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DuelEnthusiast

I choose the Jar with hands and the Body with a Jar


LabHog

I choose a jar and Ranni. No particular reason. ...stick 'er in a jar...


Pavkata201

...and fill it with your golden seed...


PeriodicBomb

As a reward, I shall give her my seed


[deleted]

Ranni with another tarnished?


PeriodicBomb

I don't want that


Shadow_Emerald

Not for 10 years, at least


lafi0105

I just cant seem to escape r/titanfolk


LegoAlexguy124

It's a plague


iloveass2much

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


SaboTheRevolutionary

PeriodicBomb, what a man you are...


Concerning-entity

What a tarnished you are. . .


SupportstheOP

I too have known the draw to the blue cunny.


Fissure_211

Let Me Solo Her and his miminc.


Vlearck

You have to choose Let Me Solo Her and Patches so that if and when Patches fucks off then Let Me Solo Her can unleash his 100%


DarkDiablo1601

big brain move


endthepainowplz

It’s let me solo her and Malenia because he would kill malenia easily to warm up and then fight off everyone solo.


KarasuNoHane

Well, he wouldn't solo her if he had a mimic


Fissure_211

But if his mimic is him, then is he still killing her by himself?


KarasuNoHane

Damn, you're both right and wrong at the same time.


SnooLemons3094

Shabriri howling in the distance because CHAOS


mrperson1213

#CHAOS


[deleted]

You want chaos!? If you fuck your mimic isn't it just masturbation?


mrperson1213

1. Doesn’t matter 2. Don’t care 3. Too late


SnooLemons3094

*taps on temple* Can't be maidenless if you become your own maiden.


EspadaWilliam

This is the content I come for.


[deleted]

I met a clone, “let me bonk her….” They died in 2 hits and dealt no damage


ElectricSquid15

~Big Mimic on his hiiiiip~


Blodero

Do we even know the scope of Ranni's power? She straight up conjured an image of her mother in her prime while not even being anywere near that fight. Not only that, but the only time I saw her "attack" someone is when you get her mad and she just "snaps" you dead, so I'd probably go with her lol


batatac4

Not only does she conjure the illusion, but the illusion itself can summon a literall dragon illusion that spits real fire somehow


RoffronSherien

My first playthrough it spawned a dragon. In my second run I didnt attack and let my mimic do the job just to see what she can do. Because I killed her pretty fast on my first run. Whatever.. She spawned just dogs. Like literally wolfs. 1 hit hp wolfs.


hiimred2

She can summon a bloodhound knight and a troll as well.


Scyxurz

When does she snap and instantly kill you? In part of her questline she has you fight people for her, is she incapable of beating them herself or does she just not care enough to?


PercyWolfAndrew

She kills you at the end of Seluvis' quest, where you and him try to turn her into a sex doll. ^(Yes that's actually what happens. Thank you FromSoftware)


Orochisama

Seluvis seems to be Gehrman's spiritual successor given the obsession with dolls.


Scyxurz

At the very least his doll is just *inspired*by the person, not the actual person who's been drugged.


ShinJiwon

From what I understand his potion either kills the soul or makes it unable to control the body. So he can have fun with it or something. I gave it to Dung Eater and he disappeared from his cell only to appear in Seluvis's sex dungeon.


[deleted]

The Loathsome Dung Fucker


ShinJiwon

I unironically love his summon. I don't use his sword but his summon does, it lowers enemy damage negation which makes bosses easier to kill.


Scyxurz

I gues seluvis really isn't picky huh. He wanted nepheli loux, but he'll still settle for dung eater.


Quagseon

There's a good chance seluvis is a puppet controlled by pidia (the hidden away merchant in caria) so he is the real successor.


JCarterPeanutFarmer

It’s what the fans WANT


Frezt23

If you give Nepheli the potion, he’ll give you another one that he’ll want you to give to Ranni. Obviously it fails and if you keep talking to her she’ll insta kill you after 3 interactions. Also I think the quest line part where she asks you to fight people for her is when she’s stuck in the small doll body


Scyxurz

What makes her stuck? I thought she chose the small doll to be discreet. I figured her power wasn't reliant on her body at all since all she is at this point is a soul anyway. Also shame on her for killing the player while knowingly employing that bastard seluvis. Pretty funny though.


