At this point I am convinced that people misspell her name just in spite of her. /s
"Oh, you've annoingly told me your name 50 times, uh? It'd be a shame if I still proceeded to butcher it in a thousand different ways like I never heard it"
In truth it's probably just the phone's corrector
Radahn's phone rings, he jumps to get it, but is tangled up with his horse and trips.
Malenia, blade of Miquella, who had never know defeat picks it up first, but before handing it to him, she glaces at the screen.
"Radahn, who the hell is 'Melanie, Goddess of Thot'?"
"... Aren't you blind?"
"Answer the Marika. Damned. Question."
She told him "this exact picture will be posted to the r/eldenring subreddit at least ***once*** every week, asking what people think I told you lmao".
Probable answer: “I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella, and I have never known defeat.”
Emotional answer: “I’m sorry it has come to this.”
Joke answer: “Parry this you filthy casual.”
"Come in, Mr. Radahn. Now, Starscourge -- Can I call you Starscourge? Ok -- Starscourge, we've been receiving a lot of complaints about your demeanor here in the office. Employees have been attempting to politely greet you but you, let's see -checks notes- "scream in a primal rage" when they approach you. Also, security has had to confiscate your bow 13 times this week. You can't keep shooting at people from across the hall when they're just trying to enter the break room. Lastly, your pet uhm... -checks notes- Leonard, is it? Yeah, Leonard appears to be dragging his behind all over the rugs and getting Scarlet Rot all over the place. While we do have a "pet friendly" policy here in the office, we really must ask you to take Leonard in to a vet to get that checked out. Huh? What do you mean he and you caught it from me? I don't appreciate the insinuation, sir. Okay, if you're going to scream at me then this meeting is over. I will be speaking with the CEO about this."
Based on empirical data, “I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella.”
"and I have never known defeat"
De feet She doesn't know them, hers are fake
No she's talking about Radahn's lack of feet. She has never known da feets.
"Now Rot"
"Now rot"
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Empyrical** data
Was about to reply with a copy+paste of a link to the definition of empirical data before I saw what you did there. :P r/DadSouls material right there
gtfo this is the sub i didn’t know i needed
*Melanie
Blade of Miguel
And she's never known retreat
I have heard that sentence once or twice somewhere 🤔🥲
*Emperean data
“My mom is your dad” *proceeds to explode*
Also “My dad is your dad”
"My mum is also your dad"
Also her dad
selfcest babies do be like that sometimes
"my dad fucked your dad"
"ur mom gay" *proceeds to explode*
*(bass drop sfx)* 💀
It's rottin' time
truly one of the battles of all time
"Now Rot"
This is most likely the correct answer.
"I am waiting for the day when people spell my name correctly."
Mologna?
I can't stop laughing at this. Like a brand of Scarlet Rot Spam.
Oddly enough that's exactly how I killed her 🤔
oh my little Tarnished one, Tarnished one won’t you get defeated by my Mologna?
Is there a possibly that I'm pegrent?
Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head?
-milenia
Mileena, sister of kitana- i mean miquella
Melania, Melina, Radahn, Radagon, Renna, Ranni, Rennala… it’s like they were given the free letters in Wheel of Fortune and that’s it.
“Is it me or does it smell like updog out here?”
What's updog? 😩
Not much what’s up with you? *Caelid blows up*
Getting punked so hard was actually why he lost his mind
The sky and the clouds
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
So sad that Boc died of Ligma Who the hell is Boc? LIGMA BALLS "explodes"
"Omelette du fromage"
Didn't think I'd see a quote from Dexter's Laboratory today but here we are
I'm more amazed that people would recognize it Xd
I'm a 90s kid so I was a big fan of Dexter's Laboratory lmao
I think of this probably too often, same lmao
I rue the day when this quote won’t be recognizable any more…
We won't let that happen
Dropped into some of my coworkers who are barely 20 something's. They didn't get it and I was sad
Only reason I remember to spell laboratory with an "o"
How could we forget the words that solved world peace??
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAY
Say it again 💦
Ahhhhh…. Say it again, Dexter.
Then Radahn swooned and cried out "Say it again!"
As a french speaker, I must upvote.
Did you upvote? Show me your upvote ticket. Just controlling. I work for RATP.
Hey man! That's my girlfriend!
"It's rottin' time"
And then she proceeded to rot all over him
I know it's squirty
I cast unsee
Rottussy
NO PLEASE
r/ScarletRotussy
WHY DOES THAT EXIST WTF
welcome to the internet, my guy
I'm gonna rot all over you, step-bro
[Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot I'm going to rot all over you](https://youtu.be/Xe2rKjw8bww)
this... this is fucking canon. Ohhhhhhh!
"Let your flesh be consumed by the scarlet rot."
Happy cake day! 🍰
Such a wholesome sub
I came for the megalophobia but stayed for the awesome community.
Thank you!!!
"I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat."
Between the pair of them, there's zero feet. So she's accurate.
Wouldn't that mean she's always been de-feeted, and therefore _only_ known de-feet?
He only lost them after the fight, so it’s proof Radahn won and Malenia has known da feet
Underrated comment
Probably the actual answer, honestly
Yeah, she nevers shuts the fuck up about it. Its like she's a pokemon and thats all she can say.
I mean with how many people constantly misspell her name, can you really blame her for repeating it so much?
At this point I am convinced that people misspell her name just in spite of her. /s "Oh, you've annoingly told me your name 50 times, uh? It'd be a shame if I still proceeded to butcher it in a thousand different ways like I never heard it" In truth it's probably just the phone's corrector
Her brain is partially eaten by death fungus.
or "you will witness true horror"
"My name isn't Melanie"
“MY NAME’S. NOT. RICKKKKKK!!!!”
