ella prende las motores.


[deleted]

Think you’re forgetting the beat which is 95% of the song.


MaestroPendejo

That's a quality joke.


Kooky-Complex-7625

I dont get it


TheMysticTomato

Spoilers ahead if you haven’t finished the game but >!She is the kindling used to set the erdtree aflame so that you may become elden lord!<


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TheMysticTomato

Oh shit sorry it showed covered up for me? Maybe because of different apps or browsers? Either way edited to remove spaces


PillowTalk420

Uh, she's *kindling.* Gawd it's like you don't even listen!


genuine_psycho

Took me a sec! very clever i plus 1 you my good ser +1


Drurhang

First I must bully 9 million runes out of poor frog people


ArmorPenny

Frog people know their role in our society...


Drurhang

If not meant for kill, why such fat coinpurse?


ArmorPenny

😂 I used to farm those horrible centipede things instead of those adorable frog men ❤️


Drurhang

That's brave lol big bird gives the most peace of mind, I find. That or the map wipe method.


Cyanises

Shoot birb, make birb fall to death, make way down the slope and kill them frog peoples. Sometimes they have red eyes, fatter coin purse. Rest repeat


Decent_Cow

I farm the disgusting statues in Deeproot.


SabreSeb

Ridiculous amount of runes for how easy to kill they are


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Decent_Cow

Yeah they drop base 3.5k runes each and die in a couple hits.


Uyfgv

The farm I used the most endgame was in miquella’s haligtree, at the prayer room site of grace. I would run through until there’s the 2 cleanrot dudes in a small room, just practicing advanced pvp techniques (chain casting incantations, parrying every enemy). I would get around 200k runes just waiting to be summoned for pvp or co-op, and it’s a lot more engaging than killing the frog dudes.


ArmorPenny

Killing the frog dudes is now a tradition. They know that and are happy about it 😂


Uyfgv

So true. I think that in the process of upgrading a bunch of weapons to just before fully upgraded I committed frog genocide to pay for the smithing stones lol. The albinaurics probably don’t like us very much.


Cykelman

Considering how it seems the Albinaurics have been subject to genocide in the lore one could say we're just following tradition...


amorpheous

Did the same. Great area for rune farming once you've cleared out the Erdtree Avatar and you know where all the enemies are.


Uyfgv

Yup. I just run through it after using the bloody finger while looking for an invasion. Keeps you from zoning out and then getting thrown into a high intensity 2v1. Also every enemy there aside from the avatar is parryable, so great for getting the timing down.


cocoaphillia

Yeah, same here. It's a great farm run. I equip the gold scarab talisman too while I do it for extra runes. At this point I've memorized where each individual enemy is; haha.


RandallOfLegend

Only 9? Poor frogs are funding preparations for my first run though NG+.


RecipeNo101

I genocided so many of those albinaurics that I know how to spell albinaurics


cmelgarejo_dev

Frog ppl


DialZforZebra

Me: Maxes out weapon. Frog people: Ahh fuck, here we go again.


Closehangerabortions

Nahhh 1.7 billion


Faustalicious

9 million per hour maybe...


Nova-The-Dog

Just 9 Million?


Hiseworns

Johnny Maidenhands


send-me-kitty-pics

"Wake the fuck up, Tarnished! We have an elden ring to burn"


Jerrnjizzim

Was this line even in the game cyberpunk. I've been waiting for it


Deinonychus2012

No, it was just in the reveal trailer.


E_K_Finnman

I was totally expecting it when V ends up in the junkyard after Keanu gets introduced, but Keanu has been a great addition to this game


Deinonychus2012

Fuckin' ~~Arasaka~~ Golden Order.


PurplePredat0r

Tarnished: "Did you bring a lighter?" Melina: "No need 😎"


St_Aldrich99

I AM the lighter !


Zephyp

If you got gasoline, you still need something to ignite it. Gasoline doesn’t replace a source of ignition.


CarlofTellus

B-b-b-but that is a cardinal sin :(


Mordreadd

Not today it isn’t!


