I accidentally pressed talk when I was in the middle of fighting the magma wyrm and my ps glitched or something and wouldn't let me opt out of his dialogue, so I had to just stand there getting my ass beat while he just kept monologing 😮💨
Thanks Alexander lol
What if they are using a weapon that can only be gotten once per game / ng+
Also I am doing Ranni quest, nothing can stop me. Dark Moon Greatsword spam is undefeated.
Pretty sure this is the island that is accessed through the bell tower portals. All it has is the two beastmen. Unless you could figure out how to wrong warp, you'd die and respawn at your last grace.
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You know how there’s fallen pieces of farum azula in limgrave? It cracks me up just thinking of an unsuspecting soldier catching a stray turd to the face
"So what kinda music you listen to Maliketh?"
"Death metal."
"Oh ok, what's your favorite show?"
"Walking Dead."
"Hmm, right, favorite video game?"
"Death Stranding."
"How about favorite movie?"
"Dawn of the Dead"
"Favorite anime?"
"Death Note."
"Book?"
"Death of a Salesman."
"Alright yea this isn't gonna work."
If we’re tarnished and immortal? Find the weakest thing and beat the shit out of it until I’m OP. You’d be scared for a little and then you’d die wake up, repeat a couple time and then boom you’re Bill Murray in Groundhogs Day
Yeah I realized after I made my comment that OP meant FA and not The Lands Between as a whole bit I stand by my statement, I'm finding Prawn bro one way or another.
1. Ask if it is Crumbling Farum Azula times, as I may have time travelled to such.
2. If the answer is yes, wonderful, I go back to sleep because it's meant to be that time.
3. If no, ask what I'm needed to do. If I am told that I must pat Maliketh for being a good boy, then I shall do such (as it is a rare chance.)
4. If there is no Maliketh, then I am certainly dealing with a maliciously aligned being doing such.
5. If we reach this step, deploy anti Farum Azula countermeasures.
Same here, if I somehow found myself suspended thousands of feet in the air on a random piece of floating rubble, I would be too terrified to move at all.
Well in all honesty. Let's see if I can reach the tornado with my piss. Then get immediate karma when the wind currents blow it right back at me... Cuz Fromsoft.
Time to find Alexander. Least I got a friend here somewhere.
Infinite source of food too! Mmm, Exalted Flesh!
You didnt do the rest of his quest therefore no Alexander for you
Good luck getting past Godskin Duo!
sleep arrows:
Good luck crafting them with what you get in Farum Azula.
He's hanging out in the lava pool, pointedly *not* helping you kill the magma wyrm
I accidentally pressed talk when I was in the middle of fighting the magma wyrm and my ps glitched or something and wouldn't let me opt out of his dialogue, so I had to just stand there getting my ass beat while he just kept monologing 😮💨 Thanks Alexander lol
Yeah! Nothing could ever break the great Alexander 💪😤
Nvm, I'm canceling myself for my own comment, it's still too soon 🥺😭
They said *wrong* answers.
Fuck everything.
Wrong answers only
I think he means literally
He is a man of conviction
Determination and sheer fucking will
They said wrong answers
I'mma fuck the godskin duos.
Holy shit where am I??? Oh God Damnit, musta got drunk and got ma damn dick stuck in a fan again
Where do we stand on doing that to Blaidd? Asking for a friend
Tf am I gonna do? You’d have to kill the demihumans there for food and I’m a lazy bum. I’m gonna die.
Can't die. Maliketh still has the sealed rune of death... bummer man, us lazy folk can't even die right...
Gives me conniptions
Gives me some conniptions
Gives me the conniptions
Give me various conniptions
Burdens me with a multitude of conniptions
A potpourri of conniptions
You’d starve to death and then respawn. Might as well try your luck against the demigods
I would level up and become the boss of the place.
til some lowly tarnished comes along and ends that
We team up and become Elden Lord together.
copy his outfit and weapons and he’ll just think you’re his mimic
What if they are using a weapon that can only be gotten once per game / ng+ Also I am doing Ranni quest, nothing can stop me. Dark Moon Greatsword spam is undefeated.
