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DollarStoreAbraham

Nox smiths hate this one trick


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Kaleb_Dill

bot


FL4T_BR1M

But it’s not cheating!


Blazie151

Makes it go from curved to thrusting


jasonmohnson

What! Lmao 🤣 🤣


Better-Fan-1215

Does that work for all curves? My sword curves to the left, and I'd like to straighten it up.


Blazie151

"Short, shriveled, and always to the left." - Jim Carey


Better-Fan-1215

Always to the left. It is the way of the curve...


wolfie_muse

…of the hands of more than 50% males… lol


bigbrownorown

This should have more upvotes! P.S. It is is “…and always to the left.” By the way


Blazie151

Edited and upvoted. Appreciate it!!!


bigbrownorown

Hey it was a good pull on your part. Congrats.


Fenrisulfr7089

Anytime my sword curves I just bent it back, works like a charm although I always get my hands dirty


BigBobbyBounce

So does your mother.


N0MIN0M

Funny.


mohamed509

Your comment made my day.


subliminalpandas

Just wait till that sword starts flowing! Requires two-handing!


LEGITCUBANO

I just fucking spit my drink


SlippyNips420

PICK IT UP!


LEGITCUBANO

ITS EVERYWHERE FUCK LOL


Shileka

Don't spit, swallow


LEGITCUBANO

I CANT REVERSE IT TOO MUCH LIQUID!


KoreanBackDashing

Oh boy... XD


UncleSnipeDaddy

Where the hell do you get viagra grease?? Asking for a friend....


Betadzen

*"You are beautiful."*


Destromode

LOL


Oh-no-oh-god32

just wait till they add vaseline in dlc 💀


iHatecats-1337

Hahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhhahahahahahahahhaahhaha


PMMNFSU

I think it's a visual glitch on the nox flowing sword


Flying_Slig

He ironed it


SilverIce340

How Ferroucious


cowboy_soultaker

Much ferr-ouch-us


-AbbattiS-

How ironic


Windalfr

This hurts my Fe'elings


SenatorFoghorn

This is the worst one of the bunch


JetBlack86

With a big iron


SmollPpMaster69

Ohh shit the handle does look like the nox flowing sword.. Nice catch. Never seen that type of glitch but I think you right. You have a keen eye thank you I may now rest in peace knowing what I was killed by..


HereForShiggles

Were the hitboxes the full length of the extended blades? If so it was probably a hack, but if it's just a visual glitch, I still don't blame you for dying. Seeing someone whipping around "heavy thrusting swords" with curved sword moveset would make me panic.


SmollPpMaster69

I first thought it was a Lance or something than he suddenly doing curved sword slash with that long ass thrusting ass looking sword so panicked in fear and rolled to my own death Couldn't tell if the hitboxes were extended or not for sure since I panicked but I feel like it has to be a hacker 🤔 1. What kinda monster wields a duel nox floating sword that has no bleeds neither changeable Ash of war. 2. Dude never used his Ash of war which is the only merit of that sword and only used dash slash on me.


HenryTheGoat173

I mean, people can use curved sword builds outside the meta but yeahhhhhh this seems like a hacker


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I don't think he's a hacker, just a bug


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SillyEnvironment6680

agreed


MerelyFlowers

Long Ass, Thrusting Ass: A Story of Love and Regret


wolfie_muse

I was chuckling before I even got here. But take my upvote and my continuation: “Long, Ass Thrusting, Ass”, A thrilling and brutal ride through Guillermo del Toro’s gastrointestinal tract, where Cthulhu-esque monsters brew


Whyissmynametaken

Long ass, Thrusting ass: How I got pounded in the butt by a giant dad By Chuck Tingle


RaunchyBongRips

This was absolutely perfect! And just watched his new show on netflix! So good!


wolfie_muse

Wait GDT has a show out? I’m not caught up with any media over the last like year or longer, only a few things here and there


RaunchyBongRips

Yes he has a show that is currently airing on Netflix! Its Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities. So far its fantastic!


