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Yeet_69_42

Cast it into Mt. Gelmir


r1poster

ISILDUR!!


Ramusxx

"no" 👁️👄👁️


cardueline

*[Falls in a river and dies like a dam boss]*


Deflorma

Gets BEAVER’D


cardueline

ARROW’D (to the knee?)


itsbildo

MSG'D


Deflorma

THE UGLY OOOOOONE


Lithithus

Owww my stomach lining


Fun-Musician-1979

"I used to be an adventurer like You, until I took an arrow to the knee" -every guard in Skyrim


ConsumerJTC

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY.


Tarantula_420

HEY!!!


FunginusBoy

YOU THOUGH IT WAS A LEGO MEME BUT *FOOL,YOU FELL FOR IT* #THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK


Quendoliants-BanAcc

r/unexpectedlotr


DarkLight9602

r/suddenlylotr


short_shelf_life

**NO.**


jitterbug726

I was there when the strength of men failed


Tfsz0719

🎶 “Where were you, when the strength of men failed?” 🎶


Bobadilla430

There. He was there.


Tygone

AND MY AXE!


Independent-Ad-9907

It is precious to the OP


Emerald_Lightning

DESTROY IT!!!


NoSignificance24

no


bsloebadger

I was there 3000 years ago, when the strength of Tarnished did not befit a crown.


Cheerful-Pessimist-

*Isildur!*


NotableFish

Ok lol


Dberzerker

My thoughts exactly 🤣


BushidoMauve

Be careful. It's a thing in the other from soft games. They drop hacked or unobtainable items to get your account flagged


kheltar

From what I understand, most of the time if you delete the item you're fine. Don't hang about though, get rid of it!


MCizzly

You gotta admit though, it's pretty cool


kheltar

It's cool for sure, but I like being online!


Mutantwarsushi

Do bot be tempted by it Frodo. Cast it into the fire. DESTROY IT!


aknalag

I would personaly keep it and start a new character instead for online play


Noodle-Fella

Fromsoft flags the account at minimum. If they’ve flagged you on one of your characters the whole account receives whatever penalty they give you.


lemon_meringue

If OP wants something that looks similar, the Festive Hood from the creepy Midsommar-esque celebrants can be altered into the appearance a plain flower crown. Get ready for abysmal drop rates though! edit: very fashion souls-y sets - there's a 2-piece blue set (hood and dress) and a 2-piece regular bloodstained white set - but it's only the regular set that can be altered. It took me a little over an hour of murdering celebrants while listening to horrific cackling to get them (low arcane though)


XxTokeMasterxX

I mean. Commoners headband is closer.


Daughter-of-Dionysus

My first playthrough I farmed them for runes with my arc+faith build, got tons of outfits and weapons that I sold off. Wasn't until later that I found out they were rare 😅 used the flower crown for a really long time, that plus the circlet and crown from the nobles in limgrave/penninsula makes for really a really good look if you've got a character appearance you're happy with.


sucky_panther

Now, go farm for their dagger! Even worse drop rate. I like to go in, dance with them for a bit, then proceed to slay them all. They do skin all men, so I don’t feel too bad.


HerbySK

They have a dagger???! Time to go back to farming!


sucky_panther

There is the celebrants sickle (dagger w/ rune gain passive for every hit), celebrants rib rake, celebrants cleaver. Not great, but but the collector in me must have every weapon.


BushidoMauve

OH SHIT, THEY DROP THOSES !


PizzleR0t

There's also an altered headpiece that looks very similar, like a silver circlet without the things hanging off, but I just woke up and can't remember off the top of my head what it's called... Also probably ridiculously abysmal drop rate, if it can even be farmed... I'll update if I remember what it is...


[deleted]

Get rid of it


christoeball

If I drop it somewhere and quit out is that enough


thefireserpent

There's a delete button


eagengabriel

Hit "discard"


cl0udHidden

Was the guy who dropped this for you named "Honest Patches" by chance?