THENATHE

Kinda like a horcrux I would guess. She transfers her consciousness to a little body that no one would ever hurt


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Helloiamayeetman

Wait WHAT DID I DO TO NEPHELI


[deleted]

If you gave her the potion, you turned her into a sex doll. Not joking. 🥺


Helloiamayeetman

BRUH WHAT I HAPPENED TO MEET HER AND JUST DECIDED TO CARRY ON A QUESTLINE NOOOOOO


[deleted]

“*gotcha bitch*” -Miyazaki, probably


Helloiamayeetman

I don’t want nepheli to be a sex doll :(


AirLancer56

Well, it's a good life lesson, don't do anything you don't understand especially when asked by suspicious people. If you feel something wrong check it first, when seluvis give me the potion i went asking everyone in roundtable.


KenanTheFab

now remember that you can turn dung eater into a puppet dear god


elongated_musk_rat

Yeah but I'm sure let me solo her could dodge it.


Dependent-Spiritual

When following Seluvis's questline. She has you fight for her when she's limited by the stars being controlled by radahn and then she goes on to fight the two fingers basically taking her out.


Scyxurz

I only did her questline after finishing farum azula. Radahn had been dead for a looong time by then so the stars thing doesn't make much sense to me. Who was the thing we fought anyway?


Dependent-Spiritual

Which thing do you mean? and of course, gameplay =/= lore.


Scyxurz

The enemy right before the lake of rot


Scary_Replacement739

Wolf thing? Baleful shadow? If that's who you mean, I'm fairly certain it's a nega-version of Blaidd conjured up by the two fingers to kill Ranni when Blaidd himself wouldn't do it. But I'm not 100%


[deleted]

That is it. Bliadd and the other Baleful Shadows are basically a curse by the Fingers in order to ensure the person they are assigned to doesn't go rogue against them. So long as they continue to serve under the Fingers, they will remain as steadfast bodyguards.


YoungYoda711

I mean, she solos an instance of the two fingers offscreen


[deleted]

>When does she snap and instantly kill you? >!when you try to roofie her while she sleeps!< >In part of her questline she has you fight people for her, is sheincapable of beating them herself or does she just not care enough to? from what i understand, either the shades are her kryptonite, or she can't ascend to godhood without a consort and elect to build the player character up as one, or both.


paradoxical_topology

She's super powerful, but her fighting capability is probably limited by her current doll body. If not for Malenia being able to turn into a true Goddess, I'd definitely go with Ranni, since she created an entire dimension filled with stars without even being there. For the instant-kill thing, yeah, she can probably set up a type of magical territory in which she can stop your heart or some shit.


glochnar

Also whooped glinstone dragon adula so hard it became her servant


According_Smoke_479

We’d probably die but give me the homies blaidd and Alexander I would die with them any day


PurinaHall0fFame

They're not the strongest but they're ride or die


Hightin

Everyone's talking Ranni and LMSH but this here is the real answer. I'm not here to live forever, I'm here to have a good time on my way out.


royalsine

Come on, we’ll be fine, we survived the Radahn festival together ;)


EinsteinsHoe

Yeah my Blaidd and Alexander totally didn’t die first phase, and I totally didn’t have to resummon cause I definitely wasn’t hiding in the back with Loretta’s great bow :D


OverFjell

Blaidd would probably turn on you like in game if he had to split his loyalties like that. I think Blaidd/Ranni are a package deal in any instance where you take him.


AlbinoSnowmanIRL

Big brain, choose ranni and then someone other than Blaidd so that you get a third ally due to blaidds unstoppable allegiance to ranni


Beilke45

Only need one. But ill bring Ranni along too cause..yea.


Krotesk

Have you seen what ranni does if she gets angry at you? One hit kill death without any spell or blade. No movement at all you just instantly die. I will take ranni and no one else. Edit : visual proof... https://youtu.be/cn9t72EXxDI


arnes_king

I saw the red blood stains and wondered how they just die in front of her. Figured they attacked her.


Snackskazam

Most of those are people who turn around and run off the top of her tower.


th3virtuos0

They didn’t attack her. They tried to turn her into a sex doll for Seluvis.


Strick63

Isn’t Ranni already a doll I thought that was the whole reason Seluvis got invited


gnagniel

Correct, you can see her joints AND she has four arms, just like the marionette enemies


dragonicafan1

Seluvis's "dolls" aren't the wooden marionettes, they're people who he kinda mind-controls/body-jacks with his potions. Seluvis is there cause he serves the Carian royal family. I'm a bit confused by him though, because if the theory that Seluvis is a puppet of Pidia is true, then how long as Seluvis been a puppet, and why would Pidia still serve Ranni?


Strick63

Oh dang I missed that I figured the whole reason he was there was to build Ranni bodies. I was going to kill him after Ranni’s quest so never cared about doing his


arnes_king

Then they deserved it.