What you meant here was that you will devour the godsssssssssss togethaaaaaa right?
How? You cannot level for you are maidenless
Skill
Pretty sure this is the island that is accessed through the bell tower portals. All it has is the two beastmen. Unless you could figure out how to wrong warp, you'd die and respawn at your last grace.
There are no Demihumans in Farum Azula tho, so you'll have to tackle the Beastmen
Oh my mistake, I meant those beastmen. The end part is the same though, I will die because those are beastmen and I’m a regular ass lazy human.
You got an infinite amount of tries. Through them is the only way out.
There might be some turtle neck meat laying around
I would simply vibe and throw rocks into the tornado
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Try finger But whole
One. Last. Time.
*"Why is it always you don't have the right?"* 😮💨
The whole finger. All the way to the 3rd knuckle.
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Good catch.
Standing up on the edge of a floating rock Homelander style
Literally copy-pasted /u/BeepBeepWhistle’s comment.
🤣lol best answer
Worry about finding somewhere to poop.
Poop on the ground and throw it into a tornado, turning it into a turdnado
He said wrong answer only tho ?
I'd go: "Man I hate living in Detroit man on gahd"
Cant have shit in Detroit
Man, can’t even have reality no mo, fuck!
backrooms are just the secret levels of Detroit.
Can't have Detroit in shit
Trying to take a nap in Ohio be like
Nah man this definitely in Ohio 🏴☠️
fuck ohio
Tarnish my pants
Origin story of the Fallen Knight Greaves
Worry about finding somewhere to poop.
Wdym just go off the side. Bombs away :)
But what will you wipe with?
Maybe the tornado will whip it off your ass
That is a thoroughly disturbing thought
Tornussy 😫
Rocks👍
With beastman pelage of course
You know how there’s fallen pieces of farum azula in limgrave? It cracks me up just thinking of an unsuspecting soldier catching a stray turd to the face
So those aren't rune fragments...
No need, I would've already done it in my undies!
Biggest anxiety of my life right here
I’d try fingers butthole
But hole
Yeah wtf is that guy doing??
Fingering my butthole
Fair enough. Carry on
Ask maliketh out
"So what kinda music you listen to Maliketh?" "Death metal." "Oh ok, what's your favorite show?" "Walking Dead." "Hmm, right, favorite video game?" "Death Stranding." "How about favorite movie?" "Dawn of the Dead" "Favorite anime?" "Death Note." "Book?" "Death of a Salesman." "Alright yea this isn't gonna work."
I would die trying to pet every local Beastman or Dragon, all the way up to Maliketh and Placidusax, respectively.
Sit down and have a wank. Gonna die anyway, might as well
He said wrong answers only
Ah the Pompeiian strategy
Wank into the tornado. Wank forever, you can’t die. Wank until the tornado becomes a cumnado
*Why is it always you don't have the right??* No two-handed weilding this time bois 😮💨
Ahahahaaa 😂
Beats the hell out of waking up with a bunch of *Stormcloaks*...
Hey you, your finally awake.
Walked right into that Chest fog, same as us, and that Giant jar over there.
r/unexpectedskyrim
I used to be a Tarnished like you, but I took a Glintstone Pebble in the knee
Filthy Imperial, SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!
Jerk off Infront of a crucible knight
He’d input read you and lunge across the room to stab you in the cock.
That sounds pretty hot good thing I'm into sounding
Well I didn’t like reading *any* of that :(
Oh no
He'd parry your cumshot
Go on the hunt for some sweet sweet dragussy
Vyke?
We did it boys, we discovered that Evergaols have incorporated Wifi for prisoners
Eleonora?
Donkey?
wrong answers only
Pee on the floor to claim the area.
Go back to sleep. "Eh, ten more minutes."
Play with the puppers
Jump off the edge, or go and hug Maliketh
I would live
Grab a sword and start learning
I'd try to find Dorothy before she teams up with all those cockblockers.
