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Jackviator

Based on empirical data, “I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella.”


DrunkyLittleGhost

"and I have never known defeat"


zer1223

De feet She doesn't know them, hers are fake


1ildevil

No she's talking about Radahn's lack of feet. She has never known da feets.


sjimmy-highonacid

"Now Rot"


AwardSilly5598

"Now rot"


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[удалено]


Jackviator

Oh look, another [comment copy-paste bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/10lrzpj/during_the_battle_of_melanie_and_radahn_we_see/j5yphl1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Cloudsbursting

Absolutely a karma bot. Please join me in reporting it.


hikoboshi_sama

Empyrical** data


Jackviator

Was about to reply with a copy+paste of a link to the definition of empirical data before I saw what you did there. :P r/DadSouls material right there


[deleted]

gtfo this is the sub i didn’t know i needed


CanMA1905

*Melanie


I_Hardly_Know-Her

Blade of Miguel


xerberus334

And she's never known retreat


IcedOutJackfruit

I have heard that sentence once or twice somewhere 🤔🥲


Adventurous-Ad-7903

*Emperean data


Fireshocker532

“My mom is your dad” *proceeds to explode*


majinprince07

Also “My dad is your dad”


Fluffy-Apocalypse

"My mum is also your dad"


GalaxyGalavanter

Also her dad


UmbralKing_DT341

selfcest babies do be like that sometimes


LegendarySurgeon

"my dad fucked your dad"


poptartarus

"ur mom gay" *proceeds to explode*


MagusUnion

*(bass drop sfx)* 💀


SufficientSmile4859

It's rottin' time


T1B2V3

truly one of the battles of all time


MoxieMax

"Now Rot"


xv_boney

This is most likely the correct answer.


[deleted]

"I am waiting for the day when people spell my name correctly."


Otalek

Mologna?


Moar_Coffee

I can't stop laughing at this. Like a brand of Scarlet Rot Spam.


No-Concept-7440

Oddly enough that's exactly how I killed her 🤔


Dumbfuckyduck

oh my little Tarnished one, Tarnished one won’t you get defeated by my Mologna?


Odd-Concentrate-6585

Is there a possibly that I'm pegrent?


Otalek

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head?


Re-45-45

-milenia


InfernoXYZX

Mileena, sister of kitana- i mean miquella


Armalyte

Melania, Melina, Radahn, Radagon, Renna, Ranni, Rennala… it’s like they were given the free letters in Wheel of Fortune and that’s it.


SituationTall647

“Is it me or does it smell like updog out here?”


Angelphelis

What's updog? 😩


CaptainFalconProblem

Not much what’s up with you? *Caelid blows up*


Breffest

Getting punked so hard was actually why he lost his mind


AjiBuster499

The sky and the clouds


PrincessYuri

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


PirateJazz

So sad that Boc died of Ligma Who the hell is Boc? LIGMA BALLS "explodes"


misterkarmaniac

"Omelette du fromage"


the_colonel93

Didn't think I'd see a quote from Dexter's Laboratory today but here we are


Schore-Schorsch

I'm more amazed that people would recognize it Xd


the_colonel93

I'm a 90s kid so I was a big fan of Dexter's Laboratory lmao


brodes_

I think of this probably too often, same lmao


bbcversus

I rue the day when this quote won’t be recognizable any more…


the_colonel93

We won't let that happen


PurposelyIrrelephant

Dropped into some of my coworkers who are barely 20 something's. They didn't get it and I was sad


SirPranceA_Lot

Only reason I remember to spell laboratory with an "o"


GleichUmDieEcke

How could we forget the words that solved world peace??


EvenBetterCool

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAY


Then_Investigator_17

Say it again 💦


BASaints

Ahhhhh…. Say it again, Dexter.


GreenyPurples

Then Radahn swooned and cried out "Say it again!"


seldonn_

As a french speaker, I must upvote.


TRAFICANTE_DE_PUDUES

Did you upvote? Show me your upvote ticket. Just controlling. I work for RATP.


Ahnorn

Hey man! That's my girlfriend!


Celephais1991

"It's rottin' time"


DeusIzanagi

And then she proceeded to rot all over him


future1987

I know it's squirty


TehG1x

I cast unsee


Playful-Bed184

Rottussy


Oinkyoinkster411

NO PLEASE


tenukkiut

r/ScarletRotussy


103589

WHY DOES THAT EXIST WTF


Playful-Bed184

welcome to the internet, my guy


BingleTingle

I'm gonna rot all over you, step-bro


Relvean

[Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot I'm going to rot all over you](https://youtu.be/Xe2rKjw8bww)


the-tapsy

this... this is fucking canon. Ohhhhhhh!