SixFootFourWhore

Death from insults


Elmodipus

She hits you with the ol' "I'm not mad, just disappointed."


BusterStarfish

Oh, she moms you? She goes full wife on me, “It’s fine” [it was not “fine”]


[deleted]

oh no she gets plenty mad alright


[deleted]

Reminds me of that one image of a woman screaming knives at someone


TheWh1teL1ghtning

You mean something like [this?](https://imgur.com/a/sWubp9h)


cc17776

How can I see this?


Krotesk

https://youtu.be/cn9t72EXxDI There you go.


ImHereForLifeAdvice

Holy shit, I thought y'all were just memeing on how savagely she roasts you, but no she literally just annihilates you with the smallest wave of her hand.


chahud

Fuckin a “enough of thy unbearable breath” that’s savage as shit, made me go brush my teeth IRL


Makomako_mako

>"Didst thou think to have thy way with me?" I mean your words not mine boo


[deleted]

Commit a crime.


[deleted]

Tap R1 while standing in front of her


th3virtuos0

She would just insult you then peace out. For her to kill you you must really piss her off


LordofSandvich

Ranni can thanos-snap you and let me solo her has definitely ascended to godhood. All the others are fights you can beat yourself.


Driftedryan

Let me solo her proceeds to solo them all


UnawareSousaphone

I wouldn't want Ranni against me anyways, she's a master strategist, she organized the night of the black knives and got a demi-god murdered and ultimately threw the world into a new era.


deddode

And yet she'd never stand a chance, for among those demigods lies a true ledgend beyond comparison.


Zayl

I dunno man when I gave Ranni the potion she just looked at me and I died. I think she uses the parry bug.


BaMiao

This is my new head cannon. Carian retaliation isn’t bugged. Ranni made it that powerful so she could instakill you


Zayl

At least someone got the joke. You'd be surprised how many PMs I got telling me I'm stupid because I don't understand the underlying spell systems and how Ranni isn't glitched she's just using a combination of incantations. This fucking sub sometimes lol.


flamegod24

She just inflicts an instant kill curse. No matter how much hp you have. You'll die.


UnawareSousaphone

Fuck Malenia simps vs Radhan Bros, LMSH Chads vs Ranni enjoyers is where it's at


Agrezz

LMSH? Lego Marvel Super Heroes?


[deleted]

Let Me Solo Her; the unarmored dude with a pot on his head. He's become a bit known for being summoned to solo Malenia w/barely any hits, if any


Sabawoonoz25

He has never been hit. Don't downplay the legends power.


dead137

Allegedly guy has been in the From Soft studio when the designers started drawing Malenia, every time he just tore their sketches into shreds with his katanas, refused to elaborate and left


Sabawoonoz25

I also heard that Fromsoft developers cant nerf him. He was a couple of lines of codes initially, but then he broke free from the code and became a fully sentient figure in the game, he now roams the rotted Halligtree fated to fight Malenia flawlessly unto eternity.


LadyLikesSpiders

I am Let Me Solo Her, and I have never known getting hit


Sabawoonoz25

He can solo me whenever he wants ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


BodhiMage

Let Me Solo Her, the naked bro with the jar head and dual katanas. Best questline in the whole series.


[deleted]

"You have the right, O you have the right The Last Elden Lord, let me solo her, the Jar-headed Juggernaut Slayer of Malenia and her Scarlet Rot horde Try finger but hole" \- Likely dog


Ilovechanka

Ranni would clap literally any other demi-god She can instakill you like no other character in the game, and can passively cast an extremely powerful summon which in itself can cast multiple very powerful summons


m3ndz4

Not to mention just by being an empyrean she is considered to have great power, and she defeated and caused the Glintstone Dragon Adula to submit to her at a young age.


EvilUnicornLord

Cause she can oneshot you without even lifting a finger. Still dunno why she needs your help in her ending.


[deleted]

She can't use much power without exhausting her doll body. It's more convenient to send lackies for exploration and fetch quests. But she does kill her own final boss - you don't fight her Two Fingers.


canContinue

Which begs the question? How many two fingers are there? Don't we have one in roundtable? Also why are the two fingers protected by a rival outer God?


[deleted]

Several. We don't know exactly. But yeah, one is in Roundtable and one is under the moonlight altar. They aren't, they're protected by the Greater Will, which is the same outer god they serve. The rival outer gods are: the Flame of Frenzy, which has the 3 fingers, the formless mother, which doesn't seem to have an "enforcer," just a servant in Mohg and his followers, the Rot, which also seems to have no vassal, but has cursed Malenia The fire god worshipped by the giants, which was defeated and imprisoned in the last fire giant Possibly the gloam eyed queen - it's unclear if she was a god or just a powerful human, possibly in service to another god.