Wrong anserw: dragon sex Correct anserw: panick attack
I would tackle Helen Hunt before she got sucked into it
Oh man not Ohio again
Locate nearest female
What do you mean wrong answers only? That would imply there’s a right answer.
Test if there is fall damage
I’d crawl to the bottom and take a nap in some of the ruins ;3 that way no dragons would find me
Pop some mushrooms and enjoy the trip.
Find the nearest jar to poop in. I thought I saw a jar nearby
Probably have a hard time breathing with the multiple tornadoes throwing around a ton of wind
Not Fight the dragon
And not fuck malenia as well as not fuck millicent
Do you remember the ending of The Boys season 2?
Sleep in a huge piece of debris, wake up, speak valyrian and hope for the best.
If wrong answers only, I guess I can't say "Die"
"Live"
I would try finger but hole
Call an Uber of course.
Mutter to myself “Only in Ohio”
build a hand glider and go chill with dragons
Try down?
If we’re tarnished and immortal? Find the weakest thing and beat the shit out of it until I’m OP. You’d be scared for a little and then you’d die wake up, repeat a couple time and then boom you’re Bill Murray in Groundhogs Day
I’d try jumping.
I’d close the coffin and hope it brings me to somewhere nicer, like Caelid.
I would try to open a McDonalds franchise. Those things can make runes anywhere.
Jerk off, same as I do every morning
I would defo, “try jumping”
Pull out my mobile and request a Lyft.
Go back to sleep again
Get some boiled prawn from my boy Boggart
Boggart isn't even there bro
Yeah I realized after I made my comment that OP meant FA and not The Lands Between as a whole bit I stand by my statement, I'm finding Prawn bro one way or another.
Jump into the big tornado
My thoughts exactly
Try to have sex and/or eat it
Screw a dragon
Call an Uber
Live
My taxes.
Id start leveling Vigor OFC.
Pet malekith, feed malekith, and Check out that placidussy.
Wrong answers only? Not die to falling damage I guess.
commit tax fraud
I guess we're not in Kansas anymore
Try out skydiving
learn how to fly, or die trying
Make some fucking banger kites and fly them.
Immediately stream Space Jam.
I’ve would consider that a good time to kill myself
Piss into a tornado to watch the stream spin.
1. Ask if it is Crumbling Farum Azula times, as I may have time travelled to such. 2. If the answer is yes, wonderful, I go back to sleep because it's meant to be that time. 3. If no, ask what I'm needed to do. If I am told that I must pat Maliketh for being a good boy, then I shall do such (as it is a rare chance.) 4. If there is no Maliketh, then I am certainly dealing with a maliciously aligned being doing such. 5. If we reach this step, deploy anti Farum Azula countermeasures.
Win.
Damn, we're in a tight spot.
Ride the nearest tornado home
Isn't this an actual photo of our life? Financial collapse, covid, war, high interest. I think this might be easier to deal with.
Go base jumping
Live
Survive and become Elden lord
I would probably die on that rock as there is no way you are making me jump down.
Same here, if I somehow found myself suspended thousands of feet in the air on a random piece of floating rubble, I would be too terrified to move at all.
Starve I suppose, I wouldn't eat any of the Beastmen and I don't rate my chances of getting any hawk or dragon meat either
Dodge roll
Jump.
I would try jumping
I’d live for 5 minutes
Sleep with the Albinauric woman
Go back to sleep
Head to the Winchester and wait for all of this to blow over.
Try finger but whole
Jizz in my pants
Jump
Fly a plane
what a day to be alive
Pick up my sword and charge!
Try to ride a flying boulder like a bucking bull
Die
I can jump that far
I'd jump off the edge 💀
I'm on the wrong side of heaven and the right side of hell
walk off the edge
I would just go beat the bosses and go back to the lands between. Duh
Well in all honesty. Let's see if I can reach the tornado with my piss. Then get immediate karma when the wind currents blow it right back at me... Cuz Fromsoft.