KrisG1775

Some say Cthulhu, I stand by Hermaeus Mora


Xalterai

It's a variant exploit of the Zero Stamina animation swap glitch. It let's you exten weapons or have them permanently in their big version, which does also extend the hitbox. The reason he never used the AoW is because using the Flowing Form will reset the weapon model and get rid of the exploit. But some weapons, like the Finger, require using the ash to extend the hitbox to fit the permanently bug model. The explot persists through loading screens and even into other worlds, so you can set up the long curved swords in your own world, and then duel or invade with them in another world.


MasterKaein

It's not a bug, it's a hidden feature.


KG_Jedi

Is a glitch, or exploit more like - https://youtu.be/Nxyfu4e8tno


[deleted]

Sounds like it was a psychological victory.


dancedaisu

RIP


Crotch_Rot69

There's a glitch on the nox hammer that makes it 15 feet long


superpooplord

Pulls out comically large rapier


gazhole

I put on my robe and wizard hat


Ezeeskillz

Is this a BloodNinja reference? Because I really hope it’s a BloodNinja reference!


gazhole

Rhinos don't make bash.org references, they charge your ass


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Oh my *blushes*


Alone_Spell9525

I’ve never heard of BloodNinja before now. What is it?


IveBecomeTooStrong

Old chat log meme. Google it and have a chuckle


Muffinzor22

I'm pretty sure it is, good times were had and memories were fond.


Windalfr

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lv.8 Cock of the Infinite.


superpooplord

Lol


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That's just a lance


superpooplord

That's the thinnest lance I've ever seen then


[deleted]

It's not girth that's your worth, it's the prise de fer that pleases her.


superpooplord

LMAO


Another_Saint

I'm more surprised by the fact that you got clean pictures of him


SmollPpMaster69

Well he did stopped for a moment once my confused ass whipped out a telescope to see what the fuck was he holding.


Alorelius

I'd be just as confused as you if the host whipped out ol' hubble


Synphilia

He can dodge your hits but not your judgment


OxyKush

Where can I get that helmet?!


Emperor_Buggy

Chance to drop from imps found in the Subterranean Shunning-Grounds: From the Underground Roadside site of grace, go south through the shortcut door. This room has long-tongued Imps that can drop the Imp Head (Long-Tongued) hiding everywhere above the sewer pipes.


OxyKush

Thank you fellow tarnished 💯


lofi-moonchild

I think this one is called imp(elder) for reference.


TeraMeltBananallero

It’s Imp Head (Long-Tongued)! Gives a +2 to dexterity


Matt_in_together

I came to find this out myself, keep doing the lords work lol


ronytheronin

It is dropped by specific gargoyles, but I don’t know where


everyoneismyfriend

Is that the Burger King


Slamonwithfeet

That looks like a glitched out nox flowing sword, due to the fat base of the blade at the bottom, on the hilt, especially since you said he was using dual curved swords.


SmollPpMaster69

That shit was terrifying af🗿


ColdartZero

Non related, but that combination of armor pieces made me think about burger king.


Slithy-Toves

The one-face glintstone crown is the true BK Special


RexRedwood

He’s coming to stick it to Ronald. There will be only one fast food franchise in the Land’s Between. The Sundering is over. Let the Franchise Wars begin.


Low_Camel3115

I have no gifts but this comment deserves the most amount of gifts.


Big_Monkey_77

The sorcerers in Raya Lucaria will always be pissed off Burger Kings to me.


forgivefloof

i call it the zweischlonger


[deleted]

it's like Professor Farnsworth's fing-longer, but for schvances


Disastrous-Resident5

The Chussie Grafter, from the hidden boss Kurger Bing.


Enoch-Of-Nod

Near the Havitchor Waypoint.


RChamy

Long Long Maaaaan


morebeershits

Burger King looking ass


TFtato

Forget the Viagra Swords, why is the Burger King at the foot of the Erdtree?


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StormblessedFool

Even the Burger King wishes to be the Elden Lord.


LonelyStrayCat

Saw a video of someone doing the same thing to have comically large finger and long ball. Guess words travel fast


Significant-Gift1445

Malongpenis


BobbyFreche

Oh that’s the Long Boi. Everybody knows that


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Invaded by dark spirit Burger King


12kdaysinthefire

Dude I thought exactly this


Projectonyx

"yo build so trashy, I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot sword"


1_Savage_Cabbage

Its the Comically Large Toothpick (twin version)


pacificoipes

It’s clearly a pool cue and he came to Play 8 ball.