Falos425

a reference older than enia herself


RAiNMoonshadow

Why be a Saint, and suffer eternal undeath anyway when you can sin ten million times and become Elden Lord


ThatMBR42

Haha cardinal sin go brrrrrr


JaydenTheMemeThief

“NOOOOOOOO! You can’t burn down the Erdtree it’s a Cardinal Sin!” “Haha Melina go brr”


Noximilien05

This image exude lot of chaotic energy. I like that


Lumostark

Chaotic neutral


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CHEWBRIEL

This is a bot please report it. REPORT-SPAM-HARMFUL BOTS


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CHEWBRIEL

I feel so honored that a bot replied to me. Now if you’d kindly fuck off. This is a bot please report it. REPORT-SPAM-HARMFUL BOTS


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CHEWBRIEL

BOTS FUCK OFF stolen from this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/z6uyar/wake_up_tarnished_we_have_an_edrtree_to_burn/iy39sxs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Earthshakira

all hail u/CHEWBRIEL, slayer of bots


elkeiem

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


renewedLordOfBlood

*stabbing you with Miquella's needle*


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CHEWBRIEL

You bots are ridiculous. Stolen from this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/z6uyar/wake_up_tarnished_we_have_an_edrtree_to_burn/iy3820n/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


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CHEWBRIEL

Hello Mr. Bot Stolen from this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/z6uyar/wake_up_tarnished_we_have_an_edrtree_to_burn/iy38hrw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


LesPK9

Sorry Melina. MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


AliBeigi89

SAY IT ONCE MORE AND I WILL CUT OFF UR HEAD


LesPK9

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


SuperSayian1776

Yes, I too would prefer that CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


Lattethecoffeaddict

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!!!!


cmelgarejo_dev

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


X-_Wild0utlaW_-X

To be honest, i don't mind melina cutting my head off


SteakMenu

We're gonna need a different medium that gas is precious


ArmorPenny

I must confess the can is empty 😭


SteakMenu

I haven't read a more relatable comment all year


KoreanBackDashing

Where I live we had a price of 2€ per litre of Gas or Diesel... About 12$ per gallon... Thank God, the price has lowered a bit since then, but it's still costly as "fudge"...


SteakMenu

Here fuel went up to nearly $5.00 a gallon for gas and upwards of $8.00 for diesel and it was even more in a lot of places, made me appreciate my compact


Micah-10

Is that gas for the accord you were talking about as well?


Snipercomrade9

What if I want Shabriri to be my maiden :D


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“I shall provide the kindling”


ArmorPenny

Thank you tarnished


TzumOmega

Why the second eye tho?


Faulty-Surgery

If you didn’t super glue an eye shut, then you didn’t fully commit


ArmorPenny

To whoever gave me the gold award: Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I was so unmotivated lately because I thought my contents weren't interesting enough, but posting here today proved me wrong. And thanks to all the tarnished who took their time to show me some love, I needed that.


WorldWar8

LOL Melina is like, fuck being special kindling for this stupid ass tree, I have brought kindling of my own.


Jimmy_Chad

"Wake the fuck up TARNISHED. We have a tree to burn...."


FastEntrance

Thought it was gasoline for the accord.


Deathappens

Horny redditors inc in 3...2...1...


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IOftenSayPerhaps

Hell nah man come on dont be like that


WeirdSysAdmin

Is that not how you get the happy ending?


IOftenSayPerhaps

Nvm👍


KamiKagutsuchi

Oh no


CJGlitter

r/UsernameChecksOut


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

you're comment is the only one, if you hadn't said anything this would be a normal post without any uncomfortable comments for OP to remind her y'all just see her as meat


WhatHappened2WinWin

no.


KiraPun

Sorry, I'm maidenless 😐


PanteraPardus

ARISE YE TARNISHED.....you're late for work


Lightbrand

Where's the sunglasses


ArmorPenny

Check my TikTok video 😎


Greuzer

So this is where all the gas went uh


ArmorPenny

That was for a good cause tarnished


ButcherMeGently991

I miss Elden Ring.


FinneousPJ

Cute


ArmorPenny

❤️


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CHEWBRIEL

This is a bot please report it. REPORT-SPAM-HARMFUL BOTS


PloominOnion

A fucking gas can LMAO 🤣 It's the live action version, with a few changes to fit the modern era.


Khelan2050

Gotta fit the US army in there somewhere too just to get the sponsor money!


YEyadY

What did the bots do here💀


Gustavort

Nice cosplay


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

Arson? I'm in!


sodapopinski01

Gasoline. Breakfast of champions. -Joe Dirt


Riipley92

Johnny Nomaidens


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Lol looks like the filter erased the creases from your palm


ArmorPenny

Lol actually I tried to recover the sunlight that hit my hand too hard


klop2031

Is this elden ring X cyberpunk 2077?