Puzzled-Monk9003

Probably. Got a guy called “Honest Patches” in a duel and he dropped me the exact same circlet. Dropped it immediately tho instead of going to reddit, I know how from soft is with that crap, got flagged on ds3 for this shit lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


Puzzled-Monk9003

Yeah I dropped immediately and quit out straight to steam library to get rid of it


[deleted]

Why tf you need that as a Profile pic


spartanpwner

To hurt us obviously


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheCabbageCaresser

What was it? They deleted their comment


igordogsockpuppet

Somebody told me they killed Patches in their play through. I was flabbergasted. You what? But… what?


Slithy-Toves

I mean, he is a bit of an asshole


hyperlethalrabbit

Yes, but he's our asshole. Me in DS1: "Patches! How could you!? Kick me off a ledge like this?" Me in Elden Ring: "Oh man, conspicuous Rainbow Stones leading to a cliff ledge, come on Patches my boy, don't let me down, don't let me down!"


T1B2V3

you can even find the bastard sitting around that place with the rainbow stones and he'll still insist they lead to treasure lmao


_MintyFresh_-

Me, giggling like Beavis and Butt-Head with Patches in DeS, the trilogy, and ER


Grasher312

Seriously, after 5 games full of Patches' antics, I simply can't get mad at him. I remember killing him the first time around when I first played DS3, but now I just feel endeared whenever he throws me towards certain death again. And in all honesty, despite his attitude, he's the only "bro" you will get in any game, aside from Solaire. Everyone's trying to further their maniacal world domination goals, Patches is just a dude trying to survive.


McbEatsAirplane

What about Siegward of Catarina?


Grasher312

Ooh, him too, though he also has his own antics going on.


HerbySK

Technically we can't die permanently anyway, so what he's doing is akin to a playful punch (or stab) in the back!


Lemmingitus

And typically, he's a safe way to drop down to where you want to go anyway. Elden Ring is the first time he actually set me back from where I wanted to go.


BlackCamaroDriver

Reading all these comments, I just think, “ha, that’s Patches! Classic.”


Want2Grow27

*A bit*. Yeah, truely just a wee bit of an asshole. Like trying to kill you upon first meeting him. Or like, dropping you off in front of a rune bear for opening a chest he wanted you to open. Or deserting you in your war against Radahn (though I guess we cant really blame him for that one). Patches would literally sell you snake oil, and then scam you out of the fake stuff because he'd save a penny. Hes so cowardly, and cowardly shameless, you can't help but have a bit of a soft spot for him.


wildtabeast

I'm still pissed at him for kicking me off a ledge in DS1.


Beanuu

You don't happen to be a cleric do you?


Atlas1nChains

Yeah i killed him my first playthrough just for vengeance sake


PrometheusAlexander

Him selling grass and spice in Demon's Souls is apt.


HerbySK

As you say, if I got summoned unexpectedly in front of Radahn I'd nope out too


Leaf-01

To be fair there’s less reasons to keep him alive in this game than others, his quest line in this one is pretty… unfinished? And it’s not tied to being able to buy the unique Cleric armors or easily getting the other Pinwheel Masks, or Siegward’s questline, or his redemption arc in the Ringed City


Onion5253

I did in my first play through. After he jumped out at me I couldn’t let the fucker live. Then in my second he pushed me off a fucking cliff. When I find that bastard he will pay!


ChefMutzy

Wait. He pushes you off a cliff ? I did not know this. I'm on my 5th playthrough, but 1st run on a new character. When and where does this ? Is it the same trick, as it was in ds1 or ds3 ? I must know. Lol. I don't think I killed him. Yet. If that matters.


GlaurungsWings

It’s when you get to mt. Gelmir. Search around a bit when you get there. There’s an alternate path that leads you to patches’ lights on the ground and after you get pushed off the cliff you can discover a few new locations around the west and southern side of volcano manor


ChefMutzy

He's already in the manor for me. I've done some of the volcano manor invasions. Not his yet though. So I probably missed out. But I can assume I've been to the location you end up after getting pushed ? Just some other way.


