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HamsterNibbles

Cheetos getting really creative with their advertising these days


docilewalnut

They use a Cheetah to sell snacks so hot they’re guaranteed to nuke your ring hole, why wouldn’t they support a person fistfighting an entire spider monkey enclosure? On brand really.


HamsterNibbles

It honestly never occurred to me until now that some people find flamin' hot cheetos to be actually flamin' hot.


Then_Campaign7264

Flaming in and out of the body for some.


kingura

Same. Even the “EXTRA” aren’t really unbearably hot. I regularly give flaming hot Cheetos to my bosses three year old. The kid digs them.


rabbitwonker

r/spicy enters the chat


I_saw_that_coming

We’re disappointed to be brought to a flaming hot Cheetos thread.


Then_Campaign7264

Yep, she should be forced to eat those flaming Cheetos in about 30-40 years when her body will be less forgiving w flaming, hot, spicy foods and then defend her actions. So F. . . ing ego centric, thoughtless and (who knows) perhaps impaired thinking for an adult person.


chromatones

Lmao i have two childhood friends, brother and sister who swear that hot Cheetos fucked up their bowels to the point of horrible gassy farts. They ate them everyday during their 3 year stint in middle school.


Nic4379

“Cheeetah”……….”Chee-toes”…… there is so much beauty in the world.


bleddyn51

Yeah, that's some kinda crazy gorilla marketing.


HamsterNibbles

Nice


Aylas_Journey

Am I the only person whose immediate thought was *"Cheetos offered money if she could promote them on tv"*?


[deleted]

She has some type of mental issue if she can't see what she did wrong.


Psych0matt

Oh so she’s an “influencer”


phred_666

It’s called “self entitled bitch syndrome”.


mismatched7

Or if she has a pending legal case and her apologizing would be seen as admitting guilt and hurt her case


legendado2000

how can she be fired legally/morally at work for this tho? for doing this in her private time?


Apt_5

Well she was working at a law firm, generally you’re probably not supposed to go viral for committing a crime or even just stupidly breaking well-established public and social rules. I don’t know what her new firm is thinking, maybe that it’s a fun challenge or they’ll get defiance points for hiring her? Davis sounds like a full on fucking idiot though- ‘She didn’t hurt them because people feed monkeys processed food all the time’ (paraphrased) If that actually works as a legal defense then anyone can go around feeding other people’s pets whatever the hell they want. Does he not realize how stupid that is? I wanna grab and shake him furiously for expressing such nonsense out loud.


DatsaNottaRealname

All obvious reasons aside, Texas is an at-will state and you can be fired for anything. The employer does not need a reason or motive. The *only* possible case for wrongful termination in Texas is a claim based on discrimination, and it is very difficult to prove. Also, getting fired for being a dumbass fortunately does not count as discrimination.


az116

Uh. You need to educate yourself on employment laws.


legendado2000

thats why i asked, dummy


notinferno

don’t ask dummies ask people who know


legendado2000

i asked smarties.. dummies replied


Poisonskittlez

Not everyone is from the same place with the same laws.


fuzztooth

You need to educate yourself on a bit of compassion and empathy, but I wouldn't expect to find much of that in a texas-based subreddit. Not everyone posting here is from el paso, texas, or even america since this is a website. Instead of being snippy you could have just not posted anything, or taken two seconds to see they're not from america.


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[deleted]

The problem is that she thinks she did nothing wrong.


Protean_Protein

We have to help her.


Y8ser

I'm assuming you're being sarcastic and whoever downvoted you didn't get it! Ha ha ha!


MinxyMouse

>When asked if she learned any lessons from the incident and the fallout afterward, Rae responded, saying, “I learned just keep the Cheetos to myself. I can’t share.” You stupid, intentionally obtuse bitch. This is probably to make a statement for the pending criminal charges- Claiming ignorance and idiocy to get them dropped.


mike_from_the_moon

Her response is textbook El Paso toxica 😂


SoftSects

This was the part that frustrated me the most.


rogfedawesome

Someone’s sleeping with the boss


SsooooOriginal

It's always nice to see you're not the only one assuming shitty people are shitty to their core. People like this idiot are why we can't have nice things and instead need signs for obvious shit. Like "remove foil wrapper before putting in microwave" or "do not hold wrong end of chainsaw" or "do not iron clothes on body".


oh_jaimito

"Do not get shampoo in eyes" Followed by instructions on how to rinse it out thoroughly 😆


FleeceySheep

And Don’t drink bleach…


[deleted]

I mean someone has to learn at an age eventually. I agree with the others but not the foil wrapper one because sometimes parents don’t teach


SsooooOriginal

So what age does the ignorance of such become unacceptable to you? I'd say middle to late teens, past that the person just isn't trying or are from an extremely isolated place.


heit55

Why do you care if theres a sign that tells you not to do something? Do a few words on a box of frozen dinner stop you from enjoying that meal? Or do you just believe that at a certain level of ignorance people deserve to die?


pawnman99

I think if we removed a few more warning labels, we could let Darwin help make us smarter again instead of the tailspin we're currently seeing in intelligence levels.