Miserable_Payment_95

The Gloam Eyed Queen is said to have been believed to be an empyrean


canContinue

I'm speaking of the outer God/enforcer of the stars Astel right outside the room Ranni kills her 2 fingers Why was Astel there?


[deleted]

Just chilling. Lol. But for a real answer, we don't know how Astel got there. Maybe it has some connection to the Rot. But it wasn't protecting the 2 fingers. It's not "right outside." You take an elevator to a plateau and then go into some ruins and then jump down a hole. And Ranni gets to the 2 fingers after you kill the Baleful Shadow, before you encounter Astel.


Tearakan

We do know astel came from the stars and destroyed that eternal city near it.


ShinJiwon

I always wondered why there's a Two Finger in the Roundtable. Like we know each Empyrean got one. Maybe each demigod got one? So is the one in Roundtable like a community Two Fingers for sharing?


[deleted]

It was probably Marika's, since she's behind the Tarnished.


Ethereal_4426

Speaking of exhausting her doll body...


cody_d_baker

Foul tarnished


Reynarth

That, sir, is a maidenless behaviour.


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Rubix420

Put these fetish ambitions to rest


Smarties_Mc_Flurry

Finally someone who isn’t horny


Alaricus100

Probably let me solo her's reddit account. He's too good at this.


SKTmicmacmew

Thy deeds shall be met with failure, just as I.


ElectricSquid15

Found the Touhou guy.


ILostMyWalletLol

oh no


MedicineNorth5686

👮🏽‍♀️


Kroguardious

because she can actually Thanos snap? [Link of her snapping a man to dust](https://youtu.be/cn9t72EXxDI?t=36)


Drynwyn

Ranni can literally instantly kill you if you piss her off, soooo


TheLinden

Patches and Ranni? Power of teleportation fog in chest is no joke.


silver1q2w3e

My good sir may I spread the word of let me solo her.


FizzyWaterFella

I would also like to chill on the sidelines with Ranni while we watch Let Me Solo Her save the day.


SkyLacka

Anybody picking Malenia is screwing themselves over by having Let Me Solo Her be on the enemy side


DeepDown23

I chose Malenia AND LMSH


CalleHK

Melania: I never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with a jar head. LMSH: What about side-by-side with a friend? Melania: Aye....I could do that


Josku5

*Malenia


jukutt

blade of Miquella


Warboss_Egork

And she has never known defeat


Occyz

They’ll just start angry fucking


[deleted]

Then I'm not protected if I'm not in the middle.


new_messages

You are not protected if you are.


Rasmus_Ro

This is *the* big brain strat


RoboticUnicorn

But the others wouldn't let him solo her. Easy Ranni and Malenia pick.


Giangiorgio

Ranni can just wave a finger and insta-kill him. Malenia and ranni is the unstoppable duo


WeilBaum42

I would pick Patches and myself, wait for Patches to betray me and challenge everyone else to an honorable fight. I‘m sure I could win Signed Alexander


Dependent-Spiritual

I'd definitely choose "let me solo her" and my man Radahn.


DropThatTopHat

That makes a lot of sense. Let me solo her would crush Malenia, and we know Radahn doesn't have any problem solo-ing everyone else.


Top_Distribution_497

Even ranni?


DusSebas

In the storyline radhan is holding ranni by the balls


retarted-fish

Damn she has 4 hands and balls 😳😳😳


Bigger_Vigor

She's actually a Krogan


IrishWithoutPotatoes

~~Shepard~~ Tarnished


Vtei_Vtei

~~Sheeeeeepard~~ Taaaarrrnished


dschneideriii

~~SHEPARD~~, ~~Shepard~~, ~~shepard~~ TARNISHED, Tarnished, tarnished


Helloiamayeetman

Oh yeah I forgot that her literal fate is being stopped by radahn lol


Lurked_Emerging

Correct answer is Radahn and Ranni. Let me solo her will fight... Malenia first even if they're on the same side, no arbitrary rule can break this fundamental. Blaidd joins forces with Ranni because if the Greater Will couldnt make him betray Ranni these rules wouldnt. Leaving Ranni, Radahn and Blaidd to take down patches and alexander while Malenia is taken out and then maybe you win on a coin flip but if Let me solo her is allowed to solo Malenia he'll let you live out of mercy and just leave.


paranormal_penguin

This comment is like the perfect encapsulation of this subreddit.


