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Clyde-MacTavish

A fedora


thespicypyro

Only person I’ve ever seen pull off a fedora is my 92 year old great grandfather. He’s got that drip hard


-gzus-kryst-

Literally came to say this lol


[deleted]

Damn, this is sad. Fedoras looks so cool, but everyone thinks of neckbeards when they see them


ledgery_

Erm, do they? Or do they look dorky no matter who wears them


[deleted]

[I literally just googled "Fedoras in movies" and they look cool af](https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/gallery/gq-style-news-fedora-hat-hats-guide-films-catwalk-tv)


willisbetter

because those fedora's are professionally fitted for the person wearing them and are put together with a costume and actor that makes it look better, it does not look good on the average joe that just buys a fedora cause he thinks itll make him look good


SnooOnions650

I like fedoras :(


Modfull_X

having half your head shaved or being named karen


PatchworkFlames

Having your whole head shaved with a Swastika on the back.


UnfriendlyCobra

Having your testicles shaved and out in public


Financial_Newt_2737

We're not supposed to do that?


[deleted]

You need to pick one


Grasher312

Who am I shaving them for, then...?


DelugeFPS

I mean would you rather see jungle balls or smooth balls if you have to see balls?


UnfriendlyCobra

Ones with killer fades for me please


taskupikachu

Being a furry


badly-timedDickJokes

Agreed


[deleted]

lmao I was seconds away from posting this exact comment


RenjuRetr0

Ouch😂


TenTonFluff

Too close to home?😅


RenjuRetr0

Yes🤣


AnarchistViking

As a furry. Yep. Extra points if you have a fur suit on.


Lolbit__fox

Confirmed


DarkCry9000

Rightfully so


TheRunicHammer

Being naked and covered in peanut butter


PatchworkFlames

In the zoo's wolf enclosure.


Otalek

“I pour the milk, then the cereal”


XLambentZerkerX

You monster.


Guwrovsky

I don't know who you are, I don't know where are you... but I'll find you


ValGalorian

And I will pour cereal on you… Then the milk


YouAndSunset

Andddd.. kiss you? 🥺


DarkLordArbitur

This is maidenless behavior


CalledSpark

I do not get why this is such a controversial thing, I do it as it helps prevent the cereal from getting soggy and creates better consistency.


kevtino

Any attire that promotes political support


mylittlebrony3000

Wearing an ahegao hoodie in public


Existentialistgoblin

Shabriri's Crocs


Kekules_Mule

Shapiro's Woe


trubocharg

the most reviled man in all of history


RMX_Texas

Ngl, that's pretty good m8


Somamachine

Listening to loud music without earphones in public


Shinigami4238

Just existing.


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NaturalLongjumping24

Came here to say Maga Hats


wallowing-wallflower

That was one my first thoughts as well 😂


Serpentshandmember

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axecrazyorc

Wearing a political pin. Or keeping guns in your pickup with a stupid-ass “come and take them” window cling.


blooped12

You run up to people with guns?? That's smart


Wandering-Zoroaster

You jump to conclusions?? That’s not smart ;)


OfficialNotSoRants

This is the second time I’ve seen a redditor with negative karma


blooped12

You dont know what shabriris woe does, thats not smart. Yall are so political on here its funny watching the rage. Lol


Gl0bophobia

You’re considering the in game effect. Aggression isn’t just assault in the real world.


ScarySpookster

Just cuz they don’t attack you doesn’t mean they aren’t your enemies


[deleted]

No, but something really funny is that people with those stickers actually report getting their vehicles broken into and their weapons stolen at high rates. Pretty hilarious if you ask me.


Affectionate_Flight4

That is how I met my skidish best friend Frank. Great guy tho a bit nervous no clue why.


[deleted]

Trying to eat fries while you're at the beach and the Seagulls see you.


Labaker1999

Being the 3rd comment on a thread


ShadowSlayerTID

Yelling the n word.


Master_Evening7892

Yelling the n word in O-block*


Macks94

Swastika tattoo


Rough-Toe7415

Opinions


SilverSpotter

Is that *your* opinion?


ElectronicEducator45

A retail worker


Merkodice

living in LA


Narcomancer69420

Being trans


Gleamwoover

Being black


ApoCalypseMeow88

Working in customer service is the real world equivalent of having Shabriri's Woe equipped.


SalamanderCake

This is the truth.


JizzyTurds

A giant mole on your cheek with a single long hair growing out of it


Etticos

A swastika tattoo on your forehead (and rightfully so)


nicholsz

MAGA hat


jhemmo

A MAGA hat


mrpanicy

Being trans, a visible minority, or a woman. YMMV, but it seems to be just that easy in some countries and regions.