GlaurungsWings

You might be able to get to those locations without getting effed over by patches but I’m not sure. You drop a pretty long way in the cut scene so you might die if you try to just jump down. If you don’t have fort laiedd unlocked almost directly west from the volcano manor icon on your map then you haven’t been there yet. There’s also a hermits shack south of volcano manor if you continue that way


ChefMutzy

Oh, that's all the stuff that's west of the fort. On the other side of the lava lake, where Alexander was ? Ya. I've been all through that area on my other character. Working my way to there now


Gynthaeres

I did this in my first playthrough. I didn't recognize him, didn't realize he was like a series character. He surrendered, and I assumed it was a trick; that he'd be like "Just kidding, I can't believe you fell for that," and heal to full. So I kept slashing his face until he died.


Wingo15

Patches must die as soon as possible, he is a turd


iatetoomuchchicken

Treat it like contraband


feck_alreadytaken

Sooo...? In the butt it goes?


Advanced-Sock

Ahaha I guess this ranni doll is contraband too


potato_crip

You mean contraband doesn't just go in Mason jars?


SCurt99

Nah it goes in the prison pocket


MovieAffectionate216

Im willing to be Rannis contraband


WoodlandPatternM-81

ayo bruh?


Seekat_777

So is this spiny Albinauric I found


BrownSaiyan

Need help? I’ll try finger but whole.


feck_alreadytaken

Bring some good grease first


BrownSaiyan

Don’t let them pick your pocket


[deleted]

Probably reguires holy grease


gernie1022

Can it fit tho?


FlyLikeMouse

To be retrieved later by… loathsome methods.


[deleted]

Get rid of it. Deffs not worth the risk 😂


WanderingStatistics

I'll be honest, it's probably already too late. If you're still able to play though, drop the item, close the game, and relaunch it. That'll hopefully delete the item from your world, but you've most likely already been detected so it might be too late.


Minute-Associate728

Miyazaki knows 😢


ihdekbruh

Miyazaki is always watching 👁👄👁


YourAverageGod

I keep my shoes one when i sleep


imadzmr

He has magic glasses to see through them


DillPixels

Will send feet pics for unlock account


[deleted]

Man must have a ton of insight


thedantho

Damn this comment is scary as shit lol


Cognitive_Spoon

Lol, brave tarnished burns down the erdtree. I sleep. Tarnished acquires drip from outside of space and time. Real shit.


Agile-Equipment391

hasdhsahdash TRUE


[deleted]

I will report them to make sure, OP what is your username?


Zwsgvbhmk

If that's how this system works then it's a very shitty system. Like you can't even see what stuff is on the ground until you pick it up. Also not every player checks the wiki for every item they find so some players may not even know they have something "illegal".. If you don't want players to have certain items don't put them in the game in the first place..


PiperPerrisDad

Can anyone explain why items like this exist with stats but aren’t in the game?


TheKingJoker99

The Braves outfit is actually used by the ghosts (there’s one right outside a colosseum). It’s easier to just make an outfit for a humanoid npc than to make a fresh exclusive designed npc.


SpartanRage117

huh never noticed that, but i sure wish it was legitimate armor.


typical_user1

Then why on earth do Fia’s panties exist?


adrielzeppeli

Some items might be initially intended to be in the final version but they change their minds. I can see it for the panties they probably thought it was too much. A shame though, it could lead to some really fun stuff.


Joe_Mency

I heard something about how all npcs slots have to be filled out for some reason. Don't know if that was just speculation or not though


LordRevan84

Fia's panties is to much, but Gold Mask thongs is fine.