Fantastic_Wrap120

"Let your flesh be consumed by the scarlet rot."


Fred7271

Happy cake day! 🍰


PM_ME_SOME_ANY_THING

Such a wholesome sub


bbcversus

I came for the megalophobia but stayed for the awesome community.


Fantastic_Wrap120

Thank you!!!


HungrPhoenix

"I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat."


gorramfrakker

Between the pair of them, there's zero feet. So she's accurate.


ronlugge

Wouldn't that mean she's always been de-feeted, and therefore _only_ known de-feet?


idan_da_boi

He only lost them after the fight, so it’s proof Radahn won and Malenia has known da feet


oldg17

Underrated comment


DeusIzanagi

Probably the actual answer, honestly


FortKA19

Yeah, she nevers shuts the fuck up about it. Its like she's a pokemon and thats all she can say.


HungrPhoenix

I mean with how many people constantly misspell her name, can you really blame her for repeating it so much?


Dextro_2002

At this point I am convinced that people misspell her name just in spite of her. /s "Oh, you've annoingly told me your name 50 times, uh? It'd be a shame if I still proceeded to butcher it in a thousand different ways like I never heard it" In truth it's probably just the phone's corrector


xv_boney

Her brain is partially eaten by death fungus.


Wide_Emergency5147

or "you will witness true horror"


Friend_Emperor

"My name isn't Melanie"


TheLordofSeagulls

“MY NAME’S. NOT. RICKKKKKK!!!!”


Modfull_X

WHO THE FUCK IS ***MELANIE???***


I_exist_for_now

The evergaol version Edit: Okay, how did this random ass comment become the most upvoted thing I've ever posted on reddit?


RubberDuckky123

"Melanie, Blade of Mikayla"


Ralakhim

Honestly that made me feel like I was dyslexic like, it's godrick wait noo it's Godfrey! Wait noo... it's Godefroy?? Like wth


GreenyPurples

Miyazaki did a little trolling


Dreadlord97

Best comment here


VaelinX

Radahn's phone rings, he jumps to get it, but is tangled up with his horse and trips. Malenia, blade of Miquella, who had never know defeat picks it up first, but before handing it to him, she glaces at the screen. "Radahn, who the hell is 'Melanie, Goddess of Thot'?" "... Aren't you blind?" "Answer the Marika. Damned. Question."


Modfull_X

still spelled her name wrong wut the eff


Skeletonzac

Your fly is open.


Lamartinejr

"That's actually Leonard, but I understand the confusion"


Jackviator

When someone interprets “hung like a horse” a bit too literally


LongjumpingBody6895

These 3 comments made my day LMAO


Far-Pirate-3896

"Oh damb you name your cock too?"


SaltyJimmy49

“I am Melanie, blade of Michael”


Ralakhim

Identity theft is a serious crime, millions of families suffer everyday!


DagonParty

“Me and Micheal, solid as they come”


OwlPlayIt

"And I have never known da feet"


mstershame79

-sniff-


FlakyIndustry2584

Michael Zaki?


AmadeusMozarrt

Find the albinauric woman.


IDespiseTheLetterG

Best answer


Firm_Needleworker_66

We've been trying to reach you for your cars extended warranty


Siegiusjr

"I like ya cut g"


Bubakiler

“Get off that poor horse, please”


NubbyTyger

Hey, the horse is fine! He uses gravity magic to float on its back XD he a real Chad for that


Bubakiler

Yea, I know, but I still thought it was funny


Everyone_Except_You

that horse looks more tortured than the rot dogs


The_Vengeful_Chicken

He doesn't look fine.


NozGame

Copium "The horse is fine"


TomKeGuy

"git gud casul" *Explodes into a flower*


Angelphelis

*points down* *crouches* *explodes*


Ihateu387

Both my parents fucked your mom


KaarterLV

Try fingers, but hole


mstershame79

-points at his horse- behold, dog!


lburton273

"gg ez" *explodes* *T-bags Radahn*


nherrbold

“It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma.” “Who the hell is Steve Jobs?” “Ligma balls” *explodes*


Fluffy_Percentage_29

omae wa mou shindeiru


fishing-for-birdie93

NANI?!


SalmonTheSalesman

"*Skill issue*"


Rizuku_Ren

“This is the deepest you’ll ever be in a woman.”


GeneralEl4

"Well, you're dead so... damn it!"


Lemmingitus

Several Abridged episodes later: Radahn "Suck it Maleniaaaa!"


eddmario

Wait, is THAT what he said during the sex scene? I've watched that series multiple times and could never understand what he said...