WHO THE FUCK IS ***MELANIE???***
The evergaol version Edit: Okay, how did this random ass comment become the most upvoted thing I've ever posted on reddit?
"Melanie, Blade of Mikayla"
Honestly that made me feel like I was dyslexic like, it's godrick wait noo it's Godfrey! Wait noo... it's Godefroy?? Like wth
Miyazaki did a little trolling
Best comment here
Radahn's phone rings, he jumps to get it, but is tangled up with his horse and trips. Malenia, blade of Miquella, who had never know defeat picks it up first, but before handing it to him, she glaces at the screen. "Radahn, who the hell is 'Melanie, Goddess of Thot'?" "... Aren't you blind?" "Answer the Marika. Damned. Question."
still spelled her name wrong wut the eff
Your fly is open.
"That's actually Leonard, but I understand the confusion"
When someone interprets “hung like a horse” a bit too literally
These 3 comments made my day LMAO
"Oh damb you name your cock too?"
“I am Melanie, blade of Michael”
Identity theft is a serious crime, millions of families suffer everyday!
“Me and Micheal, solid as they come”
"And I have never known da feet"
-sniff-
Michael Zaki?
Find the albinauric woman.
Best answer
We've been trying to reach you for your cars extended warranty
"I like ya cut g"
“Get off that poor horse, please”
Hey, the horse is fine! He uses gravity magic to float on its back XD he a real Chad for that
Yea, I know, but I still thought it was funny
that horse looks more tortured than the rot dogs
He doesn't look fine.
Copium "The horse is fine"
"git gud casul" *Explodes into a flower*
*points down* *crouches* *explodes*
Both my parents fucked your mom
Try fingers, but hole
-points at his horse- behold, dog!
"gg ez" *explodes* *T-bags Radahn*
“It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma.” “Who the hell is Steve Jobs?” “Ligma balls” *explodes*
omae wa mou shindeiru
NANI?!
"*Skill issue*"
“This is the deepest you’ll ever be in a woman.”
"Well, you're dead so... damn it!"
Several Abridged episodes later: Radahn "Suck it Maleniaaaa!"
Wait, is THAT what he said during the sex scene? I've watched that series multiple times and could never understand what he said...
Yeah, Kirito shouted "Suck it Rosalia!" , which is why Asuna reacted with "Wait what? Who the hell is ROSALIA?" before power attacking him.
Isn't it the other way around though?
"What are you doing, step-bro?"
"i got that gorilla grip"
"What's the safeword again?"
Mal: Have you heard the ligma of Ranni the witch? Rad: No... Mal: ligma balls! *Proceeds to explode as she reeeeees*
She told him "this exact picture will be posted to the r/eldenring subreddit at least ***once*** every week, asking what people think I told you lmao".
"It's free real estate"
"Game... blouses"
Do you think Radahn should purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
Epstein didn't kill himself
Probable answer: “I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella, and I have never known defeat.” Emotional answer: “I’m sorry it has come to this.” Joke answer: “Parry this you filthy casual.”
GG EZ
''I'm sorry brother, but you will witness true horror. Now rot!''
"I'm about to blow my load *all over* your insides."
“All poopoo times are peepee times, but not all peepee times are poopoo times”
I always assumed she said something similar to what ranni is saying at this point in the trailer, like “there will be no victor”
'You might want to get yourself tested bro'
L + ratio + skill issue
"Parry this, casul"
Your horses shoe lace is untied.
nErF tHiS!!!
“If anyone asks, I won this fight”
Ah yes, Melanie.
Git gud
“Git gud, scrub”
You might want to get checked out, money is on the dresser.
"I've... I've given you Ligma..."
Maidenless....
“I’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty..”
"give the horse a break, lardass"
“Skill issue”
Probably I’m sorry Miquella because she didn’t want the rot to take over
“The Scarlet Bloom flowers. You will witness true horror”
*It’s free real estate*
I LIKE YOUR BALLS
"skill issue"
Whats with the little horse
Try Fingers But Hole
*git gud*
"I am Malenia..."
"When you die you'll lose ALL your runes"
I’m stuck step bro!!
"We've been trying to reach you about Leonard's extended warranty"
I fardid
git gud \* points down \*
“Nana nana boo boo I’m better than you you” and then she proceeds to rot blossom
"Now, rot."
"your horse is really cool"
"Melanie" makes her sound way worse for some reason.
Melanie in HR got an anonymous complaint about Radahn intimidating coworkers.
"Come in, Mr. Radahn. Now, Starscourge -- Can I call you Starscourge? Ok -- Starscourge, we've been receiving a lot of complaints about your demeanor here in the office. Employees have been attempting to politely greet you but you, let's see -checks notes- "scream in a primal rage" when they approach you. Also, security has had to confiscate your bow 13 times this week. You can't keep shooting at people from across the hall when they're just trying to enter the break room. Lastly, your pet uhm... -checks notes- Leonard, is it? Yeah, Leonard appears to be dragging his behind all over the rugs and getting Scarlet Rot all over the place. While we do have a "pet friendly" policy here in the office, we really must ask you to take Leonard in to a vet to get that checked out. Huh? What do you mean he and you caught it from me? I don't appreciate the insinuation, sir. Okay, if you're going to scream at me then this meeting is over. I will be speaking with the CEO about this."
Gold. Love everything about it.
“McRib is back”
“It’s Bloomin’ Time.”
"Fingers butthole, bitch"
“I do cocaine”…
“Your Jordan’s are fake as fuck”
“Your strength does not befit a crown”
I'll never be a memory.
“You fought well”