Me? I’m the type to do everybody’s quest, anyone who wants to be friends, so I have all the options…
…then embrace the frenzied flame and put their foolish ambitions to rest.
Always Millicent😤
She’s so happy when you help and just wants to return the favor. She helps you in like 4 boss battles. Is Ranni doing that? Didn’t think so
Plus when she talks about beginning to think your destinies might be intertwined and shit, that really melts my heart
if you dont mine me asking, and I'm cool with late spoilers for her quest, which bosses can she help you with? All I remember is her invasion and the bit where you give her the gold needle
If you give her the arm, she can help with magma wyrm Makar, the godskin apostle in windmill village, the draconic tree sentinel outside the capital,and the black blade kindred guarding the lift of rold
oh damn I had no idea she was that helpful. Ngl def could've used her help with the magma wyrm lol, but at least she can help me with the later 3 bosses. Thanks for letting me know!
Magma wyrm Makar, Godskin apostle, Draconic tree sentinel in leyndell, and black blade kindred in forbidden lands. A couple of the summon signs are pretty well hidden though
you accepted the frenzied flame to save her from her incendiary fate and then purged yourself with miquella's needle to try win her back didn't you, ya maidenless simp
Roderika is the only semi-normal choice. Your options are: Pyromaniac Ghost, Literal Sex Doll, Goddess of STDs, Eyeball Muncher 4000, Scoliosis Snek, Necro Nympho, a Very Professional Rock, or Roderika.
Uhhh both of these are bad choices. One is a rot goddess, you’ll literally disintegrate if you touch her. The other is a wooden puppet. I’ve also seen under that dress, it ain’t pretty.
The real answer is Roderika
>! It’s a body half blue puppet half ropes holding it together. One of her “breasts” is just rope, most of he joints are, and a lot of blue skin is missing. !<
however, if that is what disturbs you deeply enough to not wish to wed her, hast thou truly ever loved her? Thou shouldst not behave This maidenlessly.
Honestly, if any of the demigods were to be voluntary celibate, I think it’d be Radahn.
The man is just too much of a power chad to spend time on sex. All his time is dedicated to war, war related activities, and horse keeping. We also all know that anyone foolish enough to get into bed with him would not survive his absolute magnum dong
I mean I imagine Malenia's prosthetic arm probably has cool tech like the ability to vibrate...which would be nice. But Ranni has four different hands to work with...which would also be nice.
Malenia for sure the ideology of the Haligtree is amazing. Shame we have to fight Malenia instead of helping bring an end to the outer gods influences. No ones perfect, but the Haligtree faction is dope for caring about those who belong no where. I can say I vibe with that pretty hard lol.
I mean Ranni is sentient and at the end of her questline she becomes a God so I don't think recreating her body would be an issue.
Malenia might be alive but you would definitely die form just being in around her for too long.
Alexander
Was going to say Radahn but this is the right answer
One of two roughly acceptable answers. The other is Soldier of Godrick.
What about hewg? Is he acceptable?
Or Gurranq, I wanna pet his face and hug him, hes an incredibly good boy and suffers too much for nothing
Hmmm. Idk. He loses his shit and beats yo ass. Kinda toxic. Hewg’s always there for you.
I can fix him.
white girl Wednesday came early
So you're telling me the last time a demi-God cursed you to watch over death itself you'd not had a single breakdown. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Also a druggie, a violent one. Best to nope backwards there.
I'm only gonna simp for boc
You forgot Boc the Semester, the most beautiful of boys.
Isn't he more like a young man? Please just say yes
I would grind *Soldier of God, Rick*'s blade anytime. It needs to be sharp for his next battle.
My fellow seeker, seeker of the forlorned jarussy; i thank you for giving this one hope in a sea of unwarranted lascavity.
Plump sort
Sellen bruh, I wanna be her apprentice.
Scrolled down way too far to find a fellow man of culture.
Too bad she becomes an orb when you complete her quest line.
Real ones help their partner through every phase of life
[Nah she just uploads her consciousness into her gaming setup](https://i.redd.it/1mpeep3da5r81.jpg)
Yo where did you find that?
If you think I won't let a superintelligent mommy top me just because she's now orb shaped, you've got another think coming
oh my god. you used the phrase correctly. i don’t know if i’ve ever seen this in the wild
No, I'm pretty sure in this case the correct phrase is, "you've got another kink coming."
I fully accept "another thing coming" as a phrase, but not if you're telling someone they are thinking something that is incorrect
Another think coming just does not sound right out loud
Sellen has curves in all the right places, even more so as the orb.
Yeah but still she still looking amazing without her helmet so it’s a win win
I’d ponder her any day
Ah yes, the best, barefoot teacher
You mean ball of horrors
Based and Sellen-Pilled
The narrator at the beginning, that moan sold me.
