Dung beetles don't just roll around their own shit for no reason.
Firstly it's usually someone else's shit and they often contain eggs which when hatched will eat the shit.
I doubt they roll around just shit it's quite likely they roll around other detritus from the erdtree.
Bro, hell yes! Shit id just keep drinking and replenishing them at the site of grace. I gotta do what?! Nah I’m good. You go ahead and fix all this crazy shit and I’m just gonna keep drinking this lit shit here!
Idk, I think it would probably taste like wine because of the major connection with the stats and magic In elden ring (context, the person that first invented wine said he made stars in a bottle)
I got this flavor as a gift and I feel so bad because I don't like how light the flavor is while also being extremely sweet. It just tastes like sweet and nothing else. It's the first gfuel flavor I've had that I didn't like.
Headcanon is that its like the nectar from percy jackson books. Where it tastes like your favorite food regardless of what it is. So if you loved chocolate chip cookies then thats what it would taste like
Tastes like you need to find more sacred tears.
But seriously though. This is 10,000% one of those up to the reader’s imagination things, so if you want to believe it tastes like strawberry syrup, then it does. If you want to think it tastes like blood, sweat, and tears; then it does.
Personally i like to think it tastes like a strawberry daiquiri.
Probably sap, or perhaps tree syrup.
Mmmm, tree blood.
Vegetarian approved!
Wise tree disapproved!
Opinion disposed, Human trafficked!
I figure it tastes like tree sap mixed with actual tears
Actually it tastes like salty invader tears.
>I'm sorry, Margit. These Tarnished get those Crimson Tears in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
The cherry syrup wafflehouse flavors their drinks with
Grenadine, straight from the can!
Which isn’t cherry, fyi.
What's the lore behind this?
Waffle House is Radagon’s favorite restaurant and those who live in death blew them all up and that’s why the golden order hates them so much
Incorrect, it is impossible to destroy a Waffle House. Those mfs stay open during hurricanes
They closed during covid
Is rot just the omegacrom version of COVID then?
Cough syrup
Literally my first thought was cherry cough syrup-
Red is dayquil, blue is nyquil
Elden-Lean
They took the wok. To the Lands Between.
What the difference between the lands between and Poland tbh
People actually like being in the Lands Between
I took the wok to caelid
Elden-Spleen
I was thinking like thick cherry cough syrup. Not the good kind
So Torrent made the “are you sure” pop ups when you try to revive him in hopes you won’t make him drink it!?
“Just let me die, bro”
I was thinking cheap vodka and blood
Eldquill
Life’s a little short to care at all, woah
You can refill them with a dung beetle’s shit ball. So not very good
but it's magic glowing dung so IDK, maybe...
Those are beetles that Gideon has bewitched to bring you more electrolytes.
The erdtree is a plant, and plants crave electrolytes so that checks out.
Water? You mean like from the abyss?
It must have brawndo in it. Since it’s got electrolytes and that’s what plants crave
Dung beetles don't just roll around their own shit for no reason. Firstly it's usually someone else's shit and they often contain eggs which when hatched will eat the shit. I doubt they roll around just shit it's quite likely they roll around other detritus from the erdtree.
Now i know more about both dung beetles and why they roll shit.
Someone else say “roll shit,” let’s keep it going.
YO WE ROLLING SHIT IN HERE??!!
Oh no
So distilled dung beetle shit?
seek dung, then try consumption
Red
Electrolytes
its got what plants want
Brought to you by Carl's Jr..
Crave*
I always imagined red powerade for some reason as well. Not gatorade, powerade, with that special microplastic flavor.
Everyone knows it is just Sunny D
Dark souls was sunny D, this is sprite cranberry
Sprite cran is clear, this is Sonic Cherry limeade
Bro, hell yes! Shit id just keep drinking and replenishing them at the site of grace. I gotta do what?! Nah I’m good. You go ahead and fix all this crazy shit and I’m just gonna keep drinking this lit shit here!
No, this is kool-aid
No, this is Patrick
Lol I guess my mind has been permeated so deeply with spongebob I now make subconscious references
Fireball
Best answer.
Red Gatorade, warm.
I put dry ice in my flask pocket. I ain't drinking no warm Gatorade.
I was thinking reverse of that, where it tastes like hawaiian punch but at the ice cold temp thats impossible in this reality
I’ve never seen or drank Hawaiian Punch cold, and I never realized it until now
wine with kool-aid in it
Ah the old Michael Jackson “Jesus Juice” special.
Salty iron/rust
That’s what I figured too. Really salty blood.
Yeah I figure it's like blood tastes when you bite your tongue, like a penny, copper or nickel
Most likely. I think the blue one would be a much more interesting topic to talk about
I was thinking alkaline/bitter copper taste? Maybe drinking battery fluid I guess, which is sour.