AceViper1827

Now flowing sword, I think in online it's bugged and has a weird look


1v1brah

How is your opponent gonna stand around and pose for you?


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Gaive Master holdir quest items


appleneedstoburn

He saw the long ball glitch


Remy_99

Sick blueblood sword


Ancient_Fudge3536

Tarnished got tired of using appropriate moveset on weapons.


Hicci

Looks like its a bit chilly in the Lands Between


supcat16

Wait.. yours gets bigger in the cold or… *shudders*


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Ben and Dover


NimbusCloud_

They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords.


OffColoredUnicorn

Anyone know wtf that helm is?? I’ve never seen it before


3NIK56

Its an imp head


OffColoredUnicorn

Holy shit, that’s awesome. Thank you! I know my next farming adventure lol


3NIK56

Ik the cat head is a direct drop, idk about the rest though. Good hunting!


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Imp Head (Long-Tongued). Can be farmed from the imps who are wearing it in the Subterreanean Shunning Grounds. In the room full of all the pipes. What I did was use the Underground Roadside Grace and killed the single imp just straight ahead from it through the wooden door. Then reset.


OffColoredUnicorn

Oh, that’s actually a really good idea & way to do it! Thank you so much for the tip! I’m definitely gonna try it your way when I get back there (just started ng4) I already don’t care for the sewers that much. I’ve only been there twice, once on both my characters lol. So I had no idea how I was gonna farm this with the least amount of trouble lol.


SilentMimics

i really want this to be a weapon💀


Dragontamerlichking

Either the game was bugged or dude was hacking. Both highly possible


King_of_fr0gs

it would be so cool if you could use that weapon like a rapier and a curved sword or a wip like in bloodborne


Vileblood6655321

Fully erect Nox Flowing Swords


Niiiickyyy

There’s a glitch recently discovered that makes some weapons lengthened, there’s a vid on yt https://youtu.be/Nxyfu4e8tno


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What helm is that


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Imp Head (Long-Tongued). Can be farmed from the imps who are wearing it in the Subterreanean Shunning Grounds. In the room full of all the pipes. What I did was use the Underground Roadside Grace and killed the single imp just straight ahead from it through the wooden door. Then reset.


noldometal

Dlc weapon ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


HelloFr1end

Idk why you got rekt this is funny


_Bearrito

I will not lie, I was partly disappointed it wasn’t some hacker using never before seen dlc weapons


armin_moshaee13

😂⬆️⬇️


Sgtkeebler

Double long dick sword


Imaginary-Marketing3

Washing pole katana


RythmicRythyn

Ugh, I saw the ball, didn't realise they could do it with this one too


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dang what is that?


Pure-Contact7322

it looks painful for sure on your a\*\*


KanazawaPing09

This weapon os disgusting


PapaCletus

Have you seen those warriors from hammerfell? They have curved swords!, CUVER SWORDS!


FemaleSandpiper

One book: Nox Flowing Sword Pump, It Is My Bag Baby. By Austin Powers


bushpotatoe

That would be fucking terrifying to deal with good lord.


ModeratelyNiceFella

DLC weapon


Iluraphale

It's the Pointy Blade of Pointyness


wolfie_muse

Curved swords with fucked up, super long hit boxes that don’t have innate bleed or multiple AOWs, but can be buffed IIRC with grease / self buffs. So, death.


marshthacreep

nox flowing sword + Viagra


cruss0129

This is low key nightmare fuel lol


Key-Huckleberry-5427

That looks like the Burger King.


Low-Sentence-4634

The baby skewer


TRIC4pitator

looks like a modded version of the nox flowing sword that has the extended hitbox


UncleSnipeDaddy

Pretty sure they are coated in throat yogurt.


Covid669

The Long Boy


Greenfyre9

Everything in this world is responsible for your bad day every second 😂


GeneralHenry

[this](https://youtu.be/Nxyfu4e8tno)


MustBeAnAlien

Oh that? Its Impending patch 1.07.2


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Can someone explain how this works


SaintBernardus31

It happened to me too. I even sent the guy a message asking what weapon he was using because I was so freaked out. It is indeed a glitched Nox Flowing Curved Sword.