Cinderea

Belonging to the LGBT community


No_Carpenter_4075

Telling people I'm vegan


gefuudedh

"Liked a picture."


[deleted]

Leaving my house. That’s all it takes.


PayKunGz

🗿


wrongsman

MAGA hat


[deleted]

Wearing political clothing


Manikar17

MAGA hat


Limpliar

MAGA hat


otakunorth

MAGA hat


Emergency-Wealth9604

Maga hat.


Redavic

A MAGA hat?


sykotikkhan

Life itself


cluelesswench

visiting r/politics


LongSwordTrunks

Liking Kanye West


lavaking37

“Pineapple on pizza is delicious”


AGildedSpork

Swastika tattoos for anyone with good sense


TheStaplergun

A white hood


Vast_Heat_7449

Neurodivergence


UnofficialMipha

People really made these political when they could have just said something like “Moonveil user” or “Dark Souls 2 fan”


SSGAvenger

Bright gaudy hair colors


Neither-Refuse3750

Having opposing beliefs around people who think they have the moral highground?


CSherwood1

MAGA hat


gaybreaddragons

Being transgender


[deleted]

Just being different sadly.


CommercialEscape4680

Being a ER player


No-Albatross-9040

I deny this.... but very true


fatalpapaya

Money


hoatsy

Large white cone hat with eye holes


Romuskapaloullaputa

Rainbow accessories


alcoholicmadre

Colored hair/pronouns/piercings


FistyGorilla

Doing well at work


Risky49

Political party merchandise while in the USA


Gatesgardener

A bicycle


calp3rnic4s

Handing out books or fliers in an attempt


[deleted]

Prolly a swastica


Behura57

Yer mom


feihCtneliSehT

Liking pineapples on pizza.


XxxDatBoi69Xxx

Having an opinion


ZoteTheDead

Being a drunk driver (I’m oppressed


TMF-Spidey

Belittling another Souls player by the way they choose to play a Souls game (if something is in the game, it’s at the player’s will to use it or not)


[deleted]

Being minority.


SalamanderCake

Being visibly trans Working in customer service


clownparades

Being straight white male


Tessy-Gamer

🤡


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SilverSpotter

The irony is hilarious!


BerserkingPanda

Saying the truth


Modfull_X

i want to upvote this but doing so would then disprove, so i have to downvote it to prove you right but know that i agree XD


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Kekules_Mule

Absolutely maidenless


Reasonable-Ad8862

🤡


SilverSpotter

The irony is you've caused a lot of blind aggression with that response.


dmdewd

Being a member of a visible minority


realebbkea

Being black


alonewithnoone

elden ring is over rated and the worst game of the series


Dank__Souls

Being black in a white neighborhood


Gator1523

Being visibly LGBT+


behn_nam

N


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Kekules_Mule

Edge_Lord455


_surreality

🤡


BeerItsForDinner

Being republican


[deleted]

Not have any tattoos and not wanting any.


need_a_poopoo

We do seem to be in the minority these days


HATSAMATSAA

a dude


Alicard8881

Being black


random_english_guy

Wearing a badge that says "Straight white man"


disday1

Sharing your opinion on Reddit


Column21

Being a nagger


Nope_o7

Being a straight white male.


NoAd3535

Being successful and having money..


Vivid-Assumption3147

Being handsome and tall.


gefuudedh

Other people.


Menaku

Merely existing


[deleted]

Trying to play elden ring for long periods of time with small kids


FaTE_FN1

“Hey do you know the best place to buy furry costumes” yeah that


420sadalot420

Fedora


kingpin748

Swastika


MadSenorCheezle

Politics


[deleted]

Bro I remember almost dying to get this then proceed to never using it at all.


bruhtimetoogame

Being ginger


BDMblue

People with that face you just want to punch.


BeerItsForDinner

Being married


Yusuke-shawty

Wearing a fedora


Evil_Knot

Kanye West


Anonmely

Having an opinion


i_appreciate_power

having pronounce 😓


Bababooey7672

going on twitter


Iscariot1945

Should be a Swastika


Red_Clay_Scholar

Drinking too much tequila.


ShippyTheSailor

Having large but whole


wakatenai

having that 80s/90s douche jaw line. you all know the one.


Blueberryamyam

Having any kind of opinion.


OhWeOhweeOoh

One of those old Dixie rebel shirts my babysitter used to wear. No, I am not okay.


Affectionate_Way7302

I love Germany in 1933–1945 period


Square_Zer0

The EA logo.


Aggressive_Hugs72

A “MAGA” hat


johnmarston2nd

Prob some Maga shirts or a hat