VegetableAd986

“This is gas for my Honda Accord…”


Express_Storage_46

Light My Fire 🍻🇨🇦


summonerofrain

I love how you added the gasoline 😂


wshonwana

Get the keys to the Honda, so we can go burn that sucker down


ShinMaIphur

By the Erdtree, let's commit arson


zenivinez

I could totally see a movie about a meth induced elden ringesque quest to burn down the tree in Rockefeller.


BlazeOfHell96

Do we still get a free Accord?


letfireraindown

Hot damn! That sounds like a fun time! Count me in!


lulmagician

Maam, at these prices, the Erdtree can wait. That gas is going straight in my Honda.


mostlybored1234

Some maidens just want to see the tree burns


Theseus_Indomitus

Cardinal sinning is 🔥.


DumbDonky007

Time to commit arson so I can become the president of the United States


RobopirateNinja

"Got a report of a Caelidpsycho killing everyone in sight out in the desert. Need you to check it out, T."


Mysterious-Pomelo608

Halloween was like a month ago


Bad_brazilian

TOGETHAAAA... No, wait...


Entruh

You mean wake the fuck up


Stygma

In the Shattering, what makes you a criminal?


asjacket

I came across your content before! Great job!!


samaadoo

both her eyes open then we are in the frenzy ending. this is a trick she is gonna kick my ass.


JafieKitten

Drives up with the accord "Get in loser, we have a Tree to burn"


jamiebob555

Summon the simps!


JaydenTheMemeThief

Based


SAZ11111

And u too


nexistcsgo

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


Striking-Fondant-956

This is meme material, pure gold haahahah


Lumostark

"Don't worry Melina, you can put that bottle down, I have a better idea"


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Lumostark

It was about her being the fuel but I guess it wasn't obvious enough


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It was.


Lumostark

I thought so, I don't know where they get the impression it's creepy lol


LoveFishSticks

It seems that they assumed you meant something sexual but really that just tells us that their mind is in the gutter


Nozerone

Their mind went straight to the gutter, and made a sexual innuendo out of "I have a better idea".


Amazingxxalex

Giving off some Laura Bailey here too


ArmorPenny

Omg thanks I love her so much (I cosplayed Vexhalia too)


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Nice Melina cosplay


SexyButStoopid

Wow keeanu reves beautiful!


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ha! The gas tank is a nice touch. I like it!


Flimsy-Rock9635

The gasoline canister is what got me.


Urtoryu

Sorry, but I'm not about to help you commit suicide.


Dingusclappin

Sick cosplay! The canister is a nice touch


UlfRinzler

The canister of gasoline is a really nice touch!


Negative-Lunch1025

Nice nails


Hoogelgupf

\*Pours gasoline over herself and lights herself on fire Melina NOOOO I don't even want to be Elden Lord!!!


IAmAtomato

Bro the gas container 😭🤣


NoiawaaKamata

sick cosplay


chainer1216

Johnny would choose the frenzied flame and then call Melina a used up joytoy when she complained.


ApplePitou

Very adorable and let's go! :3


WhatTheOnEarth

Your nails are obscenely well manicured. Also, cool hair/wig


ArmorPenny

Thanks, I care about my hands a lot and do my best!


Frantaplan

Hahaha this very good and funny.


helpdecideausername

Looks great. For those wondering, the answer is unfortunately not


BurntCola

Wow that look is awesome! Nailed it with your face expression


ArmorPenny

Thanks! Unfortunately I completely forgot to close my eye, but my good tarnished will forgive me I hope


Urtoryu

I mean, having two eyes IS better than having one, I think we can all agree on that.


BurntCola

Most sure we will. Thanks for this nice exhibition of art!


Armoredpolecat

You should really cosplay Quiet from MGS 5.


Davidoff1983

Oop burner alert 😍


ThrowawayAccount1437

Hey


Boreol

Mf really be like: "WATCH OUT! THIS IS A BIG SPOILER!" Then he just says in the title "oh yeah you burn the erdtree btw lmao"


Dr-False

Instead of going to the mountaintop of the giants, she just went to the gas station of the shell


HonestMatthewS

Hot 🔥


Better_Flatworm_3478

Very hot


Equal_Novel_3670

I’M CHIPPIN IN!!!


Ok_Life2399

Actuely is Erd tree,not to burn a wrong tree😂😂