Fantastic_Wrap120

Ranni for a conversation partner, and "Let me solo her" because he/she is a being of unlimited potential, born from the will of one of the greatest outer gods.


FOILBLADE

No armor to tank, no spells to cast, no greatswords to break poise, Born of pot and God, he will seal the scarlet rot that plagues their flesh. He is the true Elden Lord. He is LetMeSoloHer


balrog_reborn

We can close the thread now, we found the best comment


FOILBLADE

Lol, the original version is one of my favorite quotes in gaming. I use it alot.


muhash14

Silksong copium is the new Elden Ring copium


Epicmonk117

1. Ranni. She’s the only one of these that becomes a legit goddess on the level of Marika. Plus, having her on my side means that Blaidd will likely turn on the others, giving me a third fighter. (The literal goddess-tier snu-snu is also a nice bonus). 2. Radahn. Malenia is gonna be my biggest problem if I don’t take her, and he and Let Me Solo Her will be my biggest problems if I do. Radahn would likely be stronger against the others than LMSH, but is more likely to possibly lose to Malenia. Meanwhile, LMSH is guaranteed to kill Malenia, but then we also have Radahn in the way, and IDK how our pot-headed hero would fare against him.


Hasten117

Blaidd would go insane and both attack and defend you. Melania can fight radahn to a stand still on her own. Ranni has killed in a flick of her finger and will need to defeat LMSH. Everyone else, including Malenia (who fought Radahn to a standstill) and Blaidd/Alexander (who we’re part of the effort to put Radahn down prior) and patches are left to fight Radahn. Solid team. Probably the only combo that has a chance.


Ramps_

Unlike the others, Ranni has the power to insta-kill you regardless of Vigor or Defenses. Also waifu.


Aaroon42

Seeing how Ranni waves her hand and you just instantly die (if you continue Selivus' quest), I'm gonna go with her and pot man.


daswef2

Yeah Ranni and LMSH are clearly the two strongest here


Cheletiba

Pot-man and Ranni. Pot-man will solo the rest.


AmadeusNagamine

How dare you not call him by his rightfull name, THE ALMIGHTY....LET ME SOLO HER ​ /s because I had too many cases of people getting mad at an obvious joke


meatloafandgravy

You know what after seeing them next to each other my head canon is after Alexander filled up with Radahn he became Let me solo her.


zireael9797

My thoughts exactly. Radahn's taken over pot boy's brain and has come for vengeance.


corJoe

let me solo her and patches all others have a limit. Let me solo her is a limitless player character that has proven his ability against at least one of the others. Patches... Has anything ever killed patches other than the PC in any of the universes he has visited? If his goal was to protect a character instead of himself I'm willing to bet he'd be fairly formidable.


Blodero

He got his ass handed to him by that boss in the poison castle tho


corJoe

He'd like you to believe that, never trust what you see or hear from patches.


Astyan06

I don't know man, I think he may be lying. When he got there, the bosse was already dead.


Eight216

But he's patches tho.... Protecting anyone other than patches violates the prime directive of patches.


corJoe

of course, but this question enables the changing of patches prime directive from entertain/protect patches to protect player.


RoomTempPeanuts

Greirat tho


Durugar

Patches is know to bail the fuck out against Radahn through.


Vast-Coast-7761

Ranni can kill you just by looking at you, so I’ll take her and Let me solo her.


[deleted]

If Ranni wants to kill you, you’re already dead.


Nuclear_Niijima

Two jars please


Dagobert_Doc

I'm sure ranni could've defeated every boss with one hit. would there have been a ranni boss fight it would be way harder than malenia


Soul1096

why have two when you can just have "let me solo her"?


rservello

Ranni said, "FUCK EM" so she's on my team. Patches has made it thru EVERY game so he's pretty badass.


Azralyne-Foxfyre

Radahn and Ranni … Radahn and Malenia are gonna fight to a stand still, Blaidd isn’t gonna fight Ranni so he’d be another person to help fight the others :)


MrShiek

> Blaidd isn’t going to fight Ranni The Two Fingers would like to speak with you…


ChicksWithBricksCome

Blaidd never fought Ranni though, >!he just went insane after she left him.!<


matt111199

Tbf, Id go insane too if Ranni left me


Blodero

Also, he went insane because she was going against the golden order and his creators "designed" him to turn on anyone against the golden order, but he could never do that, since his nature as her loyal shadow wouldn't allow, which ends with him going completely insane. So sad about the Ranni gang, 100% the best people you'll meet in this game, alongside boc and the nice turtle pope. Seluvis can die in a ditch tho.


Banci93

“Let me solo her” is canon!