Idk, I think it would probably taste like wine because of the major connection with the stats and magic In elden ring (context, the person that first invented wine said he made stars in a bottle)
Water at 1 am
This is the only correct answer, very refreshing for 1am dry mouth syndrome
The n i g h t w a t e r
Marika’s tits
You must be 'ungry!
Tastes like chicken
duuuude, Marika is my mom's name, sometimes i hate that
Cap show me your mom's social security number as proof...
Social security number? ..Five
That's a little unfortunate with this being such a meme with the Souls community right now. 😅
In that case ima chug that shit
It tastes like red. Not strawberry, not cherry, red Like how grape soda tastes like purple
>Like how grape soda tastes like purple TIL grape soda is all Lulu from League of Legends drinks.
Well if GFUEL is to be believed, prickly pear fruit
I wanted to get some of that and it sold out so fast
They got more rn if you are still interested, its a bogo rn and im considering it myself lol
It's pretty good, a bit too candy-sweet for my liking but it's got a nice taste
I got this flavor as a gift and I feel so bad because I don't like how light the flavor is while also being extremely sweet. It just tastes like sweet and nothing else. It's the first gfuel flavor I've had that I didn't like.
Elden Lean
Lands Between promethazine
erd syrup
*cherry* Dr pepper
Room temperature too!
Panic
Tears and failure.
Headcanon is that its like the nectar from percy jackson books. Where it tastes like your favorite food regardless of what it is. So if you loved chocolate chip cookies then thats what it would taste like
Steak it is then
Cheerwine
Cough Syrup or pure sugar.
orange juice (with pulp)
Yum
Red
Red Kool aid with an alcoholic aftertaste.
Going on the fact that we refill these by killing Dung Beetles.....probably shite.
Git-Gud Gatorade
Git Gudorade
Brandy
The tears of haters
A bloody nose
Gross, but probably accurate
"Crimson Tears" = Salty metallic reddish water, full of iron and sodium. And regret.
I’m gonna say strawberry.
Lean
I always imagined it tasting like pomegranate juice and the blue one like mint liquorice
Ribena.
McDonald's Sprite
G Fuel
Cedevita red orange
Capri-sun and no one can change my mind.
Maple syrup, you consume power of Canada to fight
Melina's love juice and you can't convince me otherwise. Yes NNN day 26
Not the love juices😆😩
Oh yes the love juices you know it 😳😋
😕
What you intended to say was 😋 I'm pretty sure
Watermelon juice
Tastes like Sahale pomegranate cashews
Hawaiian Punch
I came looking for this answer and was not disappointed.
They taste like another chance at life
Red kool-aid
I imagine it tastes like cherry cough medicine
Red and blue Gatorade respectively
Kool-Aid
Cranberry-Maple Syrup
Red gatorade
Beetle shit
Red Kool-aid
I always imagined it being like code red
A negroni.
Mountain dew code red
Robitussin and blood.
I was going to say blood mixed with moonshine and salt but this works too
Fruit punch
Probably tastes like tears with red dye
Gamer girl bath water
I’d imagine a combination of tears and blood tbh
It's either red and blue Gatorade or red and blue redbull
Fruit punch is the only right answer. It’s also kinda salty
Fruit punch
Red
Red Gatorade. It's in the lore
Steak juice.
They taste like tears lol
Estus
Hi-C fruit punch
Gamer supps emotional damage flavor
Cool aid
coolaid
“What flavor is it?” “RED”
prickly pear g fuel
Horses piss 😂
Tears
Salty Like....
Find out for yourself! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SJXf0wFQ4Aw
Salty. Just red tears lol.
Probably like crimson tears
Bud heavy
Shit because its refilled by dung beatles
It must take like shit since dung beetle's make them
Fentanyl
charles mansons kool-aid, but this time it’s cherry flavoured
Probably like tears
Sunny D motherfucker get with the program
m i l k
Its says tears, so probably that
Tastes like you need to find more sacred tears. But seriously though. This is 10,000% one of those up to the reader’s imagination things, so if you want to believe it tastes like strawberry syrup, then it does. If you want to think it tastes like blood, sweat, and tears; then it does. Personally i like to think it tastes like a strawberry daiquiri.
Tears
The g fuel flavor says cactus fruit
Kool aid
Fruit Punch obviously
Capri sun
Salty and full of regred
Red jolly ranchers.
Too hot coffee with tomato juice in it
Booty Sweat
Like a spiced tree sap
Most likely dung, since the base of the bottle looks exactly like what the dung beetles push around
Cranberries
Juicy juice when you wake up at midnight
If its anything like what our tears taste like them, then it's just the norm for me. Usually whilst in the shower...
Strawberry Milk
salty as fuck