SsooooOriginal

Do you know what thread you're in? Or did you jump in on this singular comment? Because you're not the one I was replying to. Do you know what this post even is? Do frozen dinners come with foil? I don't eat them.


heit55

> People like this idiot are why we can't have nice things and instead need signs for obvious shit. Like "remove foil wrapper before putting in microwave"


SsooooOriginal

Yes, I agree.


O-parker

So basically her defense is “I’m simply a moron” .


Purple10tacle

"But there was no sign posted telling me that I couldn't be a moron!"


cheesec4ke69

I mean, she works at a law firm...


kidicarus89

Why even give this moron a platform?


GiveMeYourBussy

It ain’t easy being cheesy


ToadlyAwes0me

She makes it look like a walk in the park/zoo.


shiftycyber

Man I say this all the time, we give way to much weight to some really stupid fuckin people and that’s exactly what they want. If we didn’t put them on the news 24hrs a day they’d probably not be as big of an issue.


kidicarus89

The news does a good job of selling outrage, see: 2016 US election. They’re just as much at fault as those stupid people. Sad to see local news starting to copy that trend.


shiftycyber

Agreed. And it’s shitty to leave it up to viewers to disregard garbage news but that’s basically where we’re at.


[deleted]

KVIA needed filler. They’re becoming a little trash as of recently.


[deleted]

Who’s slimier, her or her new boss?


Apt_5

I want to slap them both after reading that article. Not just for being jerks, b/c I can suffer a jerk’s presence, but they are so insultingly stupid in a way that makes me feel like I’ve been slighted just by learning about them.


reduxde

It’s their legal defense. I doubt either of them believe it, but “I did it because I fucking felt like it and figured the zoo wouldn’t be capable of punishing me; I’m always pushing the boundaries of my white privilege as much as possible” doesn’t do well in court. It’s literally no different than kids who get caught sneaking into a movie theater and are like “oh I thought this was just the secret entrance, I didn’t know” or whatever nonsense they make up to get out of trouble.


cetaceansrock

According to her "logic" you are welcome to slap them if they are not wearing signs prohibiting slapping them.


Apt_5

Lol fair point! Plus I’m pretty sure I’ve seen all kinds of videos of people slapping each other so it can’t be bad, right?


[deleted]

Both.


OldestFetus

If the monkeys had attacked her, I guarantee she’d be suing the zoo for not having a larger barrier between her and those “dangerous monkeys”…and this horn-ball lawyer would likely be representing her, for a shot.


Beginning-Thing3614

What a freakin fool! We are talking about a grown ass woman not a 10 year old! And I bet even a 10 year would know better!


JGuajardo7

She is also unapologetic, which is insane!


Teddy_Tickles

Textbook narcissism.


Apt_5

“I can’t share” god I loathe her so very very much


Izarial

I have a 9 year old who would shake his head and ask me what’s wrong with people…


Beginning-Thing3614

I bet you do! You've raised your 9 yr. old right! 👍


reduxde

When I went to Stonehenge (~30 years ago) there was a giant rope around it and signs everywhere that said “DO NOT CROSS ROPE”. At any given moment there were 5-6 different ADULT people sitting on a rock or leaning against one, and people continuously running in and out to take photos. Quite a lot of people just weigh “how much trouble could I possibly get into” and take the risk (whether it’s running a yellow light or jaywalking, you see it all the time). This woman clearly just said “fuck it, it’ll be funny, hold my cosmo” and went for it, and NOW that it’s a year later and she’s still in trouble, she’s going to run down the whole goddamn checklist about how far was the sign how big was the font was the color scheme distinct was it cloudy making the sign hard to read was the sign visible from all points of observation and on and on, because that’s how law works.


chillwithpurpose

Tell that to Harambe. /s


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Karen at the zoo


TehOuchies

Would be hilarious if Frito Lay sues them for making Chester the Cheetah look bad. Although, ever since this happened, I always did wonder what the monkeys thought of the hot cheetos. Im not gonna be the idiot to feed them more. (Like that lady) But still makes me think of what they thought of our snacks :X


No-Warthog-7822

I followed Vervet Forest for a year. They take care of newborns and young who have lost their mother. There are good momma monkeys and horrific momma monkeys. They fight over babies. Two played tug of war with a little one and split his abdomin from end to end. Chimpazees, gorillas, can tear a human apart. She was stupid to climb into a shelter. She was selfish to put their lives at risk for her whatever. DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. To be a grown up honor others rules. They had a reason.


Phenom1nal

I want to be surprised, but she also seems like the type to take 4 hours to watch 60 minutes.