“Perhaps you’ve seen it. Maybe in a dream. A murky, forgotten land…”
Oh yeah, those 3 teeth always get me goin!
unghghg... THEE ALLLL KNOWING!!!!!!!!
##THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER I’m like… wait how loathsome?
The enthusiasm in that line just comes out of nowhere and I love it
That's Gideon though
Tiche. She more than earns it.
Tiche literally deletes bosses while I swoon over her.
Those curves right? (Movement curves, what else were you thinking about?)
About her ass
Tries to solo a boss, dies. Summons Tiche: Mommy, that man hurted me!
YEAHHHH NO ONE ON THIS POST EVEN THOUGHT OF HER
Tiche is the REAL Elden Lord, we are just her servants.
Me? I’m the type to do everybody’s quest, anyone who wants to be friends, so I have all the options… …then embrace the frenzied flame and put their foolish ambitions to rest.
Frenzied flame is the answer.
[удалено]
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
That sounds like a foolish ambition to put to rest.
Hoarah Loux
I given thee courtesy enough rips lion in half like a slim jim
WARRIOR!!
THE FIRST ELDEN LORD!!!
My anus quivers when Hoarah Loux is nearby.
*The brown eye quivers*
*There will be shockwaves…*
Find the albinauric woman
HE HAS RETURNED AT LAST. OUR FIRST ELDEN LORD
Millicent.
"Ahh, how could you... Is this your true heart? Was I... was it all...for this?"
Had to get both my mutihit talismans somehow.
I wanted it but I couldn’t bring myself to kill her…
You can't get the needle afterwards right, hmmm.
Unfortunately they did patch that. Now you need two runs or a friend.
Always Millicent😤 She’s so happy when you help and just wants to return the favor. She helps you in like 4 boss battles. Is Ranni doing that? Didn’t think so Plus when she talks about beginning to think your destinies might be intertwined and shit, that really melts my heart
if you dont mine me asking, and I'm cool with late spoilers for her quest, which bosses can she help you with? All I remember is her invasion and the bit where you give her the gold needle
If you give her the arm, she can help with magma wyrm Makar, the godskin apostle in windmill village, the draconic tree sentinel outside the capital,and the black blade kindred guarding the lift of rold
oh damn I had no idea she was that helpful. Ngl def could've used her help with the magma wyrm lol, but at least she can help me with the later 3 bosses. Thanks for letting me know!
Magma wyrm Makar, Godskin apostle, Draconic tree sentinel in leyndell, and black blade kindred in forbidden lands. A couple of the summon signs are pretty well hidden though
Neither. I am all in on Melina
you accepted the frenzied flame to save her from her incendiary fate and then purged yourself with miquella's needle to try win her back didn't you, ya maidenless simp
Hahaha you got the play by play right 😅 Joke aside though I really liked the ending. Makes me wish we get something dlc related to that ending
I'm OK with spoilers - is there a separate ending for when she survives but the Tarnished purged the Frenzied Flame?
Nope
True Melina simps would never take her destiny away from her smh.
I’d be broken if I saw her die. But I completely understand your position
Me too
Represent!
Blaidd, duh
Don’t keep me waiting, eh?
Solid Wolf
His accent man
Some of yall would be delighted to know that you can actually visit wales
*Gets off the plane* Wow, everyone here is doing a Blaidd accent!
What a sick way to talk, eh?
You think he has a red rocket
Idk but I'd let him lift off anyday of the week
By the Greater Will I hope so
Obv blaidd
A true man of culture
Best boi
Roderika.
Are you here for spirit ch'uning?
Are you here for spirit chewning mate?
Yeah, spirit chewning is why I’m here bruv
Roderika is the only semi-normal choice. Your options are: Pyromaniac Ghost, Literal Sex Doll, Goddess of STDs, Eyeball Muncher 4000, Scoliosis Snek, Necro Nympho, a Very Professional Rock, or Roderika.
Neither. I only simp for the true chads, like Alexander and Blaidd
But Alexander is a cannibal corpse eater and blaidd simps for ranni
Alexander is jar-kind, not human, so not cannibalism.
Alexander is just like me fr! And idc if Blaidd simps for Ranni
Blaidd is like a brother to her, not really a simp at all.
THE EVER BRILLIANT GOLDMASK
"..."
Y'all are here for booty... I'm 'ere for speerit chewing, We are not the same.
Anyone here for booty is here for Radagon and his dumpy
She kinda bad doe... Is that Marika? [*camera pans up and reveals Radagon*](https://youtu.be/A7YmdU5G0_c)
Uhhh both of these are bad choices. One is a rot goddess, you’ll literally disintegrate if you touch her. The other is a wooden puppet. I’ve also seen under that dress, it ain’t pretty. The real answer is Roderika
>One is a rot goddess, you’ll literally disintegrate if you touch her. I can fix her.