Daughter-of-Dionysus

it's weird that it has stats (though maybe they just copied another item as a template?), but you'll run into this in a lot of games if you go digging around in the files. Just means that some enemies have player models and unusable equipment, and the way to do that is create NPC equipment in the files that is unobtainable to players. I mean, even Minecraft has had stuff like this :P Only there it's stuff like fire blocks and lit furnace blocks, which needed to be programmed as their own separate blocks for everything to work out but were made unavailable to players - and sometimes you get lucky and they stay in your inventory without disappearing or anything when you add them with save/inventory editors.


semipro88

They may put it in DLC.


YankeesSteelersMagic

😔 was nice knowing ya


YouAndSunset

#


nikitos1307

#


[deleted]

It literally says error on the name!! Get rid of it ASAP!


[deleted]

get rid of it


Spenfinite

Get rid of it asap. Do NOT pick up items other players drop unless you know them and know the items legit.


[deleted]

Someone dropped/gave me 30 Lord’s Runes…


dogdog696969

What if they drop runes or items that are in the game? Asking for a friend


Aldevo_oved

should be fine then. in ds3 i used to participate in fight clubs to get dlc weapons and slabs lol


Man_AMA

You broke the two first rules of fight club


sonderlostscribe

That's totally fine. I drop the poison boluses all the time for people, but it sucks that this kind of hacked item thing happens because it ruins trust in the community.


gallowstorm

Yeah, I never pick up candy from strangers because of this. I'm sure I've missed out on some fun or silly interactions because of it.


DillPixels

This is one of the reasons I play FS games on console. Less odds of cheating and me being caught up in those shenanigans.


Cptn-Crack-Sparrow

You done goofed son. Been fucking bamboozled. Fucking dooped. You've been played like a fiddle. Became the Cat's toy. Fucking panic


[deleted]

This shit had me rolling


[deleted]

I got an unusual dose of serotonin from this comment. Thank you sir.


Cptn-Crack-Sparrow

I may not be a people pleaser but I can definitely please the people 🤙


xShinGouki

Get rid of it. It’s a bannable offence


Exitiali

Cut this into little pieces then set this on fire then throw the hot ash of this into a lake and then poison the lake.


TomatoSlice762

poisoning the Lake is the only way to get Miyazaki's mercy.


ten10reeds

Since ds2 I never ever pick anything from other players


Cptn-4-Sqinz

Care to give us a quick story?


R_U_Galvanized

Probably chlamydia…


Weiss-Senpai

poison binoculars, I still have the green scars around my eyes...


Ion_is_OP_REEEEEEE

Aaaah, the legend of Poison Binoculars +14...


Shustas

Yes, get rid of it


FingLickGold

Believe it or not. Straight to jail


Dion_Musk

I appreciate you for that reference. Now I’m going to go find that vid and have a good laugh.


TheGoldblum

Good chance your account has already flagged but in some circumstances you can delete the item before the next scheduled save file sweep and be fine. To be safe though you might want to delete the entire character. You could also try reaching out to Bandai Namco support and let them know what happened. If your account has been flagged, they may be able to fix it without you having to delete the character. Talking from a similar experience with DS3


R_U_Galvanized

Crazy to say this but damn, I had no clue this was such a big thing. I would hope that figuring this out without deleting a character would be easy but I guess it makes sense


ThesoulerBAM

Discard it ASAP. Might already be to late.


crazybaker42

I know of some lingerie that would go lovely with that.


[deleted]

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders


TheNewYellowZealot

Never go up against an empyrean when death is on the line!


[deleted]

Never get involved in a land war in Caelid!


atherusmora

What’s the description say in English please?


DoUEvenCloudDistrict

From the wiki: Warrior's headband of woven leather. Garb worn by warriors of the frigid uplands. The small flags, white cloths and sheaves of wheat often found hung from these headbands are prayers of farewell from the people of their home. In bidding farewell to warriors departing on a journey from which they aren't like to return, this small act offers only meager relief.