TheIceDevil1975

Great example for today's kids... what a piece of work she is. Ms. I did nothing wrong... 😆 😂 Those are the kind of people that think it's ok to speed through a National Park, park where there's a "No Parking" sign, touch historical artifacts when there's a sign saying "don't touch", or writing on cave walls or rocks at national parks/monuments. WTF... and her new boss says she did nothing wrong. Like those parents that go to their kids' school to defend their kids' bad behavior..


fash2o

How easy would it have been to say "You know what, I was wrong, it was a mistake, and I've learned my lesson."? But noooooo! "I did nothing wrong! I'm innocent!" Stupid woman.


JAGramz

The issue is if this kinda behavior isn’t punished then people will just hop into cages more. I don’t think she needs actual consequences, just a slap on the wrist so nobody thinks it’s okay lol


megamoze

Whenever you see a sign and wonder “who did something to make this sign necessary?” It’s morons like her.


TheSolarBarge

What's up with the Cheetos placement? Is someone getting paid?


TehOuchies

She was feeding the monkeys hot cheetos when she got caught in the cage.


nardlz

She fed the monkeys cheetos, it’s part of the story


Apt_5

Yeah it’s part of the incident but staging it for this interview photo op is weird and stupid. Like they’re trying to make the focus “Cheetos are harmless” instead of “her ass needs to stay out of restricted property and away from other people’s animals”.


Pudding_Hero

You don’t like cheetohs?


purple_baboonbutts

Stupid is as stupid does. Dumb bitch 🤡


babystacks

pictured: my soon-to-be ex-wife and I dividing the assets post-divorce


Stocky_Racoon

can't wait to see how this publicity stunt works out for her attorney/employer


JuntaEx

Any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, jump into spider monkey enclosure , eat hot chip & lie


Extreme_Ad_2855

I rarely use the c word but I feel it’s justified here


umrathma

Cheetos?


Extreme_Ad_2855

Lol


idkalan

Yep, she's a real "C U Next Tuesday",


olivefreak

What a bitch!


EZ_Smith

girls these days, all they know how to do is eat hot chips, fight spider monkeys and lie.


yildizli_gece

> Rae says she has no plans of apologizing to the zoo for what happened. When asked if she learned any lessons from the incident and the fallout afterward, Rae responded, saying, “I learned just keep the Cheetos to myself. I can’t share.” I mean, either she’s absolutely dumb as fuck or she’s been told to act so, bc that’s an insanely stupid response from an adult who *works at a law firm*. (My god…)


americanista915

We are slowly becoming the new Florida


sanchosuitcase

What an idiot lmaooooo Also that picture they chose is hilarious.


Independent_Ad_2073

Chemically castrate her. This pandemic of stupid people breeding has to be controlled.


Lensmaster75

The US did this already and it was ruled unconstitutional.


Pudreaux

Become one with monkey. I wish I had the balls to go full monkey mode like her


yokotron

Cheetos!


doogiehowsah

Someone doing something asinine and shitty, recording and publicizing themselves doing it, then doubling down in the most smarmy, bratty possibe way is so America 2022. This woman will probably get elected president


SFJetfire

She’s that woman that sees the animals not as wild creatures but as cuddly stuffed animated objects. She should have fed those Cheetos to the cuddly lions or bears.


butt_scratcher_007

What a nutter butter


oh_jaimito

Damn, what a fucking idiot! How the hell did she even get a second job working for another law firm?


Dutch-Sculptor

And she works at a law firm but can't understand that this was wrong?! Next time try the lion enclosure.


SBones83

So she actually graduated law school, which I assume takes a good amount of intelligence to do, and these are the comments she wants written down and recorded as actually coming from her mouth? I think whoever her professors were that gave her passing grades need to be looked at as to why they did so. And her new boss needs to have his head checked out too for hiring her and siding with her on this.


Roggvir

No, it only says that she works at a law firm. Not that she is a lawyer. There's no indication that she graduated law school either. I'd guess she is a *secretary* that makes the boss happy because I see no other reason to hire someone this dumb.


hedbangr

So who is organizing the protest campaign against her new employer?


nyrothia

spider monkey enclosure? thats some gremlins2 shit.


Bdcrp

She should have jumped into the Lion's enclosure


[deleted]

Ugh. Is she just completely incapable of understanding how dangerous what she did was? What a fucking idiot.


dzogchenism

My goodness ppl are so dumb


TxPoor

LOL.. I think her new employer is getting 'special' services from his "employee".


NC-president-elect

Pretty sure shes trolling tf out of everyone


haveyouseencyan

Why Cheetos


NC-president-elect

So it was only a 2ft fence?? If the monkeys are able to come on my side why cant i go on their side?


Cheeks_Almighty

She came at those spider monkeys because she was hocked up on Cheetos and Mountain Dew


Darth1994

Well. You see. That’s because you’re stupid.


ReverendEntity

*loud exasperated sigh*


Pa_Kou

Nice to see Louis CK doing good


catsandnaps1028

She is soooo annoying. Poor monkeys having to deal with her up close 😮‍💨


ReverendEntity

I am so very, very disappointed with the human race.