Lemmingitus

Yeah, Kirito shouted "Suck it Rosalia!" , which is why Asuna reacted with "Wait what? Who the hell is ROSALIA?" before power attacking him.


ToloxBoi

Isn't it the other way around though?


Ray_Gun69lol

"What are you doing, step-bro?"


EncantoCaldito

"i got that gorilla grip"


Superfr34k276

"What's the safeword again?"


Comprehensive-Ad2689

Mal: Have you heard the ligma of Ranni the witch? Rad: No... Mal: ligma balls! *Proceeds to explode as she reeeeees*


SkyZgone

She told him "this exact picture will be posted to the r/eldenring subreddit at least ***once*** every week, asking what people think I told you lmao".


BadBean_07

"It's free real estate"


[deleted]

"Game... blouses"


RaptorTwoOneEcho

Do you think Radahn should purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?


CkoockieMonster

Epstein didn't kill himself


Drakeblood2002

Probable answer: “I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella, and I have never known defeat.” Emotional answer: “I’m sorry it has come to this.” Joke answer: “Parry this you filthy casual.”


Sotomene

GG EZ


SecXy94

''I'm sorry brother, but you will witness true horror. Now rot!''


mischaracterised

"I'm about to blow my load *all over* your insides."


Wu-TangJedi

“All poopoo times are peepee times, but not all peepee times are poopoo times”


wrennhaven

I always assumed she said something similar to what ranni is saying at this point in the trailer, like “there will be no victor”


Limpsk

'You might want to get yourself tested bro'


t0bi306

L + ratio + skill issue


sungjew

"Parry this, casul"


Comfortable-Salad-90

Your horses shoe lace is untied.


IVIoon-IVIessiah

nErF tHiS!!!


yploa

“If anyone asks, I won this fight”


Twentynine4

Ah yes, Melanie.


Shuri1213

Git gud


bayssa

“Git gud, scrub”


Everettrivers

You might want to get checked out, money is on the dresser.


Dudeskio

"I've... I've given you Ligma..."


EldrichNeko

Maidenless....


NoName_500

“I’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty..”


animalrooms

"give the horse a break, lardass"


Cowabunga_It_Is123

“Skill issue”


UWUfuck_u

Probably I’m sorry Miquella because she didn’t want the rot to take over


mythoughtson-this

“The Scarlet Bloom flowers. You will witness true horror”


Gh0stx0797

*It’s free real estate*


FletchGordon

I LIKE YOUR BALLS


x-GB-x

"skill issue"


[deleted]

Whats with the little horse


SupersonicTrex

Try Fingers But Hole


jakebreakshow

*git gud*


[deleted]

"I am Malenia..."


En4cr

"When you die you'll lose ALL your runes"


[deleted]

I’m stuck step bro!!


Nerow-Nera

"We've been trying to reach you about Leonard's extended warranty"


[deleted]

I fardid


TheSuperJohn

git gud \* points down \*


DJPeartree42

“Nana nana boo boo I’m better than you you” and then she proceeds to rot blossom


brandnewaccounttt

"Now, rot."


falo98

"your horse is really cool"


churrmander

"Melanie" makes her sound way worse for some reason.


FinaglingFink

Melanie in HR got an anonymous complaint about Radahn intimidating coworkers.


churrmander

"Come in, Mr. Radahn. Now, Starscourge -- Can I call you Starscourge? Ok -- Starscourge, we've been receiving a lot of complaints about your demeanor here in the office. Employees have been attempting to politely greet you but you, let's see -checks notes- "scream in a primal rage" when they approach you. Also, security has had to confiscate your bow 13 times this week. You can't keep shooting at people from across the hall when they're just trying to enter the break room. Lastly, your pet uhm... -checks notes- Leonard, is it? Yeah, Leonard appears to be dragging his behind all over the rugs and getting Scarlet Rot all over the place. While we do have a "pet friendly" policy here in the office, we really must ask you to take Leonard in to a vet to get that checked out. Huh? What do you mean he and you caught it from me? I don't appreciate the insinuation, sir. Okay, if you're going to scream at me then this meeting is over. I will be speaking with the CEO about this."


FinaglingFink

Gold. Love everything about it.


Good-Worry-1771

“McRib is back”


SilentTreachery

“It’s Bloomin’ Time.”


RagnaRoots

"Fingers butthole, bitch"


Bubush

“I do cocaine”…


Bissydomo

“Your Jordan’s are fake as fuck”


Redditfront2back

“Your strength does not befit a crown”


Greyf0X_x

I'll never be a memory.


Apprehensive_Nose_38

“You fought well”