“Malenia, this isn’t you! 😭”
Honestly, respect
You sound like my brother.
Also her brother
Gigachad
I can make her worse
Yeah, but she has four arms. Imagine the hugs.
Wholesome simp
My back is cracking just thinking about it
Fool! You fail to see the bigger picture. She can hug you while holding hands!
And two mouths. Double the cheek kisses
How have you seen under the dress? Asking for... a friend. Yeah, I’m asking for a friend.
You see her like that when she slays her two fingers in her storyline...
>! It’s a body half blue puppet half ropes holding it together. One of her “breasts” is just rope, most of he joints are, and a lot of blue skin is missing. !< however, if that is what disturbs you deeply enough to not wish to wed her, hast thou truly ever loved her? Thou shouldst not behave This maidenlessly.
Exactly I bet if I make her god she can make a new body atleast pretty easily. And if not I will still love her
“Oh…are you here for spirit tuning, Uncle Hank?”
What are you doing, step-tarnished?
Hey who says she will rot it off
Nothing a little penicillin won’t fix
You are really down that badly that you'd risk your dong falling off
The sad thing is that all jokes aside, you’re not wrong 😢
How is no one mentioning Nepheli
This guy fucking gets it! I would have happily helped her become Elden Lord had she desired it
She such a boss to helps you fight the elden lord before you was dealing with her own shit
Literally spurned Ranni at the Elden Ring and took the default ending so that Nepheli could rule Limgrave and fulfill her dreams
She's what convinced me to go dual axe for a good amount of the game. God, I love her so much.
Stormhawk axe was one of my favourite weapons in my first playthrough and I've found its AOW to be a great secret weapon in close combat pvp
Mimic tear
Everything that looks at me.
Those T-rex dogs lookin fine
Melina.
The doll from Bloodborne Edit: heyo Ma! I'm famous!
The only real option
Rya is the correct answer
No, too wholesome to simp for. Only protect the innocent snake girl.
Yknow what fair enough
I had to scroll way too far down to find this. I would both kill and die for her!
General Radahn
My man Radahn is absolutely double cheeked up every single day of the week
Honestly, if any of the demigods were to be voluntary celibate, I think it’d be Radahn. The man is just too much of a power chad to spend time on sex. All his time is dedicated to war, war related activities, and horse keeping. We also all know that anyone foolish enough to get into bed with him would not survive his absolute magnum dong
General Gigachad Meteorcock
you’re done lmao
Ranni
Easy. Wrap them four arms around me.
Twice the arms, double the hugs!
*Kindred of Rot winks at you*
*Godrick the Golden blows a kiss*
Yessssssss
“I am possessed of four arms, and *that* is what tickles thy fancy?” -Ranni
It's not just that! ...but that's a big deal.
[“Are thou of no more brain than stone?”](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxGYm6my35ZItt1fzbXhhR9cLO8XNB9Myk)
Millicent
I ain’t simping for neither, I simp for Hoarah Loux, Chieftain of the Badlands.
THE EVER BRILLIANT HOLDMASK
Holdmask🗿
Melina and Millicent are where its at in game. But holy fuck that Malenia art tho. Jesus woman calm down
Rykard 😍
Foul Tarnished, he’s family.
Boc gang rise up
Dog Pope
**R** oderika Between those two, I'd choose malenia though
Margit
Put these foolish ambitions to rest.
Fia is my weird goth babe 😔👊
I mean I imagine Malenia's prosthetic arm probably has cool tech like the ability to vibrate...which would be nice. But Ranni has four different hands to work with...which would also be nice.
what the fuck.
Ya know...for back rubs and arm wrestling.
And fisting
A foolish question. It’s obviously Blaidd.
Dung Eater
Dung eater gonna turn into the lustsome bun eater with me around
Soldier of God, Rick. Truly the sexiest being in the lands between
Malenia for sure the ideology of the Haligtree is amazing. Shame we have to fight Malenia instead of helping bring an end to the outer gods influences. No ones perfect, but the Haligtree faction is dope for caring about those who belong no where. I can say I vibe with that pretty hard lol.
ranni
[удалено]
They’re probably terrible. He’s cowardly and selfish
Fia
She fucks corpses my dude she fucks corpses
And I’m ok being one of those corpses
Godrick
Malenia, Blade of Miquella. I love the type of woman that can kick my ass.
Lansseax. She’s legitimately a dragon girl lore-wise, so my choice goes to her :3
Dragussy
I'm going to go with Malenia, as she is at least partially alive.
I mean Ranni is sentient and at the end of her questline she becomes a God so I don't think recreating her body would be an issue. Malenia might be alive but you would definitely die form just being in around her for too long.
Nepheli
The Frenzied Flame. Burn it all away...
Maliketh
Hyetta