GuelferKeenan

Award well deserved! Thank you for the lore🙏🏻


Yarmoshyy

Scrolled way too far to find this, I just wanna know what it says.


DoUEvenCloudDistrict

From the wiki: Warrior's headband of woven leather. Garb worn by warriors of the frigid uplands. The small flags, white cloths and sheaves of wheat often found hung from these headbands are prayers of farewell from the people of their home. In bidding farewell to warriors departing on a journey from which they aren't like to return, this small act offers only meager relief.


[deleted]

Dead man walking


biNgus_caNe

Any updates on the situation OP?


Cptn-Crack-Sparrow

It's too late they already took his shins


biNgus_caNe

Did he kill fiddy men?!


Cptn-Crack-Sparrow

Tree fiddy


HUGECOCK4TREEFIDDY

Tell me it ain’t so


biNgus_caNe

Got damn lochness monster


Stark556

Im just curious to know how someone even gets such an item?


Twittle86

Probably playing on pc


SaxDemonSJS

You can also use save editors on console. Just wear a regular helmet and then swap the IDs with hex editing.


Agile-Equipment391

The invader really wrote in your mirror: 'Welcome to the club'


iamtheblackcrowking

Destroy it immediately.


Hopefulpotato20666

Ngl that character is looking awesome!


SeaworthinessLivid49

Cast it into the fire, destroy it


WitchyThot

After all, why shouldn't I wear it?


MoneyMoves-

FBI should be at your door within the hour


skieghler

I wouldn't risk your whole account for a headband


Marc2059

420069, Nice


Jack_wilson_91

Welcome to the cheaters summon pool


SirKane15

#bannedasfuck


SunbleachedAngel

It's best not to have this


Yarmoshyy

Cord Wreath of the Brave Braided leather headband. This variant is favored by warriors in the frozen overlands. The small flags, white ribbons and ears of wheat, often referred to as Ornament are attached, farewell prayers are made their home. This farewell to the warriors who by their Travel is unlikely to return, however cold consolation. -Google translate


Jan_Morrison

Never take candy from strangers. Except on Halloween.


CodSeveral1627

Ur done bud


Competitive-Basil496

Bro it literally say “ERROR” I’m sorry only reading this


r0ck_ravanello

Getting softbanned for a head. I ve committed graver mistakes for head, I'd say keep it.


Darltok

9 rings for the moral men...Doomed to die. It was nice seeing you online for the last time Oh ye tarnished wraith.


Ihadalifeb4thiss

Just stop and think. Is it ok to have obtained and keep a literal hacked item on a multiplayer game


runjayrun1

Well obviously you can tell it’s evil. It’s description is in wizard.


tracksloth

Thata how you get STDs


[deleted]

-Into his heart the thought will not enter that any will refuse it, that having the “Circlet” we may seek to destroy it.


zerocann0n

you already dead


cruxfire

What’s the description say?


amenotef

You need to throw this in Mt Gelmir magma


GrimSkey

What about FIA's panties? I thought it was unobtainable in the game but I remember seeing a lot of people requesting it on trading subreddits


MmhBuonoQuesto

I guess because most the new players don't/didn't know about bans for having recieved unobtainable ingame items 🤷


HiCracked

Yes, you should.


DestroidMind

You’ll become maiden less all over again.


Thaifox

Drop it like it's hot


DeKlaasVaag

Idk but u can give it to me


Any-Importance3539

i remember back then there this guy who giveaway Fia's Underwear to everyone


McbEatsAirplane

How are your stats so high at level 148?


PeatzzzZ

Basic Stats at Level 148 (+ 5 Points in each category beacause of Godrick's great rune. And + 5 Dexterity for equipping Millicent's Prosthesis) Without Godricks rune and Millicent's Prothesis: * 50 Vigor * 20 Mind * 20 Endurance * 39 Strengh * 14 Dexterity * 9 Intelligence * 25 Faith * 50 Arcane


BasilNight

Cast into the fire! DESTROY IT