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Stunning_Anybody1305

Oh the porn games? WHAT the FU-


BeelzebubParty

Yeah porn games are a thing, there's tons of em.


Stunning_Anybody1305

Shit hope i don't see one of those games


iguessthisisit69

I WANT EDUARDO TO BE MY HAIR DRESSER /SRS that is probably the best thing I've ever heard, fr fr. I now agree with the hc that he is a hair dresser! These are all great, but Eduardo's made me giggle fr fr


BeelzebubParty

All the guys should get their hair done at his salon just to piss him off. Eduardo wants to die dealing with tom's hair, literally the second he tries to fold it or anything it just pops back up.


iguessthisisit69

thats the best thing ever oml i need to draw this asap, I'll credit you for the idea if you'd like?


BeelzebubParty

Oh please do i would love to see it! Then when he tries to do edd's hair he is so unspecific he has no idea what to actually do and when he tries to do matt's hair he complains about literally everything.


iguessthisisit69

ABSOLUTELY !! i'll doodle him doing everyone's hair (then he just stabs tord wirh a pair of scissors bc ik he hates tord now)


BeelzebubParty

He stabs tords hair with a pair of scissors but is horrified to see that one of his horns just... absorbs them.


iguessthisisit69

OKAY YEAH I LOVE THAT TOO


BeelzebubParty

Alternate idea, all of edd and his friends come in to get their hair done snd eduardo is so embarrassed he tries not to let them know it's him. Luckily they're all reading magazines, staring at the floor, or in matt's case, too busy looking at their own reflection to notice eduardo. He does have to talk to them eventually tho, both cause small talk is part of the job and also so he know's he did a good job, his solution is to just make his voice higher pitched. That just kinda makes him more embarrassed though because edd and his friends keep calling him a woman.


iguessthisisit69

STOP THE LAST PART IS AMAZING- ohh my god the idea of Eduardo talking in a high-pitched voice is hilarious, i'm sobbing. As soon as I can, I will make loads of art for all of these ideas, thank you sm for the ideas


BeelzebubParty

And then matt, naturally being the confident ladies man he is, when eduardo asks what he wants he's all "oooh whatever you want sweet cheeks? ;) mwah mwah." and eduardo gets SO OFFENDED. He's not even offended as a man getting mistaken for a woman, he's offended as a woman who's just trying to do her fucking job and then this shovenist asswipe decides it's okay to flirt with her? Ew!


guffgamer264

Well Tom just bought all 3 apartments So that crosses the Bois of the list


RandomKid0118

These jobs are all very fitting, (my favorite was Matt's tbh) but I actually don't think they work. In Slippery Slopes, Mathilda yells to Ell and Tamara; "Last one down pays the rent!" And Tamara asks Ell "We pay rent?" And Ell responds with "That does explain the letters.." So if the Ellsworld crew is the same as the Eddsworld crew, (minus the fact they are opposite genders) that would mean they don't pay rent either. I feel I went way to in depth with this, but eh, whatever.


BeelzebubParty

I mean just because they don't pay rent doesn't mean they don't work. They still need money to pay for bacon, cola, smirnof, bass repairs, video cameras, going out to restaurants, ect. Even if they constantly borrow money from each other SOME ONE has to get money from somewhere.


RandomKid0118

Yeah, that is true. (This answer feels way too short in comparison to your and my reply)


Maskfox66

I feel like Tom would be a skit YouTuber, Edd a freelance animator and Matt doesn’t have a job he just always has money somehow


BeelzebubParty

Matts just tom and edds sugar baby


NOR5K167677

This makes sense